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In agus voice! ''And this is how it is starting!''

















#EpicMadess!

buygala:
On the other hand, If she claims to have a posh job whereas she is so so wretched, I will take it very personally .... "Funmi, what's making me crazy isn't the fact that you lied to me about your job.. it is the fact that you lied to me at all" ..... Only God knows what else you have been lying to me about .... How am I even sure that Dapo, who you said is your youngest brother, isn't actually your biological Son .... Lookkkkk ..... I cant do this anymore .... My Lawyer will contact you tomorrow morning ..... Pls tell your parents to arrange a refund of the bride-price I paid on you head, because me am not doing again

Call me a hypocrite or whatever ... me I have sha talk my own

God will now bless you, she'd say she was just testing you to finally find out if you truly love her and she actually is the CEO of where you work but employed a director to manage it. Then, you'd know they didn't give up on you from your village..

I am not suarez!







But...



















''THIS IS WHY I BITE PEOPLE''

Looks can be decieving....they're not yorubas ooo!
before you hear.


#bambiallah now...

aaronson:
Initially, I disregarded your mention but on a second thought, I'm like let me thank you for insulting me.

Thanks for all the insult sir,

As an Atheist, I find it disturbing for a christian to act this way as I would never curse people out on the internet over their opinion. I don't believe in prayer but I would say the god you believe in bless you. Thanks again.

i'm sorry for the insult! I just got pissed by you saying there's no God! Everyone is entitled to their opinion! But the truth already spoke itself....you told me ''the God i believe in bless me (your irony, i know that prayer)''




there's that god factor in you too that made you say that despite being an aetheist....you wanna say you said that on purpose as well? Sir, you can't deny the fact that you did'nt fall from the sky! How does science explain where life was before it was dropped in the womb? The sperm and ovum jargons? Thats just seconday. Lol.....I pray that God arrest you Himself. Maybe then, you'd know that truly, HE IS GOD!



Once again, i'm sorry ;( .....i'm not that kinda person!

aaronson:
No such thing as demonic cobweb.

Have come to realize something which is, Most people consider God the answer to what they don't know. It's fine to be ignorant but you shouldn't justify your ignorance by using God as an answer.

Yes! I agree the universe is mystery but that's the reason for physics to learn a bit of how nature really works and it will surprise you to know nothing is supernatural. Most greatest inventors brought about their inventions by manipulating physics speaking of airplanes, nuclear energy, solar energy electricity, mobile phones etc were all due to manipulation of physics.

If you believe in the demonic cobweb talk, sorry to say, you ignorant and your life needs to be examined because Socates said something, "The unexamined life is not worth living."

slowpoke! I pray you don't experience what they call ''owo-aye'' coz if you do, you'd shut the Bleep up and stop spilling shit!


There's nothing supernatural right? How does your physics explain the soul in you that makes you a living being? Your science said we evoluted from apes, the bible said ''from dust we're made and to dust shall we return'' what do you become whe you're dead? Better sit up and face the reality of life...westernization is real there not here! You think it's manipulation of physics that gave you the plane and advanced technological equipments you see today? Sorry for you try opening up the motherboard of any gadget and tell me how your brain would connect all those little stuffs together! We have geniuses though but there are certain things science can't explain. There are some things that are real and other are beyond our understandings! One werey white man went to the moon and posed with a paper saying ''he sees no Gd there'' he would have seen devil if his oxygen tank had run out.....awon oyinbo oloriburuku gbogbo! They're indeed of a greater curse to africa than a blessing! Quote me anywhere...




#RuBbIShNoNesEnSe!

Why not manufacture your own car and put the car battery in the trunk so that we clap for you?




it's so early in the morning and you want to disturbbusy nairalanders Ya not good oo..

that's exactly what happens when you smoke sapele weed and you think you want to jump a gutter not knowing you're at the top of a skyscraper!

Aluu! That is surely a witch from your father's house! Go to MFM let them bind and cast out that Arrow from your hear!

Flexherbal:
Is that a crocodile?

No oo.....crocodile ke? Na pig..

The memory of the good old days makes me wanna cry for the future of this nation


Then, all sub-sectors of the nigerian economy were intergrated. An economy were things were made locally and consumed that we evenhad alot to export! Westernization is one of the major factor killing nigeria. Now, no one wants to eat ofada rice or locally made rice, no one wants to wear aba made shoes and clothes, even the guinea, kampala and ankara wearers now use their local attire to sew shirts, trousers and suit(everyone has a right to fashion sense though) but indirectly, people outside won't value our worth again since all we do is copy them....Innoson has now shut down operations for the time being, Dunlop tyres packed their load and left nigeria because their tyres(original) became expensive compared to imported tyres! Nigeria,which way naa?


Miss when i'd use #10 buy the solo bread (onyobutter) they sell for #150 today!when i use 50kobo to buy 5 chewing gum etc..

Kpata alhaja, a o ma yin oo!

Abeg, i dey find one of my spanners, size 16/17!





Anybody wey see am, abeg call me, na myoga get am 08043926411. My name na HYgenus Mnbojikwe!

floragregs:
To me o, the truck is ugly! Maybe because i'm a lady. A pink G wagon is more like it.

not feasible...

RubBiSh NOneSeNsE





how is this news?

Let them eat the whole pomo ASaP!

Sorry akammuo!





RIP to you.......but why?

Sorry akammuo!





RIP to you.......but why?

FearGodAndLive:
Michael, go find job. Don't be deliberately useless. Be careful who you threaten in real life. No be by to tie bandana like peacock. Let your ignorance not cost your family heavy loss.

like seriously?

FearGodAndLive:
Internet warrior. See fufu dey form foreign.

you go hear from fufu soon...you don't follow your signature, i follow mine.

FearGodAndLive:
Kingebukasblog winner01 see proof that madness and God are closely related.

and who the heck told your father i'm fighting for God? He doesnt need me to fight for him....your stupidy and lack of sense is just so alarming and provocative! Now, i know you dont have brain at all and if by chance i comein contact with you, you're a dead meat..

Make i even get details of you! You fit follow here go oo..na so mouth dey kill person! You go hear from me soon! No be threat..

FearGodAndLive:
Same characters. Different actors. It's been going on for years. Jesus and Mohammed, violent characters from faraway Asia causing havoc in the African continent years after thier corpses have decayed.

I hope to read one day, news that Germans and French fought over Ifa and Chineke.

Allah and Yahweh are a curse to Africa..how many more Africans will die before we.get.sense and stop killing each other in the name of foreign gods?

bloody bastard, who even gave you guts? It shall not be well with you for saying that trash! How dare you refer to yahweh and Jesus as foreign gods? Is it ifa that brought you to the world? Or the life you live and air you breath are your own?

See ehn, there are some people in this world that no matter how hard they try, it can never be well with then and you're just one! Bastard, oponu ayerada! You for talk say na your father be god! I dont blame you....you can talk coz you're alive! When you die and cross to other side, you'd know if truly there is God by the time your nuggets are roasted in hell...human beings dey ooo! Can you just imagine this asshole? Ti alaaro ba ni o da fun e, alale oni je ko da fun e! People like you should just die a shameful death! The fact that religious war came as a result of those two doesnt mean we're killing ourselves in the name of religion! How many times have you heard that christians kill muslims? Better watch your tongue before you get God to bring the world to an end which you wouldnt even make!



Oloriburuku.....you will die gbeyin ni. Iku ofo...

Her breast be like the movie..


''OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN''





#Animal...who cares about your boobs wey be like fried egg!

Her breast be like the movie..


''OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN''





#Animal...who cares about your boobs wey be like fried egg!

Blah! Blah!! Blah!!!



C'est fini?

Kpera kpera ne? Kpera!
Wa ye baba nka? Kpera!
Wa ye mama nka? Kpera!


Ka na ji hausa?

those girls need plank! Person suppose stone them plank for such degradation of our name..



BTW, FCT abi na FTC una dey call am..


but this doesn't look like FP!

Onlyhandsome:
this is not jungle justice. d man should be rewarding for it.

Jesus is lord!!!! ''realy rewarding''

malikombi:
that's the work of autocorrect, I knew what I'm trying to type and you understand...

then, you just need to modify it if you see the mistake..

FAWZ:
Well nah small pikin u b.....so case dismissed!

ode oshi! Because i dey follow you play? If you no want make ogun ninsh you, you go depart from me!



Abi how e dey do this one?

FAWZ:
Nawa for u brain....

in olamide's voice ''i be like fally ipupa for your eyes? Are you a learner?''




Is it funny? No.....it's not funny!