Seunpaul01:
Havertz is sick today. The count should be 0 - 4

It's annoying when player no learn to improve.

Stop being a slow player.

Havertz too slow abeg

When he recently arrived England, he was a fast pace player and a poacher. But he has learned to adapt to English football where you think before you strike the ball, hence his slow pace. Otherwise, one mistake might ruin the whole team.

crazygod:

I agree man city remains the only team that can beat Chelsea in the league but there are some other teams that can beat Man city that will be a walk over for Chelsea. Every department in Chelsea is working. Most of their goals are from defenders sef. Thats the difference between Chelsea and the rest of the clubs in the league. City drops unnecessary points this season.

The premier league competition is unforgiving.

One or two games loss as a top flight team might define your season.

Perez99:
Good day nairalanders.
I will make it very brief. Please I need your advice.
I've been a nairalander since 2016 but this is my first official post.

My father is a good, noble and humble man. A successful business man. He's very proud of us (his children), we're also proud of him. We're 3. I'm 29 years of age, the eldest and only son. He make sure we don't lack anything. We all went to one of the prestigious Private University in Nigeria. I and my immediate baby sis are graduate, while last born still in 300l.

The problem is that, my father don't know how to dress, he prefer to wear faded and worn out clothes. My dad drive highlander 2014 model. If my Dad comes down from his car, you will think he's a driver to an imaginary Boss because of the way he dressed.
Blessed memories of my beloved mom May her soul R.I.P. She was always complaining and sometimes my Dad won't listen to her.

I'm a good fashion designer, my love for fashion is topnotch. I also own a laundry store and a barbing store. I've been privileged to sew some clothes for comedian Buchi which he loves so much and he promised to patronize me again.

GOD in heaven knows how many lovely, mature and soft dress I've sew and bought for my father with my money. He only wears it once and won't wear it again, there are some he haven't put on at all. He celebrated his birthday August, I bought this nice shirt 18k for him as a gift. Till today he hasn't put it on.

Please note: money is not his problem. The other day he stopped by at my store, I and my boys were working. He noticed nobody was using one of my industrial machines. He asked and I said it was faulty. He said how much? I said 170k but I'll change it soon before January....(because I just wrapped my car from corolla to ES Lexus)....Before I could say Jack... Baba don send me 200k. I ordered the machine instantly.

See what happened this morning, He got an invitation to attend a meeting. The smartest way to dress for a highly regarded man like him is native wear.
So he gave me this faded black trouser turning white to brush for him, that he wanted to wear it for the meeting...See eh, It was so annoying. I went to his room gathered the nice, starched and ironed native I could gather and I told him to select one, that I won't brush that faded trouser. He started saying ... " I'm proving stubborn and all manner things"... I'm sure our tenants could hear our argument.

Please Nairalanders. What can I do to make my Dad dress well. I plan to set fire on those faded and worn out clothes but it will look so disrespectful. I'm sure his friends have accepted his mode of dressing.
My siblings and I are tired of complaining.

Please I need an advice!!!

As long as he isn't putting on tattared clothes when stepping out. He is a smart man. He is of the belief/knowledge that people judge other people finance by their fashion appearance at face value.

So, what he does is simply to confuse other people trying to put him in a financial class, thereby fitting in with the rich and poor and not getting unnecessary attention.

Vitiligo aka Michael Jackson skin disorder that made him began bleaching.

You lack vitamin D in your body. This is the side effect.

Spark2:
Hello NL.
I'm going to keep this brief.

It started three weeks ago. my mum, who was walking normal with no problem suddenly could not walk. Her left leg began paining her severely that day. My mum was all in tears... She was rushed to the hospital where it was discovered that her sugar level was on the high side. The hospital gave drugs which stabilised it, at that point my mum was very weak, couldn't eat, each time she eat she throws up and also had some pain in the leg still. After a week in the hospital, we were then referred to a teaching hospital after a test showed that creatinine in her kidney was high.

The teaching hospital tried their best and I can say my mum is now okay. Except for the left leg. She can't still walk on it, the leg feels cold to touch with a little discolouration above the foot.

Doppler test showed that blood isn't really flowing through the leg. And they said they will need to amputate the leg to prevent the infection from growing to the other parts of the body.

Please I want to know if you know anyone who had similar condition and amputation was recommended but was later healed without need for amputation.

Please share your recommendations. I need my mum now more than before in my life. We are confused on whether to allow them to go on with the amputation or seek other alternatives.

Thank you very much.

Pls note that as at now, her sugar level, creatinine and other things are normal.

STOP the Doctors from performing that operation.

Get Astragulus to reverse your mom's kidney failure and when it's reversed, Get her on a low sugar diet and intermittent fasting.

I promise she will live very long and healthier.


And just so you know high Creatinine is a sign of failing kidney. The damage needs to be reversed ASAP.

First Half Analysis

Chelsea is doing well to dominate Newcastle and playing deep into their own half but Newcastle is being stubbornly defensive — their keeper wasting too much time to clear out.

Chelsea needs to move the ball quicker, make quicker passes and trying shots from the 18 yard.

No single corner for Chelsea in the first half due to lack of shot, despite the fact that we in possession of the ball 80% of the time.

Jorginho or Ziyech should be substituted for loftus cheek. We also missing injured Kovacic in this game. We need a box to box player to shake things up like Rudiger and Hudson odion has been doing.

On behalf of the real men out here. We BANISH this fellow from being referred to as a man.

Hence forth, they is a Nonbinary.

pocohantas:


Isn’t that the standard? Blame everyone but yourself?

That is why I will continue to commend Linda Ikeji for having that boy. She did what a right thinking woman should do. Not taking postinor 2 at 38.

If you want a child and you can cater for that child, by all means have that child. Even small girls of 21 are having their babies. Then a grown financially independent woman in her late 30s is somewhere asking “hope you didn’t cum inside”.

People must talk. When they are done talking, they will move on. With time they’ll appreciate the decision you took years ago.



I am 43. Not me.




No need for that. Menopause came early.

Poco, you 43 but look 23 the last time you had your picture up on here.

Good gene I must say or probably good diet.

Na bad belle full this life oooooo.

But anyways, they doing it for sanity spending reasons otherwise, Newcastle will bypass FFP rules like Man-city by just putting "VISIT SAUDI ARABIA" on their jersy as sponsor, then will massively pump in money to fund Newcastle big spending.

Or it could just be the name of one of Salman's companies just to beat FFP.

Even though, FFP blocked Marina's and Abramovic "players loan" strategy for big spending and business. Trust me, we will come up with a new strategy because we are Chelsea. Up the Chels.

None spiritually.

But

Intermittent Fasting is healthy and will make you live longer and younger.

The truth of the matter is; that leicester formation is a killer strategy that fools opposition team to try to out play their 3 man defense but in reality — leciester owns the midfield and can dictate the play of events.

This is the same thing my Chelsea's Tuchel does.

This is the same strategy that I have adopted
When playing FIFA to conquer computer.

SenecaTheYonger:
Buying her 1k card doesn't make OP an ATM.

And then what happens after he's done that and she requests air-time another time — using the same excuse.

If you op, how would you view yourself?

Makib2020:
Open a cement business for them both to manage

No profit in cement except he deals in large volume.

bayo2018:
Good day nairalanders

I wanna seek advise on behalf of my parent. My dad is a road side mechanic while Mum is a petty trader. Dad is 55yrs while Mum is 52yrs. I wanna ask what type of Business can I set up for my parent based on the Economy growth of the country.
I plan setting up a mini mart for my mum earlier buy after asking my sister about it she said it’s not a good business in terms of profitability.
Kindly help to suggest what type of Business I can set up for both of them so I can start working on it.

Rent a small shop for your mom to sell soup ingredients and vegetables NOT mini mart.

Then for pops, Buy him a Van/Bus for hiring contracts with people who intend to haul their goods.

SenecaTheYonger:


You could still fvck this girl if you wanted. You just played it like a child.

she reduced op's interest in her the moment she told op she has a committed boyfriend and didn’t want to do runs, nevertheless went ahead to outrightly demand from op using a flimsy excuse.

It's isn't bad enough to want to friend-zoning op but she added insult to the injury when she claimed she is shy to demand from her boyfriend so, op is now ATM okwiya?

kenzysmith:
Met this beautiful girl at shoprite, I approached her and we exchanged numbers. After a week, I began asking her out she told me she had a serious boyfriend and she doesn't double date or run paro. I said no problem and I never disturb her.

3 days ago she called me that she needed to do one month sub that her sub has finish. I told her to tell her boyfriend na! She said she was too shy to ask him for cards. It look some how that it don't want to look like she was bothering him. I said OK no problem that I can't access my account at the moment that am at offshore in the middle of a sea that she should send me #200 naira mtn so I can call my bro to sub for her, she send me the card and I text her thank you very much for the card that she is a nice person.

After like 6hrs she called to tell me my bro has not send her the card. I told her I DONT have one kobo to send to her and cut the call.

Did I do wrong my fellow nairalanders

I owe you a beer.

Iyaebe:
The only pets I like are goats and sheep.Handsome man with no hit songs, may God pick his call.Men that loves pets are kindhearted.

Do you imply Usher Terry Raymond has no hit song.

You just gave yourself away, telling us — it's a young person behind the keyboard that typed your comment.

Our last born grew up on Usher hit songs, even psquare (when together, in their early days) mimicked Usher and Michael Jackson style of music.

This is so dangerous in the long run and might end up in two kind of eventuality:

1 - Either we swap our legal tender (Naira) for the US Dollar.

Or

2 - Create a new currency and dumping the Naira altogether.

And when 2 happens, Even Dangote will be reduced from a Billionaire to a Millionaire.

It means, your car is due for oil change, it comes up every 5000 miles. So, even if you changed your oil and do not reset the light, it will not go away.

I know this man back in UNIBEN, Always blowing stupi d grammar. He took my department English once in 100 level GST (standing in for a different lecturer) and throughout the lecture, we just couldn't understand what this man was trying to lecture.

A sshole

Let's see this from another perspective.

Imagine this young man (op), who is frustrated by this lingering situation with no end in sight; Depressed and his mental health hitting rock bottom decides to just end his own misery by committing suicide?

What would be the fate of his Dad and family?

Will the second born carry on with the burden of treating their dad and family struggle?

Will their sick Dad be proud of the fate of his children which goal in life is to only care for him because he has terminal ailment?

For those that brought God into this dilemma.

Does God enjoy the suffering this family is going through?


According to Socrates: There is only one evil — Ignorance, and only one good — Knowledge.

DonroxyII:
What is responsible for Earth Revolution and Rotation... is the space/blanket itself spiralling due to Blackhole?

The sun gravitational pull is responsible for Earth and other planets rotation and revolution. The moon inclusive.

Anobella:



I need you to you to understand this if I said that space is expanding and it's sitting n an imaginary 3 or 4 dimensions then the distance if the sun to earth should increase the angle at which the sun is should also change

No. That's not how this works.

Think of space as inside a "water tank" and the cover of the tank is the beginning of the big bang, Then inside that Tank; we have billions of Galaxies, Billion of Stars (both dead stars and living stars, Billions of planets in each galaxies.

Stay with me bro, because we still inside that same tank.

Now, we human are in the milky way galaxy that house only 8 planets minus pluto, And we live in one of the planet called Earth.

Why is Earth habitable to us human?

The Moon, stars (dead stars) and sun (living star) all makes Earth livable and hence brought forth life in the planet.

Now lets talk on Earth Dimensions.

This quest for this knowledge came about after my senior man, Sir Isaac Newton postulated that Gravity is reaction of a spooky effects from a distance (String Theory), then My BIG Bros Albert Einstein, proved him wrong but NOT all wrong, just on the topic of Gravity — because Newton's law of motion, thermodynamics e.t.c still holds water till today.

But for gravity, My Bros Einstein nor gree with Newton Thoery ooo.

Einstein, proved with his maths that space (the tank aforementioned) has 3 dimensions 1- length, 2- height and 3-space. But there was a problem. The 4th dimension.

After Einstein figured out that light travel at a constant speed and can bend through space. GBAM!!! He figured space was a mere vacuum and that time is nothing but a stubborn illusion. Meaning, there is no such thing as past, present or future. We just exist in that Tank (space) and from the beginning of big bang till this moment is one day, man only invented time to keep track of events.

So therefore out 4th dimension is TIME.


Modified - Einstein called it space time.

I love Einstein's Brain. The Man was a Genius. But Newton was a mad Genius, before Newton Died, he burnt several of his works, Now imangine, if we had access of Newton's equation, how far we would have advanced in science. Newton's equation is the reason we reached the Moon and came back to Earth.

EMILO2STAY:
majority of his theories are Concocted gibberish with no proof . think about it, he never went to space to measure or detect anything he said about space and till this day non have been proven they are all lies.

I am about to shed tears for you, due to this answer you just posted.

This is so — NOT because, you proud of your ignorance but because, you a result of the dysfunctional education system in Nigeria.

I'm sorry, Nigeria failed you.

Tickles001:


Earth has far more surface gravity than Mars. I think you mixed up the figures.

You explaination pertaining to Earth is the affirmation of Earth 9% gravity.

Mars has 30% gravity, this is why Gravity on Mars is slower than on Earth.

Tickles001:


No. I'm not talking about bending of light. Space is not just a vacuum as you think, except you are limiting your definition to the absence of air.
The space is said to be a mesh of what they called space-time. And yes. We could bend this space-time, just that I wanted to keep it simple that's why I called it "bending space." Bending of light doest not change the distance between two points, but bending space-time does.
The 4th dimension is simply the time dimension. Other higher dimensions exist, but we don't have full understand of those yet.
Science has added a lot of things in the past few years. We don't have only three types of matter anymore. I think it's now up to six.

You truly mixing things up. And i don't want to make this seem like a back and forth argument because that fact(s) is scattered right here on the internet.

I take lessons from Neil Dygress Tyson and Prof Lawrence Krauss, so I will not argue what i know and spend more time still learning.

If you say your answer right over mine — then you right, but your answer won't change the objective fact of knowledge.

Astronomy and physics are so fun to learn and same time humbling that they changed my world view from being Atheist to Agnotic.

And by the way:

We know the other 3 dimensions, just study harder to figure it out yourself.

Beloved3:



Yes it is.

Scientist believe the big bang explosion gave the planets the first nudge of energy that caused them to start spinning, and they have ever remained in motion .

I believe God did.

Death of the stars and supernova. Not the big bang!

The big bang was just the first occurrence that started the chain of events in the solar system.

The big bang only resulted to space explotion and expansion, Dark matter is still pushing it far wide till today as first captured by the hubble space telescope.

SenecaTheYonger:


Space expansion literally doesn’t affect the earth or Nigeria. I used to loved those stuff but now I’m more grounded in reality and the current state of Nigeria

What! You just denied Earth and Nigeria their place in Astronomy. I bet the solar system won't be happy with you.

siofra:
Einstein also believed in the theory that will explain everything. The theory that will unify all theories. This formula of this theory if discovered will bring about another revolution in science just like his theory of relativity and Newton's laws did.
It is termed the theory of everything by Stephen Hawking.

Einstein is like the Jesus Christ of science.

Brilliant girl, you have been following up on science but, here is what Einstein meant by that unified theory.


QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT

This gave my bro (Einstein) sleepless night till he died. He never got to solve it and it's still unsolvable.

Einstein actually lost a debate against a fellow professor (Bohr) on this issue where he was quoted, in his words "God does not play dice with the universe"

Well, it turns out God does play dice with the universe as opined by Bohr. The dice thing is metaphorical but here is what they meant.

Quantum science is the study of the smallest of particles/quantum particles, smaller than atom but makes atom work, smaller than the inexplicable but let's call it "nothing" but when I try to define nothing, am still trying to describe something but anyway it remains nothing and the fact remains; it exists.

For example - When you unlock a door to an empty room, you feel its lukewarn and pitch dark until you put on the light, if I was to ask you, what is in the room? Your answer will be "nothing".

Well, turns out, they was some sort of energy in that room before your presence disturbed it so that room wasn't entirely empty.

Einstein was of the opinion that we can work that math to find out the radiating energy in the room before you got in, while Bohr said NO, it's not possible because we don't know what we want to calculate and your presence has also disturbed what we intend to calculate so nothing can be done.

This is still a hot debate in the science community.

Please forgive me if you don't understand, my example is contrived. Go look up quantum science for elaborate definition.

Tickles001:

YouTube would really explain it more than me. Do you also know that. According to Einstein, gravity has something on time. Time passes very slowly in regions of low gravity, and very fast in regions of high gravity.

This is very correct. And Earth has about 9% gravity. Mars 30% gravity.