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@ Nedum Onuoha, don't be worried, scars makes a man strong.

This week,you are going to receive double portion money. Amen!
Common church are you hearing me. You are going to receive double portion money.let me hear you say a louder AMEN!

chymystique:
[color=orange]I have questions to ask? Faradexs09



Is it true using sperm as body lotion makes the skin smooth esp the face??

Is it true that taking it in orally makes one put on weight and gives the female a nice shape with making sense booty and boobs??
(though most peeps say it aint true)

Is it true one can store it in a cold room for later use??

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yes it is true except the oral you mentioned.

Bowaley17:
I will never forget this... This kind of thing happens in the Face me,I slap you houses... Every night,we will gather at the front of the house dey bath nakedly... Especially if there's power failure...

somehow,I disagree with you... We were living in a big home,despite the numbers of bathroom, we do take our bath outside when we were children. To me, I feel its becos mom wanted to supervise us as we take our bath while she attends to something(friends,visitors or cooking,washing etc). Also, light was not constant to pump water in other for the the surrounding pipes to flow when on..as kids then, I remember whenever we take our bath in the bathroom,we end up pouring water on the ground subjecting to cleaning after that.. This should bring me to my last point where I would say "nature". One felt free bathing outside at that tender age.it was natural,quicker and fun. After all, others do it so why don't we catch the fun and do the same...my opinion!

EverestdeBliu:
Ewww! That's cruel,such can't happen in the West...Western world

shut your mouth! Just few days back LAPD shot a homeless man in the US for nothing.. He did not carry a gun. 4 police officer could not subdue the guy as he tries to resist arrest and one officer had to shoot him with gun.

His signature wink dey burst a lebanese/ghanaian girl-frd of mine. The girl dey vex me whenever I sit with her watching one of mavins video. She melts to his wink...

There was a time I had to do several replay when he winked and I wonder what is in this wink d girl seems to like about which makes her go crazy....

zaralady:
The two have different beauty, nnaji is very beautiful, nadia is very pretty, u could compare pple like Martha ankomah and Jackie appiah, or genevie and Jackie appiah and nadia buhari and some fair pretty actress...I forgotten one gal's name..but nnaji and buhari really u cnt find who is more beautiful becos dey re two different skin complexion and dey re beautiful in dere various ways

miss world does not look at all this you are writing.. Black,white,african,asian,latino,europe all come to compete for 1 glory... The glory to become the most beautiful girl in the world.

joyli:
Which planet did u surface from? You are asking if am mad because u wanna express yourself .

Shoooo!! See me Se trouble

Then deal with it.

lol (no offence amigo)! The day that I saw Martha for real, to me no Nigerian actress has got that her beauty. That girl na ogbanje.

messpero90:
mercy johnson's hip i can c but marthar hip i cant c, mercy johnson is a black beauty but martha is a bleach beauty, mercy johnson's body is da bomb but martha's just ordinary nd above all mercy johnson i know but who is martha bcaus here in london we dnt know martha.

pictures tend to be deceiving... Bro, Martha does not bleach.. That pic you saw of martha added light to her face.. Martha is as black as "the black stallion".. I will take martha skin than that of mercy.. Martha is slim but get curves where needed.. Mercy to me is obolo(orobo) as the ghanaians wud say. I will take it that you do not know martha but if you have seen this girl(martha) in real or in movies, mercy to me is a beach (excuse my words,I am sorry).

joyli:
My people, Abeg who is sexier?

OP! Are you mad? I will take Martha Ankomah for that ashawooo anyday anytime... O boi, that girl is my tv girlfriend... I love her skin color... Chalei, she dey b keke...

worriedmom:
Hellooo.

a fallen breast is a fallen breast which cannot be like that of a sweet 16 except you want to go by using silicon.. But there are ways to make that fallen breast firm or heavy..

Exercise... Weight lifting(chest), dump bells..
Food intake: vegetables
The use of locally made shea butter: I think this method works well. During the times I was in Ghana,some Ghanaian mothers buys the local shea butter in the market.I never knew why until when I was in class, a girl brought that topic saying "applying the local shea butter on the b00bs makes it firm"...


To me, I do not see this working so well, cos if we look at our mothers, they all have fallen b00bs.. So who are we to look for ways to make it firm again?

No work tomorrow, I am reading through nairaland....

My advice is this...

It does not make sense for you to sell property except you have more than enough.

If you are the type that the country has frustrated and you feel like going to another foreign land would be the best for you, why don't you just go.

Also, going abroad, you need to have 3-5 years plan by looking at ways where you can become a citizen.

Lastly, nigeria in someway has something to offer cause when you look at the cost of going abroad and the cost for you thinking of a solid business idea, it could be worth it..

Ps: there is nowhere in the world that is not expensive.. Lagos is expensive as well as toronto so as london,oslo,J'bourg, newyork etc. but that does not mean that there are no place where you can afford cheap living in a decent environment...

Whatever you two decides as couple or family, just do it by NIKE.

IYADARA:
I have a six month old baby who watches keenly while hubby and I enjoy our 'quickies' but these days i get set back and often loose concentration because i feel someone is watching...hubby on his part would say babies at this stage understand nothing...?

Do you think is too early to start putting a break to such?

Did i mention walking naked most time is our routine?

When do babies start giving meanings to what they see?

ask yourself this, when do babies start giving meanings to what you SPEAK?

Demdem:
Very foolish and miserable thing.
After the death of several innocent thousands and displacement of further millions, the fool chose to wake up to his responsibilities days before election.
He met boko haram as local riff raffs but allowed them to grow to an international menace before he woke up from his slumber.
When he was suppose to act, he was busy telling the whole world that they are his siblings.
He remains a curse. He must go.

desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Note: I am not a supporter of any political parties.

gloriana:
Its almost five years now n he's not back n no known date yet of his return.

seriously? Europe is not easy.I feel for the guy and your sister. I hope you guys get to know a date of his return.

Those hausa coaches are good for the U-17

Nigeria for life!

Respect to the nigerian military for holding down the extremist.

kennyok:
>>
1. It makes some people religious = by saying:-
Oh my God, Yes Lord.
2. It gives some people their first musical
lessons = mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo,
asssshhh,annnnnnnh.
3. Makes some people natural coaches = fast,
fasterrrr!!!, yeah keep doing it,ure good.
4. Makes some people announce their own
obituary = U are killing me, I'm dead, I'm dead,
I'm finished, u will kil me ooo.
5. Makes some ladies become terrorists =
Destroy it!, Don't have any mercy, Just tear
it,beat it up, Let me feel it.
6. Others become respectful = Daddy I love
you,I promise, okay, yes I will do anything for
you.
7. Makes some people become loyal = Love U
endlessly,... U own my life,... am Urs forever,...
U are my world.
8. Turns some ladies to beggars = yeah Please
don't stop,... continue please ,... give it to me...
Please do it again.
9. Some speak in tongues: mamamama
hahalahalahalaaaa aaajoooooo haaahaaa
10. Some start speaking their dialects: aiwa
shumba endererai! Maita basa shumba!...shumb
a kani punnany...do mi pa! Fa obo mi ya! Beeni!
(=|
Where do u belong?

nice write up.

olempe:
blunt truth!

The Ghana branch self go fear CVs from Nigeria

lol! your comment got me cracking... anybody can get this job but the people who have edges over another are the Nigerians who studied there...let say, 70% ghanaians would be called for this jobs and the remaining might be 29% Nigerians, 1% foreigners...

the 29% Nigerians, we can have like 15-17% Nigerians who studied there and are likely to get the job..

irunobo3:
So you have never had a reasonable relationship and u dare raise your yeye face at me All men have been chopping and dropping you. No wonder you look like a 50yr old. No sense, no brain, no beauty. Smh

that is harsh!!!

adeyemik:
Fayose, will soon make history as the first elected nigerian governor to be elected twice and impeached twice.

bro I am not here to talk about buhari or apc.. But I am here for you to enlighten me about fayose.. I remembered this guy was once a governor for ekiti state and then he was impeached now he is coming back as a governor for another time... How possible?

ehizo25:
Mary Kay once said "There are three kinds of people in this world:

Those who MAKE things happen,
Those who WATCH things happen and
Those who WONDER what happened"

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lol! Let me add, some wud read and act on it. Some would read and pass onto the next thread looking for another money making method. Some would read and want to see PICTURE(In this case,I will put it as PROOF).

Abumadea:
I served in Niger state in a village called Kura, not far from a town called Salka which is not too far from Yauri in kebbi state. Salka is known for its beans business and a very large central market.I remember buying a sack of Onions for just 500 naira. If I had sold them, I would av made more than 2000 naira as profit The village I served is also known for growing groundnut and its very profitable as well cos they extract grounnut oil from them.

thank you for sharing this information as I had a business idea which I wanted to see myself venture in.. It is about finding raw groundnut, frying it and then grinding it into groundnut paste where I can then package it and place it in a jar with a label ontop or surrounding it and then hit the market and sell my groundnut paste. With this,I would need nafdac approval. Its capital intensive anyway... Thanks for the info...

When people such as the OP drops a certain niche in money making ways, people would like to follow.... They all want to copy and paste and do the same thing... With such a brilliant idea the OP drop,one can think of other areas that needs to be tapped into. Such business can be replicated into other regions of the country, w.africa and africa as a whole... Bless every hustler trying to make a living.

There is this song titled "on ca va a dabou". I remember in the song where the girl told him ,"ton bras mon bras" ... (Your arm is my arm).

So the picture of the white lady holding the guys arms reminds me of the song "on ca va a dabou" by prince et leo (prince and leo)....

Lovely song I must say...

Guy, your answer can be found in the music by magic system titled "premier gaou n'est pas gaou oh / C'est deuxième
gaou qui est niata". To be fooled once is ok but to be fooled twice, then you are a maga... If u have listen to this song well, u know what to do if you are in your right sense...

obailala:
He must have thought carrying a 'foreign' passenger would bring him luck or extra tips

in economics, there is what we call price discrimination which sometimes does apply in a situation like this.

Chiaka:
Cost of Machine Please If I think all these things and cannot afford the machine of what use is it. Thanks

cost of machine for what? If it is for nylon production, I do not like it.... I even want such to be abolished or reduced... That stuff blocks our gutters, tunnels,channels on the road...it then goes to the sea disturbing marine life.

Chiaka:
Do you have any idea how much the Machine cost and where to buy it. Thanks.

think deep, think marketing, think SWOT,rebrand, repackage.

Poor guy, he must have swam to impress a girl or become a hero just like how CASTRO did while trying to save pu55sy. If men can only listen, pu55sy is d greatest destroyer of mankind.....

95% of people on nairaland are black as Chimpanzee. I hate when Nigerians call other counties black whereas you are as black as them. Also, Nigerians can bleach,never proud of their black skin.