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PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Is The New Speaker For The 7th Assembly by abacus(m): 7:32pm On Jun 07, 2011
@ALL, it makes no difference to SW being in the centre or not.
Obasanjo did nothing, his 8 yrs is a waste to SW. Also dont expect any from Tinubu as well, he only work for his family. Pray our governors perform, that is our only hope.

After how many years, see below, Dem neva finish the upgrade ? Till tomorrow that board is still on Lagos-Ibadan express road.

SHAME

BusinessRe: Pump Price Reduction: Buhari Vs Jonathan by abacus(m): 5:10pm On Jun 06, 2011
Seun, Beaf: In the name of Jesus,  this will soon hit your family.

PoliticsRe: Dimeji Bankole Finally Arrested By EFCC by abacus(m): 11:24am On Jun 06, 2011
PoliticsRe: Youth Lunch With Jonathan Turns Into Another Bribe-Fest by abacus(m): 5:26pm On May 27, 2011
The game plan is to buy them(selected few youth) over,

During

In Rainy season, GEJ et al share them money.

In Dry season, they use them to plant bomb, riot etc

muami is a product of that scheme.
PoliticsRe: I Don’t Respond To Foolishness, Oritsejafor Replies Buhari by abacus(m): 6:18pm On May 24, 2011
http://www.leadershipnigeria.com/ns/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=29924:between-archbishop-onaiyekan-and-the-can-president&catid=97:islam&Itemid=228
Between Archbishop Onaiyekan And The CAN President

FRIDAY, 29 APRIL 2011 00:59 USTAZ ABUBAKR SIDDEEQ MUHAMMAD

I am not a member of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), but I was not happy when the tenure of Archbishop John Onaiyekan as president of CAN ended and heralded the commencement of that of Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, president of the Pentecostal Federation of Nigeria. Archbishop Onaiyekan has been a bridge builder and a pillar of Christian-Muslim dialogue in Nigeria before, during and after occupying the exalted position of the CAN presidency. No Christian-Muslim committee for mutual understanding is complete without the name of John Onaiyekan. He has a genuine passion for and a total commitment to Christian-Muslim peaceful co-existence and mutual respect. Genuine, because when you come close to him, you can easily discern that conflicts and lack of harmony between the adherents of Islam and Christianity hurt him; he sincerely wants us to live in peace. Every year I and many Muslim scholars and leaders in Nigeria receive at least 4 congratulatory and goodwill messages from Archbishop Onaiyekan: 1) for the Maulid celebrations; 2) another on commencement of the fasting of the holy month of Ramadan; 3) the one for the Sallah (Lesser Bairam) festivities marking the end of fasting season; and 4) in form of a personalised seasonal greeting cards (Greater Bairam hajj sallah celebrations) addressed to the Muslim recipient from the Holy Sea, Vatican and signed by His Holiness, the Hope. This is the peak of investment in Christian-Muslim mutual understanding!

In his public utterances Archbishop Onaiyekan does not waver in speaking the truth to power, for the words he speaks come from his heart with clear conscience, seeking acceptance only from his Maker and not desiring public acclaim or governmental largesse. No; he always prefers Christians and Muslims coming together on their own, not at the government’s behest, to form bodies for the purposes of dialogue and harmonious relations. Humble yet elegant in his simple, ascetic and clerical tunic, Archbishop Onaiyekan is a shining example of how a CAN president should exercise restraint in times of crisis, use his offices and public pronouncements in extinguishing the embers of religious hatred, senseless killings and burning of places of worship.

Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor is a distressful successor to Archbishop John Onaiyekan. His past record during crisis periods even before ascending the throne as CAN president has been fraught with reckless and inciting statements. Old habits die hard; last Sunday, the fiery pastor called for the immediate arrest and prosecution of General Muhammadu Buhari and political leaders in the North for inciting post-election violence in the Northern part of the country.

“I don’t know how the Federal Government should sanction sponsors of such mayhem that have left hundreds of innocent Nigerians dead” said Pastor Ayo, “but I think the government should do something to keep this nation one indivisible entity for the benefit of every citizen…. I believe in one indivisible Nigeria but I also believe that if Nigeria is ever going to remain one nation, which I believe it could, then certain persons must be sanctioned because of this continued violence we are experiencing in the northern part of Nigeria.

“Let us not pretend by always saying the violence is taking place in some parts of the country. People like Gen. Buhari and others like him should not be allowed to roam the streets of this country because they are part of the confusion that has enveloped the nation today. I believe that the current violence we are experiencing in parts of the North is because certain highly placed persons in this country magnified the PDP problem of zoning offices and gave the impression to the electorate and the generality of northerners, especially the gullible illiterates that it was their turn to rule…”

What do you expect from a man of God who declared his support to candidate Goodluck Jonathan days prior to the elections? Do the above words resemble those of a clergy or will they most appropriately fit a card-carrying member of the PDP? I believe Archbishop Onaiyekan will not make such a vile accusation against Buhari or the Northern leadership knowing well that Buhari has not encouraged or supported violence against anybody. Rather, in line with his calling as a man of God and a leader, Archbishop Onaiyekan is sure to condemn the violence, as all of us are wont to do, advise the government to stop the carnage and tersely make reference to the causes and how to avoid recurrence. In a recent (6th April) Breakfast Meeting at Hilton Hotel, Abuja, between religious leaders and members of the International Observation Mission to Nigeria’s 2011 Presidential Elections under the aegis of National Democratic Institute (NDI), Archbishop Onaiyekan questioned the rationale of election observations if that will not be followed up with concrete action by the observers if elections were found to be flawed, as witnessed in the past. Of course the international observers had no answer. To my mind the body is here to serve a purpose as we see in other places around the world: go to a limited number of polling units on Election Day, collate incomplete information about the conduct of the elections and pronounce flawed verdict. They called us to this Hilton meeting only to make us call people to order, avoid violence and inform them to accept the results of the ballots before they were cast. When the NDI president, Mr Kenneth Wollack asked us what role we were going to play in preaching to our flock to accept the election results, Archbishop Onaiyekan answered by saying: “I will not tell my people to accept flawed election results. In fact, where elections are rigged, I will encourage them to complain……………” This is what we expect from a CAN president; standing firmly for fair play and justice. Unfortunately, Pastor Ayo had no time for such important a meeting that was aimed at the role of religious leaders in curbing electoral violence. The CAN president was represented by Barrister Uko Albert, National Legal Advisor of CAN. What a pity!

In his call for the arrest and prosecution of General Buhari, Pastor Ayo is depicting a picture of a Northern Muslim affair as if Pastor Bakare, Tony Momoh, Lanre Tejuoso and many other Christian members of the CPC are Muslims. Yes, some people voted on religious lines, but we must concede that both Muslims and Christians voted for all the candidates. Jonathan and Sambo profess different religions, just as Buhari and Bakare; in all cases, the one a Christian, the other a Muslim. The CAN president would have served a better purpose, as a man of God, by condemning the barbaric act of killing innocent souls on both sides, including those of the NYSC members, burning of churches and mosques, and the culture of rigging elections and stealing, changing results at collation centres which actually caused the unfortunate mayhem in the North. Incidentally, at least three of the corps members in Bauchi who lost their lives were alleged to have been colluding with election riggers and one was said to have been caught with fake electoral materials; this does not justify the killings, that is barbarism in its crudest form, but it tells you that when people are pushed to the wall and expect no real justice, they do take the law into their own hands.

That “one indivisible entity…” Pastor Ayo claims to believe in encompasses Christians and Muslims, Northerners and Southerners; we are all intertwined with and in each other by religion, lineage, matrimony and geography. So, when religious leaders speak on sensitive issues they should choose their words carefully to avoid rubbing salt into open wounds and injuring the sensibilities of others many of whom may be members of their flock.

Introducing those he called ‘gullible illiterates’ to the issue of zoning was an ungodly combination. The two are not related. Only a person who descends from Mars will claim ignorance of PDP’s zoning formula that was jettisoned after its earlier ratification by some strong members that included Pastor Ayo’s benefactor. The ‘gullible illiterates’ are reacting, albeit in a wrong way, because the results declared from the collation centres were tampered with, did not reflect what occurred in their various polling units the outcome of which they knew. Their reactions were unconnected with the victory of the PDP elsewhere. It was not due to anybody telling them when is “their turn to rule”. They only wanted a true reflection of the voting pattern!

Even the INEC chairman acknowledged that there was an ‘honest’ mistake in the figures declared for the CPC in Kaduna and Kano by as much as 26% and 40% respectively! Only a manual calculation of the results exposed the fraud. The CPC, not Buhari alone, is alleging the same thing in other parts of the country. It is certainly curious to hear of 78% voter turnout in areas where originally, all reports said the turnout was lower than that of the National Assembly elections, which witnessed around 55% voter turnout on average. While no sane person should conclude all the allegations are true without seeing concrete evidence, no one who is sane should likewise dismiss them as frivolous.

Pastor Ayo seems to be oblivious of the pervasiveness of ‘gullible illiterates’ in Nigeria, or is he? Every geo-political zone has more than its fair share of the menace of these gullible illiterates manipulated and used as thugs by the ruling elite; the only difference is that some have advocates in the highest offices in the land, in such a way that even where they detonate bombs, kill innocent Nigerians and claim responsibility for the act, their advocate-in-chief would offer presidential defence exonerating them of any wrong doing. George Orwell’s Animal Farm? No firebrand edict from the CAN president against these presidential incongruities. Another noticeable disparateness among the gullible illiterates is in the way governments at all levels implement workable programmes towards rehabilitation, education, poverty alleviation and job creation. Where those of Northern extraction have been neglected and often mown down by heavy artillery at times of crisis, those from the South-South, who have made and are still making life difficult for ordinary Nigerians, are now enjoying an amnesty programme, housed in rehabilitation centres with munificent monthly allowances, and many of them are now studying abroad under a government scholarship scheme – thanks to the intuitiveness and foresight of a President from the North!

Upon hearing the news of their kinsman’s victory, the so-called reformed militants who have ‘surrendered’ their arms and ammunition found some from thin air and detonated bombs and fired countless rounds of live ammunition into the air in celebration.

I wrote I WILL NOT VOTE FOR HIM and a reader retorted that I was not God; the man was ‘God-sent’. The answer to this is that not voting for him would not make him lose the election; there have always been contingency plans against that, but it makes my conscience clear that I did the right thing. Come to think of it, we always get the kind of leaders we deserve. The next few years will prove me right or wrong.
PoliticsRe: I Don’t Respond To Foolishness, Oritsejafor Replies Buhari by abacus(m): 6:01pm On May 24, 2011
Beaf, I know you have access to Ayo, help tell him, that he does not need to shout to remain relevance and that bribe will soon consume him.

You don't use petrol to quench fire. For those comparing Ayo with Okogie, na they can never match, Okogie is not a politician like Ayo.
PoliticsRe: Emir Tongue Lashes Vice President Over Lateness To Palace by abacus(m): 5:12pm On May 24, 2011
Me am seeing it this way, what if the emir waits for an hour or more, since he has others thing to attend to (his health, palace matters etc) and left the palace before VP arrives. VP arrive and meet empty palace, what will you guys say? Will the story be the same?

You NLers leave politics out this, courtesy says VP(Number 2 man) should call that he will be coming late.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Please Bring El-rufai Back As Fct Minister by abacus(m): 5:23pm On May 16, 2011
@SirJec what makes him a mediocre?

Where was your glorified GEJ 5 years ago?
He choose to be OBJ stooge and political weapon against OBJ perceived enemies. The rest is history.

For El- Rufai, let him remain focus, come 2015, He can get in double fold the kind support we give to the people's general, the great GMB.

Let wait and see.

Me support anyone that can help liberate us from those PDP crooks.


Shikena!!!
HealthRe: How Do You Feel After Smoking Weed by abacus(m): 1:36pm On May 10, 2011
grin

I love this topic.

I have inner zeal to smoke weed, reading those pro weed posts, I feel elated inside me and envy those poser ( jookco, 9jaganja, buzugee, babaearly etc)heavily. But the bad news is I never smoke am before, the fear of what become of me after first puff or a stick or a basket of weed.

One uncle of mine saw Jesus Christ and ended in psycha after a romance with weed when he was in unilag. Now he's a Born again tongue christian. He's able to identify who hold evil spirit in the family now.

Also a doctor friend, after weed phracked a girl for 5 hours without 'releasing'. WONDERWENT!!!!!!

Weed I love but I have STRONG fear,
PoliticsTo Resign And Come To Nass. by abacus(op): 12:46pm On May 10, 2011
Peoples,

A friend called this morning that his former boss wants him to resign from his present job and join him in NASS.

The former boss just won a senate seat in his state in just concluded election.

I will not mention the name of the former boss, my friend seeks my advice on what to do.

His present job: he works as contract staff in a bank.

He wants to know what will his likely job roles and his likely salary be.

Many thanks.
PoliticsRe: ACN youth (Bauchi) - Arrest Buhari now by abacus(m): 11:27am On May 03, 2011
@Beaf, use your head!!!
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Asks Buhari To Call His Supporters To Order by abacus(m): 2:11pm On Apr 19, 2011
Like Poser like his Principal? What a post?

Who owns SSS, NSA, POLICE, ARMY etc.

Yoruba will say "Owo o ma go!!!" - meaning Money miss road!!! Id!ots fit get rich.

The money wey dem give you, say make you dey spread false news and rumour? the blood of innocents will not make you use am do good. Insha allah, IJN.


DON'T SPREAD RUMOUR, IT'S KILLING AND IT'S WAR ON IT OWN.
PoliticsRe: The Unrest Is Over - North Pacified by abacus(m): 1:57pm On Apr 19, 2011
sun of god, this is not FUNNY, looting till eternity be that,  shocked

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Bb Still Scored Zero In My Ward,was Acn All The Way! by abacus(m): 10:38am On Apr 10, 2011
@poser, I dey laff you too.
I a BB die hard, voted for Remi Tinubu, A CN candidate you'll say. Now visualize millions like me in Lagos environ that come 16th, the INK in our thumps will DIRTY box 7( Not box 1)on INEC ballot paper. Don't die in die in your DREAMS, you better wake up.

BB all the way.
PoliticsRe: Still On Buhari, Perhaps Prof. Wole Soyinka Is Mad! by abacus(m): 6:00pm On Apr 07, 2011
The Noblezone or NOBEL ZONE, I dont know which one to call you self. I think you are the one to shine your eye.

We are tired of this same story.

With all respect to Prof.,

-   what if Prof. has personal beef for the great GMB?
-   what if Prof.  prefers Ribadu because HE going to have easy access to the government if Ribadu becomes President?
-   what if Prof. was paid to talk?
-   what if Prof. will never like GMB?
-   what if though Prof. and Bakare were both conveners of the town hall meeting held in Abeokuta during Daniel and Egbetokun saga, did not do it for common goal?

so many WHAT IFs,

So you need to shine your eyes the more.

[size=20pt]Buhari Bakare all the way, [/size]
PoliticsRe: Buhari Live In Lagos (pictures) by abacus(m): 5:46pm On Apr 06, 2011
Was at City hall today. Thank God Change is here.

Sai Buhari Sai Bakare


[size=50pt]Carry PDP Comot (CPC)[/size]

[size=20pt]Buhari Bakare all the way.[/size]
PoliticsRe: Breakfast Meeting With Gen Buhari And His Team Wednesday 6th April 8am by abacus(m): 8:48pm On Apr 05, 2011
Abuja people, yours will wait till thursday morning at THE GRAND FINALE.

Abeg allow us feel them first.

[size=20pt]BB all the way[/size]
PoliticsRe: If Buhari Wins That Is The End Of Nigeria by abacus(m): 8:21pm On Apr 05, 2011
[size=30pt]@OP, I see your own end instead,  A.M.E.N[/size]



[size=20pt]BB all the way[/size]
PoliticsRe: Just Arrived Nigeria And Its Gej All Over The Place. by abacus(m): 8:30am On Mar 31, 2011
OP, I laughed in chinese, in your dreams abi? You better wake up and see things crystal in real life.
Change is here.
Change is imminent.
BB all the way.
PoliticsRe: Prof Jega And Inec Tipped To Rig In Favor Of A Northernern President by abacus(m): 8:17am On Mar 31, 2011
When it comes to region and size the best person that can answer that correctly is Mr. Mapomeji. Over to u Musiwa.
PoliticsRe: Muhammad Buhari Watched The Match Seated In The Abuja National Stadium by abacus(m): 6:34pm On Mar 28, 2011
Empty vessels, Beware!!!
The man is moving close to history.
Change is imminent.

BB all the way.
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Crisis: Acn Demands Ig’s Resignation by abacus(m): 3:20pm On Mar 26, 2011
Wicked people. Noise? Beaf is always right. What
about CPC rally in Nassarawa, Niger, Gombe etc?
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Skewed PTF Projects In Favor Of His Northern Zone- By Yoruba Body by abacus(m): 11:08am On Mar 26, 2011
Boss Beaf, all I have to say is, this is a distraction. They just want to be relevant just like you. I know how happy you always are when you find any anything against the great GMB.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Skewed PTF Projects In Favor Of His Northern Zone- By Yoruba Body by abacus(m): 10:50am On Mar 26, 2011
This is a disgrace from afenifere, and am not surprise. Yinka Odumakin Buhari spokesman, used to be afenifere publicity secretary. How come they are witch-hunting one of their own? This is to tell you their report is fake and a distraction. Awon ole onijekuje. They are stooge to OBJ.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Handshake And Handcuff by abacus(m): 2:39pm On Mar 24, 2011
You welcome boss,

Do good you get hand[b]shake[/b], do bad he get hand[b]cuff[/b].
PoliticsRe: Mock Presidential Poll: Who Will You Vote For? by abacus(m): 9:58am On Mar 17, 2011
@Tunsbobo are you his god father?
PoliticsRe: Gej Campaign In Ogun State! Pictures. Lol: by abacus(m): 4:56pm On Mar 16, 2011
These GEJ people self, who is fooling who?

Can you compare this crowd to BB Mapo rally? or that of Bauchi not talking of Gombe or Adamawa.

All these are civil servants (state and lga workers), mind you they waiting for Item number 'SHARE THE MONEY' (That is what we know PDP for)
PoliticsRe: Mock Presidential Poll: Who Will You Vote For? by abacus(m): 10:58am On Mar 16, 2011
[size=20pt]
As soccer coach Chris Udemezue used to say, [a player] cannot do in a match what he was unable to do in practice.  Jonathan is not going to give Nigeria in May what he has not given since Yar’Adua died.
[/size]

Buhari Bakare All the way
PoliticsRe: Even At Pdp Rallies, It's Sai Buhari! by abacus(m): 5:03pm On Mar 12, 2011
@Alexleo,  we can't see your voice, go rent Loudspeaker , then we'll see your voice,  lol

@Anti-scam,  you can be wrong you know!!

It's time for change,


[size=20pt]  BUHARI - BAKARE All the way[/size]
PoliticsRe: Wake Up Call To Buhari`s Team by abacus(m): 4:04pm On Mar 10, 2011
The write-up was done by our own Jarus.

BB will launch major media campaign on Radio, TV and Outdoor especially in the South from Monday next week.
PoliticsRe: Even At Pdp Rallies, It's Sai Buhari! by abacus(m): 3:37pm On Mar 10, 2011
@dipo1234 ,

And you think in your right sense that we'll listen to you? It's too late boss,

[size=20pt]Insha Allah!!! In Jesus Name, Buhari - Bakare all the way, [/size]
PoliticsRe: Did Pastor Bakare Actually Say This About Buhari? by abacus(m): 3:27pm On Mar 10, 2011
Am bored of the same post by different poser,  See if below will change your views,


Why Tunde Bakare is running!

Michael John, angryman@independentonline.com, 0807-914-5719 (SMS only)



Politics, so the ancient saying goes, makes strange bedfellows. An example of this was when Winston Churchill of Britain who was at war with Hitler of Germany had to contemplate a joint strategy with Stalin of Russia after Adolf Hitler attacked the defunct Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR) without cause. Churchill who had no love lost for Stalin was asked whether he would contemplate a joint strategy with Stalin and he replied that his ultimate ambition in life was the destruction of Hitler and he was prepared to work with the devil himself to achieve this. Not since the days of the Second World War, when both men had to work together, has the world witnessed a curious political pairing like the current one between Mohammadu Buhari and Pastor Tunde Bakare.

[b]The Buhari/ Bakare partnership is as curious as it is baffling. It is a little more shocking than Ibrahim Babangida teaming up with Great Ogboru would have been. But the ideological divide seems to be about the same. One is a Muslim ‘fundamentalist’ and the other is Christian ‘fundamentalist’. Buhari claims to have all the answers to all the nationalistic questions, Bakare claims to know all the questions. Buhari has contested every presidential election held in Nigeria after the death of Sani Abacha, the evil General; Bakare has criticized every election held in Nigeria and has had quite some harsh words for politicians. Perhaps the only known similarity between them is that both have surnames starting with the letter “B” and both surnames have six letters. The other similarity is that both of them have a lean and hungry look - and we should remember the admonition of the character Julius Ceasar in Williams Shakespeare’s book of the same name “Young Cassius has a lean and hungry look; He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.”[/b] The last time Buhari ruled, he had a strong man by the name of Tunde Idiagbon as his next in command. Now you would remember that Idiagbon was also a lean and hungry-looking fellow and both of them were dangerous to freedom of speech. They seemed to think too much and they never allowed the facts to interfere with their conclusions. But it does appear that what really swung the choice in favor of Bakare was his first name “Tunde.” Buhari must have woken up to the reality that if Idiagbon had not died, he would have been running with him. But in a fit of nostalgia he sought out a man with the same name and looks and decided to give him a trial.

But Pastor Bakare claims that we have never known Buhari. He is right – not only because he is the great pastor of the Latter Rain Assembly with a latter political rain rethink, but because he is a man who speaks from his heart and his mind. We may not know him as well as Aunty Meg knew Barr. Mike. In court Aunty Meg was questioned by Mike and Mike asked her “Do you know me?” Aunty Meg replied: “I know you Mike. You started smoking marijuana in secondary school. You have received psychiatric attention twice. You still cheat on your wife and consort with whores. Mike I know you…” A stunned Mike cut her short and asked her: “Do you know your lawyer, Dan?” She replied, “I know Dan as the palm of my hand. He was involved in shoplifting when he was twelve. He has two love children. His wife has had treatment three times for venereal diseases she contacted because of her infidelity…(She went on).” The judge sounded his cudgel, retired to his chambers and invited both lawyers to his chambers. “If any of you ask her if she knows me, I will jail you,” he cautioned them. No, we may not know Buhari like Aunty Meg knew the lawyers, but we know him well enough.

Is it not the same Buhari who used to appear in army gab with a stern face and had a “guardian angel” with the name of Tunde Idiagbon hovering in the background. The same Buhari who looked darned good in a beret! We remember him with his “War Against Indiscipline.” We remember his philosophy that the best way to win an argument with a man was to lock him up until he sees things your way.

The present Buhari wears agbada and smiles more often. Or is he a clone of the Buhari who was the military dictator? Is that why he still has his fingerprints and genetic copyright but he is a different person known only to Pastor Bakare – by revelation? Is there another Buhari?

And we also know Pastor Bakare. Pastor Bakare is the one who “prophesied” that Chief Olusegun Obasanjo was going to die in office. Since the high chief of Otta Farm never had any plan to die (and he loved life as much as any one does), he was so upset that he threatened that politicians may soon take over churches – and send the pastors packing. Perhaps, referring to a pastor in Jos as “my foot,” could have been a fallout of the fact that his over-exaggerated “impending” death was the handiwork of a pastor. At least he lived long enough to take out his anger on another pastor - hell has no fury like a farmer scorned.

Pastor Bakare was not amused by Obasanjo’s insistence that he (OBJ) was not destined to die at the time Bakare said and noted that the man should wait until he left office.

Four years ago Obasanjo left office and is still kicking and bouncing around like a baby boy. And guess what, Pastor Bakare has decided to go into the office he said Obasanjo would die in. That is to be expected because my uncle did the same thing some time ago. Uncle Tom told his brother, George, not to let his (George’s) son, Johny, enlist in the army because soldiers are liable to die young. But Johnny had his way and ended up in the army. He went around the world on peace missions and came around building houses in the village. He became the toast of the village and whenever he would come riding home in his spick clean officer’s uniform, he would look healthier than the last time. And after Uncle Tom waited and waited for Johnny to die or be declared missing in action, he called his son and directed him to join the army. And now he sits pretty on his son’s achievement as a soldier and would not let a micro second slip by without telling stories of what a great soldier his son is.

Bakare must have waited for Obasanjo to die but after waiting all the while he came to notice that in stead of dying the man was looking healthier and younger and had even devised new ways of “yabbing” people. “Yabbing” is a trait he shares with Pastor Bakare but which he (Obasanjo) has taken to new heights of political wizardry. It is an infectious trait and President Jonathan has caught the bug. It was a challenging thing for Pastor Bakare and difficult to comprehend. He made up his mind that he too would take a trip to Aso Rock and find out who teaches them how to “yab” and how the teacher managed to make the grandmaster of “rabbis” to gain new insights into “yabbing.”

He will be an asset to Buhari who does not seem to know how to “yab” at all. Already he is doing fairly well and we should watch him closely - he may one day be better at “yabbis” than OBJ. He is still growing in the art and he is yet to reach his prime.

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