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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by ForbesHomesNG(m): 11:18pm On Nov 30, 2019
Toks2008:

This is why I no dey sleep around even when i dey single.

I face one girl and take the risk. I hate using condom.
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Youngsage: 11:19pm On Nov 30, 2019
So you were the one smoking outside that lab that day, abi?
Haven't you heard smokers are liable to die early? undecided

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by tete7000(m): 11:19pm On Nov 30, 2019
ItzSpartacuz:
OP, you funny! Tbh, one can never be too safe.

May the good Lord save us.

Why bother God to save you when you have opted to disobey his laws and chose your path? Lord hand no dey for your matter again, save yourself...Use your condom the way you have been using it well well...

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by dheolexaone(f): 11:19pm On Nov 30, 2019
Lynx001:
...15 Years knacking experience. brand ambassador of 4 different brand of condoms. And you say you are scared because na only oloshos u see for lagos. And you need a wife material. Answer the following questions.
1: The girls that you have knack who you leave them for.
2:do you have the right to call a girl an olosho.
3a: define olosho.
3b.state 4 difèrence btw you and an olosho apart from the fact that they sell their body for a fee and yours is free.
4. With the aid of a diagram show us the distance btw you and common sense.
4b. olosho that carries cöndom in her handbag and a guy with 15yrs skin experience who suppose fear who.
answer all questions.

Walahi, nairaland just restricted me to liking ur comment once. There should be multiple liking.
Seun Take note pls

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by VicM6: 11:20pm On Nov 30, 2019
i can't believe a mad news like this is making the front page...... Op is really sick nd needs medical help asap........ what's our concern with u having sex for 15yrs nd going for a test.... is it an achievement?...

sane country with lame people in it.. e.g OP

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nuella12(f): 11:23pm On Nov 30, 2019
taylor89:


Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos
Come and marry me
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by taylor89(m): 11:25pm On Nov 30, 2019
Nuella12:

Come and marry me

Awwww lol and you're faceless
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Omotaday(m): 11:26pm On Nov 30, 2019
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by smartleo(m): 11:31pm On Nov 30, 2019
taylor89:
Good day family

I'm going to make this as simple as possible
I've been knacking for over 15yrs (started from small) without going for a HIV test moreover i prefer to suddenly die from HIV than knowing I have it

So September I had a resistant malaria and severe stubborn typhoid that wouldn't stop that lasted till last week November, there was no rashes, cough, headache, whitish tongue, weight loss or appetite lost, it was mainly fever that won't stop after several injections,drips (infusion), and numerous tablets

So I woke up one morning ad decided to go for HIV test after going for almost all the test that could lead to fever ( full blood count, infection, hepatitis b c, urine, typhoid and malaria, etc) all the 8times test I've done it's only malaria and typhoid that was present to an extent I believed it was spiritual

That faithful morning I rushed to a Lab at Isolo Lagos for HIV test, so the lab technician was just calming my nerves down keep telling me it's not a dead note after all over 8persons has been confirmed positive this week and they're currently on their meds, at this point i dropped a silent fart that almost killed me and this man with fowl smell, so I went outside made up my mind and came in to give in my blood, as soon as i gave my blood he told me to be patient for 20mins,

That 20mins was the most miserable and terrifying shortest minutes of my life, I remembered every girl I've slept with and remembered my life as the only son, I rushed outside and smoked half packet of cigarettes with hot drink, 20mins later I went in to see, I was shaking and crying, I couldn't be patient enough for the man to come out of the lab so I burst in the lab, the man saw my face and smiled, he said he's already writing my result, I was so curious to see but at that time was monitoring this man face swings and countenance.

He gave me the result I couldn't open it, he asked me to open it, low and behold it was NEGATIVE

He then directed me to a hospital for a proper malaria and typhoid treatment which they did another HIV test too but treated me the typhoid and malaria, I spent over four days at the hospital and was charged 54k, two days later the devilish fever stopped it's over ten days now I'm free from fever

I've sworn never to fvck any woman on planet earth without condom, not even kiss or gold circle these two almost killed me they burst easily,I've ten packs of Fiesta and Durex


My people please if u don't have the mind and courage to withstand a mere lab result please wear condoms



It is foul smell not FOWL smell .

Give your life to Jesus.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by executive12: 11:34pm On Nov 30, 2019
Lynx001:
grin.. Team abstinence. Nothing sweet pass when you are having hiv Symptoms but you are not scared.
but the guy far below me@lamasta. U said pesin can gt hiv without knacking.
if na play stop am oo

Of course you can get hiv without "knacking": Eg sharing of needles, blood transfusion, sharing barbing clippers.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by TheMostComplex1: 11:34pm On Nov 30, 2019
Ok continue don't get married

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by executive12: 11:35pm On Nov 30, 2019
Lamasta:
Sex is not the only way one can contract HIV

That's true.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Benteazaa(m): 11:36pm On Nov 30, 2019
Another fool trying to tell the whole world he is a Bleep boy

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Kyllahmc(m): 11:36pm On Nov 30, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Skin to skin is for people with balls...a ball you've just decided to shatter by getting all those rubbers.

So stay alive for those who love you.
Practice safe sex by masturbating.
Skin to skin is for dummies who's konji power is stronger than brain power.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by cococandy(f): 11:37pm On Nov 30, 2019
When you’re olosho yourself.

What exactly are you looking for?
taylor89:


Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by executive12: 11:37pm On Nov 30, 2019
Lynx001:
...15 Years knacking experience. brand ambassador of 4 different brand of condoms. And you say you are scared because na only oloshos u see for lagos. And you need a wife material. Answer the following questions.
1: The girls that you have knack who you leave them for.
2:do you have the right to call a girl an olosho.
3a: define olosho.
3b.state 4 difèrence btw you and an olosho apart from the fact that they sell their body for a fee and yours is free.
4. With the aid of a diagram show us the distance btw you and common sense.
4b. olosho that carries cöndom in her handbag and a guy with 15yrs skin experience who suppose fear who.
answer all questions.

Very funny, but right on point.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Midas01: 11:38pm On Nov 30, 2019
Jesus.... See questions. You're 100%
right though. Men are just bloody hypocrites.
Lynx001:
...15 Years knacking experience. brand ambassador of 4 different brand of condoms. And you say you are scared because na only oloshos u see for lagos. And you need a wife material. Answer the following questions.
1: The girls that you have knack who you leave them for.
2:do you have the right to call a girl an olosho.
3a: define olosho.
3b.state 4 difèrence btw you and an olosho apart from the fact that they sell their body for a fee and yours is free.
4. With the aid of a diagram show us the distance btw you and common sense.
4b. olosho that carries cöndom in her handbag and a guy with 15yrs skin experience who suppose fear who.
answer all questions.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Omoodua007: 11:38pm On Nov 30, 2019
Looool
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nobody: 11:39pm On Nov 30, 2019
Lucky b@st@rd.

Your life style is disgusting.

So you are an only son....And so what?


M0ron.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by taylor89(m): 11:41pm On Nov 30, 2019
cococandy:
When you’re olosho yourself.

What exactly are you looking for?

Lol
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nobody: 11:41pm On Nov 30, 2019
taylor89:


Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos
You sef na olosho.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by EFEJOKU(m): 11:42pm On Nov 30, 2019
Congrats boss...that the result came out negative...but be careful...
How can i post on nairaland...please i need your help

Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos [/quote]

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Dexpro: 11:44pm On Nov 30, 2019
grin grin grin

One grain of rice for you for those questions. cool
Lynx001:
...15 Years knacking experience. brand ambassador of 4 different brand of condoms. And you say you are scared because na only oloshos u see for lagos. And you need a wife material. Answer the following questions.
1: The girls that you have knack who you leave them for.
2:do you have the right to call a girl an olosho.
3a: define olosho.
3b.state 4 difèrence btw you and an olosho apart from the fact that they sell their body for a fee and yours is free.
4. With the aid of a diagram show us the distance btw you and common sense.
4b. olosho that carries cöndom in her handbag and a guy with 15yrs skin experience who suppose fear who.
answer all questions.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by idonhammer: 11:45pm On Nov 30, 2019
I hope you are in Nigeria?if yes, then hear this.80% of happily married wifes in Nigeria are more dengerious than prostitutes.

OddslordIsBack:
if I'm not mistaken, I av done mine not less down 12times, since 2017-19


and all negative

it was not easy


I can't in my life do skin again until marriage, and its next year
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by mercyviv(f): 11:45pm On Nov 30, 2019
Op you're so lucky this time
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by meum: 11:49pm On Nov 30, 2019
Stonecoldstare1:

Thank you, I know of someone who contracted via using a public clipper from a barber

Dat virus is too fragile 2 "sit" on the clipper blade waiting 4 d next person that will have a hair cut (that's what I read).
The conditions aren't 2 favourable: it has been exposed to air for a few minutes (that's what I read).

****To clear your doubt(s), you can sterilize the clipper o... o! ****

I have my own clipper tho(personal hygiene thingz)

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by edoairways: 11:50pm On Nov 30, 2019
You better abstain because those condoms aren't safe except you want one lady bullet
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Kyllahmc(m): 11:51pm On Nov 30, 2019
taylor89:


Bro no be balls matter, HIV result is scary to everyone even younger brother of Jesus Christ go cry first before him brother heal am, I rather fail the Nigerian presidential election than open a result showing HIV positive
No mind that bitch... Nothing concern having balls with being careful about your life and future. unless you got nothing to lose...

A dude I helped to process his visa to come over here in Dubai, he applied for a job(and every job here requires medical) he was already employed,good pay... what's left was to pass the medical and start work.
when the result came out they called him... he went there happily only to be arrested on the spot by the Dubai police detained for up to a month and deported straight to Nigeria... why? he was HIV positive.

now he is miserably depressed and frustrated in Nigeria... taking some bleeped up pills everyday.

It's just crazy mehn just crazy...

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by CyberEBOLA(m): 11:51pm On Nov 30, 2019
ItzSpartacuz:
OP, you funny! Tbh, one can never be too safe.

For me, I don't know how but I always have the courage and strength to go for HIV Tests every 3months.

My last check was last week and its Negative as usual.

The girl I'm currently seeing now, I met her a virgin. And even at that, I still took her for a test at a private hospital to know her status before any bedroom activity.. And she tested negative to HIV and other std.

Y'all won't believe that the day I deflowered her, I still wore a fiesta condom. Lolzzz

When I went for my normal HIV test, I narrated everything to the doctor, the man laughed like "You already know her status, why use condom again?" I answered "One can never be too safe" He then said since I met her a virgin, that the likelihood of a virgin having HIV or any std whatsoever is practically low, so she could pose no threat to me. He even said, she's even the one at risk of contracting something from me.

I said "Sir, one can never be too careful" which is true and he also concurred to that.

Unless you know your partner's health status, never do raw sex.

That's the motto I live by and its working for me.

People are getting infected with this virus everyday. May the good Lord save us.
Can you help me get an std free virgin like yours?

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nobody: 11:53pm On Nov 30, 2019
Just look at the way some entities are shamelessly talking about their reckless life style.

One 1diot above even said "....if I can find the right woman...marriage bla bla bla.

grin grin I laugh.

There is how this universe works. You may be lucky now, strafing girls left and right and remain negative. But the female you decide to wife will eventually be the one to give you HIV /AIDS.

You will never have what you don't deserve.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by ChristoBam: 11:54pm On Nov 30, 2019
OddslordIsBack:
if I'm not mistaken, I av done mine not less down 12times, since 2017-19


and all negative

it was not easy


I can't in my life do skin again until marriage, and its next year

12 times bawo?
You'll find what you're looking for.

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