iceblue:

thanks all, but nothing so strict. i no wan dull us: pidgin is still dey, same for yoruba/igbo/hausa as long as you translate, thass all.

but the corrections are impressive

noooo wayyyyy i objec strongly to that, since it was said we should speak english so english shall it be, no one should speak pidgin, or any other lanugage including french.

anyone caught will pay the fine , signed: Management

@gmattutor

First of all you are welcome to the most interesting thread in Nairaland property section abbreviated to WTMH wel all come here to share our daily experiences in regards to landlords, water, electricity, traffic. e.t.c including maiguard which fortunately you dont have. hope you have a wonderful and interesting experience as you board the buy until it gets ot it final destination.

@ gmattutor: welcome! good to hear! i've always thought surulere is central, but i'm not very fond of the area for the reasons u mentioned - water. pls update me on the security situation there. a friend lost his laptop a couple of weeks ago to some headboys. and that's the general impression i have that S/L isn't very safe. i hope i'm now wrong. anyway, which side safe sef, apart from government house?

@axey! lol, u dey find my nose abi?

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no mind ijoseda. dey form james bond for us

whish wan u dey? no hidden agenda pls, everytin in engliss or her twin sister, pidgin
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go check page 10 o! chei. which time u dey go work sef?

maskuraid:


official invitation to coolred (iceblue's sis)

we request your prescence at our gathering.
kindly respond.

signed.mgt

axeman85:

noooo wayyyyy i objec strongly to that, since it was said we should speak english so english shall it be, no one should speak pidgin, or any other lanugage including french.

anyone caught will pay the fine , signed: Management

who come be management? i'm confuseded! i no even know say we don get management

@gimattutor

welcome to our little group of appi people.hope to hear more from ya.enjoy s/l while u can bro(accordin to ojb,amala shitta/pepper soup for rita lori etc).me i cnt handle d population there sha,m agoraphobic

iceblue:

who come be management? i'm confuseded! i no even know say we don get management

u berra upgrade/update you ASAP.

iceblue:

@ gmattutor: welcome! good to hear! i've always thought surulere is central, but i'm not very fond of the area for the reasons u mentioned - water. pls update me on the security situation there. a friend lost his laptop a couple of weeks ago to some headboys. and that's the general impression i have that S/L isn't very safe. i hope i'm now wrong. anyway, which side safe sef, apart from government house?

@axey! lol, u dey find my nose abi?


go check page 10 o! chei. which time u dey go work sef?

be warned you will not be warned again if you are caught violating the only English speaking rule in the house.  

i got to work at 4pm as i resume at 5pm and get finish work at 8:30pm and get home for 9pm.

maskuraid:

u berra upgrade/update you ASAP.

dont mind her. she is ignoramus of the inconherrent happenings in the vicinity of WTMH. she needs to be brough up to speed so as not to be left behind when the vehicle is in motion. 

maskuraid:


me i cnt handle d population there sha,m agoraphobic

isn't agoraphobia fear of spiders again? how dat one take consain S/L?


una no dey let me concentrate. oohhhh!!

ahh, i don miss buka amala. i suppose find my way to white house/saudi soon

axeman85:


i got to work at 4pm as i resume at 5pm and get finish work at 8:30pm and get home for 9pm.

imagine d flexin.just three hours thirty mins of work?jeez!i must have offended sombadi

oh sorry mi'lords

iceblue:

isn't agoraphobia fear of spiders again? how dat one take consain S/L?


una no dey let me concentrate. oohhhh!!

ahh, i don miss buka amala. i suppose find my way to white house/saudi soon

dats d point.m hungry too,wanna do lunch??

maskuraid:

imagine d flexin.just three hours thirty mins of work?jeez!i must have offended sombadi

i wish, those hours are cntinuos work non stop. and believe you me, i get enough insults in those 3hours than you will get in a life time. but in the end i am always a winner. as you wish you are in my shoes , i also wish i am currently in lagos enjoying the feeling of lagos all in its glory.

iceblue:

oh sorry mi'lords

you are forgiven for now so go and speak pidgin, igbo, yoruba no more.

maskuraid:

dats d point.m hungry too,wanna do lunch??

hy hey hey , come who is taking who out for lunch ? you guys want to be playing love in property section right. better carry it to romance section .

but of course management will allow you as long as we are also invited to the all expense paid trip to have lunch as well. but in my own case. i will eat bfast, lunch and dinner together as i need to feed my habit.

axeman85:

hy hey hey , come who is taking who out for lunch ? you guys want to be playing love in property section right. better carry it to romance section .

but of course management will allow you as long as we are also invited to the all expense paid trip to have lunch as well. but in my own case. i will eat bfast, lunch and dinner together as i need to feed my habit.

i no fit shout o

@ all

na who be management o! i hope we never start to dey get cabal for here too

@all,

amala wit ewedu and ogunfe (amala, draw soup and goat meat). i've never eaten that at shitta, but i heard you could get hot flaming amala at 2am there. i ate at costain once, the one on the rail line beside naija brewries, chei no be small thing o!

meehhnn! i'm salivating here. oga lawyer will soon move us to food section o!

@ masky: me ssef no fit shout!

@ ijoseda: how far with the house hunt? any luck yet?

@ ice
we've never had security issues personally as per we are under cover of the shadow of the almighty

@all
i eat amala shitta nearly everyday. wonderful thing. shall i email some to you all?

@ice and masky.

why una go fit sshout , wen una knw say wetin una do no good extendin invit to jst una sel wen house full. 

anyway afta a heavy drinking sessions from vi to slere to iponri to apapa we end up in shitta listening to a music called agidigbo, while enjoying sumptious meal of amala, gbegiri ewedu and bokoto known as cow feet.     i like buka food pass eatery

or if na afternoon, i enter Olaiya arrange di usual.

gmattutor:

@all
i eat amala shitta nearly everyday. wonderful thing. shall i email some to you all?

bring it on!

@ijo
any updateas per ur accomodation matter?

@axe
u 2 groove.minister for liquid,solid and gaseous enjoyment.

@all

had a bit of work done over d wknd.gates fixed,railings/burglarproofing fixed,internal paintin done,external underway .more later

@icey and masky,
i am still on the house hunt o. i've made all the contact i need to make. active search starts in june. i want the rent to start in july/august. i've also narrowed down to gbagada. i hope the water is good there sha. i still have icey's checklist with me. in fact my wife made me to copy it out and print it.

@all, you guys have been wonderful!

before i forget o! i bought 500unit of pre paid PHCN credit last year. i still have 130 left. reason why, poor power supply. i've not hAD light in the past 4 weeks. the just flashed me yesterday to remind me that the meter is still working o!!! i dont thing it could be worse anywhere!!!

@masky

yes ooo. i get some good friends as well and our blood na same. we work hard and we play hard.
thats good to hear say u work well well for weekend. this your guys hi go fit paint a whole 3bedroom perfectly well in one day. ?

@ijo

ok na wao gbagada anyway sha God help you. very good area. but it all depends on which of the gbagada either phase1 or phase 2. u r tinking of.

@ masky: all this work for your house, e be like say u dey build the thing from scratch . how much u pay wey the renovation plenty like this?

@ ijoseda: glad we could be of assistance. what are e-neighbours for?

@ axeman(?) i don forget who dey find furniture person. i don collect the number of the guy wey dey my area. true dem dey try well well and the price no too bad. Mike - 0803 564 0708. i don't have photos but i no fit carry yeye give my people

@ ijoseda: pele o! must be a burnt transformer something that no one can be bothered to replace (with your tax/phcn money by the way)

iceblue:

@ masky: all this work for your house, e be like say u dey build the thing from scratch . how much u pay wey the renovation plenty like this?

@ ijoseda: glad we could be of assistance. what are e-neighbours for?

@ axeman(?) i don forget who dey find furniture person. i don collect the number of the guy wey dey my area. true dem dey try well well and the price no too bad. Mike - 0803 564 0708. i don't have photos but i no fit carry yeye give my people

e be like say masky wan do something this one wey he dey renovate him house. lol

neighbours are for sveral things oo. for my case, na to message dem and in certain cases make dem arrange food for me as a bachelor. lol

henhen okay no wahala, will save di number, i already saw a boy who sells ready made ones imported ones i guess and based on pixs dey are very good. so will check him out first wen i dey area and if not good enough or too expensive i will consult ur guy. BUT  i go hol u responsbile if di guess no correct oo. lol

@ijo

all will be well.

@axeman

nothin do u jare.continu to chop d life of ur head(translate into yoruba) .i thot i read'massage' in ur sentence abt wat neighbours r for(sofry sofry o).be careful of strange fegetable

@ice

tot i told y'all earlier,red card for ma landlord

we're happy for you o! means say we get 2 party be dat!

one for masky (original housewarming). God we thank you o! we don get at least one landlord fro this thread

one for ijoseda (welcome to lagos)

@all

e be like say i go see some of una very earlier than expected ooo.

kingboy hope say u ready to host meee. i fit enter lagos for may jst for 1week kpere

iceblue:

we're happy for you o! means say we get 2 party be dat!

one for masky (original housewarming). God we thank you o! we don get at least one landlord fro this thread

one for ijoseda (welcome to lagos)

party don yapa b dat.even axeman is planning to come to town.d crib is not dt big sha,just a gbongbolo 3 bed 'bend down enter' affair.

axeman85:

@all

e be like say i go see some of una very earlier than expected ooo.

kingboy hope say u ready to host meee. i fit enter lagos for may jst for 1week kpere

1 week no too short.bring agege bread from yonder sha.

@masky na lai bend down or stand up enter.

expect me ooo. i never decide sha, some people wan blackmail me make i come, but if u go arrange am make e be btw the 9th and 14th may ooo.

haba one week too short keee. oti ooo. i never know if my office go gree make i go sef but as usual i go give dem correct excuse. lol

1week dey okay ooo.

unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh

@ fummykenney

E be like say u wan talk summing O
Pls I am using phone to browse nw hence I fit dey make mistake, I dey work ooo