chiogo:

Zigbo, what are u talkin' about??

toyinrayo:

@cuteass
so your the reason why lloyd wudnt home come. . .yea, i saw his pic in your profile

cute-ass:

Come home ke? which home?? The only home LLOYD loves and enjoys coming back to at the end of the day is "ours" . . as in mine and his

Oooh ooh, so you're that girl?? Yea, my hubby LLOYD came home some time back talking about this girl that kept stalking him at a consert, he said the girl was a hand-full . . she even started proposing to him from the audience . . so its you?? Chei wonders shall never end, this world really is a small place.

Anyways pele, hes all mine, you're a minute or two too late . . besides Chingy is my second husband, so hands off Akon is taken too, yea, by one and only me, even Nonso Diobi and . . . the rest of my flock. Just so you know

For my husbandssss

doyin13:

See Roscodaddy.

Make you watch ya step o. Cause as you get to know this girl
u go learn say the girl mouth sharp.

No be because of her english people dey come here abuse am. Na because them e don
fight with many people.

Many friends have become her foes on this forum.

Watch out o

Can you kindly tell me who the friends are because i seem lost oh, am tired of all these fucking shit. wtf are my friends that am not foes with. The last time i check, i never mentioned we my friends are on nl, or even claim to have friends on nl, don’t start something you can finish.


I didn't know a mad person will attack people for no valid reason.

Don’t start something you can not finish oh, you don’t fucking know me neither do I appreciate are these foolish talk of yours. wtf is wrong with you people, do i fucking know

doyin13:

Moodylady- You are truly in ''no one's legend''

You too much abeg. Clap for yourself.

Roscodaddy:

Doyin,who get her time,I no send am,I just dey advise am make she dey use pidgin if she no sabi english,at least all man go understand.

MoOdYLaDy:

Dude wtf are you talking, who care what you send or not, damn why can't people just mind their freaking business and keep moving

Roscodaddy:


See this okoko,I dey try help you,your mouth dey sharp,FYI,infact make I break am down (for your information),I dey try download Queen's Premier make you begin read, olodo rabata .

MoOdYLaDy:

Dude wtf are you talking, who care what you send or not, damn why can't people just mind their freaking business and keep moving

toyinrayo:

girl, you best devorse lloyd, too, b/c i caught him cheating on you with another girl, me. he came crying back to me last night, but i had to let him go. and good gosh, how many husband do you want, jo
and chingy? girl, you best be out of your mind because he's taken by me . dnt play with the lioness for her lion . she bites and scratches. Akon, lol, i dnt want him ooo, so your his 13th wife . abeg, cuteass, you deserve better than him, go find someone else jare, dnt mind Akon. just stay away from my baby Chingy, and we'll get along

Roscodaddy:


See this okoko,I dey try help you,your mouth dey sharp,FYI,infact make I break am down (for your information),I dey try download Queen's Premier make you begin read, olodo rabata .

Help who Do I know you, plz save that crap for someone else, Nairalanders will never seem to surprising at makes you smart   , what a slowpoke, wasn't expecting much from an uneducated lowlife like you, oya return to the cage you came from and do what you do best there.

MoOdYLaDy:

Help who Do I know you, plz save that crap for someone else, Nairalanders will never seem to surprising at makes you smart , what a slowpoke, wasn't expecting much from an uneducated lowlife like you, oya return to the cage you came from and do what you do best there.

cute-ass:

You see how to catch liars?? I and LLOYD spent the whole of yesterday together. He didnt leave my sight at all, not even for the tiniest minute. He was giving me an all-day romantic saturday . . so you fail in that attempt

Well about Akon, its just his voice i use once in a while, and i love watching him perform, apart from that he can do whatever with whoever

Chingy , . lets just say, you my girl dream alot. The sooner you wake up, the better for you. Please go and find your own husband oo, jealousy

doyin13:

Hahahahaha. . .na wa o

Moodylady. . .another feather for your illustrious cap.

between. . .i remember you reprimanding someone for complaining about intrusions. So make you too no complain.
This is a public forum.

I see the life is really fighting with you, why do you carving for so much attention .

And you still never answered my question, who are the friends  that have now become my foes.

You got no evidences to back up your claims, I don't blame you since what most of your hypocrites spend time gossiping at YIM

Abeg i no send jare, Omo Eko will always be the hot thing on Nairaland , so you either love or hate it

Islander:

Now why for the love of God did I miss all this??

Now as much as I am pressed for time, permit me to just reply Nairaland notorious child molester, Star, Look boy, I have repeatedly told you that you do not posses the qualities befitting those in my clique. The last time  I checked I was not your foster mom, so get over me and move on, Why the hell are you so traumatised? The evidence is all over Nairaland, you keep following me around begging like a freaking vagrant in Grand Central, Now repent of your sinful act and move on,

PS, For all you morons who somehow assumed that Moodlady and I spend our T-mobile minutes discussing Nairaland and NLDERS think again, I am somewhat happy I didn't come upon this thread earlier, or I just know I would have had to admit myself back to rehab. Now Islander has a lot of things going on, she really has no time for jobless, under-achievers, Now git los peros,

LOL I guess that was what gave Goat head Doyin the impression that we  we are now foes, what a bunch of morons . I will be needing to more than rehab myself tomm

Roscodaddy:


Moodylady,I swear,I no fit waste good english on top of your matta because you be lost case na night school go fit you,lasu part time for ibeju lekki,see who dey call each oda low life,you wey no fit construct one simple sentence without bombing,shelling,tabun,scud missle,i tire for you oh and you even get guts to say you fine,come to think of it,if you see fine girl wey dey kill english,wetin una go do,the Queen's Premier don almost download finish na 67% so remain small,but from the first page see wetin them write so you no go make mistake


I go up.

Dude stop acting like a freaking coward and face me with your real username, stupid idiot , you are not even a man enough to post with your own username, you are a waste of sperm

toyinrayo:

@cuteass
*sighs* Liar ke? does lloyd have an identical twin, b/c you seems to be lost. abeg you can't tell the different b/c lloyd( my ex-husband) and lloyd banks(your current husband)?

and Chingy, i have the wedding certificate of us right in my hands this minute, i'll like to show it to you, but i'd rather not. i don't want to depress you and make you cry na. oya, go back to lloyd banks, he's waiting for you. and the next time your heels touch my billion dollars matrimonial lawn, i'll set the canines after you. pele, dnt mind me jare, i just dnt share whats mines

cute-ass:

Eeeya, pele eehn Its tough i know . . i can only imagine how painful it was for you to wake up and realise you were dreaming.

Thing is, LLOYD is waiting for me in bed, and i can't keep him waiting Chingy is in the guest room too, so its either you stuck your bed with dolls resembling them, or you're yet to wake up from that dream. Either way, i feel bad on your behalf

Let me go make my man happy, maybe some day you'll have one too

Nite dear.

MoOdYLaDy:

Dude stop acting like a freaking coward and face me with your real username, stupid idiot , you are not even a man enough to post with your own username, you are a waste of sperm

toyinrayo:

we'll see, we'll see. just take it easier on lloyd banks and 50cents

goodnight

Roscodaddy:

Jesus, Moodylady,who born you,omo see english,you are not even a man enough,girl u be something else,una family no body go school abi na sign language una dey take talk for house,your folks nor dey look your home work to correct you,na wah,this one don pass adult education oh,thank good say we don get primary 1-9 you fit start from anyone of them,why you no go sabi spell sperm idiot,na waste you be for this one,you don eva see or read this saying beauty -Brain=Hellfire,oh,I don forget say you no sabi read.Dullard Dounce

cute-ass:



@ Islander & Moodylady

Sugars, i need to hit my bed . . talk to you guys tomorrow. Much love

Goodnite sweetie , you tired sef, staying up this late

Roscodaddy:


Moodylady,I swear,I no fit waste good english on top of your matta because you be lost case na night school go fit you,lasu part time for ibeju lekki,see who dey call each oda low life,you wey no fit construct one simple sentence without bombing,shelling,tabun,scud missle,i tire for you oh and you even get guts to say you fine,come to think of it,if you see fine girl wey dey kill english,wetin una go do,the Queen's Premier don almost download finish na 67% so remain small,but from the first page see wetin them write so you no go make mistake
I go up.

Islander:

Mood you really have energy to burn. I told you to save your energy for my 50th birthday bashment,

PS, I am "confuzzled" Now correct me if I am wrong. But how the hell can "blinds lead blind"?, I have been reading blundering fools attemting to correct others blunders, Now isn't that something else? My good God,
Islander really is NOT up to this tonight, ( you people should be elated) I am taking care of "Homeland Security" Come back next week muppets,

Yes oh i even regreted replying them at first but I had to put these asshole in their places

LOL I thought it was only me that saw it, even star and zigbo of all people are trying to act smart, na wa ooooooo

Roscodaddy:

Jesus, Moodylady,who born you,omo see english,you are not even a man enough,girl u be something else,una family no body go school abi na sign language una dey take talk for house,your folks nor dey look your home work to correct you,na wah,this one don pass adult education oh,thank good say we don get primary 1-9 you fit start from anyone of them,why you no go sabi spell sperm idiot,na waste you be for this one,you don eva see or read this saying beauty -Brain=Hellfire,oh,I don forget say you no sabi read.Dullard Dounce

cute-ass:

50cents ke?? abeg oo. I didnt say i was having it with every Tom, Benson and Harry.

Come to think of it, you could have 50 nah, you know what they say "beggers cannot be choosers"

And Lloyd Banks could be your spare, and then you'd quit the silly act of dreaming of the kings of my heart , talke ya time oo

omogenaija:

@ topic

i have the worst grammar in the house , no one is perfect everyone makes mistakes, i mean its only internet so why do people take this place so seriously

doyin13:

I guess we should ask you why you are taking the thread seriously.