₦airaland Forum

henrysam:
Thanks Konfessor, I have been battling with mine since when I was young and nobody, no doc has ever prescribed any drugs that can remove this itching. All I have learned is to live with it. It is so severe when I use sponge and cold water.

SUGARBEE:
Give her some space.. She'll come back around

Aisha95:
Not that I can't! But I won't. Hell no! Why would a guy want to stick to such an out-dated car?
Is he too poor or much of a miser to get a new one? Or is he actually testing me?
I will refuse him blantantly on the very spot.

Aisha95:
Utterly _useless and _stupid post birthed out of narrow-mindedness.
Broke niggas everywhere.
SMH.

grad2012:
I can Imaging how dat guy feels,he shud just find away to be avoiding her, wat am I saying sef she's his boss he won't be able to avoid her dat much.May be he should intro his gal or wife to d woman if he has one so she can get the message dat his not intrested.o ga goon some women sef.

deadZONE:
Poorly written
@OP you need to brush up ur writing
dont show up on a national platform
with this kind of poo next time..


your parents money spent on ur fees has just been put to the sworn
the fact u have a blockhead as s president
does not mean u are one too.




RECEIVE COMMON SENSE TO WRITE WELL IJN.

centje:
Hey, Nairalanders, here are my latest paintings. And few from my brother's.
More to come later this year

GLeesMODEL:
Read her warning to pirates:



http://www.alexreports.info/2015/07/no-joke-igbo-guys-beware-shan-george-to.html

Freemanan:

EVEN IF YOU PUT A C4 IN MY MOUTH,





I CAN'T BELIEVE #4

Cutehector:
This is what happens wen u marry because age is not by ur side anylonger or u marry out of pity... Na ur fault be that

southniyikaye:
I pray it doesn't come out forever and ever...na that kin girl u go approach for road, dem go wash u from head to toe but end up raping themselves with all manner of LENGTHY and LONGitudinal material whereas some guys Don almost starve to death because of their oval office

Buchika:
Pls can anyone tell us what is happening in anambra right now, no market opened today the whole state, no prior notice, no announcement, no rumour, pls what's happening

ebosie11:
When you see a military man,abeg cumot cap for him.

  They pass through hell during training.See photos of what they pass through during training.The second pic is a photo of Nigerian navy SBS commandos during desert estate training.

Source: http://kcblow..com/2015/06/see-photos-of-what-nigerian-military.html

GeneralQuamdeen:
if you want to write words in bold. Type these two characters: [b] and [/b] Then type the letters you want in bold in between the two chracters above. I repeat, in between them. Try it and see if you will get it. If you want to underline or strike through.. Use u and s instead of b.

GeneralQuamdeen:
Let us bring ourselves back to when we are still a fresher in the citadel we study. We get confused about somethings, it is very fustrating at that moment but as times goes we understand how things work. The cool thing is that we have that kind of happy feeling to finally understand how things work and we feel good to see newbies struggling to know it.
That same thing happens to Nairaland new members too and the below listed are the top 7 things they find confusing.
1. How To Comment: This is one problem I faced when i registered to Nairaland. When freshers read an interesting topic mostly on front page, they find it difficult to comment. Why? Because the dont know how to comment. There is an interference with the knowledge they have on facebook. They expect to see a comment button and they get frustrated when they didnt find any. When all what they should do is click the reply button.
2. How to Create A New Topic: After when a new Nairalander successfully find a way to know how to comment. He feels good and happy but there will be a time when he will feel the need to create his own topic too. Most Nairaland members dont know how to do that. For those that have not figure it out yet. Visit the home page, click on the section suitable for the type of topic you want to create, scroll down a little bit you will see where create new topic is written in bracket. Click on it and you are good to go.
3. How Topics Make Front Page: New Nairalanders feels good to know how to create a new topic. They will notice one day that they are not getting much comments as they used to see in other threads, that is when they know that there topic will need to hit the front page to get that. There are some people called Moderators, and Supermods, they are also one of us, there job is to pick out a topic that can be of interest to other people too and put it on front page. They have other basis of selecting a topic too but that is known to them only, because attimes, you will see a quack thread that is not interesting as yours hit FP. Dont say any stupid thing when you are frustrated about it, coz Mods like Lalasticlala or Seun fit ban you
4. How To Chat: Trust me, Most New Nairaland think there is a platform for instant messaging on Nairaland. For where? You wont find the Message button you are looking for here; the only way you can have a private information or message with a Nairalander is through their E-mail. Click on the profile of the Nairalander you are following and follows you, stroll down, click on the send an Email to this member writtem in bracket. You are good to go. Note: You will need to check your Email for any replies (the one you registered with)
5. How To Use The Home Page Button: Most new nairalanders dont know how to use the homepage button but one way or the other they get to know it later. Let me try to explain it down here
i. Edit Profile: This allows you to edit your profile.
ii. SH: This means 'Shared With Me'. This notifies you of the posts shared by other members you are following.
iii. FT This means 'Followed Topics'. This notifies you of new posts in topics you are following. Note that you automatically follows the topics you created yourself.
iv. FB: This means 'Follow Boards'. This notifies you of new topics created in the board you are following. How to follow boards: In the homepage, click on any section you will like to follow, then click on follow board.
v. L&S: This means 'Likes and Shares'. This notifies you of the likes and shares you get on your post.
vi. MT: Meaning 'Mentions'. This notifies you of quotes or replies to your posts. It also notifies you when your username is mentioned my other members. It also notifies you when other members calls for your attention i.e CC
vii. FG: meaning 'Following'. This notifies you of new post made by members you are following.
viii. FS: Meaning 'Followers'. This notifies you of new members following you.
ix. Trending: This is where you can view topics gaining most comments or posts.
x. Recent: This is where you can see recents posts made by other nairalanders
xi. New This is where you can see New topics created by members in all sections.
6. How to Use other Buttons: New nairalanders find it difficult to use buttons like Quote, Report, Like and Share
Quote: This is used to reply a post made by other members in a thread
Report: This is used to report to the admin if any member made a post that violates the rules.
Like: This is used to like post made by other members.
Share: This is used to share posts made by members to members following you.
7. How To Know The Online Members: Dont look for this for too long, there is no notification to see the online members. You can only know when they make a post.
Feel free to add things yours
cc Lalasticlala

Blizzyblinkzy:
Thank God it was then..
So can u still do it nw?

Blizzyblinkzy:
wow! That's nyc of u...
Bt did u actually did it with ur foot ?

JuanDeDios:
Once you land the nuts in the mortar, you beat/pound them with wooden pestle(s) first, then you enter and finish things with your feet.

Blizzyblinkzy:
Its irritating...
Well am not a village girl, So d question ain't 4 me

waitn 4 d village girls 2 comment..
I knw they would deny it

tobloj:
If barca no win by margin of two, den ban me from nairaland for two years......@ Lala
Modified: I tok am. Barca finished them as predicted. My stay on nairaland is secured.

starlingslimnet:
Well I must say this is justice pursued at it's highest course.It seems to me Ladies are meticulous beings sometimes their emotional derangement and physical instability coupled their medulla oblangata to reject simple sense.It takes me with much surprised that even beings with such beauty have in them not a iota of wisdom suffice to say their paragmalophobic nature has succeeded in transforming the entity of their personality to a beframe of nonentity.It serves her well hope others will learn

ManMountain:
Did you go to school at all?
Straight forward word such as heart, you can't spell.
SMH.