WhereIsOldRoger:
If you're feeling lonely or whatever like you wanna be friends I'll like to listen to what you have to say... cause really my life is boring and I've never really had friends. So maybe you could email me or drop your fb name or what ever. .... could you just drop your fb name or phone number .Seriously?? I said I need friends and no one's even replying.. I'm really sad about that. Life can be lonely you know?
(You can just email me Directly and not through Nl... my email is lolatope795@gmail.com) I'm really serious pls

Looking for a fun friend here too...

You can message me on whatsapp 08068006649

Can't remember the last time I logged into facebook tho

Ifeelsad:
I've had this recurrent skin issue for about three years now. I've used everything usable both creams and drugs but its not going. Its getting worst, its on my face, breast, neck, all over my back even on my stomach. I don't know what to do again I'm tired

Please has anyone had this kind of rash
I'll like this moved to the front page for more views because I'm getting frustrated and my husband is getting impatient

I use dettol or izal to bath and I bath twice a day sometimes 3 times depending on d weather so I won't say its uncleanliness

And if I'm right...the shii don't really itch like that,purplish at first sight,and prolly no liquid in it

Ifeelsad:
I've had this recurrent skin issue for about three years now. I've used everything usable both creams and drugs but its not going. Its getting worst, its on my face, breast, neck, all over my back even on my stomach. I don't know what to do again I'm tired

Please has anyone had this kind of rash
I'll like this moved to the front page for more views because I'm getting frustrated and my husband is getting impatient

I use dettol or izal to bath and I bath twice a day sometimes 3 times depending on d weather so I won't say its uncleanliness

Haha...

Had this infection too...you prolly bleeped someone raw and got infected...


Use this cream nizoral and take this dug doxycycline(100mg)...it'll cost about 5k and about 2 weeks to clear up....


Next time...wear condom

Smh...all these people telling you to use aloevera abi dudu osun soap clearly never had it before...

Act quick ooo...that thing spreads like wildfire

Being addicted to sex...

I mean its so fucking depressing that you look at a female and the first thing that lits up is .....SEX!!!

Its getting to my head now...and u can't control it again...plus I've started smoking lately...

Sometimes I wish I could just just puff that weed and get sucked into oblivion where only I exist

Truth is I feel fucking lonely and it sucks...like suck a ball suck

fatymore:
Once I am ready for marriage...

I ain't doing any pre wedding shingbai

Is it because you're fat




Nonsense

Me: You know I like you

She: k

I mean...who does that

lomprico:


who did d killing?

God of course through Satan...

See I get what you're trying to do...trying to shift all the blame on Satan

But ill give you a practical example...someone kills a dude with a gun...shall we now say the gun was responsible for the murder??

The truth is that probably God too wanted to see if job faith would stand.. that was why he gave Satan the permission to do it
..but you guys won't reason in that direction...All you just want to know is that it was Satan who killed jobs family

Please open your eyes and see for yourself.... Tell me how would you feel if God gave permission to the devil to destroy your family just because the devil said your faith will fall?? Who is the devil to say such bullshit??
Would you not feel angry with God...or you'd say no its totally the devil fault....

Face the person behind the trigger not the trigger itself...God gave permission... He pulled it...and hell was loose...

So to answer your question... Both did the killing

By the way...I'm a firm believer of God...just that I put my feelings adidr when discussing issues like this.

BlackRaven1:
I'm a proud atheist. If Satan and God were real, I'll choose Satan all day long. The guy never did any wrong, never ordered people to kill and rape, never. Read your Bible very well.

Damn...

lomprico:
freeze, abeg who killed Jobs children?

If you look at it this way...
God gave Satan the permission to attack job and his family...for the sole aim of proving his faith...

So because of that faith that God wanted job to prove,he gave Satan the permission to cause havoc

That means if God didn't give Satan that permission, he wouldn't be able to kill Jobs children...I hope you get it now

But then does that mean every death that goes in this world is certified by God's permission..just thinking out loud

Mood11:
Me I have problems o.

Financial, Emotional and even Political.

But I want to Bless 3 People with #1k each for breakfast Tomorrow because na when Person talk him own you go know say your own better...

0141324062 gtb...
God bless you

pocohantas:
None at all. I forget people really fast.

If I like you, I like you. If I love you, I love you. I am very expressive and vocal about my feelings. If I don't say it, then I most likely do not feel it. So, I gat no time for playing hard-to-get, let alone regrets. I just didn't like you enough!

Very few people strike that part of me- the part that makes me always think of them. The ones I SNUBBED are never part of this set, definitely not out of regrets, maybe for other qualities they possesed.

Blood of buhari
Is that you in your profile pic

GreenMist21:
I admire the thought of having sex with giant tentacles. Do zou have a fetish too? Just asking.

Having sex with shemales,zombies,aliens

Ball busting, asslicking, being tortured while having sex

Should I continue

FlawlesRebirth02:
.the thing funny now

Lmao...you're laughing

By the way...is your thing still paining you

Smartchoiice:


he got the cookie. I think an issue arose which wiped the passion that led to the john doe leaving on Thursday instead of Friday.

Is that true...maynation ??

He got it

Modified: False accusation....Smartchoiice...da Bleep is wrong with you

maynation:


I can bet my soul he is gonna be arrested the moment he steps his toes around.


Measures are being taken.
Merci.

Hmm...I hope so

Nigeria's a hard country...its take or be taken for many folks here..

Still i advise you to get a gun ....its the safest security option..I know what I'm talking about

That guy prolly has nothing to lose...

maynation:
Good morning fellow wonderful people.

This thread is a response to the baseless accusation from a nairalander yesterday.
Worthy of mention is the fact that he has called to apologise late last night, i guess he had a little sugar rush and this sorta made him go haywire. Anyways, i have forgiven him out of my good heart but then the deed has already been done and I believe many people have already seen the post so I definitely need to clear my name.

For the sake of my peace of mind, I have been on nairaland since 2009, even though I deactivated my previous account and and created this one. Since I have been on this forum I have never exchanged contacts with anyone apart from Jason (which shall be referred to as Jay all through my post).
I gave spoken and met some nairalanders actually but it is out of this platform. I met Lirusehn back then in ABU, I met: "Queenyprinxex, Sehindemi15'' and one other guy I can't remember his name at Lirusehn's birthday party back then in 2017 and we have been friends since then.

Then again he alleged that 'Sisterfine' and 'pettyprincess' are my alternate monikers, please this isn't so. I met these people on that thread so his claim is an obvious baloney.
My alternates are 'maynattion and maynnation!.

Why did I give Jay my contact? He begged. Yeah, he begged. He was too persistent and I felt giving him the number wouldn't cause any harm even though I out-rightly regretted and regret this.


Anyways, I will be sharing screenshots of what truly transpired and I will allow you fellows to be the judge. But did he really give me 10K as he alleged? This post will answer it.


Below is the screenshot of the post that was later removed by moderators.



Be my guests.

So this kind girls still dey Nigeria...

You know right now,you should be security conscious... you never know what will happen.

After all he knows your location and that you stay alone is another issue..What's to stop him from bringing guys along with him to gang rape you and take your properties... Ehn!!!

You think konji's a joke right?? ... After spending months upon chatting with you... he didn't get the cookie in the end...you think he won't come and forcefully collect it...Ehh??

Get yourself a gun(machine gun preferably ) or a bodyguard to keep you company (I'm right here but for a price tho )...

Don't say I didn't warn you oooo

Meanwhile... Where's my vaseline

ezewealth:
After failed attempt of getting babe way i go lure to my za oza room. I remain a virgin till my 500l, i got a fine sweet girl i lured to my oza room.

In my room,we were still touching and kissing.i was squeezing the life out hr breast, spoilt almost all her vintages shit button,
She then put hand under my joggers and pulled out my thomas , as she pulled out my thomas na so i poured all my akamu(sperm) on her. Oboy d gal start my shout and para. "Y did i poured my nonsense on her" dat i am very stupid and she was slapping me up and down, i was begging like mumu, her shouting attracted all my lodge mate, and dey where knocking on my door to knw what happened, she opened the door and narrated the story to dem, she even showed dem d gallon of sperm on her cloth. She told dem "we have even started anything o, she just out my dick and i started pouring nonsense on her". I have never been embarrassed like dat in my whole. U have to see d laugh on everybody's face. I just kept my face like a 5yr old boy that was denied food in a birthday party. D next morning i packed my beg to my guy lodge, told him what happened. For one week my guy just dey laugh me

Damn...shii happens

You're such a complete fool

So for your imbecilic mind now...you've finished her not knowing its the other way round.

But seun sef

Pettyprincess:
There is this guy i met on 2go long time ago when i was fourteen years old, we exchanged contact and since then we have been talking and he did usually call me everyday just to hear my voice,he is way older than i am.

After sometime we lost contact, and we reconnected back on facebook and we started talking since then, he has always told me he likes me blah blah but still waiting till i am mature enough.

So when i clocked 18, he told us to meet which i agreed and we actually met at a bar and he finally told me about his feelings physically and said he would love us to date but i declined because i actually had no feelings whatsoever for him but i said we can be friends.

So since then he has been calling me every single day, everyone in my family knows him because of his constant call and one day he told me he is at our area that he would love to see me i actually agreed even if i never wanted because people at my area will think i am dating this guy and i know he is not my type moreover after my first (unserious) bf that cheated on me because i didn't give him chochie i decided never to date Nigerian guy no more, but this guy that is crushing on me will not let me go.

After that first visit he now wants to turn to it to routine to always visit me whenever he is in Lagos which i am not comfortable with but i dont know how to tell him because he is really nice caring and has been there for me financially when i needed him but still it doesn't change my feelings.

Nw i gat a serious bf, although he is not Nigerian but he is also caring, honest, nice, very handsome and very tall and those are the features i like a guy to possess, especially I love when a guy is very tall because i am petite AKA portable
ND this non Nigerian guy has already talked to my mum and my mum seems to like him a lot although they couldn't speak well because my mum not so fluent in English.

So this guy crushing on me still wants to be visiting me again after i told him i have gotten a boyfriend but he insisted that he will still visit me which i told him okay.

So later he called me that he is almost at my area but b4 he could call me later i quickly blocked his number, he has probably called me many times with his number but later he called me with another number but the moment i had his voice i pretended as if the connection was really bad and we actually didn't see that day.

I know what i did was bad which i have been feeling quilty of bt i dnt wanna give him false hope that we can still date.

So later he sent me a message on whatsapp asking if i blocked his number which i deny because he would be really hurt if i had told him the truth.

Even after denying i blocked his number he has been calling me with another number and my boyfriend got to know this guy nd told me to tell him the truth bt i can't because i know it will very hurtful for him.

Nw i need advice on how i can let this guy to know my bf doesn't want him to be disturbing me with calls or try to visit me no more without his feelings getting hurt.

I only need mature advice!!!

Why don't you just keep him as a backup boyfriend... cuz I'm hell sure that this your new relationship isn't bound to last.
This way you'll lose nothing

youngest85:
I want to bless some people, if you are interested send your bank details

0141324062 gtb

Preciousgirl:
Wow wow wow, I made frotpage
I dedicate this front-page to

Seun
My late father
My dogs
My boss
All Christians on Nairaland
My entire family
All PDP members
All APC members
All university students

Everybody reading this

We made it


Kpa!

ursullalinda:
Hahaha with cancer I no dey fear HIV again because HIV is like malaria to cancer. So going for HIV test can not give me BP

Damn...do you have cancer


Answer me

MYDEBBY:
Thanks brotherly to all your contributions so far I am learning from them.

Don't tell me her name is Debby..


Dude

Donshaga:
You guys can now check your email for the free ebook, whereby I revealed more better tips.

jaimey196@gmail.com

daddymummy:
I am 10 years older than my sister.

5 years ago,i was twice her age and the product of our ages was 200.

How old am i?

25 or 35

Sunnyshinylight:
Because my heart is fully booked, the thoughts of excellence award winner is waiting for me and you better stay off with your negative energy.



Bring me good news of Christ Jesus, you will be my friend for ever. Love you guys

This dumbo again

I missed your foolishness small sha

Where's the thunder please


All these over bleached cannons self




Sexy my ass

Offpoint:

Signora will you be nice and drop me a whatsapp message? it's a long bore night. A little conversation could brighten up a gentleman mood.

I don't ask for much signora 0705 451 5809

Will you too just go get a room already

Damn asslickers