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I am maniacally bewildered!

Even "orange" pickers can come here too . . . the mercy of the Lord.

Arielle true words.

tRoOE:
2 weeken ago, lol my cousin, friends and I were so drunk we kept fallen on the ground why running for the scho loop and floor during bowling

see romance.

D-reloaded:
You can never see anyone do such in Nigeria due to shame.

Na wa o. you people need to go see things for urselves before passing off patently false information as fact.
For the 1 yr i served in yola i was a part of the HIV/AIDS CDS . . . and we did every single thing you just claimed no one does in Nigeria and even more.

morenike09:
sharap there!!!

Now u're being complemented on having decent size "oranges" you wont say thank you.  

tRoOE:
@4him

Na wa for you oh, no one is making an assumption

ok that's settled.

doyin13:
Why would I be interested in Morenike's beans when her Oranges are ripe for the taking

Omo the more you look the less you see. Just jejely eat ur beans.  

Morenike09 is making noise now because i've taught her to boil water.

tRoOE:
But what makes you think I want to know your girlfriend, i was just kidding when i asked u and no i don't poke nose into people business, so no need asking

You're also making the mistake in assuming i was any way interested in answering your question.

morenike09:
but you never complained about my beans?

Which beans?   You're now bragging after i taught you to cook eh.

morenike09:
haaa!!! say its not true o. . i mean, if when i was in nursery is when you began looking around, i wonder o. . omo, you should be in primary 4 reading your books then

Its a man's world.

morenike09:
@David
so who's mr collins o. . abeg explain. i want to hear another story o

i have no idea who mr collins is. Must be someone's uncle.

uspry1:
@sly

I think you made mistake claiming Morenike09 and 4Him as lovers after I checked with existing thread where I saw whose Nairaland ID saying broke up with 4Him. Obviously, it was not Morenike09!

Google it FIRST in order for you to modify correction per se Morenike09 request!

Na wa o. Someone else must be living my life for me, i'm so out of the loop here.

morenike09:
my gosh David, you're unromantic!!!. . .who dash you any ideas of romance?

No one i dated has complained just yet.   What is YOUR own idea of "romance"? Cooking beans for your bf?

morenike09:
of course not a love-struck teenager. . .romance is when you show her you love her. . .be there for her. . .treat her as your partner. . .show you care. . .help her out even when she does not need it. .

am sorry David, mostly all Naija men are unbearable and think themselves above their women. . .

Look, we've been doing all that when most of you were still in nursery school. anything else?  

tRoOE:
People some ladies will appreciate a poem to bunch of rose flower
LOL so who was your 1st girlfriend

I have never and will never buy anyone flowers . . . just a waste of time and money.
Writing poems comes naturally to moi, i do it only for those who deserve it.
As for my gf . . . ask Islander, shebi she said i never had one before.

there's nothing to worry about morenike09, Sly is just being his naughty self . . .  
I'll always have ur back.  

tRoOE:
It's now clear to me you have no idea of what romance is

You don't have to buy flowers or open to the door for your lady to show how romantic you are.

Writing poems, sending E cards, walking to the park, having a picnic, sending lovely or sweet text once in a while, having a nice quite dinner, lunch breakfast, which ever one you prefer

So you expect me to sit and write down my idea of romance on this page?  
What's the difference between writing poems and sending flowers?   Methinks you have your idea of romance upside down.

I looked at all you wrote up there and i'm sure i was the one who authored that manual you got all that from . . . just ask my first real girlfriend.  

®~^Sly^~®:
Liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its David/Mr Collins 4Him . . .

Who is calling my name there?

good write up.

Maybe the problem is with the Nigerian woman's definition of "romance".
Pls help me remind them that romance is not when the man behaves like a love-struck teenager.

tpaine:
My question about Native Australians remains unanswered

Look on the other thread you put up.

Romance is wasted on any other girl but the one you will marry.
What's the point buying you flowers and opening the car doors for you when you're just a cow for milk only?

Because good guys think showing weakness is a way of keeping the girl.
The secret to the success of a bad boy is the air of "i could care less" he exudes . . . some call it confidence.

ask them to go ahead and marry caucasians or Camerounian men them no go gree.
One would think we were begging them to marry us. Make una carry go oo.

Put your kids in Nigerian private schools in the primary and secondary years . . . they can go back to whichever country for their college degrees. I think Nigeria has a lot more to offer the growing child than these western nations.

the most important thing is that they learn the culture, i wouldnt want a son who grows up to disrespect his mother because "everyone else does it".

OMO IBO:
typing the same thing within little or no intervals get tiring. these igbo-yoruba marriage threads don tire me. if u guys are conscious of other tribes why get into the relationship in the first place?

well, i have a yoruba girl friend. when i spoke to her mum for the first time she brought the igbo-yoruba thingy to my attention. i told her not to worry about it. cut long story short, work on your relationship. there is no mountain or obstacle wey 'gift of the gab' no fit destroy.

CLOSE THREAD

Excellent submission.
I dont really see a problem with the igbo-yoruba issue . . . many people are into it and are making it work perfectly.
If i had a choice i'd marry an igbo despite not understanding a shred of the language. Life is all about what you make out of it and not trying to live according to the ill-concieved prejudice of others.

lol adaptation is a very important aspect of science. We see it in our environment everyday . . . bacteria rapidly develop resistance to antibiotics by positive selection.
Our bodies are a perfect example of adaptation, the dark pigmentation of the African most obviously developed as a means to avoid skin problems due to excessive sunlight.

The long hair for caucasians is most probably an evolutionary adaptation to the cold weather.

the native Australians, chinese, europeans e.t.c. All products of adaptation to their environment over time.

tpaine, there was nothing like sickle cell in the days of Noah, it evolved as a genetic adaptation to malaria which is why it is endemic to subsaharan Africa and whites, asians, arabs do not carry the defective genes.

Taht shld explain your question.

babs787:
the Jews were well informed that Ismail was the one who was bound, but that they concealed this out of jealousy

Blabs787, you're making too much noise quoting irrelevant documents that are at best suspect if not fraudulent.

Simple question . . . the names of Isaac and Abraham were mentioned in that surah and that of the supposed fellow who was to be sacrificed "Ishmael" completely absent?

Another question for you blind dolts - Why are you quoting suspect JEWISH sources to support your lies? Is there NO SINGLE SHRED of evidence from the descendants of Ishmael?

You fraudulently said below:

babs787:
The Oxford Companion To The Bible echoes the same position as the Encyclopaedia Judaica.

In Great One tradition, the Arabs trace their ancestry back to Abraham through Ishmael. Because Ishmael was circumcised (Gen. 17:25), so are most Great Ones. And, analogous to Paul's reversal of the figures of Isaac and Ishmael (Gal. 4:24-26), Great One tradition makes Ishmael rather than Isaac the son Abraham was commanded to sacrifice

Sir, the oxford companion to the bible did not echo your position, it was merely reporting the very many untruths that mus'lims have forced into the biblical narrative to smuggle Ishmael in . . . notice the red flag use of "in mus'lim tradition . . ."

tpaine:
Why is it a stupid question? Who are the Native Australian, New Guineans, Native Americans descended from. Your biblical theory must have a way to also account for them, if it can account for Africans?

here is why it is a redundant question:

Mixed race individuals like Tiger Woods are descendants of whom?

oziomatv:
For the little I know some cultures in Igboland still keep their dirty tradition that one's educational level and financial status will determine whether he/she will be a victim or not. If the reverse is the case, ayah


Your profile reads UK I think you don't need to worry about culture except you two are planning to resides in village and attends village meetings.
we igbos love yorubagirls

As a yoruba guy i prefer igbo girls.

Omo see food o.

tpaine:
Are the Native Australians, New Guineans also descendants of Ham?

Stupid question.

tpaine:
According to the bible, everyone is descended from Noah, isn't it? So what is special? Which of Noah's offsprings is the forebear of Africans?

The children of Ham are the forebears of the Africans.

samba123:
Is that what you think, I ask you can you QUESTION YOUR GOD YOU DID NOT EVEN COME NEAR TO MY QUESTION ARE YOU ILLITERATE SIMPLE ENGLISH CAN BE ANSWER

My God says i should come and reason with Him. He says to ASK and ye shall recieve.
He didnt leave us confused with regards to such important issues as the covenant between Abraham and Isaac.

samba123:
THENFORE NOAH IS A BLACK MAN THAT RIGHT? WHO DO YOU KNOW HE HIS BLACK, DID THE BIBLE SAYS THE COLOR OF NOAH IS BLACK MAN,

At least our God provided us some clues . . . go and ask al'lah this silly question . . . abi isnt "prophet" Noah/Nuh not one of his "prophets" too?

samba123:
I TOLD YOU YOU CAN'T QUESTION GOD!! WHY ARE YOU INSISTING IS THAT A BIG DEAL TO YOU

RESPONSE MY QUESTION CANT YOU QUESTION GOD??

that is the response of one completely unsure of what he claims to believe in.
Perhaps your "god" has a problem with consistency.

tpaine:
Who are Africans the descendants of then?

The lineage of Noah.