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WellEndowed:
After helping themselves they sleep with each other spouse

Lmao!!! So true!

dandandindin:
Living abroad is not for everybody. Coming illegally is a crime. Everyone can find a way to come legally if they are determined. I come from a very humble household; but I did the right thing education wise and I now live in the US and legally make over $200K a year.

I would advise people to come here if they are ready to take the legal route which for me means acquiring the relevant skills and education. The American dream is alive and well people. I live it.

This is the best comment on this thread.

Seanjay:
i think that is common with all of them, i have an aunt(my moms immediate sister) in UK also shes been there for the past 30yrs and she had two kids there and live fine she is even a nurse in the UK have, 3yrs ago i was processing my travelling the to the Uk on my own jeje oo and unfortunately for me she came home and was spending money upadan and claiming the boss then my dad was still alive and shes close to.
So my dad so her that it even good that shes around that have been processing uk that may be she can help so she told my dad that no problem that she is going to help and after a week or two she left for the Uk and next i will saw was a call from my aunt that i should go to UK embassy in Lagos Island to make inquiries about what it will take me to get a visa (i was so surprise that this is coming from someone that had been coming in and out of Uk for the past 30yrs) but just to do what she asked i went there and i gave her the feedback(concerning invitation and sponsorer, account details and other things) about the invitation she said our two daughter can file that for me i was happy, but to my surprise she told me to wait for a while that i cant come now that it one party that us ruling and they have strict rule about immigrant and so on, but still promise to see what She can do and that she will get back to me, na so she take do till now. after have relaxed and had used the money i wanted to use for the processing for something else, so last 2yrs my dad died so my aunt started calling me again to sympathize with me and told me that she will fulfill the promise she made to my dad but up till now i still de naija, me wey don de jeje de process my things on my own i dont even first travel comot naija go disvirgin my passport na so she take shatter my dreams.... The Funnies Part She Can Call For Africa And Assure She Is Going To Help But Thats The End You Wont Hear Or See Anything Again... May Be Them De Fear True True Say If You Come You Go Excel Pass Them And You Will Be Dragging BreadWinner With Them..

I'm sorry my guy but na you mess up, don't place hope in any human being.

Lexusgs430:
When people from the village have refused to let go, it's very easy to know.........

AreaFada2:
Thank you dear.

Let me add something. I know at least a dozen people who have lived here for 15 to 25 years and have not visited 9ja once. I'm sure you can imagine the main reason why they cannot visit. Meanwhile, relatives in 9ja believe they are gallivanting here.

Somebody I warned about potential difficulties here if coming is not planned properly has spent over 10 years here now. No means to visit 9ja till now. Back then she dismissed my warning as not wanting to help. Not seen her kids in 9ja for over 10 years now.

How come most of the people you know have negative stories? Looool

lovelygurl:
Op that's not true. You just don't understand. I will never encourage someone above 25 to come to Germany. I mean forget it, you just WON'T cope and will have to settle for less. The language is the big deal here. People think it's very easy to learn a language, they don't even plan and most think Europe/America is a place where the streets are made of gold. Sometimes you have to be EXTREMELY patient, sometimes you will be forced to give up on your dreams etc.

The truth is the younger the better. You don't want to come here and do some jobs you don't want to, just because you can't speak the language and therefore have no other choice

This is only applicable to people without any type of skill or career, in the past few months a lot of Software Engineers have been recruited from Lagos to Berlin and none of what you've said has been a problem. Change is not easy, it has its challenges but please don't make it sound like an impossible task.

Lala, if you move this thread to the FP, I will trek from Lagos to Accra, Ghana.

kropotkin33:
Can we all now see why Jonathan just had to go? Just look at what the man is saying, blaming everyone but himself for his failure to win reelection. Thank God his regime now belongs to the ash heap of history

God bless you for this comment, look at a man that's not brave enough to take responsibility for his actions. Jonathan fall hand big time.

So I decided to test this Oga, transfered money to him for 2.5GB Etisalat and he delivered. Man's legit, please patronize him.

modelsms:
Got me laughing. Kindly flash or whatsapp me so we talk.
Thanks for stopping by.

Oya let me test you oga, you get first bank account make I transfer money to buy data from you sharp sharp.

Front End, Back End and Dev Ops with one person? Craving for chicken and chips on a bole and fish budget.

Tolexander:
Ya!

It looks like a round peg in a round hole.

But this is Nigeria where many outcomes/results disgrace and embarrass professionalism.

Without nigerian cooperation, he may very likely not succeed.

his professionalism and our cooperation, 1000GW is attainable and sustainable before 2019.

I love this comment. Spot on!

Dereformer:
Could you please explain the risk involved?

Kidnappers.

I wonder how you hope to succeed with this entitlement mentality. You have said a lot but you've refused to take responsibility for your actions, you can't travel you said it's your Uncle's fault. You finished with a third class you're blaming your lecturer. Tell us what exactly do you hold yourself responsible for? You have only one problem and it's your mentality.

Dereformer:
Someone said I can get a direct bus to Ago Iwoye from Berger.

Is that true?

This is risky, it's safer to go to Oshodi.

jerrybakermillz:
Kk.. Bimbo you are pretty but you have allow them to mess with you tutu, your case no count again na toyu virginity case we dey try reason now

I'm curious, this line pun intended or not? Cos if it was intended that's a major throwback and only old people will understand.

nwadiuko1:
the NSA would be made privy to facts about the ops.... sometimes they tell the president.......most times they dont.......for his own good......

"The NSA is a senior aide to the President who serves as the chief in-house adviser on security issues. The Office of the NSA is in fact a staff position in the Executive Office of the President and does not have line or budget authority over the Minister of Defence, Minister of the Interior, Service Chiefs or Inspector General of Police (IGP) who are Senate confirmed officials with statutory authority over their departments."

nwadiuko1:
thats why there is NSA........some security issues which may turn back to haunt the person that approved it.......are usually not brought to the president....thats why they are called black ops....

So lets say there is a black ops mission and the budget is $5 billion, the NSA can approve and disburse this funds without any form of approval?

nwadiuko1:
the president isnt always privy to black ops or covert operations AT ALL TIMES.....especially not our vegetable president who is not even in control of his kitchen cabinet.......

So who will approve the funds?

kenonze:
Who is NIA reporting to?

This is the $43 million question.

Acode:
Recently I got into a fight with my elder brother..nd I broke his nose..it was a very bad thing for me ..but its jst d end product of wat my dad has been planting inside of me

It all started THUS

My dad is a master comparer ..wen we wer younger ...
he wuld compare us (me nd my brothers) to anyone he deems fit even if dat someone is worst Dan us..

.comparisons like

*--.why are we not leading d youth choir in our church like d pastor's son
*--why can't i take d first position in my class like Camoru Omo Iya alata
*-- why cant I win d scholarship like lagbaja even if my school is not offering any

I could remember last two years..a relative came visiting..dis guy recently came back from Obodo oyibo..nd he was forming all single nd holy..

here comes my dad again..comparing us to him..saying d guy has gone to a foreign land nd he was successful all because he was holy nd he abstained from women..

nd all we do here is think and gist about women(we are 6 boys)..we didn't take it lightly wit him..but we let it slide.

.only to get invited to a party by dis holy obodo oyibo guy..nd we met him rocking d biggest ukwu we've ever seen..Chai!!..God punish devil

Back to my main reason for writing dis..
My dad ridiculed me so much with my brothers success.. he wuld use every opportunity to compare me nd him

my brother is a graduate nd works for a big tech company.. while i'm still a 300level student

The comparison got so bad I started hating my brother..not because he's already successful Dan me...but my dad rubs it on my face always..like I should jst graduate sharp sharp nd start working

long story short.... we fought nd I broke his nose
NOW MY QUESTION IS
I know my dad wants to motivate us with d comparisons
But is it ideal to motivate someone( brother.. friend..anyone) by comparing him to another person..

nd if ur a victim like me..talk ur story

Your dad might have issues but the real issue I can deduce here is that you are a fooolish young man. Why? see the the parts I emboldened, do you expect you and your ELDER brother to be at the same level? Instead of breaking his nose if you hit his neck and he dies will you tell the judge your father caused it? Why cant you focus this energy you have into your studies so you can achieve something for yourself? The fact that you even had the audacity to raise a hand against your elder brother shows the type of person you are and maybe you really deserve how your father treats you.

MidasTouche01:
I don't really blame the president for not knowing, what are the stupid NIA doing... how can they call themselves an intelligence agency if they can't anticipate or make it their business to know what other agencies are doing....


If the money indeed belong to the agency and they allowed it to be taken, then every single topdog's ass on that agency should be eaten for dinner

I agree with you, according to Sahara Reporters, the money is now in CBN and the DG NIA has been told by the President to reapply if he needs funding.

Covert operation that the President doesn't know anything about? This one na real dodo.

jonhemma11:
It's really unfortunate that the spiritual controls the physical.John Kpoobari Diidi had a revelation about Onyinyechi Flourish Enyiazu,he inboxed her and they had the conversations below.Who would have thought the dream was going to be real? Yesterday she uploaded that she had a successful surgery and today she is no more, that revelation John had has come to pass.

What a world!May her soul RIP!Amen!



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/lady-dies-after-friend-reveals-to-her.html

I think this is where she made a mistake. Why must people announce everything on social media?

Acidosis:
Amosun wants to turn himself to Buhari's P.A

Lool. Amosun is one of the real power brokers in Buhari's government.

alexis:
talk2hb1:

Can you post some of the work you have done?

Thanks

You like most tech recruiters in this country don't seem to know know the best way to recruit good software developers.

Even though the guy you quoted is a top developer any imposter can come up with links done by friends to deceive you.

To really get the best, ask for the open source projects they've worked on, check their github profiles and see for yourself. If you don't have the technical expertise get a person to help you out. Writing software that works is one thing but there are more serious issues like testing, design patterns, deployment, scaling etc involved.

This news is false, when you see a story like this always use Google to confirm. How can educated people be this gullible?

Untainted007:
Oga use your brain, I never said he has not been active but some political functions may not make him to attend as he used to when he's still presides over a parish.

If you use your own brain then you will know that what I'm saying is that he hardly misses programmes because of his job.

Untainted007:
Jagaban of what na? But if I may ask does this man have time again for Church services? As a Redeemer; Tuesdays (Digging Deep), Thursdays (Faith Clinic), Fridays (Occasional Vigil), Saturdays (Men followship Meeting), Sunday (Workers' meeting/Sunday Service) etc.
Please Sir, don't be carried away with worldly titles and affairs. God will continue to be your strength (AMEN)

If you are a true redeemer then you should know he's still very active in church.

Ngokafor:
...EFCC under this incompetent admin has a knack for rushing to the media without proper investigations,to make noise with the aim to keep gullible and hungry citizens busy while their paymasters APC gropes in dark blindly in terms of governance...

..Therefore i wont be surprised if this is just another wild-goose chase that ends in nothing..no be today.

In fairness to the EFCC they didn't mention anybody's name. Sahara Reporters is responsible for that, from the statement above even the woman commends EFCC.

Also corruption shouldn't be seen as a PDP vs APC issue, the political class is filled with thieves and we the masses must be united to fight them.

luvinhubby:
One Dortmund player, Bartra, confirmed injured.

Becoming obvious daily that Europe made a mistake opening it's doors to these refugees, first was France, two days ago was Sweden and today is Borussia Dortmund.


Mr. Trump was right after all.

Actually, home grown terrorists are responsible for most of these attacks. Refugees are a small fraction.