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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by DonTattaglia: 2:27am On Dec 01, 2019
philos:
Before this guy should come here to celebrate his supposedly HIV negative status, he should have waited for at least SIX months to go for another test. He thinks he's really HIV negative after testing negative twice in a one week interval. If you just had your last unprotected contact, it'll be too early to conclude you're negative. To be sure, you need to abstain for six months, then go for another test, if you're negative, then you really are.

I wonder o..I know two guys during my NYSC days who were tested negative for HIV during a routine screening conducted by an N.G.O only to be confirmed positive 3months later..

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by DonTattaglia: 2:35am On Dec 01, 2019
360command:
why do you have such rapport with the medical doctor. They are more worse than we . They always want to fvck nurses, non staff and even the ones in the street.. fvck dem doctors, I do not go in a friendly conversation with them because I know who they are..

Give yourself a round of applause for pouring out your bitterness towards doctors. I guess they are the cause of your present socioeconomic predicament and frustration..May be u wished to be a doctor but JAMB humbled u severally. Take heart dear. Life goes on.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by supercase1(m): 2:42am On Dec 01, 2019
okomile:
Pele grin

How u take identity oloshos for Lagos if u are not one of their customers grin

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by BonPatrick(m): 2:50am On Dec 01, 2019
God bless you my brother
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Skin to skin is for people with balls...a ball you've just decided to shatter by getting all those rubbers.

So stay alive for those who love you.
Practice safe sex by masturbating.
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by supercase1(m): 2:55am On Dec 01, 2019
ItzSpartacuz:
So konji should kill me abi?
Yes grin
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by supercase1(m): 2:59am On Dec 01, 2019
lebete3000:
The best way to remove the fear of HIV is to assume you already have it.

The 2times I tested, I told myself I already have it & just going for confirmation. Was like, I have it, so what? I'll only use medications for life, nothing more. That doesn't mean this is what makes my result Negative, it's just that no matter the result that comes out, I'm indifferent about it.

Till people realise there are far more terrible diseases than HIV, this fear will persist.

I'm currently dating a cutie who's HIV positive and I'm negative. Na she dey always downcast herself, cos she already has low self esteem. But since I started admiring her and dating her, she's even almost forgotten she's positive sef...

Tho I don't tell anyone of her status, cos most people are actually daft. Them no wan even understand anything, once dem hear HIV, dem go pick race!
Na lie u don catch HIV grin

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by godwon01(m): 3:09am On Dec 01, 2019
taylor89:


Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos
Go to your village. There are a lot of tight pussy there and chances of been free from any germs or infection.
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Talkingoil(m): 3:09am On Dec 01, 2019
taylor89:
Good day family

I'm going to make this as simple as possible
I've been knacking for over 15yrs (started from small) without going for a HIV test moreover i prefer to suddenly die from HIV than knowing I have it

So September I had a resistant malaria and severe stubborn typhoid that wouldn't stop that lasted till last week November, there was no rashes, cough, headache, whitish tongue, weight loss or appetite lost, it was mainly fever that won't stop after several injections,drips (infusion), and numerous tablets

So I woke up one morning ad decided to go for HIV test after going for almost all the test that could lead to fever ( full blood count, infection, hepatitis b c, urine, typhoid and malaria, etc) all the 8times test I've done it's only malaria and typhoid that was present to an extent I believed it was spiritual

That faithful morning I rushed to a Lab at Isolo Lagos for HIV test, so the lab technician was just calming my nerves down keep telling me it's not a dead note after all over 8persons has been confirmed positive this week and they're currently on their meds, at this point i dropped a silent fart that almost killed me and this man with fowl smell, so I went outside made up my mind and came in to give in my blood, as soon as i gave my blood he told me to be patient for 20mins,

That 20mins was the most miserable and terrifying shortest minutes of my life, I remembered every girl I've slept with and remembered my life as the only son, I rushed outside and smoked half packet of cigarettes with hot drink, 20mins later I went in to see, I was shaking and crying, I couldn't be patient enough for the man to come out of the lab so I burst in the lab, the man saw my face and smiled, he said he's already writing my result, I was so curious to see but at that time was monitoring this man face swings and countenance.

He gave me the result I couldn't open it, he asked me to open it, low and behold it was NEGATIVE

He then directed me to a hospital for a proper malaria and typhoid treatment which they did another HIV test too but treated me the typhoid and malaria, I spent over four days at the hospital and was charged 54k, two days later the devilish fever stopped it's over ten days now I'm free from fever

I've sworn never to fvck any woman on planet earth without condom, not even kiss or gold circle these two almost killed me they burst easily,I've ten packs of Fiesta and Durex


My people please if u don't have the mind and courage to withstand a mere lab result please wear condoms

Brethren praise the Lord o. He went for HIV test after 15 years of illicit sex and it was negative.
Wow, what a milestone achievement
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by lebete3000: 3:27am On Dec 01, 2019
supercase1:

Na lie u don catch HIV grin

Ode cheesy

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Iamdonfrank: 3:49am On Dec 01, 2019
All those HIV doctors,
With their questions alone go conclude say you get HIV already
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by amba2017: 3:51am On Dec 01, 2019
taylor89:
Good day family

I'm going to make this as simple as possible
I've been knacking for over 15yrs (started from small) without going for a HIV test moreover i prefer to suddenly die from HIV than knowing I have it

So September I had a resistant malaria and severe stubborn typhoid that wouldn't stop that lasted till last week November, there was no rashes, cough, headache, whitish tongue, weight loss or appetite lost, it was mainly fever that won't stop after several injections,drips (infusion), and numerous tablets

So I woke up one morning ad decided to go for HIV test after going for almost all the test that could lead to fever ( full blood count, infection, hepatitis b c, urine, typhoid and malaria, etc) all the 8times test I've done it's only malaria and typhoid that was present to an extent I believed it was spiritual

That faithful morning I rushed to a Lab at Isolo Lagos for HIV test, so the lab technician was just calming my nerves down keep telling me it's not a dead note after all over 8persons has been confirmed positive this week and they're currently on their meds, at this point i dropped a silent fart that almost killed me and this man with fowl smell, so I went outside made up my mind and came in to give in my blood, as soon as i gave my blood he told me to be patient for 20mins,

That 20mins was the most miserable and terrifying shortest minutes of my life, I remembered every girl I've slept with and remembered my life as the only son, I rushed outside and smoked half packet of cigarettes with hot drink, 20mins later I went in to see, I was shaking and crying, I couldn't be patient enough for the man to come out of the lab so I burst in the lab, the man saw my face and smiled, he said he's already writing my result, I was so curious to see but at that time was monitoring this man face swings and countenance.

He gave me the result I couldn't open it, he asked me to open it, low and behold it was NEGATIVE

He then directed me to a hospital for a proper malaria and typhoid treatment which they did another HIV test too but treated me the typhoid and malaria, I spent over four days at the hospital and was charged 54k, two days later the devilish fever stopped it's over ten days now I'm free from fever

I've sworn never to fvck any woman on planet earth without condom, not even kiss or gold circle these two almost killed me they burst easily,I've ten packs of Fiesta and Durex


My people please if u don't have the mind and courage to withstand a mere lab result please wear condoms
Change your attitude and live without fear.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Iamdonfrank: 3:52am On Dec 01, 2019
So na why you go pack condoms mofo
Don't abstain o. It takes only one karishika to render that result useless. Better still, get a wife

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by CrownFemi: 4:03am On Dec 01, 2019
Were you expecting positive result before?
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nobody: 4:05am On Dec 01, 2019
Stonecoldstare1:

Thank you, I know of someone who contracted via using a public clipper from a barber
u cant contact HIV from hair clipper bros
.na d guy tell u say na from clipper im get the HIV?
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nobody: 4:08am On Dec 01, 2019
taylor89:
Good day family

I'm going to make this as simple as possible
I've been knacking for over 15yrs (started from small) without going for a HIV test moreover i prefer to suddenly die from HIV than knowing I have it

So September I had a resistant malaria and severe stubborn typhoid that wouldn't stop that lasted till last week November, there was no rashes, cough, headache, whitish tongue, weight loss or appetite lost, it was mainly fever that won't stop after several injections,drips (infusion), and numerous tablets

So I woke up one morning ad decided to go for HIV test after going for almost all the test that could lead to fever ( full blood count, infection, hepatitis b c, urine, typhoid and malaria, etc) all the 8times test I've done it's only malaria and typhoid that was present to an extent I believed it was spiritual

That faithful morning I rushed to a Lab at Isolo Lagos for HIV test, so the lab technician was just calming my nerves down keep telling me it's not a dead note after all over 8persons has been confirmed positive this week and they're currently on their meds, at this point i dropped a silent fart that almost killed me and this man with fowl smell, so I went outside made up my mind and came in to give in my blood, as soon as i gave my blood he told me to be patient for 20mins,

That 20mins was the most miserable and terrifying shortest minutes of my life, I remembered every girl I've slept with and remembered my life as the only son, I rushed outside and smoked half packet of cigarettes with hot drink, 20mins later I went in to see, I was shaking and crying, I couldn't be patient enough for the man to come out of the lab so I burst in the lab, the man saw my face and smiled, he said he's already writing my result, I was so curious to see but at that time was monitoring this man face swings and countenance.

He gave me the result I couldn't open it, he asked me to open it, low and behold it was NEGATIVE

He then directed me to a hospital for a proper malaria and typhoid treatment which they did another HIV test too but treated me the typhoid and malaria, I spent over four days at the hospital and was charged 54k, two days later the devilish fever stopped it's over ten days now I'm free from fever

I've sworn never to fvck any woman on planet earth without condom, not even kiss or gold circle these two almost killed me they burst easily,I've ten packs of Fiesta and Durex


My people please if u don't have the mind and courage to withstand a mere lab result please wear condoms

You try bros
I've not gone to do that for 10yrs and nah steady knacking... God help me oooooooo
I've lost count using google to check symptoms of HIV. Funny enough all possible sickness is linked to this stupid virus. And besides I've concluded in my mind that the google is just scaring us so we can go for test
Mahn the kind knack wey I knack for Cross River state when I bin dey serve dey scare me!!!!! Cross river is one of the HIV leading state in the country
Chai.... I can't even imagine me doing that stupid test.... Condom no dey sweet those girls
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nobody: 4:11am On Dec 01, 2019
Munzy14:

So u think all HIV patients contracted it through bleeping random ladies, story, some got it from their wife or husband o.
just pray u marry ur own wife who have moral and principles.....Na married women they do prostitution pass singles nowadays o.
there some faithful wives who contact it from their husbands who keep numerous mistresses around and have skinto with them.some faithful husbands also contact it from their wives who play away matches with their side boos cheesy.no be only men who patronise ashawo dey at risk..even married couples who are not faithful are also at risk.the key point is to be faithful to one another or abstiene but then how many nigerians are actually faithful to their better halves cheesy.is it not these era wey guys dey get 13 girlfriends and some ladies dey get about 10 boyfriends with six daddies cheesy.u can imagine a guy dey do skinto with two of im babes and the other remaining ten he dey use condom and he thinks he"s playing safe.those other two wey im dey do skinto with also get other boyfriends and sugar daddies dem dey do as well.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Obaakran: 4:23am On Dec 01, 2019
ItzSpartacuz:
OP, you funny! Tbh, one can never be too safe.

For me, I don't know how but I always have the courage and strength to go for HIV Tests every 3months.

My last check was last week and its Negative as usual.

The girl I'm currently seeing now, I met her a virgin. And even at that, I still took her for a test at a private hospital to know her status before any bedroom activity.. And she tested negative to HIV and other std.

Y'all won't believe that the day I deflowered her, I still wore a fiesta condom. Lolzzz

When I went for my normal HIV test, I narrated everything to the doctor, the man laughed like "You already know her status, why use condom again?" I answered "One can never be too safe" He then said since I met her a virgin, that the likelihood of a virgin having HIV or any std whatsoever is practically low, so she could pose no threat to me. He even said, she's even the one at risk of contracting something from me.

I said "Sir, one can never be too careful" which is true and he also concurred to that.

Unless you know your partner's health status, never do raw sex.

That's the motto I live by and its working for me.

People are getting infected with this virus everyday. May the good Lord save us.

hian all these narrative for HIV alone?
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nobody: 4:25am On Dec 01, 2019
meum:


Dat virus is too fragile 2 "sit" on the clipper blade waiting 4 d next person that will have a hair cut (that's what I read).
The conditions aren't 2 favourable: it has been exposed to air for a few minutes (that's what I read).

I have my own clipper tho(personal hygiene thingz)
biko tell them o.once the virus gets exposed to air it dies off.just the way many nigerians believe u can contact hiv from electric clipper so also there are some who still believe till today u can get hiv from shaking the hands of someone who is positivegrin.but then having ur own clipper is good for hygiene purpose.
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by manontree: 4:46am On Dec 01, 2019
philos:
Before this guy should come here to celebrate his supposedly HIV negative status, he should have waited for at least SIX months to go for another test. He thinks he's really HIV negative after testing negative twice in a one week interval. If you just had your last unprotected contact, it'll be too early to conclude you're negative. To be sure, you need to abstain for six months, then go for another test, if you're negative, then you really are.

No uncle, the technology existing now means that virtually most people would test positive within two weeks of exposure. The sensitivity and specificity of existing testing algorithm is so high that non reactive tests on fourth generation protocols, when done after two or three weeks of exposure, would remain negative even after 6 months in the absence of additional exposure unless the patient was on PEP or other immune suppression medications

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by petitejolie(f): 4:54am On Dec 01, 2019
See who’s talking. Are u not a male Olosho too. Only u, u drink, smoke, womanize. Of course u will marry ur fellow olosho no two ways about it.
taylor89:


Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by petitejolie(f): 4:58am On Dec 01, 2019
Don’t mind him.
supercase1:

How u take identity oloshos for Lagos if u are not one of their customers grin

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Kingjames(m): 5:32am On Dec 01, 2019
taylor89:


Sure I'm getting a wife material by January I must marry next year but I'm just scared na only Oloshos I dey see for Lagos
go village
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by CSTR2: 5:36am On Dec 01, 2019
This guy is looking for a good wife after sleeping with how many women for 15 years.

NA who go marry the ones wey you don mess up.?

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Jeffy1206(m): 5:41am On Dec 01, 2019
How do I get a feeling that you're here to just advertise for us undecided... Hospital, durex

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Kingjames(m): 5:45am On Dec 01, 2019
I have never had the courage to even knock at their lab door let alone donating my blood


Not untill one useless food & beverage company sent us for a blood test in 2017.

Unknown to me, they ran series of test including the "almighty" HIV.

The results was delivered directly to the company. It was during the company' relocation this year that I stumbled on the files and luckily I was Negative.


Since then fear never gree me go do am
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Lamasta(m): 5:47am On Dec 01, 2019
Lynx001:
grin.. Team abstinence. Nothing sweet pass when you are having hiv Symptoms but you are not scared.
but the guy far below me@lamasta. U said pesin can gt hiv without knacking.
if na play stop am oo

grin
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by ctleurocollege: 5:49am On Dec 01, 2019
Lynx001:
...15 Years knacking experience. brand ambassador of 4 different brand of condoms. And you say you are scared because na only oloshos u see for lagos. And you need a wife material. Answer the following questions.
1: The girls that you have knack who you leave them for.
2:do you have the right to call a girl an olosho.
3a: define olosho.
3b.state 4 difèrence btw you and an olosho apart from the fact that they sell their body for a fee and yours is free.
4. With the aid of a diagram show us the distance btw you and common sense.
4b. olosho that carries cöndom in her handbag and a guy with 15yrs skin experience who suppose fear who.
answer all questions.


Chairman you too much.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Kingjames(m): 5:52am On Dec 01, 2019
Enemyofpeace:
You no dey see DJ Chippy and any of those Nollywood actresses way never marry like Eniola basia Badmus?
holy moses!

Why on earth would you advice such innocent dude to go swimming in a shark-full river


Guy I carry God name beg you, dont hide to the advice unless you want to spend your entire savings buying durex


Dont ask me how...read my lip: mgdgtcdhtgdhg
Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Le2money(m): 5:52am On Dec 01, 2019
No 4 question got me cracking my ribs with laughter grin grin grin



Lynx001:
...15 Years knacking experience. brand ambassador of 4 different brand of condoms. And you say you are scared because na only oloshos u see for lagos. And you need a wife material. Answer the following questions.
1: The girls that you have knack who you leave them for.
2:do you have the right to call a girl an olosho.
3a: define olosho.
3b.state 4 difèrence btw you and an olosho apart from the fact that they sell their body for a fee and yours is free.
4. With the aid of a diagram show us the distance btw you and common sense.
4b. olosho that carries cöndom in her handbag and a guy with 15yrs skin experience who suppose fear who.
answer all questions.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by cooltola(m): 5:55am On Dec 01, 2019
Stop having sex until u get married. No one is perfect but we should live to please God. Stop playing Russian roulette with your health, find a suitable woman to be your wife and focus on God. Condoms do not prevent all STD e.g herpes

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Nnemaranma(f): 5:55am On Dec 01, 2019
And a woman will still marry this one...pathetic.

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Re: I Finally Went For A HIV Test First Time In My Entire Life by Le2money(m): 5:55am On Dec 01, 2019
This is absolutely right.....we promise oursevs not to do such again....after 1 or 2 weeks....we go back on our daily routine grin grin

Majesticniyi:
I don't think there is any other thing that makes a man promise himself to never have sex again as much as taking an HIV test! Within that short time, you think of all possibilities and scenarios and just tell yourself firmly that your days of sex (or atleast unprotected sex) is over. You eventually pick the girl you love most and see yourself married to her in your mind...and go as far as telling yourself, you would start practicing your religion without fail!!!



Of course, all those last till two weeks after your test!!!! So bro, give yourself three weeks max....your life of debauchery will start again grin


This post is based on interviews I have had with men over the years and in no way reflects my true life experience....my wife uses Nairaland, biko tongue

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