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BLAME GAME.

APC on the beat.

[quote author= post=97523713]That tomato is well sealed bro, before I buy am oooooo[/quote]What method did you use when opening the can ?

[quote author= post=97524158]What will I do right now bro?[/quote]Sell it to another person nah. You hear..

izuch:
It probably had an opening before you bought it,

Air has been passing through that tin long time.

I doubt this story. My reasons..

That tin has been open for very long time. Look at the top right hand side of that tin, it's disfigured. These tins don't need an opening tool anylonger. You pull with your finger to open. It's a damaged can you purchased.

Does he work 9-5 now ?

Policy summersault.

Confusion is hereditary.

Claudiusdeux:
Actually not impressed

1.GDP is down from 2014..where it was $500billion.

2.The GDP is dependent directly and indirectly on oil prices...which means that tthe more oil falls, the more the thing falls.

3.If this is the highest in Africa, Africa is really broke.

4.Per capitta GDP is $2200. Some developing countries have per capita ten tto twenty times higher than that.

This is not cause for rejoicing.

Nigeria cannot appear in first 5 GDP per capita is Africa self based on 210m people. The population is too much.

South Africa has the second highest GDP figure but less than 100m people.

Economic outlook refers to projections. It doesn't contain anything. They are gambling.

The poorest country by GDP per capita in the world is NIGER republic.

When it comes to the highest concentration of poor people in one country, it is NIGERIA.

Do you see any resemblance here ?

The niggar connection.

abc115:
Pained

When you buy a 14 seater bus, carry only 2 passengers, then define PAIN.

N1m per head in Kankara..

Urgent N1m.

So FG couldn't catch abductors of Kankara school boys ?

FarahAideed:
Which Nonsense Big fish ? This man is a self-centered short sighted man ...this man's legacy is Terrorism and Buhari... At his age he is still collecting money to do propaganda for this draconian APC govt .

It's very funny.

A train coach that should contain up to 60 persons has only 3 occupied seats.

Trying so hard to sell a failed investment.

That is how they frustrate drivers along the road over bribes collection.

Let me see your papers 10 times before you reach your 50km destination.

I learnt that many Nigerians are INVESTORS.

They like investing in things they don't understand. Just promise them 30% a month.

I learnt that people don't love or respect you.

They either love or respect your money, or they want to use you to achieve their selfish ends.

Deceit is a rollercoaster. If you don't realize it, you move from one level of it, to the NEXT LEVEL.

People who force their opinions on others are the worst form of destroyers of value.

There will always be haters.

If you know where they are, just avoid them.

Simple.

Who saw that thread where IG of police warned that nobody should show off this Christmas ??

Nah him this guy add police outriders.

Okay.

Seanjay:
she didnt do any of that but i suspect the last POS spot she withdrew the last 1k in that screenshots cause thats was her last transaction before they started zapping her money

Stop using Agent Banking.

It's pretty obvious the scammers collude with those POS operators and bankers.

You usually see them carrying multiple POS machines, they even slot people cards into one or two before completing your transaction. An average POS is a card reader. So that's how they clone cards.

Click link kee ?

Godons1:
Imo people wey no get job except Yahoo and ...............

Funny enough, Owerri and Enugu are the richest cities of the south east.

Exuming class you can only find in Abuja or Lagos.

US will will be claiming the man as a US citizen.

Who no like better thing ?

Assuming Akon hits $80bn tomorrow, they will say Akon is American.

One day, they will say 400billionman is an American.

Within few years, Elon Musk has attained the height of the most respected American business man alive, a post I was tipping for Facebook CEO. SPEED!!!

Height affects how people treat others..

Tall people tend to me more humble and understanding than short people.

Most short people that look like balloon, I have not had good experiences with them.

The black man has a problem with inferiority complex. He keeps comparing himself to others.

Can't say about the white man.

Why would you be trying to persuade people that you are the best ? Like your problem is no longer poverty, or lack of food, or lack of roof over your head.

You have attained all that and you are now trying to look like the most high. May God save us.

AltarBoy1:
I bought about 24 cartons at a cost of N4.5K/carton and way-billing it from Lagos cost me about N12k. I exhausted the N120k on purchase and carriage inwards(it could have been more if not for the lady that helped me purchase it). Therefore, the cost price of the biscuit/carton was N5k.

I was able to use the small space left in my parent shop as my own shop, then I use my Mum's bike to go out for advert and supply.
I hit the market immediately and started advertising the biscuit. In a carton, there are 12 packs which contain 12 biscuits. Now, my selling price was N5.5k/carton and N500/pack. So the retail end of one biscuit was N50. I sell as both wholesale and retail, so if I sell a carton, I have a profit of N500. If I sell 12 packs at N500 each, I have a profit of N1000. Then if at my shop, I was able to sell the biscuits in pieces, I will make a profit of about N1700 after exhausting a carton. The first week I started, things didn't go so well, but as time goes on, business was picking up. Though there was a catch to it. The "end-eaters" are mostly students of the university and most shops don't buy in carton, they buy in packs. So when the school is on break, sales slows down but picks up when they resume. Later on, I added some little local biscuits and products so that I can be turning over my capital pending when my stock gets low before I can buy from Lagos. Profit from those local products are negligible. At the peak of my business, that's towards the end of 2015, I know I was making an average profit of about 700-1500 per day, which is roughly 30-40K per month. Things were going smoothly and I was happy, but then everything went south. By the end of 2015 and the beginning of 2016, the value of naira depreciated and since the biscuit was a foreign one, the carton price gradually went up from 4500 to 8000. The single biscuit which was sold at N50 also rose to N70. People no longer buy it, business came to a halt and I had stocks which I literally sold at almost the cost price some even less. The little money I had, I tried to diversify into a new product, but wasn't successful. The product that looks promising requires capital of 1M upwards which I cant access as at then I have about 250K with me.

The bolded portion is the problem associated with every business in Nigeria.

LadyTianna:
Just see all of them above me typing trash, yet all their preeqs will stand like iroko trees if the girl is in front of them

Girls don't know how distasteful they appear when they wear such things.

I visited one lady in a detached house. This is what she wore when she came and opened the gate for me to drive in.

I lost all desire for her.

It was my first visit though we spent up to an hour talking. Nothing happened after that.

Anything short skirt or bum shot, I'm done. I'm sure it happens to most men. It's an involuntary defensive mechanism triggered by your body.

Only harlots wear this.

30 minutes of stupid enjoyment.

Life imprisonment...

Watery beans for life.

This is the commonest crime in South Africa. And in their culture they brag over it.

In South Africa, a woman is raped and killed every 3 hours..

2cribz:
Dis man don black,aun don beat am. By now pete suppose dey stay mansion dey drive latest 4matic. Nollywood is trash. I wonder how the female dumb useless okpo waka pass actresses dem take dey see money build mansion buy motor. Pete edochie,that name that year when u see names like larrycold sweat,chiwetalu agu pete edochie,kanayo o kanayo,sam dede,. U go know say that film na rituals or tough movie. I miss that other veteran actor wey duy enebeli elebuha,men rich man too fit that man abeg,him with pete edochie,dem no dey ever poor .

Pete has always lived in a duplex in Independence Layout Enugu.

Independence Layout is the wealthiest neighborhood in Enugu.

Though Nigerian actors aren't rich like their Hollywood counterparts.

Nigerian musicians are also doing very well.

BlessedNuel:
Nice one...Spend time with people wey wise and you will be wise too

Gbam..

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Nazgul:
I doubt this one would try such. My uncle married her when he was 47 years old and she was just 19 then. I'm even older than her but do respect and greet her whenever I see her cos she's my uncle's wife.

The thing is she's so scared of him. She won't even have the courage to cheat, and besides he takes good care of her. Just that she doesn't go out.

Does he take her to church and other outings like sightseeing ?

The only Baba I know.

Others are werey.

Greet Ambassador for me.