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It might be difficult to spot but that's creativity!

Simply call the child aside, tell him why the wall is not the best place to scribble and then give him a paper and more crayons and some sweets!

Good intention. I like this. Shows a highly ambitious individual.

Just try and read this article Easy and Realistic Steps/Ways for Any Nigerian University Student to Make A First Class

I believe you will find the answers you seek there.

Keep it up and congratulations in advance.

ClintonNzedimma:
I think this was the job creation GEJ was talking about.
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Oga Nze, you are very funny. Please don't make me laff. It's too early, abeg

21 Million Nigerians Have Mental Problems.

If only we will be doing more uploading than downloading...

evegran:
Op you're clearly not ready to break up with her.
It is such a weird relationship, I can never get myself entagled in such. I'm too concerned about details and making sure everyone knows their part.

If you wanna break up with her, you're gonna have to tell her you're not interested in being her boyfriend or lover- you simply wanna be friends and if she cant be that, then you're sorry-you guys cant be anything. For crying out loud you're a man. Funny I have this weird feeling that you're a loner and she's the only one who has your time-so you still want her around and wanna be friends not an intimate thing.

Or simply, have another girl over and introduce the other girl to her as your girlfriend, kiss, touch and show love to the other girl in her presence. She'll totally get the message. But smh some girls are desperate tho! Scary!

Hmmm... easier said than done! You think she'll get the message, huh? You think that will solve the problem?

Hmmm... the way I see it, by doing it the way you suggested, you are just inviting more trouble for the guy and the new girl in question because these types of girls who are so lovestruck are the types that will tell a guy that she will drink poison unless he accepts them and they can go to any extent to carry out her threats.

UjSizzle:
I found the books deeply disturbing and couldn't even complete them. If what Christian Grey did to Ana is love, then I suggest men kept their emotions to themselves.

It's weird the kind of things we glorify in this age. Lack of respect. SM (?). Bad behavior accompanied by excuses.
Or the date a bad guy and try taming him hogwash. That's nonsense.
And to imagine the books sold over a 100 million copies with a very unattractive plotline and bad storytelling. The world is crazy

Anyway, I applaud the writer of this piece. Violence is not love. Irrespective of 'sexy' fantasies, no man should have to manipulate and disregard a woman like Mr Grey did, and no woman should have to listen to useless excuses like he gave, nor let him talk her into believing she's really in charge (But of course she enjoyed it up to the point he used an actual whip on her )

Already made up my mind not to see the movie. Can't imagine how disturbed I'll be if I have to put a face to the disturbing images from the books.


P.S Women are strange creatures sha. They'll say no man should call them 'properties', yet get all tingly when a man treats an imaginary character as such.
Dark fantasies everywhere

I'm telling you! You are right. The world has really gone crazy!

A girl I had a very high opinion of read the book and couldn't stop praising it so I decided to read it too.

I must say I only managed to complete the first part of the trilogy and till date I'm yet to understand what the whole hullabaloo about the book is all about.

For all the hype surrounding it, I didn't find the book engaging at all.

But maybe, like a reviewer of the book once stated, girls who go gaga about the book do so probably because the Christian Grey character fulfills some fantasy in their minds since he's a billionaire, he's very good in bed, and of course, he's so damaged and needs someone to work on him.

na wa o!

Obviously a thread with a very misleading title.

no wahala, just marry (n)one of them.

Haaa it's a very very big sin o!

Plz don't try it o!

Unless you are so sure that if you die you are heading straight to hell.

Methinks it's the twin at the far end flashing the illuminati sign

lymelyte:
Why u dey lie? You the one in particular..

Hahaaa... I jus dey wonda why it's always someone I know, a friend of mine, my neighbor's wife etcetera...

Well, OP jus tell your friend to keep away from p0rn, stop being idle, stop staying indoors at all times, start engaging in physical activities like gymming, and get himself a girlfriend.

Hahaha... well, the OP has a very sound and powerful imaginative ability with the way she succinctly paints the scenario in her narrative albeit I'll advise she hones in her storytelling skills more on her exaggerative potentials.

But all the same, I think I like her. I'll give her 4/5.

were is dis OP sef? Where's the girl na?

dre11:
Another rapist again


Which kind of men are our mothers giving birth to and training these days

Please don't bring our mothers into this. All of us, I believe, we are solely & wholly responsible for our desires.

Nice one OP. You must be over observant!

See some more ways women might do this: How Women Manipulate Men

Wow! That's good. So how much will it cost to collect it?

Alright, OP, here's the deal. This is what you'd do.

Pick any business that suits you that has been suggested here.

Take your 40K and zoom over to Togo or Benin or any of those CFA countries and change it to CFA.

You are already a millionaire at this point.

Do the business. Make your millions multiply into billions.

Then come back to Naija and change your CFA billions back to Naira million.

Repeat, as many times as you want, if result is favorable.

Good luck.

Just watch out. One of these days, someone will come here to ask, "Is it sinful for a Christian to eat akpu in the morning?"

sheymoni:
People who ruined jonathan's chances of winning

1. Jonathan - corruption is a competition under his watch
2. Okonjo - always deceiving the president that all is well with the economy
3. Diezani - there's something in this woman's punnany that makes jona do as she says
4. Akpabio - making the president feel that all PDP governors are behind him
5. Mama peace - thinks her office is on the same level with that of the president
6. Asari & co - always threatening the peace of the country & the president does nothing about it
7. Okupe, Abati & Omokiri - always doing gbeborun to what the opposition is doing & forgetting their role in the process
8. Fayose - his controversial advert on the front page of some news paper turn out to be a campaign in favour of Buhari
9. Abba moro - organised a job scam that claimed the lives of many youth & also duped them of their money
10. APC - their well organised primary that brought the emergence of GMB as their flag bearer is a blow to jonathan & pdp at large
11. Buhari - the Ijaya himself,the enemy of corruption, his campaign against corruption is already unsettling some members of the PDP who will have to leave this country or risk jail should GMB win come Feb 14th.

I won't be surprise if some PDP governors pitch their tent with APC since immunity clause will be abolished
Even OBJ & IBB already have their tent close to APC
Nobody won go jail
It won't be business as usual

You didn't forget to mention BokoHaram?

Whobedatte:
Thiss is what happens when you vote purely on sentiments
Oh he had no shoes
Oh he is a christian&very humble, he even knelt b4s papa adeboye in his church
Oh his name is Goodluck. Who doesn't want goodluck?
He even bears ebele. Ebele means mercy
We r not voting the PDP! We r voting goodluck
He has nvr contested for an election in his life. That shows God is behind him

This is a man who failed miserably as Gov of bayelsa &have no outstanding/selfless service to his name as a public servant. Yet he was voted enmasse in 2011

Una never know anything? Mtcheew. GEJ till the youths become more sagacious

One bottle of orijin for u, guy! Your head dey dia!

No mind our people. Dem neva see anything sef! See as most of dem wan dump Jona wey be say na dem carry am enta Aso Rock now wey be say tins don get enuff k leg!

Mbaa, e no go eva 'appen! Continuity is the ansa! Continuity is what we need now for complete transformation, not change! GEJ na u biko! GEJ, carry go! GEJ till 2019!

One thousand? Are these youths serious at all?

They should be clamoring for two or three thousand now owing to the free-falling of the naira against the USdollar.

Brains...? Okay.

Beauty...? Ummmm...nah, I don't think so.

I don't know why but I so hate it whenever I hear ladies say things like "I gave him sex."

I'm like Whaddafock! Ain't it no longer a give-n-take exercise?!

So why create that false impression that it's only the guy that's getting pleased?

No wonder 2Pac said "Picture me pay for pu.s s.y when the d.ï.ç.k's free"

OP, I think all what you said is true concerning good girls.

I have one in my sight and you have just described her to a tee. Academics, not so outgoing, thinking business, full of ambition, not into sex chats…you know? And yes, the most annoying part is that she is a church freak and I’m not!

And owing to my yin and yang nature, I’ve always had this belief that a bad girl should be included in the package.

But after going through your write-up, I’m having a serious rethink. Good girls are the best.

So I now know what to do.

I’m going to bring her in.

And then masterfully lecture and guide her on how to be my kind of bad girl—before other girls or guys—do that for me.

Wish me luck.


In other news, mod, methinks it’s DETECT and not DICTATE.

kamez:
Ifa hear!

If a guy is not ready to get married , then doing all these is a total waste of time..

U go wait till u get u metal beard for armpit... Some guys are addicted to bachelorhood

You are right. I'm talking about the metal beard.

reporter1:
The writing is on the wall. Only sycophants are left around Jonathan. All the heavyweights have decamped.
He will lose and he will lose big time. Buhari will win decisively.

Here are the facts today.

1, NW, NE are in the safe corner of Buhari. Jonathan will not get up to ten percent in any of those states.

2, NC will be split but Kwara will tip the scale in favor of Buhari

3, SW: Buhari will win all of SW states given how Yorubas want change. It's not a Buhari factor per se, but Yoruba nation genuinely seeks for a better Nigeria, and it's rather obvious that Jonathan is not only clueless but very corrupt.

SS: Buhari will win Edo and will give a good account in Rivers and will show some modest gains over 2011 in the rest of SS.

SE: All for Jonathan. But .....Buhari will show modest gains over 2011 especially in Imo where Rochas is well loved and the ripple effect of
Father Ejike Mbaka's thought provoking message will give Buhari some sympathy votes especially from those who want a better Nigeria who are not blinded by religion or tribal affiliations.


Jonathan should start packing his bags. It's high time he went back home.

He has done more than enough damage already. Hopefully, Buhari can start crating the looters of our commonwealth.

Correct!

You are not only a reporter. You are also an analyst!

keep it up!

wo1F:
Followed your submissions so far bro. Your thought process is top notch.

On why he's stalling, you're also right as it could one or any of the combination of the reasons you adduced above.
But what if there's a 5th reason? A final reason that could be the grand design of his foreign-hired political strategists all along?
One that would allow PDP carry on with the Certificate goose chase, but would then in a dramatic fashion reminiscent of Man City's League Title win in 2012, end 72hours to the polls with APC providing the certificate that has always been there the whole time. That would give them the momentum to make the final push and take the upper hand going into the election.

Men no mind me jare, conspiracy theories don chop my head
But seriously PDP could be walking into a serious trap they might not have time to recover from

I've been thinking along the same lines and I have a feeling that it is the General Buhari's camp that is actually distracting the PDP.

But on a more serious note, why do our people like concentrating on trivia so much?