tohyorsih2:
Fat, short, bald, and potbellied men are so attractive. Gosh! i cant trade them for anything

They're irresistable to me


K/bow legs would be an ice on the cake

Ugly nko...I mean like dead ugly

TechSpace02:
Still available.

Is it still available?

Is it still available?

My virginity

Control it..control it man










Bleep it man ...

Wtf


Thats what happens when you listen to too much of cardi b X Nicki minaj


Awon destiny destroyers

All this feminists sef...is it by force









Spits

goodgirl2409:
My husband has really changed. He is so unemotional and revengeful.
I will cook for him severally and he won’t eat. I will serve him food and he won’t eat. I will ask him what I have done and he won’t respond. Every time he gives me the silent treatment.

I feel so pained because I expected more from this marriage but barely 1 year after, he doesn’t seem to love me anymore. Sometimes 1 month will pass, no sex. He would go out and won’t bother to tell me where he is going.



He would come back very late and would just ignore me like I don’t exist.
Although he drops money for me to run the house and communicates strictly with me, it make no sense to me.
I am tired. Is this how marriage is? Is this how men are or am I just suffering?

I don’t have anyone to beg to talk to him,and I was told reporting him to any of his family members is not good. things are getting worse everyday. People who have married for many years and are succeeding please help me. What am I not doing right?

UPDATE.
I want to add that it is not sexual incompatibility.
When he is in his happy mood, I would even be tired of his endless gist. S-x will be very great. He is kind and caring. Such a wonderful man. In fact an angel. He would even wash my underwear’s and clothes.

But when his mood start which is his mood most of the time, he won’t talk to you, he won’t eat. I will finish cooking, he will go outside and buy another food and come and cook. He won’t come back on time. I will ask him what is it, he would not respond. He always feels everything I do to annoy him, i do it on purpose. I am a peace loving person. Everyone around that knows the story
always say that he has a problem.

Maybe its due to lack of kids in the family....


I bet if you tell him you're with child.... His attitude will change



Im just saying...I'm not married myself so I don't know shii about it

You could become an English teacher or a lecturer

Rapist alert!!!!!


It's obvious that the farmer has been sucking that cow boobs before


I won't be surprised if he requests for a threeesome with the cow on their wedding night..


Btw...that booobs is still better looking than most of our naija girls own....just look at the texture of that boobs

Man... Your fiance is so pretty....





Happy married life









Meanwhile....where's my vaseline

HBB1:



I have a sister, who was always mean to her maids...
It got to a point, I hated going to their house.

Young children are made to work like dogs and fed like ants. They clean and clean and clean. Then wash mounds of clothes, while her own kids are as irresponsible as can be.

Mind you she was a fervent Redeemed member- never missed camp meetings.

My Parents would not say anything-- guess they saw nothing wrong in it...

When tragedy struck, they lost everything, like every single thing they had!

When you allow evil in your house, don't be alarmed when it burns you!

P.S: I have another Sister who is also a Pastor and she trains her domestic workers ( as far as they want to go, eve if it's university). She treats them very very well.

Just imagine....its always the religious fanatics that exhibits this kind of bullshii!!!

If you see em upfront... You'd never suspect em cuz they looking so holy and righteous and shii...

But just take a look at their home...fucking devils!!! ...they'll gladly punish the housemaids just for the fun of it or even starve them for days just to prove a point.....then you'll see em in church rapping in tongues,sweating and praying with so much zeal that you'll think they'll be the first on the queue to make heaven...

May God have mercy on we all...That's all I can really say man

Can you observe that no female is commenting on this thread

Only few will comment and it may still be senseless comments...but if it were to be a wife beater's thread...you'd see em storming the thread with such passion and speed... as if their lives depends on it


But seriously why...I mean whyyyyyyyyyy .ladies don't love themselves at all,they won't hesitate to stab their friends in the back or even their children just for what exactly??

I've seen some terrible things man...most ladies are just purely wicked...even hell cannot contain them


Awon feminist scam oshi...radarada

Anonymus010:
I Need The Advice Of Experienced Married Men

NB: This is not my real account, I created this account for the purpose of this issue.

Please, I need the advice of married people (especially married men). I will make the story as simple as possible and I promise not to compromise the truth to favour me in this issue.

Brief Introduction: I am a man in my late 20's. Got married last year and currently have a 3month baby.

Brief history of my relationship prior to marriage: I dated my wife for 4years before we finally tied the knot last year. I met her in the university, we were classmate in school.

Before I started dating my wife, I was dating a girl in the same class but we both agreed to separate after 1year because we were age mate and she was keen on getting married immediately after graduation which I knew I will not be ready for marriage by then (Note: No sex in the relationship, She was a virgin and because I couldn't assure her of marriage, I didn't sex her).

After the break up with my ex, I became close to my wife and we started dating. She was self sufficient as she had a source of income while in school, she supports me, gives me money, cooks and buy me food etc. She was the best woman any man can think of. I fell in love along the line and decided this is the right lady to marry.

Note: There were several backlashes from other classmates insinuating she snatched me from my ex but we scaled through all that. We dated for 2more years in school and we graduated. We dated for another 2more years post school till last year.

Brief history immediately before marriage: Everything was fine till my wife's birthday last year. I did tripple shifts at work(48hrs work non-stop) and came back a night before her birthday and slept off. I woke up 2:30am to wish her happy birthday. She got angry and told me I didnt put her in mind and that I was not the first person to wish her happy birthday (She later told me her ex wished her first at exactly 12am). I apologised to her and told her the reason I missed the time. I had just 10k, gave her 5k to do a birthday photoshoot, used about 3k to buy her goodies as salary has not been paid.

Fast forward to after 1week of the birthday, she came up with serious issue, saying she wanted a break but not total break-up for some months to put herself together. She lamented she was not getting anything from the relationship, I don't usually take her out, I didnt celebrate her birthday well for her, I didnt buy cake, I didnt buy gift etc. I apologised and pleaded with her to be patient as we had big projects before us (wedding, masters degree and family apartment) which she knew I was saving for. We settled it and had sex. After 7days, I saw a call log on her phone where she had a conversation with her ex for almost an hour between 11pm and 12am. After 1month, she missed her menses and was pregnant. I asked her if she ever saw her ex, she cried and swore that she didn't (Note: I trusted her because she is modest and she is not the sex type). So, I agreed, accepted the preg, quickly arranged an impromptu wedding, I quickly sourced for money, spent over N2million on the wedding......

THE PROBLEM:

2weeks after the weeding, my wife started abusing my family especially my mum, telling me she hated how my family behaved during the wedding. I pleaded with her not to allow this to affect our home. The insults and abuse became perpetual. My wife works from home and will give me several reasons why she cannot cook after giving her money for food stuffs once I collect salary. Its just 2 of us living in a mini flat & I wash my clothes myself, but she will give me thousands of reasons how the non-existent house shores prevent her from cooking.

After 9months, she gave birth, I asked her who she wanted to come do omugo with the baby between her mum and my mum. She opted for my mum (claimed her mum will be giving her problem). Not up to 1week that my mum came over, she has started complaining about everything she does. Despite the fact that this woman will wake up 5am, wash everybody's clothes, bath the baby but she doesnt cook. My wife started complaining about her being obligated to cook every morning because of my mum's presence(Note: she doesnt cook in the morning, if I am going to work by 8am, I will either warm a left over previous night's food or source for food outside). When the complain was becoming overwhelming to the point of her almost insulting my mum in my presence, I told her I will tell my mum to go back to her house( my mum lives in a mini flat too with my dad, so they are very comfortable). She said I shouldn't. After 1 month, my mum left. The abuse, insults and complain continued. She will nag about how my mum did when she was with us, abuse and insults my family. I will appeal to her and defend my family. My wife became complete opposite of who she was when we were dating.

The real issue at hand: We would be migrating to the US soon. Lately, I can't control my wife, anytime I don't buy her idea or wish, she will rain insults on me. Just 3days ago, she told me I don't have sense repeatedly just because she said we should go and greet her mum's pastor which I told her not now but we can go later. If I tell her to do something, she will do otherwise and give me thousand of reasons she can't do it. 2months ago, I reported all her attitudes to her mum, her mum talked to her but no change, she is getting worse. Last week, I did 24hours at work, I got home, my wife didn't cook. I got into the kitchen, made custard and placed the soup on the gas cooker. We were both in the living room. She perceived the soup was getting burnt and insulted me, telling me it was because I was not the one that dropped money for the soup, thats why I wanted to burn it (She cooked the soup with her money because my salary was delayed). She insults me at will, gives me no respect and treat me as trash.(Note: I had never cheated on her and she doesn't doubt my fidelity. Likewise, I had never suspected her of such too).

I am currently scared because I know US is women's world because I have included her and the kid as my dependents in my green card petition. I am scared for my life and career because she could go worse in the US and destroy all I have laboured for.

Please kindly advise me on what I can do to change her.

Sorry for the long write up and any grammatical errors.

Damn...this is hard man


All I can say is if eventually you land in US..Make sure you sign a prenup...that way she'll not be able to take your properties when you split...

You can't trust these Ho's

inspirator1:

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you are a melsang..that's Melancholic trait is your primary temperament; which acts like a snifer dog when you are meeting people for the first time while your secondary temperament is Sanguine; which shows its play play, mischievous self cum funny you when you are with familiar people and also being relaxed with the strangers.
another part of you that may suprise is you eye for detail and analytical skills is great..
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we have same temperament..

Wow...that's a good thing right

Im still trying to figure out whether I'm an introvert tho....cuz I really love my space and at the same time I also love to meet people...


Funny thing is that if one sees me...you might think I'm so gentle and shy(a lotta people have told me that)..but the moment you get to know me more...heh

MatthAnn:

Flimsy excuse
Not all girls make up
All of una just dey hide una face for one corner.
Later now y'all start shouting Nairaland gals this,Nairaland gals that........

Make una no provoke pesin pikin ooo....

Abegi!!! almost all girls use makeup...if not makeup..they'll edit the photo till you can't recognize them again



And who's hiding face for corner...we just want to protect our identity joor...there are lot of destiny snatchers on this forum...and I for one don't want to be a victim


Spits

If you want to see our pics so bad...then you babes should show us your own







And not the over edited ones that you'd have filtered every damn pimple and rashes from your face...Yeah we want it raw like that..no make-up.. nothing at all

You lot think you're pretty because of the numerous foundations on your face

Spits

jaimey196@gmail.com

Logobenz1:
I am also a guyman na
You think I did not do Google reverse image search with all her pictures?

Ma nigger .

On God,that ashies thread be making whole lot of men smarter ...

Also make sure to rinse through her Whatsapp and Facebook chats ...I believe that's where the real evil lies

Wish you the best luck in your hunt...don't get bit

Logobenz1:
So after finishing some work related movements today,i decided to call it a day pretty early.say around 12 noon.
Was driving towards home from GRA port harcourt when I saw this pretty damsel walking along that birabi street,gra port harcourt.(around salvation ministries hq).
So I stopped the car some few feet ahead of her while looking at her from the rear view mirror.
She had some brown braids,a big blue gown but short,which didn't display her curves at all but she still looked pretty in it anyways,some white earpiece and some sandals.
If you see this babe you go shout!chocolate clean black colour,socculent body and sexy lips.infact the whole nine yards!
As she walked towards the car,my heart was pounding and all and I thought perhaps this one will just walk past and make me a laughing stock infront of everyone.
So I zoomed off and stopped again.she came close,brought down the windows and said hi.
I played the I know you from somewhere card and it worked.
Said some random things to her and convinced her to get I the car while I dropped her off.
She agreed and got in.then I confessed to her that I just made that up so she could feel safe with me and all...
We both laughed about it as we headed towards town(Azikiwe road)
Then we got to that secretariat and it happened that the place she was heading to and what she was going there to do is what I know very well and have a couple of guys that knows a thing or 2 about it.
I told her I could help,reach for my phone and called my guy nnamdi and as usual he could deliver.
So I handed her over to my friend nnamdi and we said our good byes.
I was just there at the lot looking at her as they walked away into the building and she turned and gave me a lovely look too and I smiled,butterflies all over my stomach and we waved at each other.
Damn I was excited and just smiling like a cow as I go home.reached home and told my guys about it and we were just happy and he couldn't wait to see her.
So around 4 pm I called her again to find out if she had finished with what she had to do?for where?there was a small issue and the guy that was to deliver the plan she came for wasn't around and she sounded frustrated and worried.
I told her not to worry that I am on my way(I could be a real sweetheart when I want to)
So I left Mgbuoba and headed all the way to town again and got there around 5;30pm.
Everywhere was closed and my guy said the only way we could do this is to go to the other guy's house to meet him and hand him the documents to process.(one land document like that she came to process for her dad from abuja).
So we all got in the car and headed off to meet the guy in Diobu.
Damn,there is no corner of Diobu we did not enter today looking for that guy.diobu can be very confusing for those who know.
This time it was like magic and we had gotten closer like we've known each other for years lol.my guy even thought she was my wife or sonething
So after all the stress,we got the guy and handed him the files and he told us to come back and collect the files tomorrow.
We said our goodbyes and we left.i had to go drop off my guy at his place before I took her to hers.
So her sister called and complained of how her tummy was paining her and she needed drugs and she sounded pretty serious.so we had to stop by at a pharmacy and we got the drugs.
While I was seated there,I noticed a ring on her finger at exactly where married people put theirs and was shocked.like what the hell?
So when we got out,I asked her about it and she said she isn't married but she wears it to prevent people from disturbing her and all...we laughed and left.
Now she also wanted to buy an extension,I still took her there so we get it.
The woman that was selling in the shop started to compliment me on how my fiancee was prudent on spending cos of the way she priced the extension eh
And she even asked me where my own ring was ?I said it's in the car and she didn't resist and just smiled.i knew this girl was already liking me lol.
So we got in the car and went ahead to drop my guy before taking her to hers.
It was already late like 9;30pm already and she was complaining how they lock their estate gate at 10pm.so I knew it would be so hard to catch up if I didn't drive like a maniac.
So I told her to belt up properly,engaged sport mode on the gear and hit the gas all the way.
So we were heading towards odili road cos that's where she lives,got to fruit garden and since I was coming too fast,some cops started flagging me and I didn't want to stop till I saw how they were cocking their guns
I did stop and the cops came,started making noise on how fast I was going bla bla bla...that there was a car snatching incident now and how are they sure we aren't the snatchers?lol.
They searched,checked papers and ids and all was good but they insisted on taking us to their head quarters.
I got angry and started yelling too and before you know it,things were getting out of hand till one other cop intervened.
After every every,i handed them 2k and we left.
Got to their estate and everywhere was locked.damn!all that struggle for nothing.
So she called her sister,she sent one guy(young boy of probably 20) that came and told security to open up since they didn't know her as she just came from Abuja some days ago for this assignment.
After plenty talk,they opened and i find them normal change unto guymen levels and entered.
Dropped her off,we said our goodbyes,she apologised for all she put me through and hugged me
The thing sweet me ehn!she asked if she could see me tomorrow and the way I take shout sure ehn lol.
So we've got a proper date by tomorrow and I am super excited.
She sounds smart,well brought up,no pride,reserved,clean,no make up or gold nose,no lashes,just some short,pink talons and very clean body
Let's see how it goes tomorrow!wish me luck.
I go sleep well tonight walahi.
Love is a great feeling and I sabi fall like mumu

What if you now mistakenly see her photo on coded runs or inmessage....what will you do

These ho's ain't loyal man...just be careful

Dogfucker....






So what should we do now

UnusualJhay:
Beyonce: Are you ready?

Davido : I was born ready

Beyonce : Let's begin

Davido : SHEKPE

Beyonce : Am i a joke to you??

Davido : sorry ma

Beyonce : Let's start again

Davido : OBO! !....BADDEST

Beyonce : next please

Guy you wicked ooo






OBO reading NL comments right now...

Lol..this shii is actually true..

I almost had a encounter with one of them yesterday.. .

As soon as I typed hello...she sent her number straight up . .and this was someone that I've never seen in my life ...plus you know our naija girls can never do something like that

So I called her.. It was a bit noisy at my side so I couldn't hear properly....but I was damn sure it wasn't a girl..it was like a grown up man talking...he was chanting some words actually.. which I couldn't understand...

Immediately I cut the call...went back to Whatsapp...

See how it goes:

She: were you the one that just called me

Me:yep..

She:call me now

Me:line is not good..too much noise

She:ehn,call me now...you will hear me

Me:no reply

She:hello...call me now

Me: lmao...why do you want me to call you..we haven't even had a chat yet

She:yes..I only want to talk to you on phone

Me:heh..okay
Send your pic so I can now who I'm talking to

She:*sends a picture of one hot milf*

Me:*in my mind...damn she sexy..I'm gon give it a try...*

Calls her

What I heard was clanging of pots..and that same weirdish chants...Bleep me..I'm not doing this..cuts the call

Her:why did you cut it?

Me: couldn't hear you..
Who's that guy in the background?

She: call me now...I'm at my house..you will hear me

Me:I prefer we chat..no offence
What's your name(I don't even know her fucking name


She:no reply

Deletes the convo...and her contact


I swear it was really crazy...someone I've never seen..starts telling me to call her..it might be nothing sha..maybe I was just been paranoid

Don't know if its jazz or not... But whatever it was..I'm out

We should be really careful with who we chat with these days...

Reading some scary shii mehn....


These hoes ain't loyal