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Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima’case: Victim’s Family Makes Shocking Revelation by 30secs(m): 6:37am On Mar 17, 2016
I imagine this case would be long forgotten if the victim was a poor man. But na money jam money this time
Romance / Re: B-itches Aint Shit by 30secs(m): 1:35pm On Mar 14, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
How's Kim K hardworking? What exactly does she do?
Whatever it is she does.. You can't deny the fact that she does it well!
Crime / Re: Female Robbery Gang Arrested In Ghana (Photos) by 30secs(m): 7:19pm On Mar 11, 2016
Awon omo woobe!!
Romance / Re: My Newly Married Friend's Husband Is After My Boobs. by 30secs(m): 11:13pm On Mar 06, 2016
New troll alert!!!

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Science/Technology / Re: The Animal I Killed Today At My Working-Place In Cross River by 30secs(m): 9:11am On Feb 19, 2016
Wait, make I try understand una.. So una want make e adopt the bush cat? Take the civet home and start feeding it assorted meat? Uno, since it's an endangered specie?? Odabipe ori gbogbo yin ti daaru!
Oga flex ur meat.. If u fit chop that kind evil looking thing sha. No mind all this yeye holier than thou people
Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Girl Scream During Sex??? by 30secs(m): 6:57pm On Feb 09, 2016
Moaning or shouting? All those 'on ro mi, on tami' kindof scream no be here o... Heheh. I still be virgin sha
Phones / Re: The Four Affordable Phones That Made 2015 by 30secs(m): 2:31am On Jan 03, 2016
Come on guys! You're all being shitty Tecno sales rep if you ask me! Dropping info that nobody asked you and then going back and forth hyping TECNO!!! Oshisco

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Politics / Re: Emir Sanusi With Daughter Shaheeda On Her Wedding Today by 30secs(m): 8:50am On Jan 02, 2016
Pikin tie gele, baba sef tie gele join.. God dey!
Romance / Re: Photo Of The Day: On A Scale Of 1-10, Rate This Ukwu Of This African Beauty by 30secs(m): 11:38am On Dec 23, 2015
theyrynsolar:
This shit ain't real, someone with that kind of butter is suppose to have a folded waist... E.g mine grin grin
Derin! Derin! I still know say na you e go be cheesy
Romance / Re: Photo Of The Day: On A Scale Of 1-10, Rate This Ukwu Of This African Beauty by 30secs(m): 11:37am On Dec 23, 2015
See assss na!! Chooiiii!
Politics / Re: Troops Kill Notorious Boko Haram Leader, Others, Recover Weapons From Them by 30secs(m): 9:23am On Dec 21, 2015
Nawa o. The way wey army take dey kill nowadays ehn! I fear
Family / Re: Almost Slept With Our Housegirl by 30secs(m): 8:59am On Dec 21, 2015
ritababe:


lol, i wonder why some guys dey behave as if them go die without sexx.
Lol.. The thing fit kill o grin If e too tey. But no be to dey eye ur house help. That one no make
Romance / Re: She doesnt like putting on her pant. by 30secs(m): 7:34am On Dec 21, 2015
Sunnypar:

First of all, you are the kid because you should not put up such here.
Secondly, you reaction shows your maturity, you should have ignored to show how matured you are.
Thirdly, she gave you her reason for not putting zebz(pants) and you are beginning to doubt her love for you.
Finally, you need to grow up because you never ready for that institution called marriage.
Why is NL a forum if we can't stuffs bothering us up for discussion? Stop trying to be rude. Calling someone you've never met a kid is petty. You need some growing up to do
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Do You Prefer Your Man To Have His Facial Hair? (Pics) by 30secs(m): 7:27am On Dec 21, 2015
I want that number 5 so bad!!
Family / Re: Almost Slept With Our Housegirl by 30secs(m): 7:22am On Dec 21, 2015
chybykee:
However you would want your sis living with an uncle to be treated, treat her as such
Pffft! Story
OP something dey worry you sha... Married man eyeing up little girls, you even visit brothels sef. Smh angry
Na the innocent lady wey marry you I pity

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Romance / Re: Things Money Cant Buy.....true Or False by 30secs(m): 7:12am On Dec 21, 2015
Trust me, money can buy class.
Romance / Re: "She Gets Turned On By My Smelly Armpits" by 30secs(m): 3:14pm On Oct 30, 2015
grin grin grin una dey mad sha
Romance / Re: Pix- Only A Gentle Man Will Pass This Simple Test! by 30secs(m): 3:10pm On Oct 30, 2015
maybe she's a feminist
Romance / Re: How Does It Feel Like To Have Sex For The First Time? by 30secs(m): 8:28pm On Oct 29, 2015
Virgins offline, sex experts online. Mumu people
Romance / Re: My Ordeal Wth A Circumcised Gal by 30secs(m): 7:57pm On Oct 29, 2015
Smartiegurl:

mincing words with an imp like you is actually a waste of time.
keep bleeping until your dicck gets stuck one day!
Get's stuck in what? Shey cobwebs dey the to-to ni?
Food / Re: A Big Snake Killed In My Compound Today (PIX) by 30secs(m): 9:40am On Sep 05, 2015
Vondata:
OMG! Hw cn a sane Man eat wild Snake. I lyk d way it killd d Dog, I h8 dogs.
^^mammy water sighted
Celebrities / Re: A Reporter Was Shot While Live On Air & Shooter Films Himself During Killin-pics by 30secs(m): 5:57am On Aug 27, 2015
I just don't understand people anymore! sad This is terrible sad
Romance / Re: Ladies, Am I The Only Guy With The Best Swagg On Nairaland??.... Pictures by 30secs(m): 7:57pm On Aug 11, 2015
DaisyII:
People like this scare me.

It's not the look,it's his dress sense.Childish!


Pls don't be offended by my post.
Aunty Daisy e don do.. Must you repeat same comment 5times?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Am I The Only Guy With The Best Swagg On Nairaland??.... Pictures by 30secs(m): 7:55pm On Aug 11, 2015
Dude... WTF!!!
Oya na you get swag pass for NL... Wetin dat one give you?
Romance / Re: What Would You If You Saw This At A Junction (photo) by 30secs(m): 12:18pm On Jul 18, 2015
I get one bad friend wey go fit carry am. Then we split the money 50-50!
Romance / Re: Public Places To Have S** If You Dont Have A House by 30secs(m): 9:51pm On Jul 17, 2015
Boxer007:



Boo boo, One night stand fuking a man in the ass outside a night club behind parked lorry is the best feeling ever. I love fuking men
why are you like this na?
Romance / Re: Couple Takes Pic At The Same Place 51 Years Apart. by 30secs(m): 8:28am On May 25, 2015
This picture has been debunked as fake jor... Una go just dey find cheap internet points.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by 30secs(m): 11:26am On May 22, 2015
I vote tohpahz
Cc: NLJEGA

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Romance / Re: How Do You Call Sex In Your Local Dialect? by 30secs(m): 10:39am On Apr 26, 2015
Tbillz:
for yagba?
ode. For Nupe ni

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Celebrities / Re: 16 Eyebrows That Doesn't Make Sense(photo) by 30secs(m): 10:51pm On Apr 24, 2015
Lol... Girls can sabi to mumu demself ehn!!
Romance / Re: How Do You Call Sex In Your Local Dialect? by 30secs(m): 11:51am On Apr 24, 2015
Tesojue!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Knows The Correct Salary Structure For All Nigeria Uniform Jobs/forces? by 30secs(m): 9:54am On Apr 24, 2015
idu1:
fifthed
The first nairaland circlejerk!!!! How sweet

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