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Celebrities › Re: Davido Absent At Tagbo Umeike’s Burial; Had A Royal Welcome In Benin by 2shure: 12:17pm On Oct 21, 2017
broke niggis
go burn in hell
Education › Re: UI May Withdraw 580 100 Level Students For Poor Academic Performance by 2shure: 12:06pm On Oct 21, 2017
no
wen they tell them to read and u.i nothing like blocking.
dem go dey form big boys and big girls for dirty hostel.
i can rem dah year i was at queens hall.
they toast.dem dey form im busy
im reading
exams are fast approaching.
na to dey form boss for ventura
dey take endless selfies for shoprite
bunch of block heads
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by 2shure: 10:59am On Oct 21, 2017
i cant find a bich to trust.
na
i cant get a clean shawty to fuc
damn
im sick and tired of these broke ho's on instagram.
im never eva gonna trust a bich
giv my bare dic to a bich
i been done do dah shiit
ova trusting a bich
thinking dat shez your chic
thniking u d only 1 shez fuckin
naija girls been telling lies since 1980 something

i got two biches now.
one cooks for me
one washes for me
and im like fuc
dis biches aint loyal
they all up for dic and money.
bich

take heart bro
see wetin i love u don cause
niggis don turn to sniffing dogs
konji niggis sniffin condoms
wtf
Computers › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Must Backup Your Computer by 2shure: 7:35am On Oct 21, 2017
Lol
Na free
freeman95:
Why u con deh ka boro boro like this ?

Person ask u? Lol
Computers › Re: 5 Reasons Why You Must Backup Your Computer by 2shure: 7:21am On Oct 21, 2017
I jis turned up my lapy
Screen dey show rainbow
Blue
Red
White
.
I vex restart am.
E come bac to normal
Since i click a link
D sysytem dey act funny
No hacker fit hack my box
Its all phone number protectrd
Besidrs i dey expect a dell lapy worth 390k
So no need to format am.
I go dey use am till i get my other sysyem
Business › Re: Lady Flaunts Money She Withdrew From ATM, Says "I'm A Money Spender" (Pics) by 2shure: 5:46pm On Oct 20, 2017
AbeGi
Apako
U just withdrew 5k in 5 5
Hundred nairs denominations.
Broke bich.
Wen your mates dey spend 300k daily
Apako
U even still dey snap.
Poverty is a damn diseAse
Dat year i used to rely on cyber cafes and cheats.
I got me a wifi unlimited data usage.im browsing i aint gonna quit.
Romance › Re: Nairalanders, Behold Our Pre-wedding Pics by 2shure: 5:38pm On Oct 20, 2017
8yrs
Una love don already sour na.
Nko vex after a year
U go begin say
Her rice no get salt
Her stew is tasteless
This
That
Hw canai fuc a hole steady for 8years
Wtf
Celebrities › Re: Ugezu J Ugezu Cutting His Birthday Yam, Yesterday(photos) by 2shure: 1:03pm On Oct 20, 2017
Dem charles anwurum okry bakasi.mr ibu.francis odega set
Comedian

Crime › Re: FRSC Officials "Abandon" Woman After Accident During Road Chase In Abuja. Photos by 2shure: 12:38pm On Oct 20, 2017
Benz strong sha
I cant imagine d impact if it were kia
Honda
japanesse
Na compress flat like paper naso e for be.
But wait o.
Shey na jason statham transporter 2 d womanbe dey try act cause
For 4matic to somersault means say e be like say she press brake on top speed.
Phones › Re: Huawei Launches A $1646 Porsche Version Of Huawei Mate 10 by 2shure: 11:28am On Oct 20, 2017
I swear.
Sold out last month for one guy at gra 175k cash
Livefreeordieha:
huawei phones are amazing..Using the p10..Used 8&9 before and i still have them..Huawei is da future!
Romance › Re: Another "My ATM, My Cook" Pre-Wedding Photos by 2shure: 10:11am On Oct 20, 2017
I wud neva be an atm
Never
Mai wife must be legit
fully working class bringing home dat cheeda
My wife
My cook
My life
My book
my atm caRd.machines.i took
Pets › Re: Bomb-sniffing Dog Fired From CIA For Refusing To Sniff Bombs by 2shure: 9:06am On Oct 20, 2017
dog slavery
Let tbem be free
They are tired of being in the perimeter
They need a home
And a caring boss
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Tiwa Savage Smoking On Set by 2shure: 9:01am On Oct 20, 2017
Smoke weed only
Fuc shisha
Fuc cigars
Smoke weed for long
Not this stupid shisha shiiit
Tobacco shiit
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man In Brazil Kills Wife Of His Debtor, Gets Arrested. Photos/video by 2shure: 8:59am On Oct 20, 2017
Af neva seen such in uk
Usa
Canada
Dubai
Libya
ite either souti
India
kenya
nigeria

They will be shouting at the top of dia voice
Strip the person unclad
Beat him or her tp pulp
Become an investigator and judiciary at tbe same time
then tyre and petrol treatment
Africa is cursed by God

We are donkey years away from civilization men
Fuk
Celebrities › Re: M.I Abaga Takes Nas To Court. Files A Lawsuit In New York by 2shure: 8:53am On Oct 20, 2017
50k
Hmmm
I must say
Short blac dude
Don turn maye
Wich way
Politics › Re: Salaries Of Politicians & Civil Servants In Nigeria In Hilarious Photo by 2shure: 8:34am On Oct 20, 2017
Whr dem norway clients at
Phones › Re: Huawei Launches A $1646 Porsche Version Of Huawei Mate 10 by 2shure: 7:40am On Oct 20, 2017
Huawei p10i
Dat phone na bomb
D internal storage and battery mah na die
Na wa o.

Phones dey upgrade o.
Men a whooping 600k
Dats like lets say 1800 dollars or so
No diff btwn s8 plus and
Note 8
Bt the price na gbosa

Well im still rocking my samsung s8
No time
Car Talk › Re: FRSC Begins Operation “show Your Licence’’ In Lagos by 2shure: 7:38am On Oct 20, 2017
I cant place it.
Frsc need to open up they eyez and do dia work.
Life on d road aint about
checkin licence
And whose not on seatbelts
Who dey form boss.
And who dey lean back.
Ready to jump into an incoming vehicle
Not minding they own safety
They get terribly injured or even crushed to death.
i sit amd wonder why is it that we always moving back
Everything under buhari led regime
Remains in confusion Bleep
NYSC › Re: Female Corper Rocks NYSC Khaki In A Grand Style by 2shure: 7:28am On Oct 20, 2017
Real biches make it home
Slay queens getting killed and blown
Go serve your nation
Um um.
Na to dey snap upadan..dey modify your khaki clothes
Dis shiiiit been going on for 2 damn long.
Niggis getin married to a bich in camp

Fuc dis stupid shit ..allawi she neva collect
But dey fuckin dstrb us with a local ass monkey jacket
Celebrities › Re: Milan Christopher To Hazel E: "You Were In Nigeria To Prostitute" (Photos) by 2shure: 7:22am On Oct 20, 2017
Bich
Crime › Re: Eguadayi And Evboutubu Community Land Dispute (2016) by 2shure: 6:51am On Oct 20, 2017
I used to stay by ebuotubu b4 iou filling station
Men dat area na apako area
Filled with thugs
Robbers
Rapists
Killerz
Useless sars cotis
Beer parlors and enuf opo jointa by owina junc
Abegi
Ebuotubu b4 water.
Fucking local place
Yef my uncle dey spread say he build mansion for thr.
Why he nor go GRA
Nairaland General › Re: Throwback Thursday: Post Your Throwback Pictures Here by 2shure: 6:36am On Oct 20, 2017
Still broke niggis
Autos › Re: Newly Arrived 2003 Model Toyota Camry (TOKS) by 2shure: 10:56pm On Oct 19, 2017
1m
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Burna Boy Chilling With D'banj by 2shure: 10:35pm On Oct 19, 2017
L.e.s
Legend
Extra
Stout

Udeme
Car Talk › Re: Hummer Jeep Carries Bamboo Sticks From Market In The East (Photos) by 2shure: 10:28pm On Oct 19, 2017
In ross voice
Talking to tha holy ghost
In ma bugatti
Who wan drive bigatti and ferarri for bad pot holed roads
Elioandrew:
even d range ma sef don cast.
Celebrities › Re: Milan Christopher To Hazel E: "You Were In Nigeria To Prostitute" (Photos) by 2shure: 10:26pm On Oct 19, 2017
Put a bich onay budget
Pimpled faced biches on snapchat
1 dollar bill
Bleep it
Christianity Etc › Re: ”How To Identify A Yoruba Demon” Church Program By Harvesters International by 2shure:
Staying damn broke is the root of all evil
Afonjas with rituals
Its like holding a pistol
e don tay wey pastors been scamming our ppls
Car Talk › Re: Hummer Jeep Carries Bamboo Sticks From Market In The East (Photos) by 2shure: 10:01pm On Oct 19, 2017
Dah year
Olu maintain
H2 and h3 things
I rem some boiz go do ogume cause of hummer based on g
E don cast
Abegi
Wen range rove don cast hummer finish
Celebrities › Re: Actor Ken Erics Looking Fresh In New Official Portraits by 2shure: 5:38pm On Oct 19, 2017
Nollywood and poorly writtenscriptz
With self contain actors
Abegi
Phones › Re: Does Charging A Phone With A Laptop Spoil The Phone's Battery by 2shure: 3:51pm On Oct 19, 2017
I hardly turn it on
Buf when o do
I close down the screen
snnaija:
I guess yours doesn't hibernate why it's charging
Celebrities › Re: Obot Etuk's Daughter, Jessica To Wed Idowu Akintade. Pre-Wedding Photos by 2shure: 2:44pm On Oct 19, 2017
I dont got time to speak
Fuc u
frbona:
rise above hate
Celebrities › Re: Obot Etuk's Daughter, Jessica To Wed Idowu Akintade. Pre-Wedding Photos by 2shure: 1:48pm On Oct 19, 2017
Who gives a shiit

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