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Ibime:
Every summer this place turns into a cult of mass delusion

Can never forget the summer of 2020 as clowns whipped themselves into a frenzy over Havertz all summer, only to see that nigga misplacing basic passes first game of the season. Do people have the general well-being of the club in mind or is it twitter games they play with rival fans over which player their club signed? Bloody Fabrizio Romano generation.

A good DM keeps you in the game, you can achieve that for low fee. The big bucks is paid for the consistent matchwinners who get your goals and assists.

Hahahaha. I see your argument here.

£220m on two DMs is a bit of a head scratcher to me. Who are Chelsea's scouts. Surely you can go to St Etienne or Real Betis and get a technical destroyer for €25m

Football has really casted man. This is why Pep keeps running away with the PL and people say he's spending. Lol who is not spending? He's just getting the most bang for his buck

andrewbaba44:
Bro you should saw where I said kane is worth fee nah ,the Kane deal is very okay

I was just glad they refused to be bullied by you guys ,the Bayern I know would want to trick their way with a lower transfer fee or will even offer 45 million for 2 year loan deal and run away after enjoying those 2 years

Kane will give Bayern at least 4/5 good season which is worth it 👌

Daniel Levy is a shylock negotiator. We had no choice dancing to their tune because this Harry Kane I dey see so be like who him head easy to turn.

We can't bully them because Harry Kane no get craze like them Mbappe. If he had threatened to sign pre contract in January and 100% guarantee free transfer that would have knocked down 10 or 20m off the price.

andrewbaba44:
100 million euros for Kane and 20 million addons

In today's market that people are paying £100m for DM? If they want extra £20m sef odi ok. If he wins us another Champions League he would be worth every penny

Kane is 4 years younger than the Lewy you bought. At least you're seeing it's a market issue not a Bayern issue

Segedinho:

Jamie Paragher on paraga as usual. Might be something in the Liverpool air. That's how Owen was yarnin dust the other day

jaxxy:
Who's ur people? I don't play tribal cards. In issues like these I always hold the man more responsible because he has the upper hand of money or position to influence or get the girl. The girl is a nobody and Just a 30 year old lawyer.

I called her season lawyer because I saw she had a chambers not knowing it was given to her by her Sponsor randy ayeni. It was not to praise her

I do not and will never support her actions in these circumstances as it is very wrong. However I have to blame the man who should know better more. He has more influence over her and the situation than she unless she used jazz on him which I don't think.

The girl is a nobody? So a 30 year old lawyer does not know not to pin another man belle on top Ayeni?

What is it with you people and always providing alibis for these heauxs? In this era of gender equality? Na swear? Stockholm syndrome? Wtf ☹

Aren't there women getting it out of the mud the good ol fashioned way. Without sleeping with every superior slanging wood

It's up to his wife to hold him accountable for cheating. Nobody else is to blame except the paternity fraud scammer. They are two adults that agreed to consenting knacks. That I slept with you does not mean you pin another man pikin on my neck

iamoyindamola:
How this werey found his voice immediately emilokan entered still they suprise me

Na Obasanjo get him medicine. That one trowey am for cell forget key. If not Yaradua wey get human compassion

iamoyindamola:
https://www.nairaland.com/7798778/dokubo-seeks-permission-battle-niger

Can this fool do one round sef🤣🤣🤣

These are exactly the people we should send to Niger. This nuisance right here.

Incognito9:
May 🤷

https://www.nairaland.com/7799099/petrol-price-may-jump-750

Nigerians go still enter street Las las. There's only so much managing and adjusting people can do.

iamoyindamola:
A40 i told you sweden will take advantage of Japanese height with set pieces
1-0 already

Japan started too slow. Didn't work Sweden like the Americans did

BlueRayDick:
Gbagada is the most reasonable place to live in the mainland if one was to consider close proximity to the island .

Gbagada houses are mostly in good shape compared to Surulere and the security there is way much better than Surulere’s.

All those uncountable estates after Ajah na dead o when it rains. The estate developers now make things worse with interlocking everywhere ; there’s nowhere for the water to go into the ground , it just stays on the surface of the interlocks on the streets and compounds .

You nailed it on the head. I daresay even Lekki itself na dead. Piss and diesel fumes is all there is to offer.

People paying millions in rent and need to buy pure water to bathe cos all the water na Brown.

God help you make you no fit afford better AC. Mosquitoes wey go invade your body.

Unless you're a nigga just trying to keep up with the Joneses. Gbagada, Omole is still your best bet

BlueRayDick:
Things dey happen o!

https://twitter.com/baddest_cash/status/1689649795940712448?s=46&t=fTyHHebrpRESB1QQVR9DVw

This lady did her induction ceremony at lead city university yesterday and today her dead body was found dumped by the road side after she went clubbing overnight .

This is incredibly sad man.

Coming from someone that has done a lot of clubbing I've never really understood the appeal. Fortunately we got away with it but a lot of people were not so lucky

Aimoye accident lori 3rd mainland, that small Yaba university road, that's for guys oh. We never count robbery, police gbege. I'll never forget two of my seniors from secondary school got shot dead right in V.I.

Now imagine babes, the ones that suffer this evil fate, the ones that get their drinks spiked and get graped.

This club thing sha. And what's really the cruise, loud nonsense music, cramped up spaces. No food sef. You go Shayo smoke Igbo finish come dey hungry like crazeman. Another aspect of clubbing I absolutely hated 😆😂

TrebleChamp:
Nigerians are being killed by herdmen/bandits, our special forces are going to Niger.

https://www.nairaland.com/7798527/gunmen-attack-heipang-barkin-ladi

This is why I liken these propagandists to Goebbels.

Them dey ginger for external invasion meanwhile average of 1000 people are getting slaughtered every other week in the Northern part of the country.

That's to tell you the average Nigerian life is not worth a damn to APC government

monerozi5590:
Please go and listen to interview about the man Buhari. He so much trust some people, which to me is one of his greatest weakness. About his integrity, there's is nothing to debate here.

...... Malami should be tried, if he is found guilty then he should face the music. I think ICPC are the ones doing the investigation.

Buhari is incompetent. Incompetence sometimes dey worst pass thief

CrystalTiger:
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Chai, life na one kain yeye thing sef..How the parents wn take do like this 😕..

This is one of the reasons I have this personal ritual of being alone and indoors 24hrs before and after any big/special thing in my life..

Yoruba do say. Ayo lo ma'n pa yan (Na Joy dey kill person)

Gamesmart:
Oloshos like JovialJune1 have been taught by their mothers that they are entitled to exploit men.

Hahaha no take am personally. Woman must always side with woman no matter wetin. Na their way.

Make e be woman wey beat her househelp nearly kill am. Them go unite blame the husband. 😆😂

You just unlook and keep moving

Swaelyf:
genuine friendship with women is possible but the men always ruin it thinking it could be something more and even get offended when its just the friendship you can really give.

I hear this all the time but genuine for who? How many of you do actually play the role of a friend? And I'm just keeping it a buck here. How many of you guys have male friends that you don't keep around just for one way utility.

How many of you don't exploit the few men that stick around and accept the supposed friendship?

Men are logical. If we see benefits in being your friend without the relationship it's not hard.

Some of you have girlfriends who are single how many times do you link them up with your supposed male friends? You rather hoard them because you don't want your supply of attention to dwindle if they hit it off. Or even worse the utterly ridiculous line "he moved to me, why would he move to my friend"

A lot of you supposedly have male bachelor friends. Which of una one blessed weekend don cook soup send dispatch rider to am make e use relax. Instead na one way billing and help me with this, help me with that a lot of una sabi.

Why men no go decline una friendship?

Welcome to the big time Harry Kane. Forget that puny EPL record. We brought you here to deliver #7.

Do that and the Balon D'or is yours. Why be a trend when you can be Ralph Lauren

Greatihex:
What did Haaland do for all the minutes that he played? Why leave him there? When he was winning it, it was not friendly match. Now that he has lost it 3 times in a row now, it has turned to friendly.

Instead make una allow am win Community Shield jeje. Now he has bulletin board material to fire up his players.

The man will soon turn the EPL una dey braggado about to Bundesliga levels. 5 titles in 7 years. We are almost getting there

And by that point nobody will have talk for him again oh

BlueAngel444:
€120m for 30yr old striker with one yr left isn't cheap. Honestly thought Bayern would go for Kolo Mauni or even Vlahovic, with that money they could get Oshimen

Kolo wetin? If na play abeg stop am 😒

We no need all muscle low output striker. Kane is a strategic signing not just for on pitch gains. England captain on your squad is good PR

They might never win on the pitch but we have to agree in the media they're unbeatable

E no gel to me sha. Cos Sane had a stable active father in his life wey black pass charcoal. So the idea he will be racist to him papa carbon copy wey come be Senegalese no actually tally for my eye.

If say him papa na all those Coupe Decale people I for understand. Being mixed is one thing but I don't think you lose sight of your blackness with an active black father especially one that grew up under real racism

Of which the Sane papa sef I dey hear say him own parents them hold. Diplomat parents. Na him just wan play ball

raumdeuter:
Sane wey him Papa for house black pass Mane sef

Na him I confuse. And for all intents I don't think the man was a deadbeat. Na mostly pikin with daddy or more accurately abandonment issues dey deny their blackness

E just be like make Karim Adeyemi dey talk nonsense to him fellow black man

DissTroy:
Akpabio would most likely than a number of politicians get the project underway and executed but he'd grossly inflate the project amounts. GROSSLY.

Teaming up with a Tinubu who's covetous was always going to be a recipe for economic disaster at a time when financial resources SEEM to be scarce.

Here's how much of a lavish spender Akpabio was:

During his time as Governor (the first tenure especially), all you had to do was name-drop Akpabio's name in a song poorly made on FL Studio and you'd get #5 - 15 million naira and a jeep as gifts.
Artistes and pseudo-artistes in and from Akwa Ibom made money this way.

If you name-drop Akpabio then add the "Akwa Ibom ado okay" slang, free access to government house for millions.

It didn't matter if you had the artistic flair of Speed Darlington. Praise Akpabio in your song and money drops.

Remember how MC Galaxy used to name-drop Akpabio on every song between 2011 and 2014? I could mention several others.

Man used to honour church invites with Ghana-Must-Go bags of money as donations. Yes, actual bags.

So lavish, till date, he's nicknamed "Ano owo nkpo" (loosely translated as "the one who gives" ). But "gives" from where? Our Commonwealth.

That was not someone I wanted managing Nigeria at this time.

He executed many projects but he's a lavish (and sometimes wasteful) spender. These are coexisting truths about him.

Lmao. Imagine a time Nigerians are supposed to embrace austerity measures but you have Tinubu and Akpabio in charge. Two notoriously lavish spenders. Nigeria is such a parody 😂

Nigerians were enjoying during GEJ time. We called it corruption.

I hope Nigerians do learn moving forward that elections have consequences. It's not Chelsea vs Man U banter. Lives, businesses, projects and your future is on the line.

A 25 year old man under Buhari in 2015 will be 41 when BAT leaves (assuming e do 8 years) that's your prime years

I really hope these alley cats keep breaking the pockets of you simp niggas

Animashaun for the whole community e reach your turn you wan privatize am. Smh

What did you get now in exchange for your resources asides some rundown vajayjay?

Better find cure to this Simp Manginitis you are suffering from before it kills you

Unperturbedpota:
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If Jesus can't save these heauxs why are you trying? What makes you think you're greater than Jesus nigga 😒

Women una get mind oh. Assuming this is not a skit and it's a real video

So you comot house down all those things and you no hold shingbaka for pocket. A nigga you're just meeting? Lol. I will never be able to make sense of such behavior sha

A lot of y'all need to go back to being ladies again because the way una dey consume on these outings like say no be bloating and constipation for toilet everything go end

I also don't see the point in entertaining men you don't fancy. Overwhelming majority of women are very emphatic and unambiguous in rejecting what they don't want till it involves a man's money and then they start introducing all types of gray areas

And for you niggas too. There's no upside to chasing women who aren't feeling you like that.

I mean no disrespect to this person on this video but camaaan no dey gas up mid abeg. You mandem need to have some self respect

DeadPresidents:
Germans have mastered sneak-dissing and leaving behind no evidence of racist behavior. They know you’re not micced up on the streets or the training pitch. You can seriously fück up a racists life here if you have evidence but you’ll never get a chance to acquire it. Best thing na to chop your L and move on.

That one sef dey but still on still gats to show proof. See the Liz Cambage and Nigeria girls incident. We had proof. Australia and our girls also corroborated it

Sane has played with multiple blacks and he's not been dinged with such accusations

So Harry. What's it gonna be mate?

The fact that I'm not seeing any off to Munich tweet makes me question his mentality. I hope he's not one of those happy to be a big fish in a small pond types of player.

Being at a small club till age 30 is a bit of a red flag.

DeadPresidents:
I think Mane underperformed but from what i can see on ground here, Afrodeutsch Germans don’t consider themselves to be black and I can understand i mean black people here don’t really have a forged common identity like Afro Americans.

Both Mané and Sane should be ashamed of themselves tho.

Yeah I get that he might not consider himself black which is peak delulu because I don't think anyone sees Leroy Sane and thinks that dude is white.

It's just when you bring in racial accusations imma need to see some proof. Word of mouth will not suffice

Nezzjnr:
From Master Strategist... Hit the Ground running.

Now e don enter "What would Obi have done better"

Obi isn't the President.... Tinubu is... We must call him out.

Go and tell this to people that don't know where their next meal is coming from

Alawada people. Wahala for who dey take them seriously. Just leave them with their propaganda.

raumdeuter:
Whoever lets Tuchel handle transfers for any club is a tool

All the clubs he has managed na so so garbage he dey try sign. Imagine Kepa, Walker, Rice.

Shame on yeye Dortmund that somehow allowed him win the league and get a stay of execution after his disaster class last season

How the hell is Kepa an upgrade on Sommer? And if Sommer had to go why not go for Bounou

It really is looking like he's an opp sent to crumble this club. I would love to be wrong but I doubt it

liveLongNprospa:
This was Osborne road apparently during closing hours.

Lmao wahala dey oo

No fvckin way. Same Osborne? Youdonmeanit 😮

I just want to know whose bright idea it was to fire Nagelsmann and hire Tuchel who's slowly starting to look like an Opp sent to tear Bayern from the inside out.

So you let Sommer walk for €6m and want to pay €43m for Kepa Aribisala with his T-Rex hands of all people. Someone make it make sense cos I can't make any sense of it ☹