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RuudVanNisteroy:
Man is a genius.

He's a genius ndidi

bhella10:
shadowmancer haa! how long did it take you to type all of that? Somebody should help me to summarize abeg

The man na writer

johnwegs:
Poverty is a sin run away from it abeg

Iya o daa o,

Sufferness no good

Na wealth repair this man o

Dre090:
Its been fun reading all this so i am just going to share my latest one

We started dating 2011, we were both young but at age 20 and she was almost 19 then, i think it was love, well it later became real after few years as we couldn't let go of each other, one way or the other we settled our differences, we are both hustlers living in different cities, we see each other 2-3 times a year spending days together, i trust her though i don't tell her, i am the one that shouldn't be trusted but if i was going to get married today it would be her cause she knows everything about me and loves me even as unserious as i am. We broke up last week, well i broke up with her cause she came around for something important, she couldn't see me for the first 3 days cause she was busy then she came to see me on a sunday and we were together overnight and left in the morning for her parent's house hoping to see her again atleast one more time before she leaves on wednesday like she told me.
Monday no call
Tuesday no call
Wednesday no call
Then i decided to call on Thursday night to ask what she was doing, only to tell me she left on Tuesday morning cause her boss told her to resume back to work and said she couldn't tell me cause she doesn't know how to put it to me cause i would get mad lol
There was this phone conversation i overheard when she was with me, one of those guys calling your babe u know things like that, not a big deal to me, but the guy offered her a ride back to Lagos if she would wait till wednesday lol
Thats how i ended it after being together for over 10 years.

No vex
I'm so curious about this

How come pregnancy didn't happen for over ten years?

How una take do am?

HawkToBar:
The Future is Female indeed

Ndidi

It's not bad

Ok

chronian:
A new day, a new post about Nigerian girls. Seems you guys are too obsessed with your ladies.


I wonder how many of their photos y'all masturbate to on a daily basis. Easy, else you develop a heart attack.

Babe, can u be my friend

Ritztravels:
My brother racism is real ooo, but don't believe everything you see in the news, it's not as prevalent as they make it seem. It's all about reading body language and maybe knowing a little bit about the culture to know how to interact with the women. Trust me there are tons of women of different races super curious about black men, you just have to know how to play your cards right.

Alright, thanks for the info
More blessings

[quote author=Ritztravels post=100357900]Not exactly the most embarrassing but it was for a minute.... So I spent most of my young adult life in Asia and anyone who's been there will tell you how easily you can fall into the wayward lifestyle with beautiful women and night clubs all around. I have always known of STD's but hey I was young reckless and stupid, so usually I will go through 2 to 3 women on a weekly basis steadily for about 2 years. So right about my third year there was this aggressive campaign about STD and it's prevalence among the youth, at first I didn't think anything of it but then suddenly one day one of my guys came in with symptoms of gonorrhea and lo and behold he actually had it. This got me thinking about my lifestyle, I was having sleepless nights thinking what if I have some kind of STD (my biggest fear was HIV). So I decided to schedule a test date for like a wide variety of STD test, I couldn't tell anyone. I remember sitting in the waiting room all sweaty and panicking even before I had my test done, but I noticed all this young attractive nurses just smiling at my direction, then one asked if I was nervous for a test, I'm like hell yeah at this point I have no choice but to tell the bold face lie that I was doing it for a new job offer I just got.
It was a "wait and get" kinda test, the results came back and it was all clear but what happened in the doctor's office still makes me chuckle till this day. So apparently after all the test the doctor had to examine your penis for any rash, so it was already awkward given we have to get behind a curtain and this gorgeous nurse was on the other side......




Aren't you an African man?

And how come you were able to get those ladies without racism, because what we always hear is they are racist!

Jayess:
Na like dis e dey start, very soon you go dey hear I know talk am, no be me promise that!
Don't vote foolishly abeg!

Exactly, u are correct


But the foolish ones among us no go listen

olaolulazio:
Na so he go sign money wey him no suppose sign.

Abi

CryptoMatic:
This mugu came to his senses after he was dragged on twitter, He better visit a psychiatrist before it’s too late

Not only Twitter o, everywhere

Is alright

Hmmm

cupidhero:
Baba for cruise! Onye oma na lightskin.
na newcomers go take u serious sha.

This got me laughing hard
Please no vex

I just jam Mr.cork post
And I can attest, u sabi am well

Option B

Ok

macho44:
I'm right behind, u don see me?

U don kill me with laughter

dangotesmummy:
mabinu

You too dey vex


Oya wa lowo ju Dangote lo loruko Jesu

Wa be ota e

Wanilari

Warona gbegba

Wa shorire

Awon oloriburuku okunrin koni Rie loruko Jesu,amin

Binu ke?
Omo ko le binu si mummy e nah!

U are our mother



Amen to the prayer,


I wish the u same and the generality of your family, in the Mighty Name Of God, Amen


IYA DANGOTE, MAMA NIYEN

Ajibel:
Lineup

Maduka o. Is not on substitute list
Why?

Annymichaelz:
Correct score 2 : 0, I saw it in my dream.

I will quote you at the end of the game

dangotesmummy:
amen

U dey say 'amen'

Shey ko de ye ke shadua Fe mi na pada?

Me self talk am say Na fake

See evidence below

77star:
The machine that detected iwobi positive for coronavirus is faulty

Abi 'E choke'

The machine that detected iwobi positive for coronavirus is faulty

Win European cup first before thinking of world cup

Well done

dangotesmummy:
yinmu

WHO are the kinds of ladies Kanye West marries or date?


All his ex(s ) were all bad girls.he left a stripper to marry a nudist


Dey there dey lie to yourself

Iya teacher
Ah, sorry, iya dangote
U just dey give everybody their answers left and right, ki epe o
May you live long o

[quote author=kelvinrhs post=100323778][/quote]But I thought kanye West don become born again Christian Na!


Lil nax didn't hide it because he's young and naive

Good

ogbonti:
That Fadiga that ended his professional career because he stole a necklace from a shop during the world cup in Japan 2002 and when he was caught he said it was a prank - because of that story shops all over the wired put up signs that IF YOU TAKE ANY ITEM FIBR SAY YOU ARE PRANKING BECAUSE WE WILL PROSECUTE YOU

I heard the story too,

Even another young fadiga too, playing in France under 20s club then, stole wrist watch of his colleague, u remember the story right?

The story was published on Nairaland, that was when pple thought the fadiga family were cursed with kleptomaniac.

We have fadiga on Nairaland too, that one also is full of rubbishmanic