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dumb shiiit
easy
Wtf
u aint mr easy
Mofocka u mostly tipsy
dress sense damn its always silly
Fuc a bich
niggi
Geh more money
Broke niggis go burn in hell

Badoo again
Now in i.b
D don be

Im bringing bullets for every rapist
Blowing up dem ugly ass skuls
Wtf

Tonto don know shitt
She can say shiiit
Churchill done with u
He dont owe u shiit
Instagraming hashtaging
Nagging bich
She nid a mental institution

Aite niggi
I dont need that

Kizyte:
Nigga, I don't sell creams, I only recommended what's working for me. I don't force you to use it. Why not ignore if you not OK with it?

Save d stress
Geh your self a nice clean title
Avoid roadside battles
in your community there must be a trusted car dealer

show me samples
B4 and after pix
selling shitss wont make u rich

Kizyte:
It's suitable for fair skin people, whether bleaching or not. Dark skinned can use it too, including children, it has no side effects

Dis aint no rape shiiit
Wtf
Nigeria backwards every damn time men
Niggi im so fuckin pissed off rhyt now men
Grown ass niggi be gettn dah pusi and some haters be snitching on him .
Wtf.
If he was in some high class 10 to 15k hotel shiit
All these aint gonna happen
wtf
Go fuc in expensive hotels niggi
Stop patronizing some ibadan local beer parlour like guest house men
Wtf
Ph messed up men

Bkeaching creams

Kizyte:
If you really want to be emancipated from pimples, don't clean your face with your hands when you sweat, use a clean handkerchief.

Best cream for you is Lemon Fresh (Lotion) especially for fair people. Beware of fake, buy from a good Super-Store.

See my DP for evidence.

bich if u 24.
Dem genivive is 28
Quit lying bich
We already know your verse
Age nor dey show 4face.
U got all haters confused at 1st

Every human privates smells .
My dick has day sweaty smell due to lack of air
Mostly after a days work.
But if yur dic stinks onay regular
U got infection.

Same also for biches
Yea u gonna geh dah sweaty smell
Fuc.
Cant forget wen i fingered one bich.
Fuk the smell forced me to baff twice with heavy dettol usage.
Its normal for privTes to smell due to sweat...heat...frictional movement of legs.
But stinking after u worn pants
Clothes
Underwear
Perfumed body
Wtf then u got an infection

Af been using my dell now for 4years now.
No usb ish
No problems.
Idont share laptop or charger cables
Food.money..bedspace..
I only share handshakes and bluetooth

snnaija:
the only thing it does is destroy your laptop usb port..you will always find it difficult to transfer files with that port,just be ready to be changing your laptop ports and panel

How can.
Y r u dull.
Its only gonna be slower
It will notify u to charge with a dtandard charger
Like my s8.
Infact my lapy na my power bank.
Spoil keh.
Lai lai.
Unless u run gen
And current veey high
E go blow am.

y amai alwzys scared to gve my s8 out .
Cause ifs too fragile.
If e go fall down
Na die i day o.
I need my screen glass and casing

Where is dangote truck
When u need its services

Men i dey enter beer parlor now go chop

The way shawty gifty been stacking up her nudes
Bich i'm proud of u.
The way pevert konji niggis be viewing this thread like
Nairaland i'm so proud of u

The way former govt akpabio looted funds
Devil wud be like
Men im proud of u
Pdp never moving forward
They stagnant

Abegi
Afta capping speed to 1mb at nite
Who r u fooling
Fuckin thieves all of u
Frm smile.sprctranet.to swift
U r all thieves
Bastards

Im tired of spectranet

Just get me a blade
So i can cut thru.
Peverts be on dat look out to fuc u
Dem no dey last long 4 bed .bich
I aint cummin fool

I weep for aau students

Who confirmd it
Abegi.
Cloned version

Oh bobs
Sars go jus waste u 4 back of station

Last time i had a jason statham fight with robbers
Bac then in osasogie 2011
ot cost me my leg
My back
I was stabbed
And lost some lil blooD
But due to my life and death situation
I ddntnotice i was bleeding

Last last dey stole my laph
Hme theater
Ps2
Clothes
Shoes
Wallet
Buh fuc it
Im never gonna fight with a robber except im in ma bullet proof vest
Ihate bad guys
They shud be put to rest

I jus tire

NicoBaba:
u dig right like wtf.. à mean, Sup wih Olamide dressing like firefighters

Negro geh a check.
Coming tbru these streets
I did it tha bad way.

I stay trap homiy
trap geh me dah money

2chainz
Hooooooorrrrnnn Ross
its gucci

y do these fuc niggis be on that winter jacket
Wtf

Bich

Pussy niggi
Sht d hell up
We dont need no advice from a pussi niggi
AIDS real
U be fuckin commercial opos in asaba
Runing round feeling like a king fuckin wit yur dic
just in asaba
Ma niggi get money
Fuc these biches

Kraspo:
Chronicles Of Corper Henry
ASABA GIRLS DON’T WANT YOUR MONEY!!

Before I came to Asaba, I have always been the guy who had entered every single relationship with a pack of Panadol extra because of the kind of headaches I was forced to put up with. Back in Maiduguri during my university days, I fell head over heels in love with one dark Adamawa girl who I was ready to live and die for. I will trek the length and breadth of the school, under the scorching sun just to see her. Unfortunately, she sensed my undying love for her and ended up breaking my heart during the examination period. Up till today, I am yet to forgive her.
My love experience in Kano remains the worst till date that I came to a conclusion that I will have nothing to do with Sabon Gari girls anymore. The only language they seem to understand is money and ‘cat fish’. I remember how one Akwa Ibom girl looked at me from head to toe and told me to my very face that ‘who your love epp? Give me money joor’. Even after buying her wristwatch, she refused to have my time. But the romance atmosphere down here in Asaba is quite different. Finding true love in Asaba seems to be less complicated. The girls here are so loving that you might mistake them for Americans. They won’t put you through the rigorous tasks of toasting and chasing and buying ‘eshi-ewu’ and recharge cards for three weeks straight before they take you in. An average Asaba girl, will take you on a journey into her innermost secrets and give herself to you, body and soul without looking back. They don’t even want your money. They are contented with sharing your space, time and attention and with this kind of affections, you can’t help but purr from warm sweetness. Service year afforded me an opportunity to explore some of the many hidden treasures that God deposited in Asaba. And on three occasions, I have been pampered and spoiled with the kind of love that the sun has for mother earth. The kind of love that lights up the whole world!
And of all my adventures in the feminine world, I will never forget my romantic experience with Debby who I met inside a keke. Armed with a rose tattoo that spread down her left arm, a nose ring, four ear rings that ran across her ear, a leg chain and an enigmatic Briton accent, I was helplessly under her spell. It didn’t take long before we connected like electric cables and she illuminated my world. She would call me ‘Chinedu’ with a tone that nobody else has ever called me with. She would read my love poems and melt and with the way she smiled at me, I knew she meant it. She was the first girl to prepare banga soup and bring to my room and after I tasted it, sweet Jesus! I wanted to see her parents.
There are a good number of them who have gone out of their way to show me true love and in all sincerity, I have always had my mind blown away. Asaba girls are content to hold your hand and walk in the evenings, sharing your time, space and silence. Sure, just like every other girl, they treasured their recharge cards, perfumes and night ‘suya’, but since they have you, all the material things of the world seemed so immaterial. Few weeks ago, I met a girl in Asaba during my evening stroll who looked me in the eyes for five minutes, touched my elbow occasionally and finally told me that I made her feel very special again. Back in kano, they only time girls felt so special in my presence was when my wallet started to show itself frequently.
And that is why I decided to write this so that every guy out there will read and have a rethink about his purpose in love life. Asaba is the place to be for all the broken hearted out there who seek emotional healing and reassurance. These girls down here are super romantic. For all the guys tired of buying recharge cards and making hair, come down to Asaba and be treated like a king. You only have one life to live, don’t waste it in Kano, Port Harcourt and Lagos.

I jus got my bich a nice house
Dope boi
i got yay

Murainah1:
is it a must for u to comment

Davido
They never gonna know who did it.
U a killer
U a liar
U a fake

Davido been acting crazy up wirh the money

Bich don tel me
I know its them iluminati Shiit
God knows the truth
Y d fuc will 3 niggis be dead all up in week.
Fuc dis