₦airaland Forum

Beamborla:
Ayam fine. You are fine too... We are fine
I'm off to bed

shuld i join yu on bed?

Konji na slowpoke....how papa@71 go still dey ride horse? D family of papa sopos hold dat house brother responsible for his death cos na him teach papa how to onlish d dragon. Mayb na him even giv papa d monkey tail wey papa use. Papa c pucci forget him sences

Chigold101:
As usual he will bring in their evil shiek from the gambia to carry out cleansing and hand nigeria over to satan.

Imagine everyday bombing from the 29th may and 4 fuel tanker fire... Blood & fire sacrifice...

Na GOD go save us...

pls swallow dat staement...no b d 9ja wey me i dey run things dem go hand over to satan......thunder fire them

Who care where he sleep and wake...al we care about is Good Govt, stable power supply and jobs. If u like open yur office for Arabian country. Anyway, they ofcos will consult d Oracles bfor packing. So let wait for d Oracle permission to pack in....na Africa we dey nao

biikeys:
Yet you're female...

mistake...buh if u are for real, doea gender matter? Ok...help a sister from another mothere

opeyemisteph:
Before you finish this guy all ya...Know that we have people who are 12, 13 years older than their wives, this might be one of those in the making. He doesnt want to sleep with her. With his experience he could guide and guard her. Abeg let the poor girl enjoy the love from an experienced dude who doesn't wanna see her pant rather thn those riff raffs who would nyansh her at the slightest opportunity. And besides, a sixteen year old of the 21st century is like a 30 year of the 19th century, those kids know a lot.

u make sence...21st century teenager are sexually ripe dis days...i hav dem as my student. U need 2c there seductive display

niceguy7:
We are living in a wicked world.....which kind yeye policy is that? They cnt even pity her condition..... Smhhh

it is in 9ja dat rules are bent.....other countries, rules are rles. After all Indonetia killed Nigerians convicted for drug deals. So retreive dat yur clueless statement

maxxy:
It took me 8yrs to get here. Recruited by then Intercontinental Bank straight from NYSC Camp Ede, Osun State, my story has been one of good progression over the years. Today am a Middle Mgt staff taking home almost half a million naira in monthly benefits, yet it is time to type that letter and sign myself into entrepreneurial freedom!!!

The above is not written to brag, but to maybe motivate others who may be in my shoes... having great entrepreneurial skills yet fearful of what lies on the other side. I have tasted both worlds and I choose to fly. Let me mention however that quitting this job did not happen overnight, but is rather the result of a journey embarked upon over the last one year: a journey to Build a plan B. Today, that Plan B is the only Plan, raking in better revenues than the initial Plan A, yet am barely scratching the surface.

The feeling is indescribable as I wait for Monday... for on that day I will be giving my current employer the mandatory 30 days notice. In the coming days, I look forward empowering others to do exactly what I am doing now so that together we can contribute to rebuilding Nigeria

pls dude, carry me along oh...am a brother from another mother pls. My email is :dendjustifydmeans@gmail.com

4four:
wat of broking bottle or snail shell?

u dey mad, na weytim yur mama or sister dey use?

Am sure d army commander himself go dey piss for body.....na d same Bornu wey BUHARI say make dem carry army command center go? E good self, mayb by d time BH invade d command office dem go come out with fast solution....clueless leaders!!!!

We d youths cant wait for more of them to retire...they hav kill dis country enof. D rest of them who are not ready to retire will be frustated out in due time....thunder purnish or corrupt leader

Those poeple critisizing and hatting GEJ on NL will soon b fired by hot thunder. Amadioha will block their anus. Una father dey clueles if not he for ask una mama to abort una during pregnancy....

D first person dat told me of dis exert problem is thanking all day for giving this advise am about giving yu......just find yur wife a job or business to occupy her and keep her returning home late and tired. When she is also tired she will hardly withstand sex for a long time like u and d equation will balance out. It that simple

I like GEJ adc, his got d carriage and look too dure of himself. Too much cash and side chiks for d guy......but nawa o, un go soon compare d two first ladies punna

Hope dis old man is not clueless.....but i suport d idea cos some idiot cant seat in abuja commanding some innocent and fresh soldiers to go and fight. All d commander shuld go there and work as a team. If we loose some clueless Generals/commanders to war against Boko haram, it is not a crime....we would rather hav save 9ja d huge salary they pocket with even carrying a gun to battle. I lost my in-law galant soldier to dis idiot Boko.

Some ladies can be clueless...if yur man seek sex outside den chek yurself. It means u need to do yur Homework well. Ekaete is servicing yur husband more dan u do outside

Mine is 3 with hairy punna...pls guyz i need shaving stick

My happyness is dat u succeeded in keeping 9ja in unity even as u are leaving.hope Buhari wil not disintegrate 9ja with his extremism and rigidity. Sotimes i wonder what state 9ja would hav been now if it was Buhari dat lost. At least d northerners who are obsessed with dis ASOROCK can alow us rest for another 4yrs. Pls can some one tell GMB to just pick btw power/job and corruption/Economy....atempt to take all @a time is an attempt to full 9jirians again

@fiftynaira, u are a big fool. Thunder bend dat yur smelly mouth.....u are d most clueless in dis world...
Am just hoping 9ja neva enter one-chance bus with dis old man

If true true those info is from dose clueless P-square, then they are most unfortunate idiot of our time.

No south-west state on d list....hot thunder fire dem all xpetially Abia and oyo state governor. But they d Govnors are getting paid

Later 9jirians will b deceiving themselves by believing we are one. When Hausa man is im power Igbo and Yoruba will b crying wolf nd when Igbo man is ther Hausa n Yoruba wil b crying wolf. We can say we are one only when whoever is in Aso Rock is seen as a Nigerian n not A Nigerian from a tribe. Till then, AMGAMaTION remain a mistake.

@izutex007, i ve got a second 2.1 B.SC in psychology and a diploma in DPO with d 23k job. was skooling n working@dsame time. If i decided to stay idle claiming i know my worth and so cant earn such salary i wuldnt hav achieved dat. So @ any job u find yurself, just hav it @d back of yur mind dat u hav just reached yur B/stop n not yur garrage so u will stil hav to move on in due time.

D idiot politicians wey chop billions no dey jail oh...dem still dey cruz in their Landcruzer. Failed leadership in 9ja

Thank God no Aboki dey wash dem, d Aboki for Kill himself join make he for go continue to wash d fight for hell/heaven :DThank God no Aboki dey wash dem, d Aboki for Kill himself join make he for go continue to wash d fight for hell/heaven

How come the BH ranout of logistics @this period. It Questionable....surely someone must hav been supplying them food,guns,fuel, mobility etc. D shortage of the above means d decission of the asumed supplyer is influence by what obtain in Nigeria polity. But one thing is sure, just like lack of logistic hampers continue fighting of Beafra solders leading to d end of d civil war, so shall lack of logistic lead to the end of Bokoharam. Am 100% sure there something our leaders are no saying about BH. Unfortunately, all d victims are d poor-class n so our leaders can afford to witheld d info Nigerians itch to here about BH. I know for sure dat someday, in dis same country 9ja, d hunter(our corrupt leaders) will be hunted down. It happended in Ghana, it happening in Libya and Burundee. How can we xplain a country with rich Oil, and leaders earning d fatest salary in d world, yet poeple are leaving below 1$ God is watching u corrupt leaders vis his 3D plasma TV. Soonest. . . . . . . .!!!!

Am sure in secrete, d Adeboye must hav gav him undiluted revelation dat he wont be president again......which was d reason he accepted defeat. So to acknowledge d unbiasness of Adeboye revelation he had to visit him to still say thank u all thesame. Deap down inside X-president elect(GEJ), his humble by nature. I can bet with my X-Gf dat Buhari can never acknowledge his folly.

Senate under d Buhari admin. Will make a law to legalise jungle justice. It d best measure for us Nigerians. Giving for protocol give d influencial avenue to bend d law

Let even go back to d days when d only means of transport was trecking. At leat some idiot will stop their aimless journeying around