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See us coti holding a UMP
Damn

Oh pls
Are we abroad.
Enough of these fake ass copy and paste articles and shiiit.
In naija u can do and undo
Ns who u know.
Besides whose looking for job these days
Most niggis are self made
Entrepreneurship Business

Virus
And keylogger
Attached to link

I just saw him about 5mins ago.
And when i opened this thread.
300K
The thing weak me.
Gimme 2m
Or

Juat like the currency
The mouth of cownu
Nepa
Our educational system also not stable.
Country filled with drunks
Pastor drunk to make funds off church members tithes..offerings.
Ministers and govs and other public office holders over power drunk to loot out pub treasury and make naija totally hardest for all.
Sars over drunk to kill.harass innos
Soldiers constantly drunk and permanently angry beat anybody up.anytime.anyday.
Ask cownu
Telecommunications bastardly drunk.they can dedct 1000naira today from your credit.nothing will happen.
Banks nko.
The list is endless.
Everyone ane everything remain unstablle in naija

Bros he died of coke overdose.
Hw van u mingle with david with an o
And not do drugs
Weed
Coke
Does davido drink sprite and seven up in clubs

tiwiex:
Your write up is not coherent. Is anyone thinking of what I am thinking?

David time don up
Career go die like multilinks landline modem

Its time for eminem and snoop to get lost
Donald is here to stay.
And he be trumping on yall niggis .so fuc off
He cant speak for himself
Dey rhyme
Hez d last artist im gonna eva listen too
Since d album of marshal matters 1 and 2
Eminem just lost it.
U fuckin albino
Wayne rooney them albino.
Yellow face.
Brown hair.
Brown beards
Albino.
He dey rap.
Good
But nonw of our naija can stand up .
Not even m.i
Wit his kindergarten lyrics
Or dumb olamide
With his shepe lyrics

Thw edited pix of him with headphones
Looks responsible.
But his real life image
Def hez a druggie
He has a hard face
Black lips.
Weed dont kill.b4 u can have overdose of weed.s.k...arizona.bla bla bla.u must have smokes abt 1200 wraps.whcih normal person fit smoke 5 sef
All those tablets...codeine..sisha...extacy....coke.
He died def of coke.
David d kid does coke.
Y wizkid neva die .
He only does weed.
Wiz khalifa nko..only does weed.
The master of weed.my snoop lion sef dey alive.
All these dumb kids
See dem in club
U shake your head.
Fools
See dia hard weed and cocaine face
Lips
U bastard fooled your parents
See dem vouching 4u
Wen in reality
U be junkie
He died d same way whitney houston died
Drug overdose.
That coca ina.
I only do weedaloca
Not coca ina. Aka cocaine aka coke

Autopsy gonna be on dat digital scale
Coke in bloodstream
Fuc davido u just a dumb kid

Same thing dah killed whitney
Drug overdose
Killing them selves with coke
Shisha
Excess coke
Nawa o.
Davido is a low life
And street urchin
All are dying from drug overdose.
Dumb fools

He ddnt buy range
He ran and bought camry 2.2
Camry sport
Dey feel big for area
Den used 13.5m to gamble.
If i mau ask
Which kind gamble be dat
MMM don cast
Abi na nairabet.
He don go sleep hotel 1 month
Dey form bose
Abi na boss
Dumb fucs
Greedy fuccs
Of all cars
Na camry sport u go buy
Nawa o
Camry sport..btwn 2.3 to 2.7m 2007/2008
Camry 02 to 06..between 1.3 to 1.9m

Adulterated henny for dat matter
So rhey can snap wirh red cups
And label it
Hard work pays
Yahoo boi no laptop

Dah year of table soccer
Aka counter cover and cassette seed
With paper goal post
Dah year of sega mega drive
Way back

Madam
Chief judge
F.b.i. files
Abegi
U r mad
Infact fayose and ffk madness compared to hers
Na double double.
Hee children and grand children would be ashamed of kemi.
Shez just a retard

Thats what i need

Y must they all bleach
See her phuckin knuckles
Dark and fried like plantian bally
Abegi.
Afonja with bleaching ehn
Na wa o

A whole 38m
For xmas time
I no believe
What is this
Scam
Evans wan do xmas for prison

Hiding

kay29000:
How the hell did they bend that burglary gate? Damn! I am sure the occupants of the house would have woken up when they started cutting and bending the burglary gate...I can imagine what would be going through their minds at the time.

Been there
Donr dat.
1St arrested at matice by ekrwan road
By some nornal coti wey dey form sars
Last last mai lawyer bail me 3k
My ipo dey squeeze face cause he bill me 30k
Say yahoo boi go ..laptop
Second..iyaganku sars ibadan.
I forgot to log out
saw chats and my usa number app
Dat labelled me a yahoo boi
Say if i like make i call the IG
Say im goin to jail today
They were all in mufty.
Can u imagine
But claimed to be sars
With a micra taxi
Aft dat i wrote rubbish statements dwt had no meanings.i realised the naija coti like to waste time..so i wrote rap songs in accordance to what was happening.after settling 10k..d lady says my own cut is 3k.
I say y.she say money for printing.pen.
This that.
Nawa o..so 13k.
Since den till now.i thank God for my life.
Nokia..
Saving ppl

Next time
Talk mature with them
Dress smart
Log out
If u wan dey act jason statham with them
Or our favourite tom cruise
No go dia o
Na bruce li u go end up as o.
Dem 4 don bruise your face
Head
Leg
Eye
U don sleep cell b4

3.5m a week
Fuckkkk.
Wait dats 7m a month and maybe some times 9m a month
Fuckkkkk.
Men dats big..
E pass yahooo o.
I must
Jesu

See legit funds
I go buy range tire
Buy g wagon as taxi
Men wtf.
Some are making abt 5m a week
Current acct balance...980,634,973 ngn
Jesu

She will be good to nack
A.l.s
Automatic leg spreader
Nacheous

Samsung s8 everyday
Any day men.
WTf is infinix
Shiiittt

My spectranet remains 10gig left.
So i used 30gig under 29days
Now its expiring tmrw.
Normwl roll over of my 10gig
But not till i sub my 12500 for 40gig
Nothin lilike roll over
Y ncc no do this abt 3weeks ago
Na wen my sub don dey enter reserve tank na im come rem say men bois need roll over

Ncc ti take over
Awon isp's...
No credit oga
No roll over

I dey talk of the battery pack na
E be like lapy bag
Another form of extortion from sars
If the bike comes to naija
Sinxe na powerbank wey resemble lapy bag

anibirelawal:
Ayam no understanding u..... lol��

The batery was designed to last max 3 to 5 yrs.
But because its naija
D voltage fluctuates.
Up today
Down tomorrow
Middle the next day
4Th day..very low current.
Y is it dat every nigerian carry nepa on dia head.
If they coming to party..carry charger along
U go to mechanic.because he see charger in your cigarette tray.he plugs to charge.
Church o..same thing
Very soon id open my own terminal.
24Hr access for 3k a day..charge.browse..sleep all for 24hrs.
Everybody always wants to charge...fukkkkkk
Eva been to gtb charge terminal by maingate on monday. Afternoon or friday afternoons.
Every soul out thr is to charge.
Both in dicks and electronics
Y must everyone charge.
Lol
Lastma can charge
Efcc worst of all dem can file charges against u.
We got no power here
Dont waste 1000's of litres on those planes bringing them here.
It will be scrap and the battery will be modified for mini inverter and powerbank.
Dnt be surprised to see it on konga
I mean wtf.
Konga sells anything
Dumb sittes

She came twice ystdy.
I enjoyed d hard fuckkk

Jazz
Juju

idu1:
What's ogume?

Oritse
Watis dis.
Inyama
Oritse meets bors queen
Bora queen tames oritse to join bora gang
Lo and behold her satchet bobi don fall like moi moi 4 inside rubber bag
Ugllyy

Forget mai guy
He is using ogume

U go old for dat price.
Dey do shakara
Wen e don do u
U go hail

Gbotun:
I swear,you no well. Na toyota camry 2003 you dey price?

Accidented
Auction export
Diff body
Diff paints
Bad seats
U r a scam
This is accidented.
Who r u fooling
Fool

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