₦airaland Forum

Orijin101:
That was how Nkechi called me the other day that she is coming to my house, come and see how all the organs within me were praising tha lord, most especially; my third leg it was praising the lord like a deeper lifer who just made heaven after death. . . .

To cut the long story short, i hurriedly went to Musa's kiosk to get burrantashi, dick riser, 5 pieces of plastic orijin, 64 wraps of weed, and 99 packs of condom, hoping that I'm going to visit her paradise when she comes. . .

Behold! I was on my bed already with my angry manhood which was already 18inches above the d!ck level, and shortly, i heard a knock on my door and my initial plan was to drag her in with immediate effect and vent the anger of my manhood on her but nemesis caught up with me when i opened the door, shockingly! I saw 9years old Latifat who told me Nkechi sent her to gimme a question paper to solve for her that she is sorry she won't come again as she promised. . .

You won't believe me guys, i fainted 18 consecutive times and after waking up the 18th time, i called my other babes maybe any of them is available but to know avail!

You won't believe it guys, the 19th time i fainted, i went on coma straight i just woke up yesterday night, and I'm currently typing on my sick bed right now

Believe me at your own peril
cc: tosyne2much

i almost laugh out my heart......lolzzzzzzz......but any guy who do anything close to this is clueless, senceless and need brain examination

animalz:
SONS OF AN ANIMAL


WILL THIS ENTER FRONT PAGE



EDITED:



VIRGINS GIRLS HAVE LONG EXTINCT DURING THE AGE OF DINOSAURS,


BUT RE HAVE A NEW SPECIES OF VIRGINS CALLED " RECYCLE VIRGINS"

lol....nawa for yu. What is d source of di info? Am sure it from information Nigeria on FB. Anyway, lots of virgins like me still exist in dis planet...dont get it twisted

Weedkhalifa:
Is this not abuse of power? This military officer was filmed by a motorist punishing this driver in this manner at CMS, Lagos because he supposedly scratched his car.

http://hottestdaniel..com/2015/06/photos-military-officer-orders-man-to.html

d otondo soldier boy is clueless...if na boko haram now he go take off from ARMy...thunder fire him n dat jalapy vehicle....vehicle wey go rust away @last

RichardFuld:
This is one of the reasons I like fucking my girls when they are drunk and passed out.

yur own lesson is on d way...bleepiing when unconcious is more dengerous. If u wana bleep, go marry

ITbomb:
Office or no office, she is the First Lady and will be attending the African First Lady Conference.

She better stop thinking like a dullard cos she too young

amaechi will go for d First lady confrence since she is not d first lady.....d earlier she get it inot her scull d better for her

minifuworld:
and i pledge to expose any working class around me that attempt to enroll for this programm

same here....we wey no dey work no ourselves where we dey meet if u never know

Beesluv:
I'm sure some working class will enroll for this

somepeople dey work but person wey no dey wirk better pass them....ofcos such clueless employer wey dey exploit graduate with salary of 10k or less will not hav such opportunity again....rather than work yur ass out to collect 10k or even 20k as family man with kids, better reseign and embrase Govt 5k ....hustling continue jare

buzquet:
Yea bro!!!!! I was sacked by my team last week

No wonder....sorry ooooo!!! We are in d season of change dat y dem change u......better lock nxt time

xcesswag:
I smell gnld

i smell dsame too....dos GNLD are slowpoke...d day i falll into their trap by attending their interview, although i went because it close to my resedence. It was a very funny interview cos at a point d table turn around in d couse of d interview and i stated interviewing them n bombarding dem with Qs out of my anger for their wastin my time.....my interviewer said she make 150k weekly and travle out 4confrenc regularly...but after all her lies, i check her shoes and suit, oboy, we we come interview sef dey more dressedup....bsid she look like person wey go never return to 9ja if she step out of 9ja border

damzy88:
Hello everyone, I am a fresh graduate and got my first Job 3 months after Nysc. I am 23 years and I am thinking of going back to school for my Masters. Your opinions please?

work for couple of years, save all d cash u need for d M.sc, leave d job and start d M.sc with full concentration. If u are going to reseign just inform me make i apply to d job

This is d direct interpretation of '' i belong to all but belong to nobody''.......make somebody tell PMB dat Nigerians dont hav all the time to wait for d said change

SenseiX:
Leaders of the All Progressives Congress (APC) are in the dark over President Muhammadu Buhari’s cabinet as he is yet to discuss potential ministerial nominees with them, TheCable can report. John Odigie-Oyegun, chairman of the party, and national leaders such as Bola Tinubu, former Lagos governor, and Atiku Abubakar, former vice-president, are all in the dark over nominations, presidential sources told TheCable. Buhari has also not discussed any potential appointment with Babatunde Fashola, former governor of Lagos, who accompanied him to the G7 meeting in Germany, sources in the know confirmed to TheCable.
Although there are strong indications that Fashola will serve a major role in the new government, Buhari is yet to give him the slightest hint. Rotimi Amaechi, former governor of Rivers, who has been variously tipped to be petroleum minister, secretary to the government and minister of Niger Delta affairs, is also in the dark over Buhari’s plans. This is contrary to speculations that the ministerial list is ready and is about to be presented to the national assembly for screening. This has further increased the level of anxiety in the ruling party, with many former governors, defeated governorship candidates and party faithful on the edge over their immediate future.

An associate of the president told TheCable: “Newspaper reports listing ministerial nominees are not accurate. As close as I am to the president, he has never uttered a word to me on the list. We honestly don’t know what is going on in his mind.” A member of the APC national exco said: “Buhari gives nothing away. You meet with him, give him a list of suggestions on different issues, he collects it, says thank you and then sees you off. That’s all.” This is considered “frustrating” by some senior party members — but some think it is a good development that shows nobody can “predict or capture him”.

APC state chapters and governors are still expecting “communication” from Buhari requesting ministerial nominations but none is forthcoming. Buhari has already said governors would not nominate ministers for him since he does not nominate commissioners for them. In a recent interview with Daily Trust, the president said any ministerial list circulating was false as he had not put a single name on paper. Ahmed Joda, chairman of the transition committee which submitted its report to Buhari on Friday, has also hinted that the cabinet may take longer to appoint. “I think he deserves a little bit more time. This is not an ordinary transfer of government from one president to the other. In this country, we’ve never witnessed this kind of transition from one political party to another,” Joda said at the submission of the report. After the inauguration of the national assembly, Bukola Saraki, the new senate president, was in a fix over the adjournment of sitting because of the possibility of ministerial nominations which the senators have to screen. Sources told TheCable that Saraki had been willing to adjourn senate sitting for as long as Buhari wanted to prepare his list but there was no communication between the two because of the fall-out from the “rebellion” of Saraki in contesting for the nation’s No. 3 position. Saraki eventually adjourned for two weeks, but there is yet no evidence that the list would be ready by then. “When the senate reconvenes, there are possibilities that Buhari would continue to be under intense pressure to name his cabinet, but if the senate is not sitting, there can be a justification for the delay,” a ranking senator told TheCable. The early days of a new senate are usually focused on screening new ministers as well as setting up the working committees.

http://www.thecable.ng/anxiety-mounts-buhari-keeps-tinubu-atiku-fashola-dark-new-cabinet

............this is d direct interpretation of i belong to all but belong to nobody. But can some tell PMB dat Nigerians dont have all d time to wait...uptill now, no headway

Nayah:
Perfect sis

let me hav yur own email mine is not opening

mulattoclaro:
just like your useless father. Daughter of a thousand fathers.

u son of a thousand father....u think thru yur joystick and sure yur father think thru his anus..if only yur mother yeilded to d advise of aborting yu e for better....now u will born and giv birth to people who think thru there joystick...dont bother replying cos i hav already block yu stupid comment

mulattoclaro:
Igbos are always in the news. Not for positive things but for negative things. These people are the ones drawing Nigeria back and yorubas too. If only they can give them their biafra so they can carry themselves and the problems that follow them wherever they go with them. These igbos are a nuisance.

thunder fire dat yur fish brain for making such comment

folabayo1:
Blame buhari for ur jedi jedi as well

lol.....blame Buhari for yur cluelessness

From what we read, BH usually do some stupid incantation bfor havin sex with those women...their are is for dem to get the women pregnant so they could giv birth to their desendants who wil uphold their legacies. If we consider that the wman baby may growup to save 9ja, does it mean 9ja wouldnt hav been better till dis unborn child growup? Suppose the child growup to bcom wost than Shakau?...am not an advocate of abortion but if the child is bourn proper parental guide must be givin so that we dont hav a re-incanate of all those basterd Boko.

Nayah:
Perfect sis

for privacy, send a mail to d email i will reply and send my mobile to yu via d email

Nayah:
Actually I was born and raised abroad but life is more and more expensive

really, dt cool...mayb we could chat on whatsaap by exchaging mobile. We could probably conversate via yur direct line. My email is dendjustifydmeans@gmail.com

Nayah:
Cameroon honey

ok..dats cool. Hav not been to cameroon. Heard about lots of about yur country...how is it studying there for M.sc? Like what d cost for Nigerian student? And duration?

Nayah:
Actually I m not Nigerian nor Ghanaian but I love Ghana a lot

Girlfriend, which country are u from? It may b one of d countries am longing to visit to further my education

Nayah:
Love Ghana my second country

love Ghana is my 1st country until our 9ja leading stop thinking through their Anus and Joystick

iamord:
come again.. Them fall your hand.?? Did the whole Ghana speak through the presenters handle??

d presenter is a Ghanian addressing 9ja president representing d whole 9ja...so what ever response come out of d thread is directed to Ghana.

I hope Hausa people are not having hiden agender cos i can c they occupying all d key political seats......anyway make dem enjoy d power for 4yrs make we rest. Since Britain hand over power to their clueless Amadu Bello, dem just belief sey d power na their beth right

No b kaintee cloth Ghana president wear come 9ja handover ceremony.....as much as i prefare Ghana to 9ja, dem fall my hand with discriminating statement. Dem forget sey 9ja na their big brother?

@M4gunners, thunder fire dat yur fish brain....a Rat reason better than u.... Somebody like u must not head a place, cos yur 4th sence is not developed. My evedence is dat yur cluesless statement. Is like yur papa na chekpoint police? Just imergin it is yur Aunti or sister dat was strip nacked, will u say dis robish? Must NPF strip her nacked? Am sure if they hav their way they will tamper wit her honeypot..

Nigerian Police are d most clueless idiot in all d uniform job. They lack professionalism including d fatest lier PRO kenneth.......dat man need to b flogged for covering up d clueless idiot who went ahead to touchor a woman with no evidence. Senceless Politicians thief our cash n they roam d street untouched. Thunder fire all who contributed to d dehumilation of dat woman

For guyz, d first time he insert his dik into a punna and ejaculate either into the condom or punna is when d guy is disvirgined.....i may be right or wrong

Na girls, cos they grow sexually faster then males....they are more sexually vonourable then male. At 12yrs a lady already hav Boyfriends while @same age a boy is yet to develop confidence to ask a girl out not to talk of asking for sex.