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Offpoint:
Leah made a terrible decision, if Peter who walked, ate, slept, lived with Christ... if Peter the man closest to Christ could denied him to saved his skin in times of danger and later became one of the greatest disciple, then who is Leah in faraway West Africa?

The Bible already said people perish because of lack of knowledge. No sin is not forgivable, not even denying Jesus (Under duress). Peter asked for forgiveness later and was forgiven.

You found yourself in the midst of Islamic perverted extremist, they gave you an option but you lacked wisdom.

JESUS will not send you to hell for denying him under duress, a statement you made under duress doesn't hold water, it's not from your heart.

By now if she's still alive, those Bastards might have raped her a million times. She might be nursing their child by now.

Don't quote me please, my comment is for people with extremely high IQ free from "Religious intoxication"

Your statement is simple and straightforward.

Have tot of this previously.

Wisdom is profitable...

Sir, I need money for Uber.

I am going for an interview.

Hope that's your Gang ?

These countries honor rich visitors with free passports

sweetonugbu:
I have about 500 hectares just looking for funding

Do you have security on your 500 hectares ?

bluskyee:
At the inception of 2018 I thought my pre wedding photos will be on the front page of NL (with a new moniker )but it seems I am a bit mistaken. Looking forward to meeting a partner is turning to a full time job ( or maybe is not, perhaps I am over thinking or ... ) I am thinking perhaps my transfer is the main cause but I am 2years here already. I know say I done cast well but is just funny, really funny. I am not looking for advice pls, I am only thinking out loud with the aid of Budweiser, hoping to read this when I start thinking again. At least I won't have to think again.

If you happen to be in this category you can share your thought ( guys only)

Finding a partner, if you have it as a priority, you won't find anyone...

Suffering and Smiling.

Nigerians vote mumus into power.

She looks familiar...

Is she Nigerian ?

Is this how to make Nigeria's economy work again ?

See preparation...

See preparation...

If this kind people handle Boko, nah one week job.

Chai..

DaddySpyce:
That is exactly what should be done. The police can't just arrest him without a formal report from the accuser. Now this is were the real truth will come to live.

Who brought the complaints that EFCC uses to arrest 100 yahoo boys every week ?

White women ?

Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC. 16
20. RUGA United. 15



Meanwhile, the managers of 12th and 13th placed team are under immense pressure to get back to the top of the table where they exchange 1st and 2nd spot respectively before Fatoyinbo United who were languishing on the bottom of the table before signing their merciless striker popularly and dreadfully known as Mr. Krest claimed the top spot with no end in sight in ceeding the spot because COZA City FC is trailing them by one point. However, third placed team, Busola FC is on goal drought after the famous win over Fatoyinbo United over the weekend even though many people called for the use of VAR before awarding the 3 points to Busola FC. Both Pastors and Reactors teams are doing pretty fine on the table as both team manage a draw in their last match with 2 outstanding game for Pastor FC which could see them in third place if they win both thereby qualifying them for next season's Hell Champions League. The accord between Suicide United and Sniper City FC is unexplainable as both teams keep trailing one another after promotion from Non League to Premier League in 2015 when the incumbent FA president , Muhammad Buhari won the election. Many have castigated Buhari for influencing the rise of these two teams by using his power to promote them to the Premier League. Buhari denied the allegation by stating that his childhood team which is Herdsmen Palace FC is not doing fine on the table and is bound to be relegated because spectators are not interested in watching HPFC matches, hence the reason for the low turnout on social media stadia.
As it stands now, lovers of the Nigeria Social Media League are certain that the current spot occupied by Fatoyinbo United will be shortlive because Big Brother Naija Destroyers FC has gained promotion to the elite league after a year in the second divison. This is because they have the biggest stadium for home and away games in the NSML.
No one bothers about the activities and matches of 17th placed team i.e No Ministers United because its not up to six months they gained promotion to the competition.
Lastly, RUGA United fans were disappointed after claiming a point in their last match despite having 90% possession.







We get the kinda leaders/rulers we deserved. Why won't our leaders play us as they wish when we celebrate irrelevant nonsense.
(c) Foolishmasses

Who is your supplier ?

I tot they banned Tramadol...

cococandy:
We wey dey para still dey get Benz nko?
Oga speak for yourself.
Not every man likes your specific type of wife.

Some like them rebellious. That’s when their own mumu button gets turned on.

Spell Buhary...

Everybody is tired of buying fuel.

Electricity is not Rocket Science.

Where is Fashola ?

KristaPretty:
How can a man rape you ''Multiple times'' That means you never avoided him after the first time

Rape Enjoyment.

His car collection is small.

I prefer that of the Kardashians.

I hear.

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tosindami:
I'm very confused right now.

I'm presently undergoing training as a graduate trainee in one of the first-generation banks in Nigeria. I resumed not too long ago, and it's gonna span for three months, after which I'd be fully absorbed into the bank as a core staff. The training school is in Lagos, and you dare not seek permission, as it will not be granted. You even risk getting sent off if you arrive the training school 10 minutes late.

Just yesterday, I received an email from NNPC stating that I've been shortlisted for an interview (Graduate Trainee) slated to hold in Abuja next week.

I really don't know what to do, as I risk losing both if I attend the interview with NNPC without an express permission from the bank.

N.B: Both are graduate trainee roles.

I'm mystified right now. I hope to get plausible answers from my ogas here..

Do the first thing that came to your mind.

That is the secret of success.

Jarus:
If you were sick and was not able to go to the training for 2 days, will they fire you?

That's where the answer is.

I no go advise you to lie on public forum....

Yes..

He has not started working, he is getting sick.

Abfinest007:
all these bloggers self once they see you with small change they can tag him/she billionaire

Hahaha

Best President since Independence.

Best in Economic Metrics.

1984och:
It shouldn't end in arresting her and locking her up.
How does she do it? You didn't even show the major equipment she used and how she produces the powdery milk. Could she taste it too? Is it harmful? If it's not, then she just needs to be enlightened and empowered to use her own registered company name.

This could be a talent to harness!

Nah palm oil.

So many useless products inside market.

Leadership in Nigeria is poo.

How many recruits get sense ?

Now, Dem go comot his uniform.

Agugbadin:
The government should focus on what caused the traffic holdup that kept Nigerians for more than two hours on one spot

That is if they are reasonable....

They will turn logic upside down.

SarkinYarki:
See wahalla for that pilot now

Story..

We are in Nigeria. Nah phone call, " Leave him, he is my brother ".

Case close.

Augusta Westland luxury craft.

Onlinealaba:
is never been this bad, something ain't right somewhere which we all are aware of

It's better we all Continue pretending about it..

They should ban selling of ROPES like Sniper.

If you haven't been in Ibadan, you won't understand the state of Insecurity in Nigeria.

It happens per hour.

One can encounter 3 incidents in one day.

Wonder how the leaders kept quiet till today.

Has been so for many years.

MorbidAngel7:
Nawaoo..Guy Dey Trend Cos He Flew In A Chopper..?SERIOUSLY?

That chopper is a luxury executive model.

Chopper get grades, like cars.

Like flying in a Rolls-Royce chopper.