ImaIma1:




Some guys will expect a lady to perform magic na.

blindjustice13:
can you explain where she made him feel guilty? You know what never mind .

ImaIma1:


You are the man and should act like the boss, yet you took 1,500 with you.

MartinsD12:

Same apply to girls too, while Goin on a date with a guy put money for ya purse bail out fund no bad at all

Amakavula:


You are just panicking for nothing, you lost frame immediately you didn't brush off that incident and act like nothing happened, proceed to talk more with her and kiss her after.

By your description you're very fearful, not bold and lack confidence.

Sorry you stand no chance with her. A real guy will laughter it off and say, " I owe you " or " it's nice to see a lady pay for a change" praising her for such "unique" act.

But you let your insecurities pour through. I can't stand guys like you, I bet she called you back out of pity.

ImaIma1:


Kunleweb i used to respect you. Don't spoil it with your loose words

kunleweb:



Hian. Change o. Successful women with pristi e character is what the word needs not an uncontrolled tongue. I loose that spirit from ya keypad

MissJoy29:

You damn well know I don't have an uncontrolled tongue.

MartinsD12:

E pain u sha na ur sister be that you see where the guy she called and he saw her missed call later she sent a message telling the guy to see him in office

Jidibia:

Them no well.....

Biglittlelois:


I love that Lalasticlala took it to front page so that other low grade,stupid mentality, dirty, stingy cheapskate like Op will have sense and learn from him, funny thing is I use to think @gaspardd is one of the sensible dudes here, smh!!!

kunleweb:


Take your wife's surname when the time hits. Yeye

bossrillboss:
...take it easy.High Bp is real.

Biglittlelois:

Who be dis one

Biglittlelois:

Lmao weyrey

Gaspardd:
There is this lady at work, she works for the client and i work for the contractor. She has a nigga friend who is my padi and he has been talking to me about her, after so much persuasion, i said fùck it and gave it a shot.

Really she was so receptive than i envisaged and since then we've been casually saying hi and stuff.
On saturday i called her and asked about her weekend, she told me she wasnt doing anything, i suggested we meet on sunday(ytd). She said she wud call me wenever she's back from church.
She called around 5pm, i dressed up, all my clothes were creased so bad so i had to borrow a niggas Tshirt, pocketed 2k cus i am cheap and i live cheap, so i cant spend more than 2k on a date.

I got to d venue, she was waiting already, she was putting on a gown revealing some cleavage which was a very nice sight but really unlike her as she always dress modest to work.
Long story short, i ordered for drinks, all was 1400 naira, which was within budget, d 100 naira change will be for my TP and i will give d maruwa guy 500 for her own TP to give her d remaining change. Everything was going according to plan, things were going fine , what a good time to be alive. Suddenly she said she feels like chewing sth.
I initially made as if i didnt hear what she said, she said it again and i interjected with "NOPE, CHEWING IS BAD FOR TEETH" She laffed and beckoned on the waiter to come over. In shock i yelled wait wait, i brought out the whole of 1500, dropped it on the table and told her this all i have with me, already she knows there is 1400 payment to be made.

She didnt give a shìt, she called the guy, brought 2 plates of meat, i was just feeling awkward watching how the whole shìt wud play out. At last she brought out her purse, gave d guy some money, i picked the 1500, gave it to the waiter but he returned the money, said the money she gave him is complete.
Seriously i was ashamed of myself, i wanted to talk about it but i decided to let it slide so as not to overflogg the issue.
Later we were done and i saw her off, i gave d driver 500 for her TP. Some hrs later i saw 3missed calls from her, i texted her back and she responded with... see you tmao. While i dont know wht that means but i know she is gonna tell everybody at work about what happened, about how i am a stingy pig. But i aint stingy, i just priotize things i spend money on.
Today i told my niggas what happened, i have only two niggas, but neither i nor any of them has heard about the parol from another source. But then i am sure that if words get around, my reputation = Ruined

ImaIma1:


Their egos are their undoing. Very annoying.

I remember a guy inviting me for a date years back. He came by public transport and i drove. Can you imagine that the guy refused to enter the car for me to drive him down the road. He said we should trek instead...in the hot sun.

If he had known that i would drive, i bet he would have cancelled the date. Big ego problem

Gaspardd:
There is this lady at work, she works for the client and i work for the contractor. She has a nigga friend who is my padi and he has been talking to me about her, after so much persuasion, i said fùck it and gave it a shot.

Really she was so receptive than i envisaged and since then we've been casually saying hi and stuff.
On saturday i called her and asked about her weekend, she told me she wasnt doing anything, i suggested we meet on sunday(ytd). She said she wud call me wenever she's back from church.
She called around 5pm, i dressed up, all my clothes were creased so bad so i had to borrow a niggas Tshirt, pocketed 2k cus i am cheap and i live cheap, so i cant spend more than 2k on a date.

I got to d venue, she was waiting already, she was putting on a gown revealing some cleavage which was a very nice sight but really unlike her as she always dress modest to work.
Long story short, i ordered for drinks, all was 1400 naira, which was within budget, d 100 naira change will be for my TP and i will give d maruwa guy 500 for her own TP to give her d remaining change. Everything was going according to plan, things were going fine , what a good time to be alive. Suddenly she said she feels like chewing sth.
I initially made as if i didnt hear what she said, she said it again and i interjected with "NOPE, CHEWING IS BAD FOR TEETH" She laffed and beckoned on the waiter to come over. In shock i yelled wait wait, i brought out the whole of 1500, dropped it on the table and told her this all i have with me, already she knows there is 1400 payment to be made.

She didnt give a shìt, she called the guy, brought 2 plates of meat, i was just feeling awkward watching how the whole shìt wud play out. At last she brought out her purse, gave d guy some money, i picked the 1500, gave it to the waiter but he returned the money, said the money she gave him is complete.
Seriously i was ashamed of myself, i wanted to talk about it but i decided to let it slide so as not to overflogg the issue.
Later we were done and i saw her off, i gave d driver 500 for her TP. Some hrs later i saw 3missed calls from her, i texted her back and she responded with... see you tmao. While i dont know wht that means but i know she is gonna tell everybody at work about what happened, about how i am a stingy pig. But i aint stingy, i just priotize things i spend money on.
Today i told my niggas what happened, i have only two niggas, but neither i nor any of them has heard about the parol from another source. But then i am sure that if words get around, my reputation = Ruined

kunleweb:
Henitan24 has been quiet lately

Omotaday:
This guy is the most stingy guy i have ever seen. 2k that cannot buy me pepper soup. You asked her for a date, abi she is the one that forceed you ni, even if she forced u, kilode!! Ha!

Omotaday:
This guy is the most stingy guy i have ever seen. 2k that cannot buy me pepper soup. You asked her for a date, abi she is the one that forceed you ni, even if she forced u, kilode!! Ha!

Gaspardd:
There is this lady at work, she works for the client and i work for the contractor. She has a nigga friend who is my padi and he has been talking to me about her, after so much persuasion, i said fùck it and gave it a shot.

Really she was so receptive than i envisaged and since then we've been casually saying hi and stuff.
On saturday i called her and asked about her weekend, she told me she wasnt doing anything, i suggested we meet on sunday(ytd). She said she wud call me wenever she's back from church.
She called around 5pm, i dressed up, all my clothes were creased so bad so i had to borrow a niggas Tshirt, pocketed 2k cus i am cheap and i live cheap, so i cant spend more than 2k on a date.

I got to d venue, she was waiting already, she was putting on a gown revealing some cleavage which was a very nice sight but really unlike her as she always dress modest to work.
Long story short, i ordered for drinks, all was 1400 naira, which was within budget, d 100 naira change will be for my TP and i will give d maruwa guy 500 for her own TP to give her d remaining change. Everything was going according to plan, things were going fine , what a good time to be alive. Suddenly she said she feels like chewing sth.
I initially made as if i didnt hear what she said, she said it again and i interjected with "NOPE, CHEWING IS BAD FOR TEETH" She laffed and beckoned on the waiter to come over. In shock i yelled wait wait, i brought out the whole of 1500, dropped it on the table and told her this all i have with me, already she knows there is 1400 payment to be made.

She didnt give a shìt, she called the guy, brought 2 plates of meat, i was just feeling awkward watching how the whole shìt wud play out. At last she brought out her purse, gave d guy some money, i picked the 1500, gave it to the waiter but he returned the money, said the money she gave him is complete.
Seriously i was ashamed of myself, i wanted to talk about it but i decided to let it slide so as not to overflogg the issue.
Later we were done and i saw her off, i gave d driver 500 for her TP. Some hrs later i saw 3missed calls from her, i texted her back and she responded with... see you tmao. While i dont know wht that means but i know she is gonna tell everybody at work about what happened, about how i am a stingy pig. But i aint stingy, i just priotize things i spend money on.
Today i told my niggas what happened, i have only two niggas, but neither i nor any of them has heard about the parol from another source. But then i am sure that if words get around, my reputation = Ruined

Henitan24:


Yeah, just here to read and smile to myself.

ImaIma1:


U dey mind them? They can even ask for cowleg inside

Alcantara88:
Don't Bleep where u live, and don't live where u Bleep

SaucyBenks:
good... At least, lessons learnt.

kunleweb:



Been doing likewise for a while. Would be returning back to that zone again. I've had enough fun for ten years on this thread. Now, my mum knows about Gaspardd. The laughter this thread evoked was really sumfin

Henitan24:


Then boldly admit that you're my role model then. How are you doing today?