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Mr eazi dope man /seller
Is a fuckin hero.
Like seriously 6k dolls monthly
Thats 72k yearly.

Too much of Arizona
S.k
Shisha
Cigarettes
Codeine
Tramadol

Fuckin liar

Update me once we got a submarine undercover
Since na helicopter things now.
Shud we be expecting drone missiles too.
The end of kanu is near.
Heya.
Jus like late alamehsiya or wateva d fuc the spelling of his name is.
Unless kanu disguises as a woman
Or mad man
He wont be able to escape.
Hahahahahagagaga.
Dem don turn am too ibori
House arrest.
Hahahahahagahagahahaha

Nawa o.
Its so long i smoked bazz.
S.k daily.
However uetdy while waiting to buy meshai
I jus had to smoke cause raining.
I took one benson switch.
It looked strange to me
Cause my eyes don dey used to lean s.k.
But men ciggar too big
I fely like i was smoking carrot
Size too big

Who cares

Right now
Shekau
The dreaded boko haram leader
Suicide bomber mastermind
Who is notorious for incessant kidnappings
Countless killings of innocent souls
Would be so ashamed of himself
That a whole kanu now draws more attention from the F.G than he shekau.
So shekau shid give up
Kanu ti take over.
The new boko haram of the east
Sambisa forest is on vacation.
All soldiers report to the east

Seriously id buhari wins a second term
So many infact rapid heart attacks would occur o.
Fayose go deaf,blind.
Jona na jehjeh
Buhari na anger.force..infct hez worst than late sani abacha

Who usually comes up with these names
Python
Crocodile
I meannthey sound weak to me.
Imagine a python infront of the biggest of all elephant in the wild.
The names are ridiculous.python dance.
Wtf

Every administration got shiits.
But bubus own.
The confusion too much
Wtf is thid abeg.
No direction
Nothing.
Men we are heading for the rocks
Sorry passengers the end has come to nigeria

Wait o.
Is this a room and parlor
Or self con
Or single room.
Cause i dey see extension unit for dia
Anf now camping gas.
Rubber carpet
Old school tv divider
Wtf
Ppl still living in the 60's
If e come go explode now

White garment have known to be scams.
Na guy man be herbalist o.
Ogume no dey work o.
Imagine if u catch this white man as maye.
U go do ogume tire
E nor go chest am.
White garment and ogume wey be dagbo be like 5 and 6

In felas voice.
Soldier go
Soldier come.
The reason for our suffer suffer

Blood shed.
5Million litres loading

Where is fayose
When u need his mouth piece.
Watch out for ffk harsh reaction
And of course fayose our chair
Must comment

He might be small
But or according to my biology tracher back then at i.s.i
Rsther than say but he will say bet
And na dictation things
So me go vex ask am make he spell bet.
He go vex punish me .
Dis midget gotta big ass dhic
Na im dey shine her pekus
All this opos
And hook up biches

Abegi
Dis ugly monkey.
All light akin ladirs think they beauiful.
Afte4 spending countless hours at ths studio
And unlimited filtering and editing of pics
Heavily armed make up face.
Ugly as fuk.
Nobody wan marry creams
Dey love natural beauty.
Yuck

Imagine your 1st day of learning street.
U carelessly went to out to eat at mama put
With your backpack wey lapy dey inside
Thsn suddenly sars stops u.
E don be

I'm never scared.
If u compose yourself in a good manner
No shiita.
Sars needs to be killed off fully.
Sars are useless hungey bastards.
May they all die by road accidents and stray bullets.

U dull

Abegi

Solo in supermarkets na 85bucks.
Some thieves seling thiers for 100
Corruption is a curse God laid on africa

How can u go for a raid.
No back up
No bullet proof glass
Vests
Helment
Nothing.
No map plan
Sars always useless.
Fools

I cant wa8 for nnamdi 2 hear back to jail.
Stsy in his own cell.
Incarcerated ..heavily denied bail.
End is near.
War is starring up
Ipobs seems not 2 gif a fuc
Blood shed go pass river
Armed soldiers with ak 47
Ipods holding ak 's shooting with no aim

How much for eod compressor.
I wan put am for crv 08 model.

Abeg epp me throw lighter
I wan bazz

Bich

I passed thr last week.
I did a round trip of 15hrs.
While going.
Accidents i witnessed 5.
2 lorrys.
1 of these humme4 buses burning in filling station.
2 had head on Collison
All die to wreckless and impatient driving.
While going back.
Bro it was 130km on freeway.
Sienna things.
Driver experienced but has bad night vision.
Imagine driving with non ac in rain
If nor be God.

Y shoot them.
U shud af given them spoon hot dic tip treatment
Or sars broomstick treatment.
Wtf
Soldiers always dumb

I rem some months back
Dollars was 480
I feel poor now.
Men na to shaply go unlock my iphone 32k to 40k 8k difference..men nawa o.

Wen sars stops u and asks 4 your mobile phone
Anr dia usual af u heard of internet scam...
Na dia u go believe say men
Nokia torchlight pay u.

Ever turboed eith eod hybrid on benin ore road express.
Bleep..as smooth as Bleep.
Massive turbo.
I got road safety them scampering for safety

Nigerian in Pretoria
Are all doing yahoo.
They ahud all be killed
Naiji guys 4 s.a to like local scam die.
Directaxis loan things

Me sef be billionaire.
Bitcoins billionaire.
Total btc 5100 btc

Africa still lost in religion