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Dhurmynick: its mutual, but they act like shiiiiit, abi u no get prick, doesnt that make you special

Men hav pricks bt they dnt treat it dsame way women treat their pvssy.

How do we expect our dicks to be very special wen we bring it out in d middle of d road to scratch it or pee without even hidin it?? It is becos we expose it too much to them that is why it is not as special as their own.

For example, how easy is it for u to see a lady's pvssy? Either she has to be ur babe or u hav to pay an ashawo.

Bt just take a stroll around ur area and u will see a brother bringin out his joystick in a public place where evryone will see it to pee, we giv these gals an everyday front-sit views of our bananas while they hide theirs and stil expect them not to be special than us.

P***y............that's what makes them special.

How can u believ a lady that told u she is a virgin for 3yrs without confirming it...

"SEEING IS BELIEVING"

Smh...some guys sef ehh...!!

Ur write-up is so confusin, I can rili see u re goin through guilty-consciense.

U cheated on him and he broke up and moved on, why dnt u also move on U

U can neva bring together spilt-milk

If that ur friend was ur direct brother, wudnt u tell him....??

U dnt even need to ask....

It is true the Year ends in 2 days time bt another one begins on wednesday

bobolekepee: #2. If she enters ur house n sees U drinking garri without
sugar n she runs to the kitchen to grab a spoon shouting
"wait for me o, no finish am"... bros marry her, na WIFE
MATERIAL 300 YARDS.
.

This is a big lie. Even ashawo wey u bring come house go finish one bucket of ur garri without sugar, does it mean she is a wife material of 300yards....??

Guy, some gals dey eat pass horse o, nor reason am say cos she join take garri without sugar, she be wife material o....#

Miner13: A society that lacked the presence of a visionary leader will always have her figure drawn to the pit under the disguise of re-building.

We practice a government that is not in support of continuity and somebody is rising from somewhere to organise *MASS WEDDING*

HMMMMMM!!!


What will these sets new of couples feed on afterwards.

The glorious outcome of this will be the breeding of an environment with *nuisance, deadly gangsters, political bodyguides et al*.

.

What is bad in a state governor organizin marriages for singles, divorcees and widows? Is it not better than havin single men and women of 30yrs and above roamin around?

A sum of N278.270million was spent on d weddin (1,111couples), meaning N250,468.046 was spent on each couple.
Governor Rabi’u Kwankwaso stated that the money was used to procure furniture, textile materials, foodstuff as well as provide grants for the brides and other essential items. 60 Christian couples were among those who were wedded.

35 women were disqualified for the mass wedding as 19women tested positive to HIV while the other 16women were discovered to be pregnant.

Also during the occasion, the governor signed into law the Street Begging Bill 2013, which prohibited children and adults from begging on the streets and other public places. The Governor said that violation of the law and other laws against human trafficking would attract stiff penalties.



@miner13....Is it not men like u that stil complain of too much single old ladies in d country? Will u help us marry all of them?..xpecially d divorcees and widows that most men naturally won't want to marry??

And who told u guys kano state governor is not workin? Pls research well b4 u post any rubbish on nland.

It is ur type that blames PDP for all d misfortunes in ur life. If ur wife no gree u do, na PDP, if NEPA take light, na PDP, u have malaria, na PDP cause am, if u late go work, na PDP, if gal no gree for u, na PDP, if the number of single ladies increase, na PDP, if rain no gree fall, na PDP etc..........for once, be positive!!

Whether u like it or not, ur hubby will always tell u to cook for his brother becos they are of thesame blood.

Btw, dnt u tink u are been quite selfish here? Since u know the days of the week ur BIL normally comes to stay with u guys, can't u make his food together wen making ur hubby's own? Must u wait for ur hubby to tell u b4 doin it? Haba...!!

If u feel u need space and more time with ur hubby, why not discuss it wit him so that he will know how to address his elder bro rather than carryin ur anger out on ur BIL in the form of refusal to cook for him or starvation

Law-confessor:
22yrs old lass- hmmmmmm.

Pls what is wrong if a man of 29 wants to marry a lady of 22, or do u want her to stay single until she is 30?

Na una dey complain say too much single ladies of marriageable age too much nowadays, why not free d guy to luv his 22yrs old chic

@op.....ur husband will stil come back to u, it is just a matter of time, trust me, he doesn't luv that lady, wat he feels for her is lust, am sure he just wants real-hot-mad sex from her (which is wrong for a married man).

Hmmm.....I tink he was right wen he said u shudnt "drop ur problems on his head"

although he seem to avoid assistin u financially wen u are broke, and I dnt support him on that, bt stil, u musn't drop all ur problems on his head, he is ur bf and not a problem solver.

He is quite wrong and a bit stingy, bt u shudnt hav broken it off yet...

NOTE: men are obliged mentally, religiously and basically to spend for their wife bt for their galfriends, it's a thing of choice!!!

Bros, talk more with her on how to find a lastin solution to her parent's financial problem. Maybe u guys shud open a shop for her parents and after that, they shud be in charge of the shop and use whatever money comes from it...

Just think abt how to solve the problem once and for all.

lasunray: Yea. I understand how guys don't play with their sisters.
Forgive me ke? na Sin? no be person go still date her ni?

I agree say na person go stil date my sista, infact anybody can date my sista but not my friends. I dnt date my friend's sisters and they shud not also date my sister, and d day my friend starts datin my sister, I won't be seein him as my friend again, that is just it.

Hmmm....I dnt tink I can marry a lady wit small boobs and small booty, atleast make she get L or XL for one of them na....haba!!

But I can date them sha.

If I were that ur friend, I must fvck ur own sista too b4 I can ever forgiv u (ur elder sista for that matter).....abi u tink say guys dey use their blood sisters play

I think the woman is more interested in the days after the wedding, while ur uncle is more interested on the wedding day..

I must say, I like that woman, she thinks of the future.

Btw, why do ur uncle want to paint the town red becos of his wedding only to put d poor gal at home, lonely and jobless after d weddin? Isn't it beta for him to giv that "paint money" to his fiance to start a nice business?

Pls as d other poster implied, don't forget to use condom o.....though we know everytin is not about sex bt with this ur kind of excitement, we both know that the welcom back is incomplete without it...

Women are always complainin abt men always wanting something in return after helpin them, what abt women, are they not worse at it? Just ask ursef, howmany times does a woman help a man without gettin somethin in return...? Infact truth be told, women hardly help men in naija, they are stingy and tink they are wise.

@op, notin goes for free jare...as fa as na woman matter.

Guys like all kinds of gals, cute, tall, short, busty, assy, romantic, quiet, ugly, arrogant, etc.......they all have serve their different pruposes, it just depends on what the guy wants to do with the gal at that moment or in the future.

Even if u re in d r/ship for luv, it will stil fade a little in time....and there are times wen u dnt actually know again whether u re in the r/ship for luv or becos he or she is d best partner u ve ever met....this luv matter eh, the thing get as e be jare....

people shud stop believin all those craps u read in novels abt luv, reality is much more different.

U can just share with her the blessings of ur koboko....even if it is just once

But am sure u were initially attracted to him wen he told u all those lies, how come u suddenly loose all ur interests for him after findin out?? Don't u gals always go around preaching abt "unconditional luv"?? How come u giv up all becos of this small lies. Btw who is perfect...or are u tryin to say u ve neva lied to a guy b4 just to achieve ur own aim too

Pls see through d lies, if u like him, then try to change him into a "real" man...isn't that whjat u gals like doing

Simple, if I was the guy, I will just get my key and take my leave.....(bt wink at her b4 takin ur leave#)

Btw....what is it with the sun newspaper and sex They are always reporting all types of sex stories everyday in every nook and cranny of nigeria...their headlines often goes this way.."Pastor impregnates church member" "father impregnates daughter""brother impregnates sister""mallam says, I luv sex" etc.

...na wa for this newspaper o, can't they talk abt how millions of nigerians are unemployed and frustrated or ASUU strike, instead it is always their normal sex stories...

@topic.....in.cest is not good, its so disgusting

When a woman calls a man "baby"....either she is seriously loving him or she is seriously mocking him.

That is the el-kanemi indeed, upholdin the islamic culture of peace......wish the present traditional leaders will encourage peace in this country regardless of religion.