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[quote author=*osisi link=topic=196455.msg3100788#msg3100788 date=1226958317]If I'm that scrapped for cash,I'll cook jollof rice and chicken ,buy a crate of mineral and invite the guests to my home. If you try that with any girl her mother will place a curse on you that'll follow you till death[/quote]Cook and invite guests? In this day and age! You can't compare that to a Big Mac Family Meal at £4.99. That woman will live long. If I find a wife like that,I will be the happiest man on earth. |
God bless the bride. . .that lady is the epitome of womanhood and a true inspiration. In fact,I'm going to save these pictures for future reference. |
[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096785#msg3096785 date=1226880098]so what? as if naija men dnt have potbellies ;Domg!! that's the Title? [/quote]Potbelly on a man is only natural. That is how we store excess fat. Many Naija women constantly look like they are due with triplets |
DavidDylan:How else are they supposed to hide their Mr Biggs enhanced bellies? |
eldee:There is a new Naija romantic movie just released. In the airport scene,while the woman was departing and about to abandon the man,the man rushes to her,not with a bouquet of flowers or anything of that sort, but with a Vodafone direct debit mandate to kneel down on one knee to plead his love. |
[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096741#msg3096741 date=1226879171]lmao!! [b]never shaved my eyebrows jar[/b]e. its purrrrrrrfect just the way it is jealous?sorry, but i got freckles [/quote]Never shaved your eyebrows? you sure you are a Nigerian? At airports,Naija women no longer need Nigerian passports to pass,just one look at their eyebrows is enough to tell that they are Nigerians |
[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096706#msg3096706 date=1226878651]ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! se na our fault we wan look segzy for yall. guess i gotta throw out my pink jeans and green lipgloss [/quote]The way some of una dey shape una eyebrows sef! You will pluck it all out and draw a line that almost extends down to the cheeks. |
KarmaMod:Don't let me start on Naija women and their penchant for sunglasses. All that is missing is a guide dog because these Naija women look like they are undergoing a severe case of glaucoma. |
stillwater:Na only you Naija women the sun dey affect like that? Why do Naija women have to look like victims of a disastrous cosmetics experiment ? |
Nobody has even mentioned how much these Naija women bleach! For many,their skin now resembles a chess board,with all the light/dark spots. |
DavidDylan:Every Nigerian woman below the age of 30,especially those whose bathrooms look like a chemical laboratory. |
KarmaMod:Maybe the toothbrush is supposed to ward off the juju you women use on men. The make up thing really calls for a national conference. |
stillwater:You dey mind am. . . something she copied out of some cheesy girlie magazine. Better learn how to cook for your man. |
Nigerian women,seriously,you have to up your game. It's merely because of cultural loyalty that we are still associating with you lot. You need a total revamp,start with the lipstick/eyeliner that looks like it was applied by someone with Parkinson's disease. |
All this doesn't obviously apply to all Nigerian women,especially the women on this thread or reading this. ![]() |
StephenP:They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things. If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on. |
eldee:I think they are all borderline schizophrenics. . . . . confused about their identity and trying to sound like their forefathers were the original Anglo-Saxon settlers. |
tope2000:Just telling you women some home truths. [quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096327#msg3096327 date=1226874281]@4play, David, and eldee, If you guys know seduction, plz just teach H202, am not saying showing him o.[/quote]Why use seduction on a Nigerian woman? It's as useful as trying to seduce a corpse. |
The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces. What can one even say about their protruding bellies? Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper. |
Hesperus:Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs. ![]() |
Even if we had any seductions skills, it will be a waste to try it on Nigerian women. Look at these frigid and unimaginative Nigerian women opening their gobs. Trying to seduce a Nigerian woman is like trying to seduce a robot. |
whatever90:I seduced her actually. . . . I asked to show her the real Big Ben and she fell for it. |
@Tope This one you have the remote by your side,I hope you are not of these women that insist on watching Nollywood all day? I'm wondering how I will cope with you if you are like that. |
Did I see "breasts"? |
whatever90:I can see you are causing trouble here. Hare Krishna(just picked that up from Russell Brand) ![]() |
debosky:Who be Sharon? |
I don't know whether you guys have seen this? Shares in China Railway Construction Corp fell 18 per cent in Hong Kong on Tuesday on news that Nigeria had suspended its $8.3bn contract to modernise a north-south route across the African nation.http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/9e54d494-aa8d-11dd-897c-000077b07658.html |
H2O2:Peyton Randolph |
[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=189700.msg3078154#msg3078154 date=1226516121]@4Play, Talking about the implications. I am seriously considering going delinquent on my rental properties here in the US. If the govt is bailing out the banks, its only reasonable that the banks pass the abilout to me. They will surely review my mortgage if I stop making payments now. I'm sure a lot of Americans are thinking in that direction as well. Talk about unintended consequences.[/quote]It's moral hazard. The incentive to be financially prudent is being gradually eroded Who was the first President of the United States? |
[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=189700.msg3078043#msg3078043 date=1226514969]@4Play, That is true to an extent. However, it could be posible is a marxist driven economy where what you earn doesn't translate to what you need. If the govt takes all, then the govt will disburse according to each's need. In a way, I got your ridle right. We both agree that the immediate implication is the govt getting all the wages. You only went ahead to describe its implications.[/quote]In the above "Marxist" scenario,individuals have no income(no more so than slaves). They work for the state and there will be no income to tax. DavidDylan:They were conservatives in name alone,not in deed. Anyway,carry una politics to another thread. Bill Gates gets sick of the US and takes all he has to re-settle in Tuvalu and the average person becomes a millionaire,why? |
stillwater:Everyone seeks to maximize their wealth and minimize their costs. That's the theory. 100% tax rate will lead to 0 income in the above scenario. |
[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=189700.msg3077912#msg3077912 date=1226513738]@4Play, Ignoring the economic mumbo jumbo instilled in the question, if Income tax rate is 100%, then Gov't revenue will be the sum total of all income in the country! Right? [/quote]If every single inhabitant is acting "rationally",according to the rational economic model,they would either forsake work or forsake paying taxes(since the Govt will collect 100% of what they make). You should know this as a GOP leaning fellow,its the underpinning argument behind the support for lower taxes . ![]() |
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[/quote]Potbelly on a man is only natural. That is how we store excess fat. Many Naija women constantly look like they are due with triplets
[/quote]Never shaved your eyebrows? you sure you are a Nigerian? At airports,Naija women no longer need Nigerian passports to pass,just one look at their eyebrows is enough to tell that they are Nigerians
[/quote]The way some of una dey shape una eyebrows sef! You will pluck it all out and draw a line that almost extends down to the cheeks.
Why do Naija women have to look like victims of a disastrous cosmetics experiment ?

