₦airaland Forum

What is your business ?

Head hunters of the west.

New movie, coming to a studio near you.

Fear short people.

Inordinate complex nah hin dey worry dem.

My dream is to have 80 cars in my garage, 2 private planes and a yatch in Monaco.

Woman get shape and she is hardworking.

Not a sit at home.

I was not there to know what happened.

11 year olds to 17 years old should be allowed to vote in elections once they are married : courtesy, Nigerian Lawmakers.

Kanji dam is Lagos.

Your bathing Soap is not doing its job.

Some people bath without sponge. That's crazy. Your bare hands and soap will leave you smelling.

Is this original or fake too ?

When Oboloafor in Enugu shares same boundaries with Benue.

What do we expect ?

Hooliganism is non territorial.

Invasion of the National Assembly vs Invasion of the US Capitol.

Hisbah will deal with them.

They hardly cut the number of cars in their long convoys.

It's poor man salaries they find easy to cut.

Yet it's not difficult for them to destroy healthy businesses via demolishing hotels, bars or restaurants. Including breaking warehoused bottles of beer.

The upside down things in Nigeria.

Foolishness keeps throwing Nigeria into lower depths of poverty.

capatainrambo:
Nigeria govt keep churning out stupid policies.

Now that I'm not in the country ... so they will block my sim now abi ?

No mind them.

Their men who kidnapped Kankara school boys, they settled them and they let them go. Inefficient service chiefs, they can't sack. For how many years, they can't find Boko sponsors.

People fighting Insecurity.

Very shameful.

My unclaimed dividends should be more than N100k.

You make it difficult for people to pick their stocks dividends and years later claim you want to borrow it.

Head slammers have migrated up north.

Fear north.

Akin the online entrepreneur.

Nawa o..

The average American wants to live like a Nigerian yahoo boy, but he won't attain that through engaging in crime, rather he wants to win a lottery. Many American lottery winners are living like kings. Most Africans think Americans don't have their own problems. They do. Majority of them are low income earners and cannot afford better than a 5 year old used car. Owning a home is also a major issue.

That said, the government should ensure the right people are beneficiaries of these subsidized houses. As well as support the traditional private sector to execute the contracts not awarding it to just one company or conglomerate.

Nah hunger dey worry.

Dangote cannot be having such dreams in his yacht.

Davido no fit dream like that in Banana island.

Destruction is the mentality of the poor.

It's better to go and blow your money in ShopRite or fast food than investing in PONZI.

It's the absence of real business opportunities, that's driving people into these things.

When will you learn ?

Buy cheap, Sell costly is still the best form of business. The Dangote's and Adenuga's became rich that way. This mode of business has been hampered by the economy.

Manufacturing is the second path to wealth. One can rate agriculture along with manufacturing. If the business person can transform/upgrade the condition of the items he purchased before selling them off, then he is a manufacturer.

Amaechi come and carry your brothers. Since you have not made trains to run there.

Though these are narrow gauge rails, different from the Lagos-Ibadan design, it is still sabotage.

Did he freaky her account ?

Congratulations.

This is commendable in 2021.

Skull miners..

That is how they ran down Oceanic Bank and Intercontinental bank.

You will see two bankers in thesame branch sleeping with each other. Banker sleeping with branch food vendor or cleaner.

They are also full of envy for younger staff, if they see you have a bright future, they will be conducting integrity test on you every year to get a reason to sack you. Even using external customers to run integrity test on a staff.

Very useless irresponsible adults.

Why date a married colleague when you have so much money and access to young single ladies ?

I am running a waste to wealth business this year.

N5k to N50k.

N100k to N1m.

E go shock you.

The party did not hold

What will you accuse them of doing ?

What will be your defense for demolishing a hotel ?

I don't doubt any part of the stories.

Witnessed such things.

Cowards in uniform.

Is Nigeria under Sharia Law ?