₦airaland Forum

EagleScribes:
Did you know crush, Dr. Pepper and Africola?

I know crush. But not dr.pepper nor africola. How about "parle-soda"? There was this program they showed on NTA every sundays at 12pm or 1pm,its called "rendezvous". You will see people dancing in a club or do I say disco. The sponsors that time was limca, schweppes,goldspot. Just reminiscing at them early 90s days...

Na d'banj news I dey wait !

vizkiz:
op,that girl up there looks like ronke...is that ronke??

she looks ghanaian to me.

I love online dating, I found my african wife through online dating. Online dating exist in africa but the sites created are not encouraging. The pictures people use as profile fit make you fear.The whole settings are too dull when it comes to online dating in africa. Thanks to FB for making me find my african queen!

kokoA:
Abeg o, they should leave him alone o for their own good.. Trust me, you don't wanna mess with a catholic priest, ask former governor Ikedi Ohakim. Catholics value a local village priest even morethan Obama. An attempt to fight a Rev. Father is a very risky one..

you hit the nail on the head and your statement reminded me of what happened in mexico wen assassin wanted to kill el chapo guzman(a drug lord kingpin) as dey got a tip dat he wud b arriving from d airport. Wen d supposed "el chapo guzman" arrived n went into a car, d assasins sprayed several bullets only for them n d people to discovered that he was a prominent priest in mexico. Mexico,been a catholic country revoluted against the cartel accusing the drug lord assassins on the murder of their priest. The only way the bill was settle was the drug lord giving the assassins to the police or govt for justice to prevail.

OP, I see a divorce needed to be. If a divorce can't be made then you and your wife should behave and act like BONOBOS but never act like a CHIMPANZEES.

Holywizard:
Hello nairalanders. This is no joke. Last week Saturday, my cousin was returning from Lagos to village, when he had an accident before Benin and died instantly.



Is there any solution?

guy, person don shit for church for your family. Do this at home as this is a traditional practice from where I come from. Place a broom at the entrance/exist of your door where he knocks. It would be good, if the broom is placed vertical. If that your cousin spirit bad in nature, him no fit cross that door nor knock d door.

2) Call upon God. Pray onto him. Bring out your cousin picture and begin pray,remove the bad spirit disturbing the home. Wherever he is coming from,let him b there.

Natasha2:
Op please I'm on my knees don't allow nairalanders to spoil your relationship.

She has apologized so you should let go,

Even if she was a prostitute so? Isn't she human?

why on your knees? You do not need to. Please take my hands for I have forgiven you instead for your sins! but I say to you, "will you marry me"?

iv4fb:
the annoying thing is the guy in the second pix trying to snap the face of a dying person when people were trying to help. That guy is everything that is wrong with Nigeria

shut up. Tomorrow you then say "pix or idonbeliveit"

To me, we lack the ability to put things in practical. There is the fear if the business we want to do would yield profit or not.

Also, banks are not encouraging young minds. Interest rates by most banks are high.

Govt needs to pump in money yearly to people who have business ideas to employ at least 5 staffs in their proposed business idea.

She for don fuvck dose rasta jamaican guys. Enjoy!

Kirinwa:
In the villages we majorly have pit latrines while townships use water closet system aka WC. Which is more comfortable for doing your business.

Pit Latrines, there's no need to carry bucket of water to flush while in WC's most times you need to carry bucket of water otherwise the next user wouldn't use it.

Let's hear your views..

well, I think WC. Cos there is nothing as sweet as relaxing in a WC while you get high on cigarette.

ChristyG:
u will so stink down there.before d advent of tissue,what were u forefathers using?u can never be 100 percent clean with just tissue.if we can use water to bath and wash,what makes it bad to use when u use d toilet?..especially if one is female,what if u are on ur period and u use just tissue..yuck yuck yuck

gba! Dasoll.

Wen we were babies, na water dem dey use take clean our yansh. So what is d one some people dey try form #tissue, water is gross.... Whereas, na water dem start to dey dey clean our ass.

ylaa:
Tufia!!

so if I dey yansh u for behind, u mean say your yansh go dey smell shit and I go dey see some tissue remains together with particles of igbe. Na u b "tufia".

Water, the most preferred method in wiping that as5. Water and Soap does the job perfectly for me when I am home. No stains, nothing. With tissue, there are stains. Just imagine when u get plenty hair for yansh and u dey use tissue... Abegi, na water win am. I use tissue when I am in public. Water 100% clean. Tissue 90% clean, paper 40% .

DrGill:
well...i experienced a stresful one frm my brodas wife,my broda got dis exact contract & he had to go overseas. to cut story shut, my brodas wife almost squized d life out of me,she would wake up probably 2am, sumtyms 3.30am & tell me to prepare potato poridge wit pepper soup,sumtyms, tuwo, indomie nd ewedu(yes, indomie nd ewedu,.lolz) nd all of it dat amazed me wat dat she loved video games especialy soccer (FIFA13 then),chai she sabi play am die,always uses REAL MADRID,we can play togeda for long while ,wen i get slipy,datz wen she goes off to her room maybe to slip nd anoda funny tin is dat i ran all erand she sent me, eida to market or oda places ..chai ..fun filled GOD BLESS WOMEN

your own is coming, your bro would watch over yours while you go abroad. Watch out "the cravings II"

Jamean:
Fast forward till now, I have battled with dandruff like someone trying to treat cancer, yet not much result.

Moral : you will have cravings during pregnancy, but watch it, 'cause they may have adverse effect on you and your baby.

have you tried using "damatol". If NO, try be on your natural hair for a while and keep applying damatol on your scalp. If you are the type that makes use of shampoo,after 3days,dandruff takes effect-stop it. Watch out for the type of hair creme you use. In essence, study your hair and why you keep having dandruff often. There must be an answer to it.

The comments here amazes me. No b in d same lagos papa n mama plus children dey live for 1 room. Abegiiii... A blood is a blood and will always remain a blood.

Seems some companies that own asian airlines are ritualist. They must be in a form of society.

clemzo101:
Mind u, sister faith is a very simple lady, in her late 30s, no record of her rejecting anybody, she's a very simple and gentle sister, dat was why people felt bad

so why is she still single? Women are object of attraction, in their life time they must have encountered been with many guys and are you trying to say no one proposed marriage to her? Well, it is not a must to marry but if truly you want to marry, you will marry.

venomous:
Why will people build houses without toilets for God sakes...... ...some people still live in the d stone ages .smh

they behave as if they are from the farm(farmers).

Airforce1:
my igbo brothers making me proud since 1620bc

God bless ndigbo

and how does this benefit you,your family . We are not talking about your state and your community. I just cannot phantom.

The sound of UNIBEN to an outsider is like the sound of NIGERIA to a foreigner. There is no good news about the school. This happened way back in 2005, a friend of mine been in uniben at that time were playing pool and this friend stepped on a cultist guy. They started exchanging words.Now, We all know the usual word that people say in benin or Edo state when they are in argument with another , they go by " U KNOW NO WHO I BE"? My friend said "who u b, gerrout,u no fit do anything". Cultist said," u kno no anything,I go sho u who I b for dis school". My friend who was scared knew he was not a cultist but wanted to put fear in that cultist guy. Situation eased up when the cultist guy left. Three days later, boyz bin arrange my guy for osasogie in broad day light, men(people) cud not do anything. Dem carry my guy out of the scene to a bush deep inside.

One of the cultist said, "make we light this guy for here", the other said,"make we still go further". It came a time when the main cultist who had confrontation with my friend said to him"you see-me finish the other day, now this is the end of your world". As d cultist guys dey talk,na so my friend use that chance give one of dem elbow for back and ran to his heels. To cut the story short, my frd contacted his bro for d school wey give am transport. He used dat transport take go abuja.he narrated his ordeal,na so dem carry am go ghana. Na for ghana him give us the gist plus d fact that I knew d guy in uniben back then.

Omo, to them cultist, na beg we dey beg una,take life easy. We all came to study, after studying, we get white collar jobs.and we live our life from there going...

Juliaann:
Nop at first I never knew he is a smoker I later found out but it was kinda late because we don't stay together I can't just leave home because of it then I thought its something I can change but hell no its mission impossible

a smoker n a drinker plus he keeps late at night together with his nasty habit? Girl, see the road well before u cross it. trust me, a day will com wen he gets drunk n decide wanting to ve sex wit u or taking unnecessary violence against u. Omo, it is really true good girls dates bad guys n good guys dates bad girls.merry xmas!

Adex097:
Ghanaian gals falling inluv with naija guys since 506BC

wat d f**k is wrong with you. She is half Nigerian, her dad is igbo. Left to me, this is no news as she can choose to marry anybody.

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Havin sex wit a native doc daughter, she go give u dog puss5ssy fvck

potoki:
Wit 600k u can get ur personal 4acres of land cheaply n go into plantain plantation. It is a money spinning business. If u'r interested u can call (08034209734) n I'll give u d breakdown analysis of everything.

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2kris:
Bro just go into poultry production, either layers or broilers u will not regret it 1 bit..am speaking as a agricultural science graduate

I know many agric graduate, the truth is they do not want to get their hands dirty. Are you in any practical agric business?

Cryxtal:
For me, cash crops are very profitable. Cocoa, when done as extensive farming, will involve exportations. U could try rubber too, though nt exactly easy. Palms are also very good, especially if u intend to have mini-factories for conversions into semi-finished n finished products. Every part of a palm tree is useful from roots to leaves. A palm tree has so much to offer u.

cash crops! Can you wait 10-15years for the cocoa or palm tree to mature before you start seeing your return on investment? Or maybe you meant by advising him to buy pre-existing cocoa farms which during harvest time ,he can be seeing something.