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He has collected bail out fund from the old wine that gets tastier by each passing day... give the guy a chance and pray for him ,he is not alone other governors are involved too.

APC is sitting on a keg of gun powder...

Wear your hat and make the call...baddest boy

Pls freedom of association and right to be voted for ,is healthy for Democracy.

What is wrong with These APC governors?

He just decided to pay his girl who is currently serving as a youth Corp member in Akwaibom State a surprise visit from Port Harcourt. He called her when he got to the junction to her street...
Hello, honey.. I've missed u so much so I've this surprise for u... but 1st, where are u?
Baby,..I'm in my house.
Honey...I'm about to prove to u I'm ur Angel.
He knocks severally on her door after 3 minutes drive from the junction. Surprisingly. She welcomed him with a kiss and her Ex boo sitting on the edge of her bed pressing a Samsung galaxy S6.
Calmly,he shok hands with him and announced I'm here for a buggy weekend,get Dressed...honey.
He got talking with the guy as she dresses up and learnt he has been posted to Uyo branch of Sky Bank after acquisition.
I met him in the market last week...honey don't think anything of it,pls.

The question is what is he doing in your house and not some public place?

Pls nairalanders should I really think nothing of it...? advice pls.

Them Ooos aren't loyal since 14AD

Another tenor elongation!!

Bunch of Bunkum... political pressure group detecting for the party... mtchw!

To think they shared rice n Maggi during campaign with empty words...Chai! Chai!! Diais God oo.
Watching and Waiting for 'the old wine that gets tastier by each passing day'...
One of the chambers should be scrapped...gbagam.

Abia man of the moment! Show them true leadership.
God will spare us all in this suffering times.

Jezebbel:
You must be an idiiot. You copy and paste work here and claim it to be yours and you still have the right to talk
Foolish Animal.

Reincarnated Jezebbel, what happened in 100BC may repeat itself...if I pick up ur file.
No thanks ever.

Jollyjoy:
This long post, just about kissing?

Yes, a good kiss is an essential ingredient of love.

dharay99:

how many av u kissed in here .?
Mtcheeeeew.

Many,+ info from sharing score cards with nairalanders kissers and the kissed...trust me.

Jezebbel:
Plagiaristic fool.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061008134009AA4vinM
Always include your source and stop pretending like you are capable of writing intelligent stuff, when we all know that your brain is the size of a peanut.

I'm a gentle guy...I'll pretend I didn't see your hate..Orubebe incarnate.

Is it normal for a kiss to be really wet?
It is if you are making out or passionately French kissing for a period of time. There is always going to be a slight bit of wetness because your mouths are left open. But to minimize the amount you will need to stop and swallow your spit once in a while. You can do this so quickly it need not affect what is going on. Just close your mouth quickly, even if it’s on their lips at the time, and swallow. Then proceed with the kiss.

How do I kiss for a long period of time?

There are different ways you can do it. I wouldn’t keep your tongue in their mouth for the entire time. That can get very tiring. You can vary the way you kiss by using different types of kisses. You can pull your tongue away. You can use different tongue motions. You can also break the kiss once in a while with a small close-mouthed kiss and then start again Frenching. But remember... don’t forget to swallow your spit now and then or it can get fairly wet and messy.

Where do I put my hands when kissing?

There are many places you can put your hands. You can put them around their neck, around their waist, on their back, on their forearms. You can hold hands or even cup their face in your hands.

How come I make a smacking sound when I kiss?

This is caused by you sucking in air as your lips part from the other person’s. Try not to suck in as much air and also swallow periodically so you don’t build up so much saliva.

How do I end a kiss?

To end a kiss simply pull your tongue back into your mouth and then move your lips away from the other person, thus ending the kiss. After the kiss is ended, look warmly in their eyes, smile and give them a warm hug.

What do you say right after a kiss?

You don’t have to say anything, but if you want to you can say something like, "mmmmm, that was nice" or something like that.

What are the advantages and disadvantages of kissing?

Disadvantage of kissing is it can sometimes lead to more than just kissing. What sometimes happens is that once the two of you get used to kissing a lot that after awhile you want more than just that.

On the plus side, kissing is a safe way of showing affection & can make you feel good.

How do you kiss on the neck?

Kiss their neck like it is the most exquisite thing you ever touched. There are so many ways to kiss someone’s neck. You can place gentle kisses on different areas of the neck. You can vary this by also running the tip of your tongue gently along their skin. You can place very gentle love bites on the neck. If you put some feeling into it it can be quite enjoyable for both of you.

How do you give someone a hickey?

A hickey is just a bruise that is caused by sucking on the skin. Usually it’s placed on the side of the neck. Just suck on the skin on the neck, about 10 seconds or so, then let go. What you are doing is sucking the blood to the surface of the skin. You will need to try it a few times on your partner to see how hard you need to suck before it shows because some people bruise easier than others. And remember.... there is NO way to make it go away. It has to go away on its own.

What is "Making Out"?

Making out is just a lot of passionate French kissing. Sometimes it can go a bit further to touching. So there is no ONE way to make out. It’s just doing what you feel like doing. Being passionate about one another. You can use your hands over his chest, back, arms or put your arms around his neck, his back or his waist or even run your fingers through his hair. Things like that. As for guys, you can put your hands in her hair, the back of her neck, arms or put your arms around her neck, holding her tight. Also her back and around her waist are other great places to place your hands.


Change..no excuses.

segend:
Better she leaves him. He probably doesn't love her, just dating her because of society pressure.

They've been romantic with each other and this guy has always been there for her...
NB: he was gud in bed too.

Step up your game..blank her out..
Don't call her
Don't pick her galfwends call
Don't text or reply her sms.(both of them)

Get busy with your crush(es)

Thank me later..

SkinnyDude:
hahaha. virgin, I Hail You.

Even Our Pastor's Children Didnt Come Out. Only Underage Girls Came Out. It Wasnt Funny That Day. See As People Take Dey Murmur
Girl: if I don't go out my mum will know I'm not a virgin (thinking fast)

Girl: Mum,this could be Ritual selection time

Mum: holds her hand,pls don't go,i know u r still a virgin, pls

Luedave:
my whatsapp number is 07012777352

Alert- a shoulder to cry on,is a dick to ride on
Make sure hus is nt a military dude or oh! sorry to stop ur death wish.

Make a contribution or get ditched for 50 year from Nairaland for promoting bullshit...ICPC
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Congratulations, D'Prince

stinggy:
You mean she being around her in sexy wears won't help him in any little way to make him appreciate a woman's build to the man's which he kinda prefer at present?
If he help him overcome, he'll forever remain grateful even if things do not work out in the end between them.
Won't you feel good helping out a fellow human?

Is there really,a chance to this option medical and practical wise...
Seun where are the psychological and medical health nairalanders?

Thanks for your honesty...
So, the therapy is a dumb lie?
Pls specialist advice is needed.

Cynthia is crying her heart out. She has being dating this guy for almost a year now and just caught him kissing a fellow guy in his car.
She confronted him and he said yes, but I'm on therapy to become straight and I love you.
Pls she loves him too but doesn't wish for dirty things in her future.
Pls advise her

I think we should know the reasons for all these arrests so that we can be able to estimate how much that comes in as fund for social packages / welfare as promised by Pa PMB....
1. Timipre Silva dropped?
2. Ikedi Ohakim. Gonna Drop?
3. ?

What type of car and house can she afford.. Range rover sport n bungalow? I doubt!

Bunkum of 17th Order

Let me throw away this gym before it kills my grand son,Mike....on his mind.

Mike has known this chic for sometime now, and have been researching her likes and dislikes through her/friends. Guys with six packs turns me on..she said to Mike on a good day...
Mike, took up d gym and skipped meals to the disapproval of his grand father who destroyed his gym...saying the best woman will marry u the way you are,my son.

Only for Mike to learn 4 days after she declined his marriage proposal on the grounds she's not ready, she has accepted Francis hand. Mike is richer,classier than 6 packs Francis... I would've married Lizzy,my love,if not for my grand father! I will kill that old man for taking away my gym!
Pls advise him b4 he sees the grand father by the weekend.

READ The Pathetic Story Of How Nigerians Are Forced Into Slavery, Prostitution In Britain
A report by the BBC has revealed how hundreds of Nigerians are being transported to Britain for prostitution or thrown into slavery.

According to Kevin Hyland, the UK’s first anti-slavery commissioner, the situation is “deeply concerning” and the problem of such exploitation was “enormous”.

Newsbreak.ng reports that the commissioner, who has only been in post for six months, said he cannot think of anything more worrying than women and children being raped and forced into domestic slavery.

Figures released by the UK’s National Crime Agency, revealed that more than 2,000 potential trafficking victims were referred to the authorities in 2014 and out of this figure, 244 were from Nigeria, a 31 per cent increase from the previous year.

Observers believe, however, that the real figure of potential trafficking victims from Nigeria could be much higher than the statistics given by the British government.

In a discussion with BBC Radio4 today, Mr. Hyland, the former head of the Metropolitan police’s human trafficking unit, said: “I am extremely concerned about this. And we’re talking about several hundred every year.

“This isn’t just a one-off  it’s continuous, so the treatment of these people, what they go through, is actually a very serious crime, so for me it’s a big problem.

“But also I think the fact that there is a demand for this kind of exploitation in the United Kingdom really concerns me, that there are people who will want to buy sex, will want to exploit, will want to have children as what are current-day slaves, so that is a really serious problem.”

Debbie Ariyo, executive director of the charity Africans Unite Against Child Abuse, who deals with lots of victims, remains adamant that the real number of those trafficked to the UK from Nigeria is much higher because many of them are reluctant to speak out.

“There is a notion among the families in Nigeria that once their family has come over here, they will have a better life, they will get better education, they will have better food and material things.

“A lot of people don’t see the abuse and exploitation and many of the young people who’ve tried to tell their parents back home, it’s difficult for the parents to accept that something like this could be happening in Britain,” she said.

Mr. Hyland further stated that: “It is about working with the law enforcement agencies in Nigeria, working with all those in the communities and telling them this could happen and that’s never been brought together before so it’s unique.

“This is a new idea; Europol, Interpol, National Crime Agency, all must work together. It’s up to me to oversee this.

“This is not about lack of resources but about using them effectively.”
 
Source: Naij

Beautifully pregnant 21-year-old Malorie Bantala got the shock of her life few hours ago.

Express Uk reports that the 32 weeks gone young lady was attacked by two thugs dressed in motorbike crash helmets in Talfourd Place, Peckham, south east London on Monday June 15th. She was forcefully thrown to the ground, kicked continuously on her tummy before running off around 8pm on Monday.

Although she is presently responding to treatment and doing fine, the baby however did not survive the cruel attack. Revealing how her pregnant daughter had been overtly joyous with the feeling of an expectant mother, the victim’s mother, Ida, 49, said:
 
“She was excited. She bought the baby’s clothes and everything. Today she lost her baby. She was in pain and she was crying. “She’s in hospital doing OK but lost the baby this morning and is so upset. She was happy. She wanted the baby. “I didn’t know who the baby’s father was.”

An anonymous 40-year-old neighbor, said:

“I came home from work and saw two guys running off. I didn’t know what had happened until I saw her lying on the floor. She was on the floor in distress, crying. She said she had been kicked in the stomach. I helped her up and she thought she was bleeding so I helped her to my toilet.

Rise in kidnap cases worries Abia lawmakers

Members of the Abia State House of Assembly have expressed worry over the rising cases of kidnapping in some parts of the state.

The legislators, in a resolution on Wednesday, mandated the security agencies in the state to rise up against criminals in the state.

They spoke after deliberations on a motion of urgent public attention moved by the Minority Leader of the Assembly, Mr. Abraham Oba.

The Abia lawmakers specifically asked the Area Commander of the Nigerian Police Force in charge of Aba to ensure that hoodlums were not allowed to terrorise residents of the commercial town again.

They also warned youths in the state against engaging in kidnapping and reminded landlords that the existing laws against kidnapping in the state make owners of any building used for kidnapping to lose such building to the state.

For the better part of 2009 and 2010, Abia State witnessed the reign of kidnappers, who almost crippled the economic activities of Aba, the commercial hub of the South-East.

Just last Tuesday, gunmen abducted one Mr. Anthony Abomah, employee of an oil servicing company, Saipem Nig Ltd, which is based in the Owaza Community in the Ukwa West Local Government Area of Abia. The abductors later demanded N2m ransom.

A week before Abomah’s abduction, an employee of Silverbird Television, based in Port Harcourt, was also allegedly shot dead in Aba by unknown gunmen who attempted to abduct her when she visited her parents.

A top member of the Aba Sports Club (name withheld) had also been kidnapped in Aba same week as the Silverbird’s employee.

There are also increasing cases of car snatching, especially Toyota Camry, in some parts of the state, including Umuahia, the state capital.

Worried by the development, Governor Okezie Ikpeazu said he had concluded plans to submit a bill to the state House of Assembly seeking to establish a Security Trust Fund.

He said his government would employ modern technology to check crime in the state.

Meanwhile, the Abia State Police Command has reiterated its readiness to make the state a hot zone for hoodlums.

The Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Ezekiel Onyeke, in an interview with our correspondent said the command had intensified efforts to combat all forms of crime in the state.

He assured residents of their security and asked for cooperation of the members of the public in volunteering information to the police in order to track down criminals.

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