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dady12: ok buy urself a bottle of agogoro and alomo,put kunu , end the dinner with popcorn and sue seun go court

what is this one saying?
Mmmmmmmmtheeeeeeewwww

we dey wait dem for here. No be next month?


OMG! OMG!! OMG...............eh!!!
I made it, i made it .

***tears cloth to reveal xxxx***

webdezzi: Thanks to Governor Fashola.



on point, NAFDAC is to be blamed for all these illnesses,
The other day, i bought a refill powdered Peak milk and it's color was almost greenish like aloe vera.

Since Mrs Dora Akunyili left NAFDAC, We have been at the mercy of our extremely enterprising brothers.

this sounds like a stone to me. Dont forget you are in a glass house.

[quote author=tpia@]these are examples of trash signs:


[img]http://1.bp..com/-IZd6wzT1VuY/Ue5p9HA_JqI/AAAAAAAAEY4/H4hKutkUHvk/s200/throw-trash.jpg[/img]https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/m/%E5%9E%83%E5%9C%BE%E7%AE%B1%E4%BD%BF%E7%94%A8-11491927.jpg
https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000015306531-pp4lca-crop.jpg?5ffe3cdhttps://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41S4OjpyJEL.jpg[/quote]We do see those signs on "pure water" sachet and other things like that yet we stil have them around us. My argument is that,we just have this non chalant attitude that we take almost everything for granted.

emmysenior: @op! The above topic does not fit this thread. Besides, it doesn't look front page worthy. I'd suggest you change the topic to something attractive.

Any suggestion?
I just feel we need to face ourselves and tell ourselves the truth. Our indiscipline is getting so so so unbearable!

[quote author=tpia@]well, the bank should have cleaners and also put up a sign saying plz throw trash in dustbin.[/quote]ahn ahn.... Haba! We are not that dumb na.

Professor Peter: where is d second picture?

sorry.i dont know why its not displaying but click on "Animal ped" and you will see it.

The first picture was taken at around 6.30pm on Saturday, 12 October, 2013 at first bank Igando where two waste bin was provided yet my people prefer to "decorate" the floor with ATM receipts.

The second picture simply shows a country man under a pedestrian bridge planning to cross the busy road while animals are making use of the bridge.


Which way Nigeria!!!

Sanguine: What's the name of your country

Nigeria of course!
Yes! So many things are wrong that sometimes, you ask God why he put you here but this is still Nigeria and our sense of humour is second to non.

mathefaro: ADURA HOUR
(1) waa gbadura!! Wa pariwo tooooooooo!!, wa kigbe bi eni ti won fi kondo lu; Wa wipe !!**ASUU KINI MO SEEEE!!** fi aye ati eko mi sille--aduraaaaa!!!
(2) wa fo soke bi eni ti asa (hawk) gbe visa e lo. lee meeje (7 tims)!!, wa kigbe FAGGAE! Oya je ki ori e pe ooo.........adura--
(3) waa pariwooo pankere ooooo!! ni igba mesan !! Wa sope, wa na jonathan legba bi ole (thief) ki ile to mo!!-----adura
(4) haaaaaa asiko ti fe lootan (u better gbaadura ko ma ba gbadura)....wa kigbe OLORUN OOOOOOO!!!! Funmi ni transfer losi Oxford University ki awon baba-iranu to waste time me tan!!!!.....gbaladura-----
MA FI ADURA YII SERE...... Jowo GBA pelu awe (fastng) ki o SEND re SI AWON ORE RE..... Oti dara Fun e Loruko Jesu.

I love my country!!!
I love nairaland!!!
Thre is always something to smile about.

Kairoseki77: Is this really an accomplishment?

See, now you are being disciplined on the FP. All those who said you "couldn't do it" are equally daft and you should get better friends.

You need to report to the police. I think your sense of humour has been stolen.

Bar man! Please give me two of this cadillac abeg make i see how he taste.

Sometimes this might be a blessing in disguise. I am yet to see somebody that bought an extra life at the rate of N950,000.
My 2 cents-Thank God for the dissappointment but fight like hell for your money!

hammedkola: Fear what?, perphaps..I never ask for the price.

perhaps? I think what you should have typed is Besides.

carujmonella: See as the gehl be like pin.. See her scare crow-like legs

I go just break her into two. Mtcheeeww

That boy na ediot.. Big one

imagine the girl that resembles tilapia fish in leggings, slapping her

Him or Her Sir?

Please cool down when typing next time.

Boll2010: u don do ur admission u come here dey talk rip english.......if u get money drop no b english we one chop

Guy, it seems you are in "love" with me. Well, i am not "doing". Stop following me about.

Taken on advisement

It has always been there. You never see the CHOSEN people.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn! Who mess for here!!!?

You be the judge.

Haba! I was expecting like 3 days na!!!


Anyway, i know say oga Jona like holiday well well. I sit down dey watch in 3D.

Fishout: They should also announce on mass median so that many people will aware about his healthy nd contribute for him.May God touch his life.

RIP Johnny English.

woooooooooooow! At last, after dating for 15 years, they are ready to tie the knot.I wish them the best sha.

hammedkola: Death is inevitable but I pray I stay long to do good things on earth and gain heaven...I don't want your watch

u dey fear? Its just 59 dollars!

Ladies and Gentlemen!
Boys and girls!
Men and women!
Old and young!
Rich and Poor!
Sick and healthy!...
I present to you, an invention by a swedish called THE TIKKER WATCH, aka the death watch!
The watch asks you few questions about your health and starts a count down till the day of your death.
Will you like one for free?

Source-www.dailymail.co.uk

BTW Efe Ambrose is 24 and just signed new deal with Celtic.[/quote]Really! What a young chap

ado123: The same happened at federal university of technology,akure.The federal Government is broke.They cannot pay salary any longer.Jonathan is piling up our money for 2015 election.He does not care if nigerians are hung
ry.I know my God will never allow him to win any election in this country if he chooses not pay my salary because of 2015 election.What happened to Abacha will surely happen to him

ahn .......ahn.
Remember this is sombodys wife..oopps sorry ..husband and father

hmmmmmm
cool down na.we are working on it

omiobo: There is no way there won't be communication with the inner voice before a step is taken. I believe someone of them never gave the man inside a chance decide for them,while some heard the voice but ignored. In life everyone needs a quite moment before taking a step. Ignorance is disobeying the inner voice and the end result is disaster.

If something is meant to be, listen for how long you care, you no go hear nada.

hmmmm
What a touching write up.

But i been dey fear any time i see the man.

Boll2010: so yo'biatch asssss still seeking admission n bitcchhh be lyk "do u knw wtf I am" on da'other page?

[quote author=Somorin#1]"Ata aja nito ripe onloso, ara obo
Amope obo gan ni oba losoloso"

How we say the same thing in Yoruba.[/quote]like seriously is this the translation?

Pepper dog urine see body pu****y somebodys name serious is king that mess that mess

sorry, my yoruba is verry bad.

Ladybianca: sorry for quoting buh u seem to be everywhere in nairaland....... your username should be nairalandsteady......lol

sorry for quoting you...o but it seems you are everywhere to know he is everywhere.