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CrimeRe: How I Was Falsely Accused Of Stealing A Guy's Genitals Yesterday by 9jaBloke:
Me I'd have instituted a case of false accusation, attempted murder and fraud against him and told the police to detain him since we were already in a police station.

You were just lucky with that crowd, You could have lost your life. People have been lynched in similar circumstances.

'Conspiracy to bring false accusation' carries a minimum sentence of 7 years imprisonment in the Criminal Code Act of Nigeria (Section 125)

We need to start teaching criminal conspirators/false accusers lessons.
PoliticsRe: Court Stops NLC, TUC’s Tuesday strike by 9jaBloke: 4:48am On Nov 11, 2023
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RomanceRe: Zainab Abidoye & Mother Lived Off Man's Wealth But Refused To Marry Him (Photos) by 9jaBloke:
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Mayor is anything but her close friend.

52 & 22 should count their losses and move on.
PoliticsRe: Governor Uzodinma Apologizes Over NLC President Attack by 9jaBloke:
Pre-election Politics!
You may not agree with everything NLC does but a physical assault on an NLC president is a slap on the faces of all Nigerian workers and a dangerous precedent.

A verbal apology won't cut it. The people involved need to be held responsible and brought to book.
EducationRe: 7 Private Universities In Anambra And Their Owners by 9jaBloke: 9:39pm On Nov 08, 2023
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Madonna University Y2k lipsrsealed
Father Founder Father Chancellor
Very Rev. Fr. Dr. Prof. Emmanuel Edeh
Onukwube
Ugwoke
Franca
Duru
Aunt Philo
Chukwuma
Handsome Jerry
Papa Ejima
CSO
Admin Block
Hostel E
Pentagon
Black Street
Cafeteria
Uptown
Foreign AffairsRe: Gordan Grlic Radman Attempted To Kiss Annalena Baerbock by 9jaBloke: 11:14am On Nov 04, 2023
Kissing is a common gesture of greeting in Europe and some parts of America.

While cheek-kissing is common in many cultures, each country has a unique way of kissing.

In Slovenia, Serbia, North Macedonia, Montenegro, Russia, the Netherlands, Switzerland, Poland and Lebanon, it is customary to "kiss three times, on alternate cheeks".

Italians, Croatians and Hungarians usually kiss twice in a greeting and in Mexico and Belgium only one kiss is necessary.

In Ecuador, women kiss on the right cheek only and in Oman it is not unusual for men to kiss one another on the nose after a handshake


#A little learning is dangerous and google is our friend.
CrimeRe: EFCC Secures Conviction Of 41 Internet Fraudsters In Oyo, Ogun by 9jaBloke: 9:02am On Nov 04, 2023
Relax guys

Let them be prosecuted. Those that can prove their innocence will be set free and the full weight of the law should come down on the rest.

These guys are making life impossible for legit online transactions. Once you drop Nigeria as your country, you are immediately profiled negatively.

I know the EFCC are not eager to prosecute corrupt politicians. In fact I'm beginning to think that their primary mandate is to pursue yahoo boys. Still, let's not defend criminals. We should just put pressure on EFCC to go after the real criminals in office.
CrimeRe: Rev. Fr. Samson Emokhidi Is Missing In Abuja (Photos) by 9jaBloke: 3:30pm On Nov 03, 2023
May God protect him wherever he is and bring him back safely 🙏
PoliticsRe: I Want An Igbo To Be President Of Nigeria , But Then I'm Afraid by 9jaBloke: 1:04pm On Nov 03, 2023
Anyone who cannot reason beyond tribe, race or religion is half-brained.

I will support any Nigerian with the right qualities.
EducationRe: All Hotels In Owerri Fully Booked! FGGC Owerri Old Students Stranded by 9jaBloke: 12:59pm On Nov 03, 2023
That's really bad. Highest bidder, I'm guessing. A reservation is a reservation. They should sue the hotels, but that's if they paid o.
Science/TechnologyRe: What I Saw In The Sky In Ikoyi Today by 9jaBloke: 11:36am On Nov 03, 2023
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Ekùn fé bímō
FoodRe: The Best Food - American Man Tastes Nigerian Jollof Rice, Egusi & Fufu by 9jaBloke: 9:15am On Nov 03, 2023
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African/Nigerian cuisine is actually really good and should be up there with the Italian, French and Thai

Nigerian restaurant owners overseas are steady cashing out and their non-african clientele increase on the daily.


...but someone should have told him that we don't eat fufu & rice together.
PoliticsRe: We Transfered Budget For Yacht To Student Loans - Reps by 9jaBloke: 6:36pm On Nov 02, 2023
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Nigeria


We don't need DSTV


Just have data

Whoever released that joke of a presidential reply should have compared notes with this committee before going public.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Speaks On Request For Presidential Yacht Worth N5 Billion by 9jaBloke:
🐘 Project

Even if the request was from the Navy, couldn't the committee on appropriation question its relevance?

The reason has to be stated and justified. Saying that the Navy must have operational reasons for including it in their budget just doesn't sit well.
SportsRe: Ghana Asamoah Gyan Loses Properties To Ex-wife, To Pay $2000 Monthly Stipends by 9jaBloke: 1:56am On Nov 01, 2023
There's more to this story. It's difficult to judge without the full gist
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley, Sam Larry Sue Magistrate, Police, Demand N40m As Compensation by 9jaBloke: 10:46am On Oct 31, 2023
They may not be able to tie them to Mohbad's death but there's overwhelming evidence of harassment and Mohbad filed a case of assault and threat to life before his demise. Their counsel is not sensible. Sueing the Police is a wrong move.
PoliticsRe: APC Supporters React As President Tinubu Appoints Obidient As Special Assistant. by 9jaBloke: 9:09am On Oct 31, 2023
Tinubu knows exactly what he is doing
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Verdict: Atiku's Press Conference (Live) by 9jaBloke: 11:56am On Oct 30, 2023
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CelebritiesRe: Portable Attacks Olamide For Signing His Ex- Signee, Young Duu by 9jaBloke: 6:21pm On Oct 28, 2023
Portable angry
CrimeRe: BREAKING: Maine Shooting Suspect Robert Card Has Been Found Dead by 9jaBloke: 7:30am On Oct 28, 2023
I don't know why I saw Report Card at first read.

I saw these questions online yesterday:

Why was this shooter certified okay and released from the institution where he was previously held?

Which Individuals/organizations were responsible for keeping tabs on him?

Which laws were broken by such organizations and what are the penalties?


This is not a case of an unknown shooter. He was already known to be unstable and thus, potentially dangerous.

Someone has to be held responsible. This cannot keep happening unchecked.
LiteratureRe: 12 Novels Considered The “Greatest Books Ever Written” by 9jaBloke:
Virginia Woolf

For those disputing the inclusion of Things Fall Apart, this list is actually from a reputable British website: britannica.com

https://www.britannica.com/list/12-novels-considered-the-greatest-book-ever-written

I wonder why the OP didn't state the source.

Things Fall Apart is more than just a novel written by a Nigerian. You need to understand the literary significance and impact on African literature.

One of the first African novels to receive global critical acclaim. It is widely read and studied in English-speaking countries around the world. The novel was first published in the United Kingdom in 1962 by William Heinemann Limited, and became the first work published in Heinemann's African Writers Series (most of which I binge-read).

It is regarded as a milestone in Anglophone African literature, and for the perception of African literature in the West. It has come to be seen as the archetypal modern African novel in English, and is read in Nigeria and throughout Africa.

It is studied widely in Europe, India, and North America, where it has spawned numerous secondary and tertiary analytical works. It has achieved similar status and repute in Australia and Oceania.

It has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide. Time magazine included the novel in its TIME 100 Best English-language Novels from 1923 to 2005. It has been translated into more than 50 languages, and is often used in literature, world history, and African studies courses across the world.

The publication of Achebe's Things Fall Apart helped pave the way for numerous other African writers. Novelists who published after Achebe were able to find an eloquent and effective mode for the expression of the particular social, historical, and cultural situation of modern Africa.

Before Things Fall Apart was published, most of the novels about Africa had been written by European authors, portraying Africans as savages who were in need of western enlightenment.

This book helped convince the world that African Writers have something to offer and publishers paid attention.


The comment below is needless.
Wole Soyinka is one of the greatest literary icons in the world and last time I checked, he is still the only Nigerian with the Nobel prize in Literature. Rare feat!

adolfHitler1934:
He wrote "Pirates of The Sea Dogs" How to become a Cultist.

Foolish overrated Professor.
Achebe & Soyinka were founding members of Ulli Beier's Mbari Club, together with J.P Clark, Chris Okigbo, Demas, Mabel and Pa Bruce Onobrakpeya and they all maintained maximum respect for one another.

It's sad to see this generation of youngsters, most of who do not know literary s**t from chocolate denigrate their legacy.


It's high time we switched off our tribal antennae
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CelebritiesRe: Blackface And 2face Idibia Again After Some Years by 9jaBloke: 8:40am On Oct 26, 2023
Yes, Tuface obviously did him dirty. Black was right in calling him out, suing him and forcing the resolution to share the proceeds from African Queen. He should have moved on after that but he didn't.

Now, very talented Blackface spent most of his productive years hating Tuface.

Years he could have invested in songwriting, collaborations and grooming young artists.

Sadly, he literally paused his own progress to monitor and hate on Tuface.

This should be a lesson to all of us.
Music/RadioRe: Which Of These Current Nigerian Musicians Surprised You The Most? by 9jaBloke:
Very tough choice because the three of them have done incredibly well.

Rema released Dumebi aged 19 in 2019 and it was refreshingly unique and catchy. Like some of Jazzy's previous younglings, many expected his light to dim, but he dropped banger after banger, established a distinct musical style, went global with Calm Down and put his sound on the world map. He won Headies next rated 2019 and he is just 23.

Omah Lay's 'Lo Lo' is unarguably one of the best songs released during the COVID. It ruled the airwaves and definitely made our lockdown better. He proved not to be a flash in the pan by staying consistent and he does not have a bad song till date. He went on to win the headies next rated award for year 2020. He is 26.

Asake was so ubiquitous in 2022 that he became a household name in less than a year. He is a typical case of preparation meets opportunity. He and Yhemolee practically ruled the entertainment space while at OAU Ife, so when YBNL came calling, he was ready. I call him the Tupac of our day because his lyrical prowess is mind-blowing. Headies next rated 2023. He is 28.


You see why it is a difficult choice, they were all rated to blow.

I will go with Omah Lay though. Reason: While Rema had Don Jazzy and Asake had Olamide, Omah Lay self-produced his debut song 'bad influence' to break himself into the limelight.
CelebritiesRe: Lionel Messi And His Family Pictured With Ed Sheeran At Florida Concert by 9jaBloke: 10:27am On Oct 25, 2023
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Someone once asked me what Ed Sheeran's musical genre was and I replied

Ed Sheeran
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police Force Replies Over Age Applicant "Oya So Pe Oti Lo" by 9jaBloke: 10:21am On Oct 25, 2023
Not professional
PoliticsRe: Did Anyone Notice Governor Akeredolu Swollen Right Hand? by 9jaBloke:
Una go use English kill person one day
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Terrorists Interrogation Video by 9jaBloke: 8:46am On Oct 24, 2023
angry
SportsRe: Today Is Rashidi Yekini's 60th Birthday by 9jaBloke: 9:01am On Oct 23, 2023
Thank you naptu2, for always.
EducationRe: Kaduna: Principal, Others allegedly Brutalise Student To Death (Disturbing photo by 9jaBloke: 10:11am On Oct 21, 2023
Jesus!!!
PoliticsRe: Why Naira Is In Free Fall – Olusegun Aganga by 9jaBloke: 10:08am On Oct 21, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Talk is cheap o. For someone like him who had the opportunity to implement all he has said but never did so then it's cheap talk. Check my signature for free stuffs!
The comment I was looking for!

Anyone who has been in office or has had the opportunity to effect positive change in any of our sectors but didn't, should be quiet.
CelebritiesRe: VeryDarkMan Meets Davido & Cubana Chief Priest by 9jaBloke: 2:23pm On Oct 20, 2023
David. Lol
CrimeRe: Lagos Launches Manhunt For Motorist Who Threw Waste From Car by 9jaBloke: 1:24pm On Oct 18, 2023
Just find out whose name and address the car is registered in.

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