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Ah shoki

Best gift should be POWER

Lord have mercy

"If the story is true" So sorry mustapha, u were only defending urself which anyone would do but it ended this way.
To other pple; pls always pay for good and services

To guys that dnt plan

EggovinMma:
My brother, that was during our mother's time.Where I come from, as an igbo gurl, my father made sure he slaved to give me the best, despite the fact he is not a graduate. I CAN NOT MARRY A MAN THATS LESS THAT MY FATHER. I CAN NOT EAT THERE SQUARE MEALS IN MY FATHERS HOUSE, ONLY TO EAT ONCE A DAY IN MY HUSBAND S HOUSE.THATS ILL LUCK.I should be the one earning that kind of amount to support my husband, and not him.Its not a sin o, but it's way below what I grew up with despite we weren't rich.BROS, ONCE AGAIN HOLY GHOST FIREEEEE! !

And who is ur father?

@op u just made my night

ochejoseph:
Will you commit the destiny of 170 million Nigerians into the hands of this Man?

Be the judge


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z43zSGm2tjA

Happy viewing
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U still want to get married? Get married nah!!!
Did I air mine when I want to eat?

Lord Have Mercy

I see a lazy man that wants to enjoy life here, he could have used his private part to make money. Ur first wife had no child and u sold the one God blessed u with.

I pitty this generation

Served

worriedmom:
Hello Everyone,

Please this post is strictly for mothers. I need your kind advice and counsel. I am a mother of two. I have this very disturbing condition. My breasts have become fully sagged and frail looking after I had my second baby. It worries me a lot. My Husband does not bother touching or sucking my breasts when making love to me these days, not to talk of sucking them. And this is what he used to love and enjoy doing before I started having and nursing kids.

Please I'd like to know if any lady in the house has experienced such drastic sagging and if there are ways to revive the fallen breasts. Are there moms out there that their husbands have stopped caressing their bosoms because they have fallen due to constant nursing of babies? does it make you feel bad like me? Have you ever raised such issue with your husband?

Also, my husband used to go down low, but after he witnessed the delivery process in the labour room when I had my second child, he has stopped going down low. I'm just soo worried my people. Please any advice from moms and maybe dads will really be helpful to me. Thank you

I created a new profile to hide my identity cos I'm one of the regular contributors to the forum.

Pls don't apply any artificial substance, ur hobby should expect change in ur body once u start giving birth. Its never ur fault

Serious

Because they have inhaled much drugs that disorganise their brain settings, but not all shaa

Caseless:
Women and herbalist- i cant describe the r/ship between the 2.

U have spoken

Basket must u tell pple that u do drop sometin for guys, don't mak mockery of guys, diaris .... ooh

rawpadgin:
she has been asking me to have carnal knowledge with her
i brought the issue here some time ago, as expected i go a lot of good advice & some pretty crazy ones as well
i did some of what i was advice to do yet she wouldn't stop her evil act.
mata fact she categorically told me that the more i tell her off the more she gets attracted to me
right now i am thinking of embarrassing her in public
here are some of our conversations:

Facing same here bro, my advice is don't u eva plan to see her in open place talk more of private place

kosovo:
You are the one fooling yourself...

In the last 6 years.. U.S blocked every channel of weapon sale to Nigeria.. It was blocked in the U.S, Israel, And South Africa..

Until we went to Russia and Ukraine, which U.S has no power over.. Nigeria couldn't secure some weapons to combat the hi-tech weapons of BH.

Secondly, in the last 6 yrs.. Neither border nations joined the fight.. Now we have Chad, Niger, Cameron and A.U in this fight.

Over 20,000 solders, Airforce and Navy are in this fight . Hence, the massive offensive and bombardment..

Must we wait for six yrs before taking this present decision of getin weapons from russia and co? This could have been done when america refused to sell weapons to us. Maybe we could have forgotten BH since last two yrs.

Sweetmarriage:
On our page, one woman said she does it sometimes, because it would make the man longs for his wife.

Let her pray that another woman does not test the mic when she is trying the make the man long for her

remsonik:
Olorun maje ki oshi tale mi ti mafi gba Iya oko mi leti. I can't and if she's the volatile type that loves trouble I will simply ignore her. But I long for MIL that I can call mom!

May ur hart desires be granted AMEN

Hav u asked for sex within that three weeks?
But wait ooh
As for sex eh
Guys loose in both ways (money n energy)

Gbese

Wealthyone:
HOTFL i.e Hold On Till Father Leaves.

Will buy u drink

kowema:
I think I wud have to close with you....You know I had to check ur profile and it confirmed my suspicion. I just knew a fool was behind the scene typing this trash!!...Sorry for ur father That ur mother told lies that resulted in a waste product like you.... Sorry for ur sisters Cus their marriages wud be just one long lie!...


Sorry for the blind girl that wud date a pig like you, Sorry for The innocent woman whose heart you intend to waaank your way into.......Sorry for the generations you wud av and wud still ejaculate prematurely on a Public bus, Public queue, Public office, public toilet, public she hole.....
..Your pain is really deep,maybe you are a product of this action... Ur father probably thought he cud deny he didn't spill the jelly. Until u ended up looking like him....mouse trap for a mouth

More pls

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

@OP u were at his back when he ejaculated and u still saw that his front jeans was soaked with liquid. Get a life. U must not make page by telling lies. Sowie for ur husband or bf cus u will finish him with lies

This is the more reason while we should thank God for his unseen battles for us, it could be me or u but He never allowed such come our way even in all our iniquities.

May their souls rest in peace

@OP, ur no 2 ehh; I made sure that I was the last man standing to be verified, I neva liked wearing white and white. I started wearing white on friday.

How about these ones

cutieberie1:
hmm observin
my heart wil melt wen i want it to

Gbagam

faqman:
chai...
marrying ndigbo is too expensive...

The question is 'does the girl want to marry you' and if yes; she will take in and lock up, the parents will be the one to come begging

ernecy:
Well it's not really a fault!!! Most women immediately after marriage jus want to get their husband fat, Bcuz the woman feels dats d only way people will see that she is taking care of her man!!! So guys if u are eating 100, 101, 010, expect dis after marriage 112, 212, 221, worst case scenario is 111... within a month u will go from 6packs to 1pack

One guy use to say "I love my 6packs so much that I have to protect them with layers of fat"

Rep042:
My marriage is just 1 year and few days old,but within the last 365 days,I have seen torment and hell on daily basis. We dated for 2 years before tying the knot,she's a nice person,but her mouth is destructive,she has this overbearing attitude,always trying to control me or dictate the pace,and can keep malice,anger and record of evil done to her for a long time. She's the type of person that talks very well,I mean convincely well,but unfortunately,she speaks more negative words. She can talk for hours non-stop,especially when provoked,saying all sorts of bad words.

She has threatened to kill me & send assassins after me on different occasions in the past,though I just ignored such threats.

My wife has been abusing me verbally and always say nasty things at every slightest provocation and at the same ready to engage me in fisticuffs.

She can really say unprintable words such as "it will not be well with you","as you go out,people will deal with you", "you will work like an elephant and eat like an ant", "this your certificate will never yield you any good thing", etc, name callings,abuses,curses etc.

Please Nairalanders, I will like to know if it is wrong or out of place for a working class married lady to assist her husband in paying some bills or buying some foodstuffs at home. Because,anytime she assists in doing anything,she will record it and consequently use that to abuse and insult me whenever we have misunderstanding and or exchange of words.

After our traditional marriage on December 2013,I had some financial challenges,and then my rent was due for renewable,she offered to assist,at first I was skeptical about it ,because I know her kind of person,knowing full well that she will use that to ridicule and abuse me in no distant time. But,then,I didn't have any alternative,so I allowed her pay d rent. Now,she's claiming ownership,saying ..."which house,the one that I have been paying the rent or another one"...

She has done a lot of character assassination & damages to my personality before some of her relatives & family members(Her father and two sisters),thus they all support her & no longer regard me as anybody.

Few months into our marriage,she started wearing butt pads, I told her to stop ,because I don't like the stuff,but she flared up and we had exchange of words. She told me that she has to look good to outsiders.

Throughout her pregnancy period,she wore the butt pads on daily basis even at home,I allowed her because of her condition,even though it looked disgusting on her. After she put to bed,and few days later, I told her to quit wearing that stuff, but she refused,then I seized it,she started ranting to the hearing of everyone at home & neighbors that I have taken her padded pants(aka butt pad) to native doctor. I just ignored her. Few days later, she bought another set.

On Xmas day(2014),she dressed up & wore the butt pads again,I told her to remove it ,but she refused,then i tried forcing her to do so,and that resulted to a serious fight. She tore my already ironed clothes to pieces(an expensive Indian attire I bought when I travelled to India),I tore hers too and forced the butt pads out from her body.

Hell was let loose that day,because she called her sisters,they came to my house and created a very nasty scene in my neighborhood,they insulted,ridiculed me and made a mockery of me,her elder sister who is a police officer threatened to deal with me,she was talking and hitting her hands on the ground saying that,they are going to teach me some bitter lessons in this town. I tried to respond but my Mum,who's on child's visit(Omugwo) asked me to hold my peace. It wasn't easy though,they also insulted her too.

Since that day till date,my wife doesn't talk to me. The only thing that connects us now is the new born baby.

Her words have actually killed me psychologically, emotionally etc, to the extent that sometimes, I loose consciousness of my surrounding while driving to and fro from work , I will be lost in thought, and on a particular occasion nearly rammed another moving vehicle,if not for the speed bumps on the road that awaken my consciousness.


Her words:"if you are still regarding me as your wife,then you wasting your time". Its obvious she wants a divorce because to her,she's still very young(28 years),and can easily move on. She doesn't give a damn.

She has also repeated that same threat of killing me,these days ,the number of calls entering her phone is amazing,most times,she goes far from the house to answer those calls.

Please,kindly advice me.
Thank you.

OP so sorry but I have some questions for u;
U saw all these before going to the alter? If no then what are the things u started doing after the wedding or what are the things u stopped doing after your wedding?
Secondly have u for once mingled with her friend or do u cheat on her?
Wish to hear both sides of the story