Therock.
This update na blast. Too funny.!
after the long wait, no leave us on suspence oh.

Them dress as if na them dy borrow 9ja the billion naira steady loan... Lol

Becky parents na one of una church member I guess.
Big Man rugged you, I sight you. Na my first time of commenting on any story for nairaland, Udy aka Will's, you are good

PraisesPblaze:
Therock.
This update na blast. Too funny.!
after the long wait, no leave us on suspence oh.

Guy me sef just read the update, I laugh sotey tears dey comot from my eyes, mehn it's funny mehn,...

I'm still reeling just thinking about it...

PraisesPblaze:
Them dress as if na them dy borrow 9ja the billion naira steady loan... Lol

Hahahahahahahaha this is funny...



But you're far from the answer....

Anny505:
Becky parents na one of una church member I guess.
Big Man rugged you, I sight you. Na my first time of commenting on any story for nairaland, Udy aka Will's, you are good

Welcome sir....



Your answer is wrong, infact that was the first time I was seeing the both of them...

If una no wan comment, make una press like button nah...


Show appreciation small. I feed on motivation.


I could easily get 50 likes just dropping a sexcapede in Ashawo thread wey dey sexuality section, and na hidden section be that o, hahahaha.



Well be like say nobody go get the answer tonight, make I go watch some movies....


Still I Rock....

give us small hint now.

This one get me like wahalaaaa,,,, Becky's parent were not that stable... physically tattered

Becky's parents are members of his father's church if no be im I no sey the gbege sure pass food

Lol....
They were very short.

i believe u've describe Becky to be short in one of the chapters

Edited.
Wait oh... Hope them no be herbalist oh, this one wey the house dirty

Becky papa na confam dibia, you don make me finally comment

How we wan take know when e be say na only go the place? anyways day don break, na few hours remain, we go get new update.

Still I rock. I really love the way you write . We dey wait update

Becky papa Na jazz man �

lanreabbey:
This one get me like wahalaaaa,,,, Becky's parent were not that stable... physically tattered

They dressed tattered quite alright, but that was not enough to drop our jaws.

ashatoda:
Becky's parents are members of his father's church if no be im I no sey the gbege sure pass food

That was the first time I was seeing her parents oo

PraisesPblaze:
Lol....
They were very short.

i believe u've describe Becky to be short in one of the chapters

Edited.
Wait oh... Hope them no be herbalist oh, this one wey the house dirty

Hahahahahaha them no be herbalist ooo



And I think you're mixing Becky with my Ruth, Becky is of average height, na my Ruth Nai say dey short but her back and front carry Wella, imagine a short Ebony Kim Kardashian, no caps niqqa.

iamehmakute:
Becky papa na confam dibia, you don make me finally comment

Hahahahaha you are wrong.


Atleast I got you to comment, welcome Sir...

Carterj007:
How we wan take know when e be say na only go the place? anyways day don break, na few hours remain, we go get new update.

Mumu boy


Oya update don done....

Cylovee:
give us small hint now.

Hahahaha you had enough hints na, the state of their living conditions, our being stunned seeing her parents, why are we gonna be stunned just by seeing somebody parents...




Anyway, check next chapter.... In a minute...

Etteanna:
Still I rock. I really love the way you write . We dey wait update

Thanks Ma'am. Hope you're having fun? Update ready in a minute.

xtanlee:
Becky papa Na jazz man �

Hahahaha, you don play penalty go throwing. Hahahaha

~~~THIRTY~ONE~~~


~WARNING~
VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED...





Collins was already bending down to greet as I turned to look at him. The others prostrated also. The shock never leaving our face.

What the Bleep is happening? Everything began to make sense. I was fixing puzzles which suddenly clicked into place, my anger knew no bounds, I could gladly had killed Collins for just ten naira.


Why would this guy Bleep up like this? He is an orphan, and see person daughter wey him go give belly.



I still feel sad just saying this. But Becky Dad and Mum are blind. I mean completely blind, I don't know how long they have been blind neither did I ever bother to find out, but Becky and her six other siblings were all born with sight. How tow blind parents take dey raise 7 children is still a mystery.


I turned my face away as a tear drop. It all began to make sense. The surroundings, their state of living, Becky's desperateness to japka from home.

I mean no be brag, but Collins house would look like heaven to me if I grew up in that kind of home. I was sad to a fault, my legs shook softly as Becky held her dad's hand while her younger sister held her mum's hands, they knock their sticks around till they got to the opposite sofa and sat down.


I don't know the state of mind of my guys that moment but I'm sure all of them felt like shit deep inside.
I wish this story was fiction, I'll have twisted it to something more lighter, but it's the past, what ever you think about what me after reading next, please, I've repented, don't judge me(us) too much.....






Well somebody had to do something to elevate the level of anger we had for Collins that moment, so as soon as Collins started to speak to introduce us, that married guy amongst us grabbed him by the neck and slam his open palms on Collins head.


"Stupid boy, you're not ashamed of yourself. You still wan talk. Shut up."


I found time to grin in my mind as I watch as Collins was berated and asked to kneel down, naso the dude begin apologize to the girl popsy.

Guess what, the parents were glad that their first grandchild go soon show. Well that was why we were there. We were the party poopers, that was what we were paid for.

Collins knew that making Becky comot that belly would be a hectic task so we derived a plan where we would convince the parents that she's too young to raise a child but he'll have to commit himself to send her to school.

Guess what, Becky dropped out since jss3 and she's been living her life since then, her immediate younger sister was already in ss3, so imagine when long she had been out of school.

I only got privy to this above information when we were drafting out a plan that morning before the meeting, I brought up the idea of Collins sponsoring her school in exchange of removing the belly, na that time that the niqqa informed us that Becky didn't even write Junior WAEC, I went ballistic.... Like it's one thing dating ss3 girl sef, not to talk of dating babe wey no gree go school, she dey form school na scam.
We yarn am say we go treat him Bleep up when we return, maybe na why the werey no tell us say her parents were blind. He knew none of us would accompany him if he had let out that information. We know say him must collect.

Why I go lose guard like that when I know the kind of house my babe dey come from, no wonder she spends more time with him than at home, she goes to cook for them, clean them up or leave for her siblings, then do baff up and show for Collins house, open pussy, waaaaaah, Collins would jump in and be pouring everything inside. I know say I don enter the sin already, and I was gonna see it through.


The only thing be say, I beg God say make Angel never blow trumpet yet, make I repent later.



We got into negotiations. We told the parents of how Collins was also an orphan who has two siblings he's taking care of, and he's in his final year, so birthing a child now would be disastrous for both sides.



One, expenses would be off the roof. Who would Carter for who? Na banbulala her parents dey do to survive, the kids do menial farming to raise small cash also with small runs with small boys, how them wan start?


We had to make them see reasons before we hit them with the plan, we informed them that Collins would be committed to training their daughter through secondary school and then they could get married and properly raise a child, atleast the babe could get a semi proper job or open a business while Collins would be working and earning to take care of her parents also. The plan was almost fool proof and all was going well until I noticed a subtle change in her parents contenance.




I kept staring at the chick's shit on the floor as it dried slowly all through the negotiations, somehow I found it more comforting to look at than Becky's parents souless eyes, yes I felt like shit just being there. I knew what we were doing was wrong but I'm a mecenery, I signed up for this, and by the way, If we look at it logically, Collins and Becky were in no position to raise a child, it was common sense, let's drop religious sentiments asides.



Well, that was not the complete plan. You might be asking yourself, if Collins can't raise a child, how can he afford to train a girl through school. The main aim was to remove the belly, they keep dating for months and then break up with her reasonably, both parties depart, matter is solved.

But then that chicken ass brain of a Collins still held more information from us. That was why after dropping our offer to her parents, their contenance changed.


I actually looked up for strange reasons when I noticed a strange aura in the room, her dad's brows were tightening, his head shook lightly. After a while, her mum spoke.


"But that's not what we agreed with Collins two days back."


We all turn to look at Collins who wore a useless guilty look.

"Collins tell your uncles what you told us when you came alone." Becky's dad said.



That word 'Uncles' sent daggers to my heart, I felt like Donald Trump's shit. Sir, we are his mates o, not Uncles. God forgive us ohh.



"Eh, I told her parents that I'm responsible for the pregnancy but I don't have the money to take care of her, so If she can stay with them till she gives birth, by then I'll be through with school and look for money to marry her."


Before he finished speaking, two guys don fetch am better slap, na even the parents come dey beg.

Naso we open new file for negotiations, we told them that he only spoke under pressure, say make them see things from our side. Omor the talk no be here. E long die.




Well after about an extra hour, they finally saw reasonings, her mother was crying about the impending loss of her grand child, I felt even more worse deep within. Becky was called and she saw things our own way, atleast in her mind, she still has the Bobo under lock and key, another belly go soon come abi?



Las las we produce bottle of wine and some cash gift to her parents, we had to task ourselves to boost the cash, I added that 3k that Collins gave us for the job, that one na blood money, I'm already sorry for my sins, atleast lemme let go of the payment as a little restitution.




Collins and Becky went out together and were doing lovey talk for one corner while the rest of us walked back to the road. Nobody said a word, we were all bitter within us, but since the only person we could pour our anger on choose to stay back with his girl, we had to brood on our conscience and climb bikes in peace, no body ever told anybody bye.....


Collins returned back half an hour later. He bought biscuits and Pepsi for me for a job well done, I fling the leather to one corner and continued sulking as he spoke.


He kept apologizing to the point that I couldn't para again, I had to let go, the worse has been done already, I can't revise back what happened.


"But bruh I'll need one more favour o. Please I go fit get like 5k for your hand make I add with the one wey I get cause doctor say na ........."


As soon as '5k' came out of his mouth, I was already scrambling to my shoes rack, despite my bad foot, I moved with mad speed, Collins knew what I was up to, he fled and grabbed the door close before I grabbed a sneaker and stone him, I missed him by inches, infact na as he close door Nai e hit the door, if he had gone out without closing the door, I'll have still gotten him cause the speed and velocity of my anger throw dey like rocket, e for tear curtains.


Stupid ass mutherfucker, after I don help you convince her parents, I go still use my money add make una go comot belly, oga you're very mad Sir......



Collins, I said you're mad Sir......








One week later, he brought goodnews, before he finally got money to run the stuff, Becky called him to sadly informed him that she just had a miscarriage.


I was like whaaaaaaatttttttt!!!!!!!


So now tell me, did I still commit a sin or not? Atleast our plan fell through, nature was kind to all of us. But then I still couldn't get the guilt out of my head.


I called Collins and reminded him of the plan, I mean the one with the original ending. This was another lease at life. All he had to do was keep dating her for some months and make sure she does something big enough to warrant a break up, and flee. And I drag his ears, use condom oooooh, use condom ooooooooo.















Disclaimer.......

Please if you ain't ready for a child, please use a condom, I don't support abortions except it's what it. Please always stay strap, not just because of pregnancy, diseases dey fly up and down. E no dey show for face.








Disclaimer 2......
The fact that I'm advicing y'all doesn't mean that I take my own advice. The way person don do niqqa raw eh, I still dey thank God after every negative test result.



But seriously, stay strap, stay safe, you ain't me. I might be lucky FOR NOW, you might hit once and get burnt. I've seen real life scenerios.



..............

Therock5555:
Comments and likes are welcomed guys, another update drops by 8pm.


Stay safe...

That blind part shock me oh.

Both of them blind..?! Damn.
Plz, make sure everybody come back cur mob Collins for the next update oh.
But una try sha, strong minds.
Nice update boss.

The chapter got me laughing like a psycho and emotional

Therock5555:
Comments and likes are welcomed guys, another update drops by 8pm.


Stay safe...

Omo , that Collins na suebe. But I see nothing wrong in what you guys did, because if guy man fall na guyman go lift am up.
Nice update

Seriously this is heartbreaking if I am the one hired by Collins immediately I see her parents I will bail out. I mean my conscience won't allow me to try to say anything. Collins na serious mumu Sha. But you guys get mind I no get that kain mind

~~~THIRTY~TWO~~~
Now living alone has its pecks and disadvantages. I don't know how our parents did it, or should I say we ate because of fear or respect for them but one thing is that, we never get tired of breakfast.

Over the years, I've stopped eating breakfast and lunch at home, I simply go to work and order food.

But since I wasn't working anymore, I had to start thinking about breakfast once again. What I did most mornings was to sleep till 11am, atleast before food go enter belly, e don turn lunch time already.



Sometimes my stomach rumbling wouldn't allow me sleep, I'll have to go look for food, mostly Noddles. In weeks, I was sick of noddles, I no even wan hear person mention indomie near me.

I soon had to broaden my scope, Waka go round area. Akara joint was my soon favourite except Ruth was making me her favorite pancakes which Collins and I always look up to.


I was going out one morning when I noticed people gathered with flask and plates around a woman with a big pan. I went closer and observed that she was frying what the hausas call 'MASA'

Masa is a grounded maize or rice mixture that is mixed with water and fried like akara but the difference is that it's frying pan has multiple round small holes to create the shape of the masa which is round.

Sugar can be added to the mixture and fried, which can be eaten like that or with dried grounded pepper or it could be fried without sugar and eaten with beans soup.


Trust me, if you jam person wey Sabi prepare am, couple with better biscuit bones and a spoon or two of stew, na heaven them go find your soul.


See I no see food for Nigeria wey I no fit chop o, I dey chop local delicacies like werey. I have a very tolerant stomach though.

I have been eating the masa with sugar already, so I was curious how the one with soup would taste, I joined the waiting group and greeted the woman who was sweating lightly under her hijab.

She replied back warmly and asked if I was new to the area, I agreed. She had been seeing me around but as per niqqa wey dey with earphones all the time, she was glad I was opening up to my area folks.


She gave me three times my money's worth as per first time, I was almost scared that I'll find the soup neaseating and end up throwing them away, but I trust my niqqa Collins, himself na Mr eat everything.



I called Collins when I got home, niqqa grabbed a spoon in seconds. Before I go taste the masa, two spoonfuls dey him mouth, he was grabbing one meat to follow up, I block him hand.



"You dey mad o, you never chop reach anywhere, you dey carry meat. Na you buy am?"


"Baba no reason am, the meat plenty na, allow man pikin enjoy. I fetch all the meat comot before we continued eating. Boy the masa was delicious.


I got hook like a junkie, every morning, na me and big flask dey hand in hand. After buying with my money three times in a row and na Collins dey chop pass no thanks to the internal air conditioner in his mouth and his boarding school experience, boy dey swallow food like eh.....


One day I reach there, na different person I see. My heart quake as I sight the woman daughter, very fine Fulani looking beauty, and the babe go school so she could speak really well. Naso I enter my funny bone mood.


I yarn this babe tire, she didn't even crack a smile. I had to stop and reason which pattern to take, be like my pattern was stale. I then asked for her number, the kind eyes she look me eh, nobody tell me make I sharrap and move on.



It took me awhile to realise what I did wrong. I was scoping her in public in the presence of her fellow religious folks, if no be say me na strong man, mehn for rush me that moment.

The day I went and she was the only one frying, no other customers apart from me, she herself was the one that asked how my night went first, she was more freer with me but kept looking around stylishly.

Instead of collecting her number that moment, I continued the gist and then suddenly her contenance changed, she stopped smiling abruptly, I turned back and saw the elephant in the room.

One brother was coming with his long kaftan and iron plate, with his chaplets hung around one hand to purchase masa.

He looked at me suspiciously as I walked by, he'll have strangled me if he had the chance. The look was just pure evil.

And na the same people wey dey chop our christian girls like barbecue, but near Muslim chick, them go hunt you like rat. No he their fault, na our mumu christian girls wey no dey use their head, some them dey think with their weavon.






As for masa, I cut off abruptly and stopped following that route for a while. In the second week, Collins returned with a black leather for me, excitement awashed his face.

I grabbed the Leather and check, it was loaded with Masa. Eh, what's happening.

"Na your customer see me this morning, she asked for you. Say e don tey wey she see you, so make I bring you this one to taste." Collins explained.


"Are you kidding me? Na me be king of Masa now abi, sotey my absence is now being noticed. Na she dey give me money to buy Masa? Make that woman get sense o."


I was saying all this with spoonfuls entering my mouth, talk about a beggar with a choice.

I rush am before Collins go finish am. The reason I stopped was because I was getting to fond of the Masa like say if I no chop am I go die, I reason am say even if na juju, it can't catch me. Na why I quit.

Infact as I dey chop that one, I promise myself say I no go still go back.

Guess what, na me be the first person for there with my flask the next morning, I don't know if na jazz or I just love seeing the woman's daughter face, but Masa became my trusted companion or so I thought......