₦airaland Forum

Laveda:
Maybe we should also talk about the guys who go on deceiving ladies..

What's the need of promising a lady heaven and earth when you know deep down you don't wanna go far with her?

that's coz you girls won't understand or will start forming when we ask you out in simple English language!

how is this news? naa we don forget yar adua? I still prayed for him today sef...

emeijeh:
I am still screaming here.... .... .
Some graduates are groundnuts

The poster below me must show us his discharge certificate.. .. . We want to know where the hell you graduated from

forget it bro....you no see bullet for him name?

women of these days....I tire oo! who the fvck does this one think she is? as I no get shingbain so ehn, I'd ask you out while chewing chin chin. You don drink roasted pap abi? :/

promisechris63:
PlZ what does this mean

try again ^_^

ojobolinda:
Of cos it does. Bt seriously u guys r stubborn. Many a time we plainly say NO bt u choose to press on thinking we r playing hard to get wen in reality WE DON'T LIKE U......

and who likes you? op sef, you go just allow these girls dey feel themselves! who send woman these days? if a guy persists, you think it's in all cases he like you? e fit don use you play tete you no know...

some people just commenting like ode....does Adolphe look like an English or Nigeria name? those names mentioned, do they look Nigerian? they're beninoise and some people are shouting buhari when it was clearly written that it happened in Benin republic....mtcheeeew!

jonaifame22:
I'll use the dreads to tie her to the bed and fvck her pvssy dry ceaselessly

just the way you like it done on you

Localamos:
You spent a fortune buying your flight ticket only to go and shoplift

Shame on you

I don't like that name "shoplifting" she be thief...ole...ajotor...barawo...onyioshi. Disgrace to the black continent..

it's been about 10 years now that the Nigerian Telecommunications (NITEL) has been sold to transcorp the staffs are still yet to be paid. Many staffs of NITEL have died on this same issue. There are lots of ageing ones Mong them. These are people who have spent the better parts of their lifetime serving the government...

The government should please pay them up. Most of them are in serious lack and want. They shouldn't serve their country and still not be remunerated.

p.s please, forward this information to as many as you can till it gets to the right authorities notice. Your parents could be part of them and you know what they're going through.

lol......This really got me laughing. I wonder why girls are like this yet, they don't know what they want.
This beautiful lady stretched her hand expecting a ring And a proposal coz her boyfriend bent down to knot his sandals...see her blushing with her hands stretched for a ring!

Dyt:
Everyone saying quit job


Yes
She has admitted her mistakes
She's pleading
Still pleading
Dunno why it's hard for men to forgive sha
Not like she's still with him sef
Hian
Very selfish set of humans

we're not selfish! You girls push us to our worst! I just got heartbroken by my fiancée of 2 years plus! I caught her severally with several guys romancing, she even went to another's house and had sex with him and I still forgave her though the trust is no more there! Do you know what I went through within that short period? She was in our room with a man and I was watching from a neighbours window while they were right on the bed romancing! I confronted her and she asked what my business was with her life. A girl I want to marry! She later apologised and I forgave her! That night, I couldn't sleep. I left home 3:30am and jogged 2km away from home....my mind was messed up! Some men that kill their spouse on this same issue, I DON'T BLAME THEM! I've been there and I know how it feels to be heartbroken by someone you truly love.... For my fiancée, though we reconciled coz I love her too much to let her go but you know what I'm gonna do? Dump her ass when she thinks we're still gonna get married after about 12 men.

SalamRushdie:
Please why do Nigerian robbers always look so Haggard?

that's coz they do a dirty job..

The Photoshop is freaking obvious!

Chidexter:
Stupid woman, see as she fat like Ghana buns.

you must have schooled in houdegbe!

NaijaElba:
one of the best news have read on NL.....have actually been waiting to see news as regards arrest of those stupid mother fuckers....here in Chile people wear Camo anyhow....It is only in Naija that things are so wrong...cant imagine if that guy were to be normal...they would have killed him for wearing fake camo.....I wish they can just send them to jail for assault. Thanks to the people that recorded the silly event. Stupid Army....I will stop typing RIP each time they drop dead to Boko menace. I detest them!

shut the fvck up! That is Chile....this is #OUROWNAIJA. You dare open your mouth to call the entire Nigerian army stupid? Who does your rip help? Like anyone even gives a fvck of your comments! That 2 soldiers fvck up gives you no right to generalise it on our entire army! As far as I'm concerned, they're the best land soldiers we've got on the planet! Ruly or unruly, keep your Chile and we keep our naija! Like you dont know the evil criminals perpetrate using camo in Nigeria! Abeg ooo, if you no sure of something, no dey talk am! I assert, this is Nigeria, not Chile...

Hypocrites all over be posting sh!t....because he's crippled now, he's at advantage of wearing the millitary uniform? If not for the fact that Nigerias have no fear, is the military wear something for civilians to wear? As much as I love camo, it's wrong to put it on! Do you know how much evil people perpetrate under the guise of wearing that camo and they're not officers?


If that same cripple man points a gun at you, you'd allow him all coz he's crippled? Gbagbe oshi ooo. If I join soldier lasan, I go dey chubanshi dey go ni kawai! How dare a civilian? You want camo so much? Join the military!

jd1986:
Na Houdegbe?

its not funny....so, shut the fvck up!

RisMas:
Yes, We are better by far

Better by stress you mean? :/

BUHARIISCURSED:
UNILORIN part 2 loading

As in ehn! Unilorin own too much! Any small thing, na face tanke!

See as the woman resemble buhari

This man just be like mai ruwa

Chai.....My salary, my house rent. All gone! MMM bikonu oo!

Just let me GH once!

I didnt read anything....but yes, I'm hungry

Rityonyi:
Op I know your girlfriend is the one paying your rent.

SMH.. If only you all anti-MMM can start channeling their frustration on Buhari on how Naira now have no value, and how you have been brain-washed to vote for a ¨bad CHANGE¨.

Put your energy in writing articles that will give Buhari and his Ministers sleepless night so the can start doing things right.


I'm happy I didn't take advice of MMM haters here on Nairaland. I'm glad I joined despite the bad press.


I've been able to put smile on the faces of my parents, Widows and Orphans.


How many poor Nigerians have you helped in this recession?


If the unemployed come together and beg you for food, how many will you give food?


how many will you shelter? how many will you employ? infact who you epp?


MMM all the way! If u don't like it go and die


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oops... maybe you don't even have money to PH and you are frustrated at your friends, neighbors and cousins that are making it through MMM while you can barely feed yourself not to talk of paying half of ur gf rent.

Bros abeg wetin be PH, GH and BC?

Mmm is back again!

ogawisdom:
. We have not heard much abt ppl who has been matched n paid since yesterday. Honestly mmm is gone n d statement abt paying the poor first n setting daily limits in GH sums it up. People may have to wait till forever to have their GH matched even when matched who is d idiot dt will pay u nw knowing fully well he might nt get his money back? D more matching for GH is delayed d less confidence ppl will have in mmm BC it suggests scarcity of PH


Mavro is too clever n his resumption statement is filled with alot of uncertainties.

Bros why? na maths? Wetin be GH, BC and PH?

GreenMavro:
so yesterday morning MMM unfreeze my mavro, wen I saw the rate at which it has grown I was marveled, I quickly GH, in the evening I took my guys to my favorite bar and started declaring drinks and food, when the bar attendant calculated the cost it was equivalent to my mavro value..... I told d bar attendant not to worry and gave him a cheque post dated Tuesday....

I woke up to check my po and discovered I have not been merged....

na to go beg the man mk he no present my cheque oh!


MMM biko

my brother, abeg wetin be GH? the place wey I dey now sef, I no fit access my MMM account online due to bad service! Enlighten me more please!

[quotedquote author=Gflat post=52769308]Jesus fücking Christ! [/b][/quote]please, respect yourself!

Jesus fücking Christ! [/b][/quote]please, respect yourself!