₦airaland Forum

Bigprick9inches:
Anyhow he gives u will all criticize, if he gives and don't publicize, una go say he doesn't give. If he publicize but don't show una go say Na scam, if he show una go say na publicity stunt, I tire o

Bigprick9inches:
OMG please shut up. If he give una go talk if he no give una go talk, if he ask una to pay tithe una go talk. WTF. Before u even start quoting mejke an slowpoke, I ain't even a Christian

Wizard999:
chief, I am proudly in my country.. I am also living my dream!! I would never trade it for anything in this world...

smato:
U have to invest in Nigeria, invest in bitclub where u earn 300% ROI for a year, u will be paid every week for a year

timesup234:
There are more people being robbed, kidnapped and killed in America than Nigeria. You guys are truly under a brainwashing circle. Nairaland is filled with minors who are just starting life. No sane person in his/her mid 30's will type some of the garbage I see here. Only brainwashed mofos believe success has anything to do with location. America gives you zero chance of making it like everywhere in the world. You must create your success path yourself. This is a thread of the dumbest set of individuals

ibedun:
See story!

You will end up in Libya if care is not taken.

ibedun:
Then jet off to Libya

LordAdam16:
They don't deal with it. They accept it as facts of life. Not as anomalies but part of what it means to be Nigerian. The Nigerian psyche is damaged beyond repair and it is heavily contagious. Which is why no matter how long you stay outside the shores where things are much better, the moment you land in MMIA, your brain resets to survival mode. Like you just ported back in time to the Jurassic period where every living thing is out to maim you.

And the sick thing is that most can't even imagine it being better. Sure they see the better infrastructure and hear of better pay, but they could never fathom what it is like to live in a society where things work better than they do in Nigeria.

-Lord

Laple0541:
The most handsome pastor in Nigeria.

alhajisocrates:
Ejoo Biko...What do i do to this my teeth mbok!!!

handsomeguy4kyf:
nice one are you a dentist?

RedGold2017:
I like that you took time to give this testimony, still many will not get it. They are young, so let them explore, the ones that are smart would be able to pick wise words from this thread. Wait for them also to come and attack and insult you that this is a made up story. At end of the day, whether home or abroad there are some principles to life, it takes many years to realize some go to their graves with no self actualization or realization.
My favorite quote is this
"Whether you think you can or think you can't, you are right"

erico2k2:
TH I EF, the worse part is that you aint even a smart o n.
you are based in London and design website ahaha these kids, you thought the internet will forget so mething you posted 2013 right?

Rhea:
Come back to Nigeria and spend 6 months on vacation. If after then you still feel that passion, that is if

justscorchone:
When you have the paper though,then it's smooth sailing and no worries for the rest of your days.nothing bad being a foreigner with cash in your pocket,a nice job,security and common necessities of life at your disposal,shiiiittt

Princedapace:
No my dear, Libya is having political crisis.. They have three govt.

Alcatraz005:
It is right? Care to explain why it is sad?

wonlasewonimi:
I was told you can buy fake rice now

timesup234:
Are people this dumb? How come not a single poster here knows Americans are suffering more than Nigerians? 75% of Americans will die completely broke and in debt. If Americans were asked to advance 6 months rent over 280 million of them will sleep on the street and if their paycheck is delayed for one week then 65% of them will sleep inside the gutter. Americans that cant boast of 400usd in an emergency you dumb idiots are trying to compare to Nigerians where an average serious worker can save up 500k easily. The journey of Nigerians to America have been one of complete failure, not a single one have made it genuinely. 85% of Americans dont even have 30kusd in cash. Everyone here sound dumb

Alcatraz005:
We have an abundance of human resources to stay back and develop the country.

TheAlchemist:
Nicely said,,, but sadly things hardly work that way, before you know it the fuel station might be ear marked for demolition, because the lawyer did not ensure that the proper C/O of was obtained, hope you get my drift, or that the road network has to expanded, no problem the person who invested all his money in developing the petrol station, might wait forever to get government compensation... things hardly work the way it should, in this Country.

Alcatraz005:
Are typing from tripoli or anywhere in Libya?

lyricalz:
OP there we know Nigeria is tough bros is so cuz the gap between the rich and poor is wider, but I tell you if you know what you are doing Nigeria is one of the best place to make money, there are many pple making it big time in Nigeria, though few, compared to the overall population. So don't mind the advise here on nairaland, in reality u can make more money here in Nigeria if you have the capital and know what exactly you are during. You are welcome home bro. if any of us here in Nigeria can make enough and live comfortably, no one will ever think of going abroad, no place like ur own, home is home.

babaskool:
Dear diasporan, firstly, I would like to thank you for your passion for Nigeria, I decided to move back to nigeria a year ago too after 7 years in the Uk. So I understand your anxiety in all ramifications.
Secondly ignore all the negative comments you see on this thread, only people who have left nigeria for years and see there is hardly anything a developed country can offer, only a developing country can provide the means by which ones investment can grow without endless Taxes,bills, social security contributions, medical insurance e.t.c

You have done well for yourself by saving up to 30k to invest in Nigeria and trust me with the right planning you would not go wrong, there are people living in Lagos who have the equivalent of 30k dollars in naira and they are not in politics or ever travelled to the US so how come they have 30k dollars in thier account.

So please ignore anyone who discrouages from coming back to invest in a country that would give you a Massive yield for your investment. It's better to be a king in your country than a mouse in someone else.

So back to the information you really need, your safe bet in Nigeria right now which can generate up to 50% yield is these 3 things : 1.education 2. Real estate 3. Petrol/filling station ...your capital of 30 k dollars is more than enough to do this ...

So like I said above in less than a year your business would have paid back it's 30k investment, the only serious setbacks of doing business in Nigeria is finding the right type of people to get you started not the cost of fuel or police brutality or lack of electricity or any of the things you see on twitter or cnn...

The full scenario of Nigeria is not what you see online, there are incredible opportunities here you would never see online cos it's very hard to describe the opportunities online to anyone ...
I don't think I can say everything on here since I moved back to Nigeria but first things first you would need to incorporate a Nigerian company. I am a Nigerian lawyer so I can help you with that as fast as you can say the word a certificate of incorporation. Thereafter we would have to help you with a domicillary account so your money can be moved across continents with ease .. In addition I could also help you with a certificate of capital importation ( this certficate allows you to transfer your current at the Cbn rate )

After this then your business or company is ready for any actual real investment possible ...also if you do not mind I have 3 detailed business proposals on the 3 ideal business I listed above which is 1. Building a small scale school (education ) 2 . Real estate (buying land or a building the finished product at a high margin house flipping it's called or 3. A petrol / filling station ( petrol stations in Nigeria make up to 400,000 naira in a day ( I have statistics to back this up ) so imagine building a petrol station with 30k dollars and making up to 1k dollars in sales in a day ...


In less than a month after you start operating you would thank God for leaving the US and coming to invest in Nigeria and not missing out on the Nigerians on twitter or fb ...cos real business is not on twitter or fb...it's here in Nigeria in particular when you get the right type of people to help you ....

This post is too long so pls contact so I can send the business proposals I have for you for free firstly then after I can advice you on the company matters so you can find out if these things I say are lies or not ....
Yours sincerely
Akinola eluyefa esq

Abagworo:
Nigeria is a lovely country and you can enjoy life even in the remotest of places once you have some cash.

Tunagee:
These are the kind of people that will desperately seek greener pasture only to end up in Libya and become slaves. Bunch of unpatriotic idiots. Do u know whether the OP is well connected here? Assholes!!!!