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Family / Re: Should I Divorce My Wife? by 5chrisade: 9:48am On Jun 30, 2020
Twoclans:
It is just a matter of time if you guys do not divorce on paper you will leave under the same room but will still be divorced.

The three pillars of marriage are :

Sex
Communication
Money

If there is a HUGE problem with any of this three it is just a matter of time.

You are not far from the truth. The 3 pillars of marriage; the 3C's or the CCC of marriage.
(1) Commitment (Sex, money)
(2) Communication (talking, understanding)
(3) Closeness(availability, physical presence)
Foreign Affairs / Re: Burundi President Pierre Nkurunziza Died Of COVID-19 Disease - Medics by 5chrisade: 6:39pm On Jun 14, 2020
Burundi president refused to lockdown.
He said Burundi had a covenant with God and covid 19 can't enter his country. He had political rally and election without social distancing in the midst of covid 19 brouhaha. For all the religious extremists, take note. Covid 19 is real.
Autos / Re: Diesel Generator such as Mikano, Mantrac, Jubaili, FG Wilson etc Thread by 5chrisade: 4:26pm On May 31, 2020
Nice thread
Properties / Re: Estate Plots For Sale At Army Post Services Housing Estate, Kurudu, Abuja by 5chrisade: 3:43am On May 04, 2020
Do you still have plots of land available?
Health / Re: COVID-19 Patient Who Absconded In Kebbi, Is Dead by 5chrisade: 9:36pm On May 02, 2020
CanadaOrBust:


How about when u simply don’t give a fvck, no matter how hard u try. What do u call that one?

Its MADNESS. He doesn't know or doesn't want to know(doesn't give a fucckk) no matter how hard u try to convince him with raw and undiluted evidence.
Education / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Establishes Fortune University In Igbotako, Ondo State by 5chrisade: 9:58am On Mar 22, 2020
healthserve:



Why?

Ondo has 95% Christian population.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Travelling To Saudi Arabia On Bicycle (Photos) by 5chrisade: 5:06pm On Mar 04, 2020
He is a dead man riding. He will SURELY DIE before getting to saudi- SAHARA DESERT AND WEATHER.
Religion / Re: Father Mbaka: I Spend $2 Million On Charity Monthly by 5chrisade: 2:04pm On Mar 04, 2020
Nice one. I learnt he has an SMS prayer subscription service where millions of his followers subscribe to. He is also a friend to politicians. He has the governors of IMO and Enugu as close friends.. He has the largest sachet/bottled water producing company in Enugu, called aqua Rafa. He gets foreign donations from international philanthropist organisations. Many ministers and senators are at his beck and call. His AMEN adoration ministry attracts millions of people also. Remember that over 80% of Enugu/Igbo's are Catholics. So, do ur maths. I feel he is right. He has no reason to lie, also Nigerians are superstitious and gullible people who pay 10% tithe and offerings sheepishly.
Politics / Re: Abubakar Shekau: US Offers $7m Bounty For The Capture Of Boko Haram Leader by 5chrisade: 1:47pm On Mar 04, 2020
Good but the Army claimed the real shekau whose picture appears above has been killed. We shouldn't believe the army then.
Politics / Re: ₦614 Billion Bailout: FG Begins Deducting From States’ Allocations by 5chrisade: 7:49am On Feb 28, 2020
gboyetade:
Which state isn't affected?
I don't think Anambra received the bail out fund. I stand to be corrected.

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Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by 5chrisade: 1:16pm On Feb 19, 2020
matt15:
The drive for quick money will always keep scammers in business

In case you don’t know, there are loads of hedge fund managers who later turned out to be fraudulent because they couldn’t keep up for so long

I have seen people justify MBA simply because they pay investors interest on their investment

Well, here is the analysis

If Forex is a market that fluctuates and earning cannot be guaranteed

Then any body promising you fixed returns on your investment despite the activities in the market is definitely not telling the whole truth

We have seen bigger fund managers crash, MBA is nothing but a ponzi for all I care

But so many people will only learn the hard way


Rubbish, rubbish rubbish
Business / Re: Mba Forex Is Under Attack by 5chrisade: 1:01pm On Feb 19, 2020
Forex trading is REAL and professional forex traders can get 20% or more per month. So, MBA forex pay out is not outrageous.

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Business / Re: Mba Forex Is Under Attack by 5chrisade: 12:58pm On Feb 19, 2020
gondon:
Guys.....

Aside from MBA forex, does anyone know any company that delivers like them?........ I wish to spread up.

Apart from MBA forex, you can also try famzhi investments in Abuja. You can watch their presentation on YouTube. Famzhi has a microfinance bank, famzhi also has one of the best sachet/bottled water in abuja, they have famzhi private security consulting, famzhi farms for eggs, famzhi real estate, famzhi superstore(just like shoprite, underway) etc they give 10-20% per month and the percentage per month fluctuates. Invest wisely with your SPARE MONEY.

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Business / Re: Mba Forex Is Under Attack by 5chrisade: 12:51pm On Feb 19, 2020
Op, is certainly a disgruntled element. Where is the source? Don't listen to this aboki who is only interested in spreading false news.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Poses With Her Mercedes Car (Photos) by 5chrisade: 11:43am On Feb 13, 2020
Kingosytex:
Is she a lesbian? Why is she wearing a leg lace?


It still baffles me why Ned Married Regina instead of Regina's mother. The old man is enjoying the food meant for the young.

How are you sure Ned is not 'marrying' both mama and pikin. Remember, Ned was their neighbour in Lagos and both mama and pikin are always around him. With money, nothing is impossible
Romance / Re: Lady Sleeps With A Friend’s Father For Sleeping With Her Boyfriend, Shares Video by 5chrisade: 10:06pm On Feb 12, 2020
You will be surprised to know that one innocent young man is there dying for this idiotic lady.

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Family / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Having Sex With Sister’s Husband Exposed By His Girlfriend by 5chrisade: 8:01pm On Feb 12, 2020
infogenius:
Zimbabwe the country of S3X.
Always on the headlines for this act.

Poverty is a major catalyst for this kind of nonsense. The man came from the UK with money.

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TV/Movies / Re: Fashola: Nollywood Movies Promoting Money Rituals, Encouraging Kidnapping by 5chrisade: 8:52pm On Feb 09, 2020
Money ritual is a myth, its not real. It doesn't work. Don't let anyone deceive you.
Politics / Re: Governor Ganduje Snubs Prophet Chukwuemeka Odumeje Ohanaemere (Video) by 5chrisade: 10:41pm On Feb 07, 2020
Clownish and funny prophet. His favorite Igbo quotes/sayings:
(1) akpaagi ipuo nuzo, ka apka onye ozó
(2) ofú onyé aná gi á nu udá egbe.
(3) odumeje, ikuku ana fu anya.
(4) onye si na ihé ana emé éba e nwero isí, aghá ebé onye hu isí tinyé nayá ka onwé isí.
Family / Re: Anja Ringgren Lovén Marks 4 Years She Rescued Hope, A Child Branded As Witch by 5chrisade: 6:31pm On Jan 31, 2020
This is another testament that juju, witches and wizard in the Nigerian contest is a hoax. Fake stuff made to appear real.
Business / Re: $4800 Sent To Me By My Brother Has Been Hijacked By Nigeria Customs by 5chrisade: 6:30am On Jan 30, 2020
Very unfortunate. Use western union, bank transfer or bitcoin transfer next time. After getting the bitcoin, use luno to convert to naira.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tranmere Rovers Vs Manchester United : FA Cup (0 - 6) On 26th January 2020 by 5chrisade: 5:01pm On Jan 26, 2020
How many minutes remains for the game to end?
Investment / Re: "Option C" Investors Storm Oko Oloyun’s Office To Demand Their Money by 5chrisade: 1:59pm On Jan 25, 2020
Dizzyrascal:
2 odd wey no sure..... brother betting na scam

Anyone that says betting is a scam is ignorant. With good money,good source of games, tested strategy and discipline, betting(sports investment) is bliss.
Business / Re: Yusuf Fatai 'Oko Oloyun' Buried In His Hometown (Photos) by 5chrisade: 11:33am On Jan 25, 2020
davodyguy:
Oga oo

I was talking to someone yesterday that why is it that the educated elites billionaires always live long?
Mike Adenuga
Chief Mike Ade Ojo
Jim Ovia
Tony Elumele
Eleganza Okoya is nor 80 years old
Danjuma
Obat Petroleum
Jolapamo (Daily need)
Chief Samuel Adedoyin (Doyin cubes)
Pascal Dozie
Alex dudu Yemi
Otunba Sebanjo

Etc
But the uneducated ones do not

Most educated rich guys live longer because they take extra security measures to protect themselves. They live in highly secure environment and cruise around in bullet proof cars with armed police escorts. But their uneducated rich counterpart believe in African jazz, Alfa prayer, pastor's anointing oil, etc.
Illiteracy increases fearlessness and carelessness.

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Business / Re: Yusuf Fatai 'Oko Oloyun' Buried In His Hometown (Photos) by 5chrisade: 11:12am On Jan 25, 2020
May his gentle soul rest in peace, also the perpetrators of this crime shall not know peace.
Now on a serious note:.

He died a rich man. The police said he was shot dead in the presence of his 2 armed police officers. If you are a rich man and reading this, ensure u drive around in an armored (bullet proof) car. U can visit cars45(dot)com to get an armored Toyota land cruiser Prado for 43m+ or get an armored infinity jeep on jiji(dot)ng for 6m+. U can also google on how to modify ur current SUV and make it bullet proof. The security system of the country if messed up full time. Stop depending on prayers, police men and African jazz, they'll fail you. Learn to take extra security measure to help yourself.
If he was in a bullet proof car, he probably couldn't have died just like that from the bullet of the enemy.
The wise should always learn from the mistake of others.
Once you become rich, then you are an AUTOMATIC enemy to many poor/evil people.

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Crime / Re: Fatai Yusuf (Oko Oloyun) Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen by 5chrisade: 3:08pm On Jan 24, 2020
RedBlackPepper:
I pray this is just a joke, very expensive joke...the Oko Oloyun I know is highly fortified with African jazz

African Jazz is farce, its nonsense where AK 47 is deployed. Don't believe such hoax. Mc oluomo got stabbed and now this. African jazz is for illiterates and superstitious people, it doesn't really work.
Crime / Re: Man Caught Picking Female Pants, Bras For Money Ritual In Lagos by 5chrisade: 5:17pm On Jan 22, 2020
Babara1994:
How can someone's pant cause you to be rich?? Mumu everywhere. If you believe this works, you're a fool. Africans and their silly mentality.
Some Africans are so stupid. Money ritual doesn't exist. Anyone who believes it is PAINFULY NAIVE. money ritual is a farce. Don't be deceived. How many money rituals can one do to become richer than Dangote? Very unfortunate that I share the same country with some people.
Autos / Re: Indian Hemp Found In A Fairly Used Car I Bought, Please Let's All Be Careful. by 5chrisade: 8:26am On Jan 20, 2020
Jiji is full of criminals, I prefers to buy cars on cars45(dot) com. Guys let's be careful.

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Crime / Re: Corper Princess Motunrayo Bolufemi Commits Suicide In Kogi (Suicide Note) by 5chrisade: 9:54pm On Jan 11, 2020
eleojo23:
OP, which place is Igbo-eze South in Akwa Ibom state?

Igbo-eze south is in Enugu state biko.

Op, Igbo eze south is in Enugu state, not akwa ibom as u stated. I stand to be corrected.

RIP to the dead.

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Travel / Re: Fatal Accident Along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Graphic Photos) by 5chrisade: 4:29pm On Jan 06, 2020
Ucee1999:


Seat position doesn't matter at all. Once it is your time it is your time.

You are correct to some extent. Anyone in the back seat of that car on seat belt would have had a lesser impact.

Remember the late minister from Kogi state. He died alongside his wife in a ghastly motor accident, he had no seat belt on. Only his driver survived because he had his seat belt on. This was from REPORT from d scene.
Always put on the seat belt regardless of ur sitting position(FRONT seat or back seat). You never can tell when accident will happen.
May their gentle souls rest in peace.
Don't allow people to discourage u from putting on the seat belt, we need to be alert and self conscious all the time.

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Business / Re: List Of Investment Company In Nigeria by 5chrisade: 4:21pm On Jan 05, 2020
Guys, google MBA forex. They have offices in major cities in Nigeria. They also have offices in Dubai, London, USA. Www.mbaforex.org They give 15% every month. Licensed by CBN and securities and exchange commission. Minimum investment is $1,000 or 360k. No maximum.call them on +2347000002000
support@mbaforex.org
Office: Suite C201, Plot 1245 Adetokunbo Ademola Crescent,Wuse 2, Abuja, FCT .

Offices also at Ikeja, Lekki, pH, Benin city, enugu
Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by 5chrisade: 2:00pm On Dec 31, 2019
Mbaforex.org website is working perfectly fine.. For those that complained earlier in the thread.

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