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wrongnumber:
i send am?
Shebbi they want a man that will do all the wedding they can imagine, white purple blue reed and so on but they are ok allowing a man wey no ready to do all these type of wedding dey shraff them so no wahala na to continue the shraffing.

When time comes sharp guy go open eye pick another young babe.

You dey pity these women.Tarrr!

grow up!

ladyF:
Interesting....let's hope ladies will learn to move on when they see that the relationship isn't heading anywhere instead of hoping for change.

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

babe, how do yu use to make first to comment? I bow for person we no bow for u. Pls where u dey work?

softapples:
MY cousin is a banker in one of the banks in the country and his fiancee is also a banker in another bank, due to the fact that they leave home early in the morning due to lagos traffic and come home late at night, he is having second thought about their relationship, if he gets married to the lady, can their marriage work?

get busy bro... D people in Question are probably too busy to post their afair on dis forum. Never mind, they will sort out their problem

ladyF:
my man would never do that, I got no worries

do you collect his joystick frm him when his going out?

oreos:
gay, you don't have to hide. You can come out, this forum is anonymous

i don't understnd wht u saying

SexyStrawberry:
Wow! so this post made FP!!!!!
And I am the FTC !!!!!!!
No wonder I attracted the haters mentioning me below!
Sorry haters, I won't reply ur mentions in Oda not to waste my hard earned MB, yes when it comes to manly strength, women are the weaker sex, but like I said below, there are so many ways to kill a rat, only the smart ones will understand this, not the gullible ones.
Una wey be chairmen of Nairaland sabi mention me for insult, but one solution, una no get.
Continue to dey hate, it makes me stronger.

hmmmmm, so all the girls are so dumb that they cant look for a way to find solution Abi? just one randy man is doing Dis to how many girls in the department, is he King Kong's younger brother ? Dem no get student union leader? or dem no fit change course? first step of solution is Dis, let's assume that all d female students walk out on his arrival for lectures, will that alone not attract the attention of the school authorities? There are so many ways to kill a rat, who is so certain that the girls ain't enjoying Dis nonsense?

all d law students in dat dept are dump.so D skool don't have SDC or student union who can report to NANS...or can't nobody report to NUC? Or can't they plan with d cleaner and plant a camera in his office to expose him? Common any of dis will teach him a lesson. Except d girls are enjoying is dick or they are all clueless and gullible idiots

Chiefpriest1:
I can swear with my late grandfather that as usual nothing tangible will come out of the so-called probe

who will answer for Yaradua? D statement made by d chairman of this panel already shows dat nothing tangible will come out of the pannel. But d fear of Buhari may make a difference. We cross our legs, sipping our kaikai while waiting for d pannel report

segzyj:
Why will it be Enough for ? , Tinubu will collect his own25% share from it

dis oyo state Govnor is cllueless oh.....am sure oyo poeple who voted him in will be regreting their choice now

GlorifiedTunde:
Chai!!

THIS IS A DEMONIC DECEPTION!!!

LET THE DEMONIZED FELLOWS WHO DON'T MIND A DUPLEX IN HELLFIRE KEEP APPLAUDING YOU - FOR BEING "REAL"

You had better repent. You only read your Bible upside down abi?

The sin of every man starts from their thoughts - don't be deceived.

And to think you'll be bold enough to admit such disgusting act publicly speaks volume of your morals.

#deceived

God looks at d motive and not d action....not all dat call me father, will enter my father kingdom...so dont b suprise to c those aplauding d laddy who is been sincere in heaven and u judging them in opposite of heaven.....even yur tongue can pronounce statement dat will land u in hell..so watch yur staatement

iliyande:
One of the major sexual issues discussed throughout scripture is lust. Jesus condemned lust in the heart as adultery in Matthew. While most advertising, television shows, movies, magazines, and more promote lust, the New Testament describes it as a sin. masturbation as a form of lust, if your lust is causing you to masturbate.

abeg park well jare...una don come again all these fake christein wey don abuse their punna finish for youth. Can u point out d word Mastubation in d bible?? Miss Holier than thou......professional self-servicer...abeg go preach to d birds

raayah:
It depends on your relationship, if your partner is comfortable with it, go for it.

The bible does not condemn or approve of masturbation.

For all of you metioning me... Guess what, I MASTURBATE and I dont give two flying pigs.

Let me be

For the ladies.. Lie down on your bed tonight and spread those legs (sorry if you are on your period ).
Use your fingers to find the spot.. (once you find it u will know).
Now stroke it in circular motions..
Keep going, it feels like you want to pee, just keep going.
You will get to that sweet sweet land....

You're welcome

if u mastubate, ko kan aye now. Anyway, i pitty d married women whose husbby is away for greener pasture in diaspora..... What they go thru is better imergined. I think self servise is better than adultery. Though seek d consent of yur man bfor using self-servise

emperorceaser:
U no go come stay for the hospital wey u build for nija

he trust d fercilities but he do not trust d doctors with his life. All dsame, some of our politicians are clueless since 500BC

Donphilly:
I have been looking for an excuse to dump my MTN line, I guess this is the perfect excuse; but I'll just wait unitil they deactivate my line.

clueless Empty Hen!! Y putting poeple thru those stress when it can all b done online

Mogidi:
The dried fish and rustled beef are not edible or what?
Meanwhile in Edo state, half our IGR is being used on IDPs.
Government of dullards, for dullards, by dullards.

so they shuld hav serve d food items to d IDPs? Cluelessness na desease....if u dey dat camp and they serve such food item, u go chop?

angelchinny:
Am a well dedicated nairalander but I created this new account for this issue. I have been married for 4 years now with 3 children and since the 2nd year of our marriage my husband has been constantly cheating on me.

The way he goes about it is even heartbreaking, he does it like his into a love relationship with them and not just for fun.

There is this particular girl that he calls like 3 times everyday because I check his call log and saw they keep in touch more than twice everyday. I stupidly called the girl and warned her to stay clear off my man and she confessed he didn't tell her he was married, I confronted my hubby and he was forming defensive and was telling me dat am accusing him wrongly and he will soon start cheating. I called the girl back in the evening and she told me that even as am calling that his call is entering her phone, that he called earlier to beg her to give him chance to explain..The next day I left with my children to a far away state and he pleaded that he will change and all that. The issue is that he continued with this shameless behaviour, our live-in nanny later confessed to my cousin last month that he approached her and I was so devastated. He knelt down and begged and I easily forgave him..

Forgive me for my long episode but I really need your help on how to punish him cos I went to his call log yesterday and saw the same girl that made me take the risk to leave with my children to another state calling him again and he is reciprocating the calls..his a very jealous person, he goes crazy when a male friend calls me..I want to make him pass through all the pains I have endured all these years.. What do I do pls?

very simple...just apply "Magun"....aka Thurnderbot. Apply is on him and d rest is story

or better still, apply 50naira Otapiapia to his food...d rest is story

Wilson125:
I had this call on tuesday morning from a strange number, the caller told me I needed to see her in the hospital, dan abia precisely, that ma girlfriend was on admission,she called her name ( ma girlfriend's name)...when I got there, my girl was admitted already, so many question popped out, but her friend was unable to gimme answers, so I decided to meet the doctor, when i asked him what the problem was, he told the abortion she did was not successful, the operation didn't go well,

I was like: who went for abortion? who was aborted?
he said my girl had an abortion somewhere and the operation wasn't proper, that she was bleeding seriously when her friends brought her, he asked me if I was not away base on how i reacted, I was shocked to the point I have to take medication to help recover, this is someone that claimed her virginity was intact and she wouldn't want to lose it till she marries, I loved and respected her wish, I never knew she was only acting along all this while..

God! that was way 2 much for me, I made the necessary payment for her treatment and left.. she called on that tuesday night, I picked and heard she was okay, so I told her to take care of her self and I ended the call...

Since then She has been calling, sending in sms telling me she is sorry, seriously I don't know what to do with her or what to tell her, these are just the reasons I don't want to pick her calls..

what should I do with this girl? ...m totally confused..

u just highlighted from a one chance bus....sowi. In anycase, take off yur shoes and run for yur dear life

Joy1706:
Come! Is there sand in your head? Do you have to comment? Rubbish

do u have to post rubish? Or r u clueless?

Joy1706:
Please I will want to know the opinion of people.
My husband insists I dish his food. For instance, if I set the food on the table with plates and cutlery, he prefers I dish onto his plate, that it shows complete service.i think otherwise because I might be busy attending to other chores. This morning he almost left for work without taking breakfast and when i asked why he was leaving, he said the service was not complete. So I had to leave what I was doing to dish food for him.

What are your views on this?
*culled from facebook*

i wonder y junk like this is making FP? Ko kan aye now!! How does dis info affect people life? Soon u come to NL to tell us yur husband aid yu shuld use yur hand to open yur punna bfor he insert his joystick.....slowpoke

A virgin guy hav d tip of his joystick black while beeper own is always yollow

Taiw:
I just got employed to work in a startup sub-company(formed as a result of diversification) that is leveraging on her parent company(an engineering firm). The sub-company is into eCommerce and I am the only software guy handling the platform using opensource. I feel I am not really learning anything new, I code less and besides the company is yet to make her first sales. We are still putting things in place with the support of the parent company. The job is on the mainland and I stay on the mainland. The fear is that i will be under pressure especially if sales are not coming in

While trying to settle down, an IT firm came calling. I kept posting them by delaying my resumption date but they want me on board as soon as possible. As a matter of fact, they want me to start next week. I even tried to renegotiate salary even though both salaries are almost the same. They are offering to make me undergo a 6 months training in advance programming during my probation period. Its a place for me to learn more and is inline with my career ambition considering my degree and the fact that I love programming. The bad side is that the job is on the island and I will spend more. Its an already established firm with headquarter in usa. While the former is just starting out, but her parent company also has offices in usa and uk and are ready to patronize the sub company.

I plan to start my masters(full-time) in unilag very soon which is inline my the latter. shuffling the masters programme with island will be a bit difficult than on the mainland.

What do you advise?

take d job with more career prospect and job security. Distance shuldnt come first. Poeple work in lagos n live Ibadan. Ensure u transfer d alternative forgon to a jobless dude.guduck

jazinogold:
pls i want to laminate my junior waec and wedding certificate



is it advisable?

death cert. Nko?

Omooba77:
Nigeria Breweries has entered the Guiness book of records with largest Gulder Poster

source www.channelstv.com

make dem giv us job seeker break jare....how jobless youth dem don engage?

ijustdey:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/policeman-dies-arresting-danfo-driver-in-lagos/

Picture: scene of the accident

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By d time Amadioha finish warming up, more of d police men who are making life difficult will be visited by Amadioha......some police men are beast...no aporlogy

eme40rald:
Hello nairalanders

It is with sadness and hurt that I decided to ask guidance on what action I should take with regards to the event that happened in my life.

I met a guy two years ago and fell in love with him wholeheartedly in fact he is my first love. the relationship was fun and romantic. I lost my innocence to him. Although there were times I had suspicions and I would confront him about it but he always found a way to clear my suspicions. One issue I always felt bad about was that he never took me to his family. As at the beginning of the relationship about a month into it his sister got married and I was not invited I felt maybe it was too early and shrugged it off. he never used my pictures as dp claiming he doesn't feel its proper until we are married. apart from all these he was a sweet and loving man. we were like best friends.

Fast forward to two years later I did something I had never done before. I searched his phone while he was asleep and what I discovered was a blow for me. He was in another relationship!!! I stole the girl's contact and disguised as his colleague just to get information from her with time she was free with me. I discovered they had been dating for seven years and she lived in another state. just last week he said he was travelling for a business event only for me to find out he went for his introduction to her family.

confronted him and he has been begging me to forgive him.

Kind hearted nairalanders please what do I do? should I expose him to the girl or not.

may b u dont know...let me inform u da u are a victeem. Unfortunately, it too late to raise alarm cos if u do, u will sound like a wet parot seeking attension. Yur best option is learn from d situation and move on.....never allow a man yet to show comitment by introducing u to friends n family as wife to b or wife to enter yur Jerusalem. Now d gate to yur Jerusalem has been broken open. Is a pitty

midolian:
Naija, wich way?

sambisa way oh!!!

IbnSultaan:
The Nigerian government has ordered a full investigation into how a wanted terrorist was granted Nigerian Visa in Lebanon to visit the country.
An official of the Nigerian Ministry of Foreign affairs told Vanguard in Abuja, Tuesday evening, that President Muhammadu Buhari has directed the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to investigate the circumstances surrounding the issuance of Visa to the wanted terrorist‎ who has been on the wanted list of several governments.

It would be recalled that a radical Muslim cleric, Ahmad al-Assir was arrested by Lebanese authorities as he attempted to leave Lebanon to Nigeria via Cairo.

He was said to have arrested while attempting to travel with a fake Palestinian passport with a valid Nigerian Visa‎ at the Beirut’s Rafik Hariri International Airport early Saturday, August 15, 2015 in Lebanon.

According to the official of the ministry of foreign affairs who spoke with Vanguard on the condition of anonymity, the ministry of foreign affairs has been directed to explain how the wanted terrorist was able to get Nigerian Visa.

“The reported‎ arrest of the wanted terrorist is a huge embarrassment to Nigeria and the President has directed that the matter should be investigated. The embassy in Lebanon has been directed to furnish the ministry with details of how the man got the visa. The National Intelligence Agency Officer has been directed to provide details of what happened” the officer said.
Details later…



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/buhari-orders-probe-on-how-isis-leader-got-nigerian-visa/

Buhari and probong sef....when will he probe d caba behind power failure in 9ja?

proxillin:
My friend’s wedding is coming up by next month. I am to be one of his men in suit.

I noticed they are quarreling recently. He opened up to me yesterday.

They are looking for a DJ to play at their reception, so his wifeToBe got a number of one DJ, added him on whatsap and they started chatting. My guy trusted the lady that she is just doing business chat with the DJ.

One day, my friend was going through her whatsapp chat with the DJ. The WifeTB told the DJ that she needs the service of the DJ for her friend’s wedding. She didn’t tell the DJ she is actually the one wedding.

The DJ started asking her out for date. She agreed to meet the DJ for a date somewhere.

My guy saw all that, yet he kept quiet and didn’t want to raise the issue with the lady as their wedding is close, before people start saying he is jealous, he is spying on his girl blahblah.

But my friend could not endure the whole thing again when the DJ started calling her repeatedly. They engage in confidential phone calls. She will be laughing…all Yes No Yes No Ok.. Ok hmmmm conversation, so that someone nearby will not understand what they are saying. At times she excuses my guy to go and pick the DJ’s call.
My guy finally confronted her, why all conversations with the DJ are not business and formal. Why is she hiding things from him?

The wifetobe went mad she alleged my guy is jealous, wrongly suspecting her.

My friend told her, he actually read their chats where they agreed to go out on a date.
That’s when she admitted that he actually asked her to meet him somewhere for a hangout.
She said she had nothing in mind for him. She is only going to meet him as friend at a restaurant. Nothing is going to happen. It’s just a harmless date.

My friend opened up to me that he regretted making decision to marry her. He told me a lot of things that he can’t cancel the wedding again. He will be part of the wedding, but after the wedding, he will start f***cking girls. He will make life difficult for her.

I told him, it’s better to remain single than to go into a hateful marriage.
Deep down in me, I can’t advise him to cancel the wedding.
I have summoned them for a meeting to discuss it and settle it. But that lady can be arrogant at times. My peace meeting may or may not be successful.

Is it normal for a lady to go out on a date with another guy just a month to her wedding?

guy, pls may i partner with u to teach both yur wife to be and d DJ a lesson....pls go ehead and wed her. After ds wedding, look for a jujuman, buy Magun aka Thurnderbot. Plant it on her and d rest is story...u will sure reward me for d advise afterwards. Their type still full town and need to be reduced.

powerfulsettingz:
Including thier cell phones too na

they shuld return all d flower they took from virgins and all d married women dem snach from their husband including all d girlfriend dey snach from guyz....so poor man wey dey find him wife and guyz wey dey find their girlfriend together with virgin wey dey find her virginity.....change is here...claim back yur pocession

HeartRobber:
I got mine on march this year, if was like a dream, its a miracle!

I thank God for everything

God is good, all the time

cluelessness na disease....u are not ask to come and thank God, but share yur experince of how u got d job. It just to giv hope to job seekers

uniklinkum:
Look here bimbo, how can only you be braindead,ugly, stunted growth, buck teeth and elephantasis and finally a hopeless lunkerhead from a cassava background. You are the worldwide prototype of stupidity and all related matter. If you have any ounce of self worth left in that your diseased body, you would have save humanity by swallowing 4 teaspoons of cyanide. May you die the most painful and disgraceful death since the inception of creation.

guy izzy oh!! This is too much for e-fighting oh abeg

EdCure:
There goes the thief-in-chief!
The most confused and reckless occupant of Aso Rock!
The grand patron of all looters, wailers, and hunted witches.
The clueless propounder of the infamous Goat & Yam Theory.

i wish he never depart ASO rock peacefully, people wailer for don excape to libya as refugee

Vicky72:
[img]http://3.bp..com/-tvunnJ4sZ8Y/VdClyN6X09I/AAAAAAAAKXM/m2d4AthIr8s/s400/Capture%2B2.JPG[/img]
Ghanaian actress, Vivian Okyere, popularly known as Tundra, says that her pastor advised her to use her buttocks to lead people to Christ. The actress made this known during an interview with NEWS-ON where she insisted that her big behind is actually natural but makes her feel guilty sometimes.

See more photos + more of this interesting story after the jump:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-Rc6UeQvRhgg/VdClyB16ULI/AAAAAAAAKXI/za9kIi6rxVU/s400/Capture.JPG[/img]
According to Vivian:
Sometimes I feel guilty about my butts and the way men lust after them. I was once walking by the New Town road in Accra and one guy driving a vehicle looked at me till he almost caused an accident.
I felt bad about it. My pastor told me I can attract men with my butts and preach to them about God to accept Christ in their lives...

cc lalasticlala

Source : http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/08/pastor-advices-actress-to-use-her-big.html

ordinary nyash with packs of shit..