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CultureRe: Would You Have A Wedding Reception At Mcdonalds by 4Play(m): 10:52pm On Nov 17, 2008
[quote author=*osisi link=topic=196455.msg3100788#msg3100788 date=1226958317]If I'm that scrapped for cash,I'll cook jollof rice and chicken ,buy a crate of mineral and invite the guests to my home.
If you try that with any girl her mother will place a curse on you that'll follow you till death[/quote]Cook and invite guests? In this day and age! You can't compare that to a Big Mac Family Meal at £4.99.

That woman will live long. If I find a wife like that,I will be the happiest man on earth.
CultureRe: Would You Have A Wedding Reception At Mcdonalds by 4Play(m): 10:41pm On Nov 17, 2008
God bless the bride. . .that lady is the epitome of womanhood and a true inspiration. In fact,I'm going to save these pictures for future reference.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 1:03am On Nov 17, 2008
[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096785#msg3096785 date=1226880098]so what? as if naija men dnt have potbellies ;Domg!! that's the Title?  shocked shocked shocked grin[/quote]Potbelly on a man is only natural. That is how we store excess fat. Many Naija women constantly look like they are due with triplets
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 12:59am On Nov 17, 2008
DavidDylan:
i had course to look through some pictures on facebook sometime ago . . . it seems nigerian girls have a serious problem figuring out the difference between an evening gown and a maternity dress.
How else are they supposed to hide their Mr Biggs enhanced bellies?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 12:58am On Nov 17, 2008
eldee:
@topic
Nigerian chics will not be seduced
There is a new Naija romantic movie just released. In the airport scene,while the woman was departing and about to abandon the man,the man rushes to her,not with a bouquet of flowers or anything of that sort, but with a Vodafone direct debit mandate to kneel down on one knee to plead his love.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 12:50am On Nov 17, 2008
[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096741#msg3096741 date=1226879171]lmao!! [b]never shaved my eyebrows jar[/b]e. its purrrrrrrfect just the way it is cool cool jealous?
sorry, but i got freckles undecided[/quote]Never shaved your eyebrows? you sure you are a Nigerian? At airports,Naija women no longer need Nigerian passports to pass,just one look at their eyebrows is enough to tell that they are Nigerians
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 12:44am On Nov 17, 2008
[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096706#msg3096706 date=1226878651]ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry cry cry

se na our fault we wan look segzy for yall. guess i gotta throw out my pink jeans and green lipgloss  embarassed[/quote]The way some of una dey shape una eyebrows sef! You will pluck it all out and draw a line that almost extends down to the cheeks.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 12:37am On Nov 17, 2008
KarmaMod:
Well I'll answer that if you tell me why Naija dudes feel the need to imitate the akatas that wear sunglasses at 1am
Don't let me start on Naija women and their penchant for sunglasses. All that is missing is a guide dog because these Naija women look like they are undergoing a severe case of glaucoma.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 12:34am On Nov 17, 2008
stillwater:
Not necessary, certain parts of my body are lighter than the other parts. And  it's because of the sun.
Na only you Naija women the sun dey affect like that?  huh Why do Naija women have to look like victims of a disastrous cosmetics experiment ?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 12:24am On Nov 17, 2008
Nobody has even mentioned how much these Naija women bleach! For many,their skin now resembles a chess board,with all the light/dark spots.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 12:20am On Nov 17, 2008
DavidDylan:
who would be the major stakeholders?  grin
Every Nigerian woman below the age of 30,especially those whose bathrooms look like a chemical laboratory.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 12:14am On Nov 17, 2008
KarmaMod:
Never said they were  but seriously you dudes have this unhealthy obsession with keeping toothbrushes forever. It's really gross. I do agree with the whole makeup thing however.

Ironically this hasnt stopped you guys from chasing the same chics guilty of such makeup abomination on this board

Now tell me, why would they even bother to change it  wink
Maybe the toothbrush is supposed to ward off the juju you women use on men.

The make up thing really calls for a national conference.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 12:07am On Nov 17, 2008
stillwater:
Mo gbe shocked shocked shocked Who's been coaching you? cheesy
You dey mind am. .  . something she copied out of some cheesy girlie magazine. Better learn how to cook for your man.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 11:58pm On Nov 16, 2008
Nigerian women,seriously,you have to up your game. It's merely because of cultural loyalty that we are still associating with you lot.

You need a total revamp,start with the lipstick/eyeliner that looks like it was applied by someone with Parkinson's disease.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 11:53pm On Nov 16, 2008
All this doesn't obviously apply to all Nigerian women,especially the women on this thread or reading this.  grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 11:41pm On Nov 16, 2008
StephenP:
I'll remember this day.
@the typical Nigerian woman, seduction is not cooking my favorite meal and watching me eat.
They like to watch you eat it to make sure the juju they put catches you. Don't let a Nigerian woman cook for you o,conniving things.  grin

If you see the way they try ram their food down your throat,you will know something fishy is going on.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 11:36pm On Nov 16, 2008
eldee:
Please don't let's go to the accents!!!
Is it not funny how Nigerian chics have this accent that's always on flipmode??
One for the guy in the sleek ride, and a different one for the guy that walks up to her in the Underground cheesy
I think they are all borderline schizophrenics. . . . . confused about their identity and trying to sound like their forefathers were the original Anglo-Saxon settlers.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 11:30pm On Nov 16, 2008
tope2000:
Buahahahahahahahahahahaha
Werrin Nigeria babe do u na grin
Just telling you women some home truths. [quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096327#msg3096327 date=1226874281]@4play, David, and eldee,
If you guys know seduction, plz just teach H202, am not saying showing him o.[/quote]Why use seduction on a Nigerian woman? It's as useful as trying to seduce a corpse.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 11:24pm On Nov 16, 2008
The way they apply cosmetics. . . . .like someone opened the contents and poured it on their faces.

What can one even say about their protruding bellies?  Never mind their fake accents,sounding like they were forced to swallow hot pepper.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 11:19pm On Nov 16, 2008
Hesperus:
Not true, Naija women are not at all romantic, as in them no just try at all!! So why would men even bother seducing them?
Nigerian women are the most boring and clueless creatures in the human race. I often wonder whether if you open the head of a Nigerian women, you will find batteries and motherboards because they seem to act like cyborgs.  huh
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by 4Play(m): 11:12pm On Nov 16, 2008
Even if we had any seductions skills, it will be a waste to try it on Nigerian women.

Look at these frigid and unimaginative Nigerian women opening their gobs. Trying to seduce a Nigerian woman is like trying to seduce a robot.
RomanceRe: Seduction,men And Women by 4Play(m): 11:58pm On Nov 13, 2008
whatever90:
yea d same tope used in seducing u grin grin
I seduced her actually. . . . I asked to show her the real Big Ben and she fell for it.
RomanceRe: Seduction,men And Women by 4Play(m): 11:55pm On Nov 13, 2008
@Tope

This one you have the remote by your side,I hope you are not of these women that insist on watching Nollywood all day? I'm wondering how I will cope with you if you are like that.
RomanceRe: Seduction,men And Women by 4Play(m): 11:50pm On Nov 13, 2008
Did I see "breasts"?
RomanceRe: Seduction,men And Women by 4Play(m): 11:10pm On Nov 13, 2008
whatever90:
sharon is sauron grin grin grin grin

anyways kedu nwoke oma'mu ,obu m jenny kiss kiss kiss
I can see you are causing trouble here. Hare Krishna(just picked that up from Russell Brand) grin
RomanceRe: Seduction,men And Women by 4Play(m): 11:01pm On Nov 13, 2008
debosky:
For once I agree with Sharon - the men that fall for such tricks are either sexual deviants, highly repressed individuals or baba dibia has been given their pictures.  tongue
Who be Sharon?
PoliticsRe: Satellite Missing: 1st Chinese 419 To Nigeria by 4Play(m): 10:43pm On Nov 13, 2008
I don't know whether you guys have seen this?
Shares in China Railway Construction Corp fell 18 per cent in Hong Kong on Tuesday on news that Nigeria had suspended its $8.3bn contract to modernise a north-south route across the African nation.

In a stock market filing, CRCC said Nigeria’s transport ministry had taken over control of work on the 1,315km line between southern Lagos city and northern Kano and would take about 90 days to “redefine” the scope of the contract.


The setback to one of the most important of a host of infrastructure deals between China and African governments in recent years is a sharp reminder of the challenges Chinese state companies face as they expand into developing markets overseas.

The Lagos-Kano line, which accounts for almost 14 per cent of the total value of CRCC’s outstanding contracts, was backed by Olusegun Obasanjo, the former Nigerian president, and sealed in the days before a China-Africa summit held in Beijing in late 2006.

The Export-Import Bank of China, a policy lender, promised to back the project with $1bn in soft loans, but it appears to have fallen victim to a broad review of deals agreed under Mr Obasanjo that is being driven by Umaru Yar’Adua his successor as president.

Reuters quoted a Nigerian presidential spokesman saying last week: “The federal government had suspended the execution of the Chinese railway contract because this administration had discovered that the contract was over inflated”
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/9e54d494-aa8d-11dd-897c-000077b07658.html
EducationRe: The Educative Game by 4Play(m): 8:19pm On Nov 12, 2008
H2O2:
George Washington cheesy
Peyton Randolph
EducationRe: The Educative Game by 4Play(m): 8:08pm On Nov 12, 2008
[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=189700.msg3078154#msg3078154 date=1226516121]@4Play,
Talking about the implications. I am seriously considering going delinquent on my rental properties here in the US. If the govt is bailing out the banks, its only reasonable that the banks pass the abilout to me. They will surely review my mortgage if I stop making payments now. I'm sure a lot of Americans are thinking in that direction as well. Talk about unintended consequences.[/quote]It's moral hazard. The incentive to be financially prudent is being gradually eroded

Who was the first President of the United States?
EducationRe: The Educative Game by 4Play(m): 7:46pm On Nov 12, 2008
[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=189700.msg3078043#msg3078043 date=1226514969]@4Play,
That is true to an extent. However, it could be posible is a marxist driven economy where what you earn doesn't translate to what you need. If the govt takes all, then the govt will disburse according to each's need.
In a way, I got your ridle right. We both agree that the immediate implication is the govt getting all the wages. You only went ahead to describe its implications.[/quote]In the above "Marxist" scenario,individuals have no income(no more so than slaves). They work for the state and there will be no income to tax.

DavidDylan:
Not the one i saw on display the last few months.
They were conservatives in name alone,not in deed. Anyway,carry una politics to another thread.  grin

Bill Gates gets sick of the US and takes all he has to re-settle in Tuvalu and the average person becomes a millionaire,why?
EducationRe: The Educative Game by 4Play(m): 7:30pm On Nov 12, 2008
stillwater:
Shior, what is rational economic theory? grin

If the income tax rate is 100%, it can't be 100.  tongue
Everyone seeks to maximize their wealth and minimize their costs. That's the theory.

100% tax rate will lead to 0 income in the above scenario.
EducationRe: The Educative Game by 4Play(m): 7:26pm On Nov 12, 2008
[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=189700.msg3077912#msg3077912 date=1226513738]@4Play,
Ignoring the economic mumbo jumbo instilled in the question, if Income tax rate is 100%, then Gov't revenue will be the sum total of all income in the country! Right? grin[/quote]If every single inhabitant is acting "rationally",according to the rational economic model,they would either forsake work or forsake paying taxes(since the Govt will collect 100% of what they make).

You should know this as a GOP leaning fellow,its the underpinning argument behind the support for lower taxes .  grin

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