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Funkymallam:
He is trying to appease the people over d murder of those corp members and his foolish talk afterwards

Daft!!!!!

Posted: August 3, 2011 - 13:28
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Correct Me If I Am Right By Rudolf Okonkwo

“O’boy, are you following what’s going on in this country?”

“Of course! What else do you think I do at the tower of Rutam House? Periodically, I do come down to beer parlors like this to hear the opinions of ordinary Nigerians like you.”

“I understand that you guys pray a lot over there at Rutam House instead of doing something about this country.”

“Our country needs all the prayers it could get now. The Islamists are all out to turn us all into Muslims. They are like the Tea Party gang in America who cannot accept that a black man is president so they are doing everything to undermine him. The Islamists do not accept the result of the last election and are working hard to torpedo the presidency of Jonathan.”

“I was actually thinking about Major Hamza Al-Mustapha and his revelations about the last days of Sani Abacha and MKO Abiola.”

“Don’t mind that criminal!”

“The man is innocent until proven guilty.”

“Who locks up an innocent man for 12 years? For crying out loud, the man killed Kudirat Abiola.”

“How do you know? Were you there?”

“I’m a journalist. I don’t have to be there to know?”

“The man said he had video evidence to prove his story.”

“If he had videos, they would have killed him in jail.”

“How do you know that?”

“Because that’s the way it works. The more incontrovertible your evidence is, the more likely that you will be dead.”

“I don’t get it.”

“Between you and me, I heard that politicians now make videos of journalists accepting bribe from them. It makes it impossible for journalists to back out of whatever deal they agreed to.”

“Really?”

“Bribery reduces not just the person accepting it but also the person giving it. That’s why it is impossible for politicians, with their videos, to reveal things about journalists the way Mustapha is doing now.”

“What do you mean by that?”

“Because politicians are funny people. They know that if they show the video of journalists accepting bride, they are dead.”

“Who will kill them? Journalists?”

“Leave that thing jo! Let us talk something else. All I’m saying is that Mustapha is using things he composed in his head over the last 12 years to distract the nation.”

“Should we say that the president is doing the same with tenure elongation?”

“What do you mean?”

“Going by your logic, the president too wants to distract the Islamists with tenure elongation. He wants to change the conversation from Islamic banking and Boko Haram to whether he is a dictator or not.”

“That’s preposterous.”

“You think he has it in him?”

“Has what?”

“A little Abacha, a little Babangida, in him?”

“There is always a tall man inside every short man.”

“But the president is not short - short.”

“That’s not what I mean. I mean, we all consider him weak, right? There is always a strong man trying to crawl out from the body of every weak man.”

“I do not call him weak. I call him meek.”

“That’s a polite way of calling him weak.”

“If that’s the case, why then is he backtracking on the tenure elongation?”

“He isn’t backtracking. He is explaining the genesis of the idea.”

“To be frank with you, he is lying.”

“How dare you accuse the president of lying?”

“He said it was Yar’Adua’s idea. But it turned out that he was a member of the panel that recommended it.”

“In any case, my only problem with the idea is the timing. He should have waited for Mustapha to finish hallucinating.”

“So you’re ok with this Nigerian idea of always looking for short cuts. If Boko Haram uses okada to terrorize people, you ban okada. If men get aroused by women’s shape as seen from their trousers, you ban women from wearing trousers. If Boko Haram had succeeded in bombing the IG of police with a car, would you have banned cars near government officials? Why can’t we confront the real problems and stop chasing shadows?”


“Listen my friend, Islamic bank is not a ploy. It’s part of a big plan. They already got their Sharia. They already know how to make bombs. If you give them an Islamic bank, next they will ask for the head of Jesus.”

“Don’t be outrageous!”

“I’m not. I know these people. They will not be satisfied until they dip the Quran inside the Atlantic Ocean.”

“Don’t be dramatic. How do you know that?”

“Remember that I’m a dramatist and a bright student of history. In fact, I dealt with this topic very well in my novel.”

“What novel?”

“My novel- the great Nigerian novel.”

“I’ve never heard of it.”

“It hasn’t been published yet.”

“Oh.”

“But in it I quoted Allie, the girlfriend of Gibreel in Salman Rushdie’s The Satanic Verses. She said something that applied very well to these Northern Muslims.”

“Are we allowed to read The Satanic Verses in Nigeria?”

“I read it abroad. I think we are allowed to read it but not to write it.”

“Anyway, what did she say?”


“Talking about Gibreel, she said that “The worst thing about him … was his genius for thinking himself slighted, belittled, under attack. It became almost impossible to mention anything to him, no matter how reasonable, no matter how gently put.” That’s the Muslim north for you.”

“Really?”

“Oh yeah. That is the Northern Muslims to the T. The Usman dan Fodio jihad is winding down. But some diehard northern Muslims want a 21st century reenactment. That’s what this is all about. If you say something to them, no matter how gentle or how reasonable, they go off.”

“You mean that the Christian leaders have been gentle and reasonable?”

“I think so. Considering…. Look, these northern Muslim people don’t even follow the teachings of their own Usman dan Fodio. Writing in his book, THE PURIFICATION OF THE HEART FROM KIBR (Pride), Usman dan Fodio warned of the danger in being proud and arrogant. He wrote that self-exaltation does not make anyone arrogant as long as one sees that another person is greater than him or his equal. What makes one arrogant, dan Fodio wrote is when, “he exerts his own value in relationship to someone else, he despises the one below him and put himself above others’ company and confidence.” To this kind of people, dan Fodio warned; “You own neither your heart nor yourself. You desire something while your destruction may be in it, and you detest something while your life may be in it. You find some foods delicious when they destroy and kill you, and you find remedies repugnant when they help you and save you. You are not safe for a moment, day and night. Your sight, knowledge, and power may be stripped away: your limbs may become semi-paralyzed, your intellect may be stolen away, your ruh may be snatched away, and all you love in this world may be taken from you.”

“You’re a genius.”

“I know.” 

“So where do we go from here?”

“If not that my hands are tied, I would have written a 12-part series to explain the history of what is going on and the imperative of doing something to stop it.”

“Who tied your hands?”

“You won’t understand.”

“Try me!”

“You see, some of us know so much about this country that if we open our mouth and talk, there will be trouble.”

“I didn’t say you should talk. I said you should write what you know.”

“It’s all the same. It’ll only cause trouble.”

“But there is already trouble in the country.”

“If I talk it will double.”

“We surely do not need to double our trouble.”

“I thought as much.”

“So when is Ngozi Okonjo Iweala resuming as the Coordinating Minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria?”

“No comment.”

“What do you mean, no comment? With Jonathan as incompetent as they come-“

[size=20pt]“He is not incompetent. What’s wrong with all you Nigerians? Even incompetency must be earned. The president has not earned it. Only those who have tried something and failed woefully are considered incompetent. The president has not tried. So he is simply clueless.”
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“Whatever! So isn’t Ngozi the blessing we are waiting for?”

“The Guardian has no comment on anything Ngozi.”

“I’m not asking for the Guardian newspaper’s opinion. I’m seeking your opinion.”

“I’m the Guardian you’re talking about.”

“Excuse me!”

Who is missing Abati?

Buhari is my strong leader any day.

He's even more Igbo/hausa/yoruba/warri etc than you, Beaf (Meat in the hand of GEJ)

Yes, It's really long.

I took time to digested every. Her writing sooth how I think and I feel I share this on nairaland for wider coverage and discussion.
I know NL people are very intelligent

Many thanks,

This epistle is about WHY MARRIED MEN CHEAT; and yup, it’s very long,   

Why do guys get married in the first place?

When I inquired from my married friends who wanna cheat and those who don’t wanna cheat why they get married, only about 8% of them confirmed they got married because they wanted to spend the rest of their lives with their sweetheart; I know my statistics sucks but I need a figure mehn ; below are some of the flimsy excuses as to why he walked down the aisle or visited the registry:



    She wanted marriage
    My mom wanted a grandchild
    My family & friends see my being single at this age as IRRESPONSIBLE
    Am bored
    I wanted marriage
    I needed someone to cook my food, do my laundry and warm my bed
    She was very pretty
    I liked her dress sense
    I like her genes
    She can cook!!!
    She was pregnant
    She had a baby for me
    We dated for long and she was getting old
    She helped me financially
    I want babies
    She scammed me.

Yea, marriage is sweet and cool but it’s not all relationship that must end in marriage. That’s while we have stuffs like DATING and COURTING; these processes are meant to shortlist and eliminate candidates (lol).  Lady, the fact that you have aborted 7 pregnancies for him doesn’t mean he will or should marry you, if you like stay in an abusive relationship for 10years and get married to your peril. Na you go suffer ram.



I keep telling ladies, don’t commit abortion for any baggard, he may end up marrying you after damaging your womb and then proceed to cheat on you with another woman that can give him a baby. If you guys enjoy playing MUMMY & DADDY & you scored, have the kid, it aint that bad.



For those guys who got married because they needed a maid and cook, well, a time will come when you will get tired of her food. What about the guy that wanted to give his mom a grandchild? Well the cute babies will arrive and then what? What about sex? It also will get boring and cease after sometime, what will hold you guys together then? Your friends and family now see you as responsible innit? Do they know about the side girls



MRS. Churchy; did you dupe your man into marriage? You went to church because you needed a husband right? You trashed all the “BAD” attitudes and took on the cute ones just so you land a husband, well, you gonna have that husband but is that what he really wants too? Do you know that he also joined your church so that he can get a meek woman who wouldn’t challenge his nefarious behaviors in the future The fact that you fake or are bornagain, a virgin, striper, or independent woman doesn’t mean you will live happily ever after.



Madam, do you choose to ignore his randy behavior? Do you even care? Well I understand you are now a MRS, ‘dem kids are cute and well taken care of, your career  couldn’t be better, he provides for all your needs, got you a nice car and nice house but is that enough reason to IGNORE him and grow fat? Without him there wouldn’t have been any baby, you know that right? He is more important than the kids.



Some men got married because they wanted kids and don’t want their children to be BASTARDS; others do so because they played hard and scored a baby, some other ones do so because she got pregnant and the honorable thing to do in such situation is to marry the girl which in my opinion aint cool. What happens when the children are all out and grown? Some guys even marry the girl because she has been of tremendous financial assistance to them and the only way to show their appreciation is MARRIAGE; lol, marriage aint GRATITUDE buddy.



Babes; please don’t put the idea of marriage in his head, as much as am bold & like to flirt; I think proposing should be left to the man, let him play till he is tired of playing, let him beg you to marry him, don’t manipulate him into putting a ring on it because that does not guarantee your everlasting happiness.



MRS; Marriage aint gonna change him either, make sure you are comfortable with the whole package before you take that leap. If he womanizes, smokes & drinks while you were dating he aint gonna stop because of marriage, it will only get worse. Well, he may stop because he feels like it or get tired of it. Your prayers may work too but it’s gonna take a long damn time mehn, don’t challenge yourself unnecessarily.



I think people should get married because it’s what they BOTH want and not because it’s what HE or SHE want and for the right reasons too because whether we like/believe it or not, a time will come in a relationship when both partners will be tempted to cheat; and the only thing that will make either party scale through unscathed is the reason why they got married in the first place.



Some married men claim they cheat because;

    He’s bored
    Tired of eating only FISH, wanna taste CHICKEN & MEAT too
    She got fat
    He likes me; has never done something like this before
    She is out of town
    They commute
    She is reproductively challenged
    They made a mistake
    She doesn’t know how to take care of a man
    She got sloppy with her fashion sense
    She nags
    She prefers the kids to him
    They lost touch
    She got big (in that place) after the baby
    Everything is ok at the home front but he just wanna play
    She doesn’t appreciate him anymore
    She got OLD
    They stopped having sex.

Marriage is not a magical phase that suddenly makes him stop cheating, NO! He is still a boy and will always be a boy, he will very much love to continue doing what he was doing before he got married to you, he will still check out girls ass and boobs and will still be tempted to cheat.



If you look at it from outside; I mean if you have not dated, befriended or fraternized with these married men, you will conclude they cheat because of sex but am here to tell you that this is a huge misconception. Sex is just one of the benefits and not the main reason. Cheating whilst married is just like any other boy-girl relationship; the only difference is that he is TAKEN.



The job is good, wife is happy or look happy, money is in abundance & the car is cool; what next? WOMEN! Most of these guys get bored and don’t know how to put the fire back in their relationships. The only thing they now do at home is repair stuff, take the kids out and visit family friends, upon that, no sex (hehehe). The most obvious and simplest thing for them to do is look for action OUTSIDE their matrimonial homes.



My desperate sisters; you got pregnant for him just so you can trap him into marriage right? You even joined his FC just so he gets more attached. What about your pretense in church? Are you really as spiritual as you seem to be? Well, you will sure get lucky and land your dream husband, trust me on this one, guys like to marry churchy sedated girls but when the chips are down, if you jazzed or manipulated him, he will cheat and you may end up losing him to another woman. The guys’ sense our desperation and what do they do? They give us what we want of course!!! You wanna become a MRS? Fine, he can do that but just note that he may cheat while at it. Marriage doesn’t stop the PLAY; not even PAUSE it.



One of the prominent characteristics of married men besides the fact that they like UNAVAILABLE girls is that they crave “BAD GIRLS”. They go all out to land that churchy-good-girl, marry her & put her in the house to make babies and do chores then they proceed to cheat on her with her opposite outside. So MRS. JUMBOO; if you can do handcuffs and spank, you better let him know your talents before he seeks it outside. I really don’t understand why we CHANGE ourselves for these buggers and at the end of the day; they go out and look for EXACTLY those traits we eliminated. It’s all so confusing, a guy meets a girl, tells her all the stuffs he loves about her and the ones he aint cool with, the most obvious thing for the girl to do is to start making some adjustments so she can be his PERFECT girl and you would have thought they will live happily ever after. For where He will go out and look for those behaviors the girl dropped, I kid you not, these guys are crazzyyyyyyyyyyy…Like I always say; I had a life before we met and you got attracted to me because of a combination of stuff and they include those things you aint down with, I can pipe down a little (lol) & move some things around but by God! I aint gonna change for no boy; if you don’t like the package, look elsewhere! Plenty fish in the river.



While one married guy like that was hitting on me, I allowed him to finish his lines (they humor me) and then asked him why he was tryna cheat on his wife, he said he has been doing it for long that he love to play and was tired of eating fish, he wanted something different. I asked him what he would do if he were to catch his wife cheating and he said he will kill her. He further stressed it that his wife will never do such because he made sure he married a bornagain. That all she does is PRAY for him *smh*

                               

When married men cheat before, it used to be a kinda hush hush thing. The wife, kid(s), family and friends must not know; even the girl he plans to cheat with mustn’t know he is married but they are very bold now. They go: “BABE, I LIKE YOU BUT AM MARRIED & WANNA PLAY, YOU DOWN WITH THAT? I’LL TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF YOU”. What about the guy who put up his wedding picture on a dating site; the picture he took with his bride and illegitimate children and guess what he wanted? He wants to MEET with girls between the ages of 18 – 21 *smh*.



Woman, please don’t stop being that chick he fell in love with, he may be your husband now but that doesn’t mean he has stopped playing or having fun, if you used to club while dating, don’t stop on account of marriage. Don’t get fat because you are now a comfortable MRS and don’t trash the clingy clothes either, yea you can modify them to say “AM MARRIED” but don’t stop them all together because if you do he will find another girl that looks like you (before marriage). The fact that you are married & have kids doesn’t mean you can still not go out on dates and sleep in hotels, reduce the activities but don’t stop it. Drop the kids at your cousin’s (family) and have a fun weekend with you man. Also minimize the no of times your kids sleep in your bed, you need some kinky time with ONLY your husband and what’s wrong with kissing in front of the children? Lol. They can even catch you in the act sef, all na sex education … Don’t stop being his best friend, girlfriend or whatever it is you guys go by… Sometimes, the MRS is responsible for her husband cheating.



Don’t stop the sex either. Yea, you are overloaded with chores, career & kids but please still find time for sex. Get help with running the house if you have to because if you stop the sex, he will get it elsewhere; they like sex (A LOT) aint nothing you can do about that and don’t go thinking “HE UNDERSTANDS AM TIRED” and stuff, he doesn’t understand o even if he pretends to, he is just thinking which of the girls he sees at the office everyday will fill the sex gap while he smiles at you. Don’t get sloppy woman!



Ehen, what is it with married women overfeeding their husbands You are supposed to be a helpmeet and not helpobesify! If you make him fat just so peeps know how good a wife you her or if your intentions are to make him unattractive; its counterproductive because girls outside will play with his big round belly and help him loose weight (guys like stuff like that). Keep your man healthy and attractive; make him the envy of other wives and chicks.



Appreciation also matter, don’t ignore your man; he still wants to know how attractive and sexy you find him even after the 4th child. Doth on him, call him while he is at work, make hotel reservation and do naughty things together, go on road trips ALONE, the kids aint gonna die if you take 3days off once in a while. If you don’t appreciate him, another girl will do so to him outside. Cut down on the nagging too, that aint communication, guys don’t understand STORIES, the only way to get to them is through RESPECT & DISTANCE, that’s their language, speak it and all will be well (at least). These guys aint monogamous by nature, if he is gonna cheat make sure you aint the reason.



Most married men claim they are happy in their marriages and nothing is wrong but they just wanna have more fun. There is nothing like a HAPPILY-MARRIED-CHEATING-MAN. Well, he may be happy because everything looks good and everyone seem happy on the home front and his cheating is going unnoticed but something is definitely wrong if not you wouldn’t be hitting on me instead of taking your wife out for icecream. How can you be happy and still cheat? That’s absurd!



The fact that you were a virgin or stripper doesn’t mean happy ever after either; marriage aint DISNEY WORLD and there is more to marriage than food and sex. Can’t remember who but someone once said if the SEX, FOOD & COMMUNICATION is good, marry her. Did you notice the absence of LOVE & COMPATIBILITY on that list? Sex gets boring or stops all together after a while, so does food, you will eat and get tired of it, and communication without love is nothing but NOISE & NAGGING. LOVE alone cannot sustain a marriage either, there are a whole lot of factors; make sure 89% of your marriage ingredients are present, don’t skip a step in your relationship either. Plus if you are a guy and have always wondered what a 3some is like, you better check it out before you visit the registry. Make sure you enjoy your singleness and exhaust all fun ideas, don’t leave anything out because it may be a reason for cheating in the future.



Sometimes they just wanna waste money. I was gisting with my married mechanic one time and he went on and on about how his girlfriend was chopping his money but the way he was saying it you will know he’s real proud of himself and having a nice time. I asked him what his wife will do to him if she founds out he’s cheating and he said “NOTHING”. According to him, he provided enough for her and her children, they don’t lack so he is free to do whatever he please with his money.



Adoption is not a terrible idea either; those kids need a proper home to grow up in. Have you guys thought of what you will do if the kids decide to arrive late? Of course it’s not our portion (lol), we all want our biological kids and don’t wanna think otherwise but shits happen. When I ask some of my dates about their view on adoption, some have not even thought of it, most don’t wanna hear of it and only a small % of them welcome the idea. That’s another avenue for cheating, if you find the idea of you raising someone else’s kids appalling then you are gonna sleep with another woman just to have a baby when push comes to shove. Of course we can’t think of ALL the possible stuff that could go wrong in the future but we avoid discussing most of the simple issues staring us in the face and leave it to JESUS. Aint nothing wrong with having faith but let’s get real people.



All said, some of these married guys are bastards, no matter what we do, they still let their hormones rule them but we still gotta do our best and leave the rest to God and him. Am not saying married women don’t cheat, they do but not like their husbands do.



MR. MARRIED MAN; are you sure whatever it is that’s making you all randy, testy and restless can’t be remedied? Have you discussed how you feel with your better half? What about visiting a therapist or marriage counselor? I know you wear the shoes and know exactly where it pinches, just wondering if the shoemaker can be of assistance.



MRS. MARRIED WOMAN; I wasn’t joking about the SEX, FOOD, KIDS, FAT, DRESS & FUN stuffs I highlighted above. Did you fake your churchy attitude to hook him? Did he change after the marriage or when the kids started arriving? Getting sloppy with your fashion sense? You reproductively challenged or are you cheating on your man with someone else too? Do you suspect he is seeing another woman and choose to report him to family members instead of taking productive steps? Perhaps you choose to look the other way and curse the daughter of Jezebel who is making your man stray. Maybe you are even living in denial….whatever the case may be, make sure you aint the reason why he is cheating or will cheat. Appreciate him, listen to him, cut him some slack, dress nicely, watch your weight and don’t let household chores get to you. A lot of machines out there to help you now (thank God for technology) and don’t stop being that girl he fell in love with.



SINGLE / DESPERATE SISTERS; look before you leap, quit faking your “bornagaism”. If you don’t like the package, order something else before it’s too late. He aint gonna change. Quit throwing yourself at men and stop the abortion ish. Don’t ignore red flags either, if you can manage him, fine, if not, move on, lots of single quality guys out there, they are a bit scarce but they exist (I know they do). Be comfortable with your singleness, being single aint that bad. Perhaps it’s only for a while and some girls and boys aint meant to be married anyways. If I wanna get married in 6moths, I can accomplish that. I aint boasting; I know exactly what guys look for in a lady, what they wanna hear and see but what about what I want? Believe me am gonna divorce his sorry ass if he tires shit with me (I kid you not) so it’s safe for me to remain single till…,



SINGLE GUY; please don’t do it if you don’t feel like it. Don’t marry her just because she wants to get married, got pregnant, has a baby for you or because your parents want you to, make sure LOVE & COMPATIBILITY are on your list. Sit your parents down and talk sense into them, this is 2011. Don’t go into the union only to cheat 3months into your engagement and shortly after her pregnancy starts to show. Amazing sex and good food does not mean a happy & fulfilling marriage. If you need someone to do your laundry and cook for you, get a maid! If “BAD” girls appeal more to you, marry such, don’t put a “GOOD” girl in the house and then cheat on her with the bad one outside. I know a guy who has a fetish for fair skin ladies but when ahead to marry one with cark skin because she got married for me; of course he is presently cheating and can’t stop cheating. Infact, he told me he lusted after his wife’s friend who was very fair skin on their wedding day. Yea, you heard that right.



Don’t get married outta PITY, BOREDOM, PRESSURE / OBLIGATION, you will regret it and then CHEAT.



I not only wish but hope for a future where two peeps get married because they can no longer live without each other. A future where two mature peeps can tie and untie the nuptial knot as need be…



Was it long Of course it is (silly me) but you guys have all been encouraging me to write a book; well here is a taste. I could write an encyclopedia on why guys cheat and if you are gonna read my book we had better start practicing with some “LONG ASS NOTE”. What were you thinking when you told me to write a book Book nah very long thing o, thanks for reading guys; hope you learned something while reading; I did while writing it (seriously)…



Copyright © 2011 by Alero Olayinka Alfred

All rights reserved (DON’T STEAL MY THUNDER)


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[size=20pt]She is a fool [/size]

Her likes are no longer coming to NL, wondering what she want to sell this time around ! Go bring Beaf back to NL, you guys can sell  us TENURE ELONGATION idea. We'll support you as usual.

Buhari is not God, he's better than your eediot coward cluesless myGEJ!

[size=20pt]This is FRESH SLAP, [/size]

Who remember during last election, they used the same road as campaign gimmicks, so also railways. I imagine Reno Omokri, Reuben Abati and Ima Niboro cooking the strategy and assuring Azikiwe Goodluck that it will sell. Am sad because they take us for fools / ride. Someone should help me tell them we can't be fool for ever. One day I will continue to say, monkey go go market, help me finish am,

Where are the people wey dey run their mouth like tap without control.

Useless people.

Believe this, you are all gullible,

It's boko haram we know, who are yusufmmmmm(YIM)? Lies upon lies, Abati at work!

This won't last, I tell you.

Welcome on board Reuben Abati, he's the scheming things now, bad luck to Ima Niboro.

[size=20pt]THIS IS FRESH FART[/size]

[size=20pt]That is fresh fart in high place, [/size]

IMHO, this is the first time a visiting president prefers else where aside federal capital.

Dear All,

After Sunday rainfall, my server HP ProLiant DL380 G5 Server got drown in river Lagos. {Not Funny}.

I need to revive my data. Seems the drive(s) is damaged.

Need help on this board to save my job. 

Kindly Send your contact, we can talk business.

wesley80:
*** Well I look to seeing him in govt, im actually a fan.

wesley80:
^^^ You must be a he-goat to come up with a statement like that. Isn't it enough that Abati's person has been severely battered in 3 cyber pages over a nonsensical report from SR? Yet the best your kindergaten reasoning can come up with are more abuses even when the report has been Faulted. Nonsense

Odunnu:
always always telling tales

First from SR (http://saharareporters.com/news-page/jonathan-presidency-juggling-reuben-abati-replace-ima-niboro) on June 30t.

You can see how insincere the GEJ government can be to the country?

And you 2 are so gullible to believe them? So SR was right at first,

You guys better open your eyes and see that

[size=20pt]It's no longer FRESH AIR but FRESH FART[/size]

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2011/july/07/national-07-07-2011-007.html
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/07/oghiadomhe-abati-oronto-sarah-jubril-make-jonathans-20-aides-list/
http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/11676-jonathan-picks-jibril-oghiadomhe-kuku-abati-14-others-as-aides.html

Suya man,
You can see how insincere a government can be. They are bunch of cro.oks,

SR was right then!!! God bless SR!

She a carrier of FRESH FART.

I know and I strongly believe this that one day monkey go go market, he no go return.

Listen to rtd Gen Buhari, Pastor Bakare and Mallam Elrufai on Nigeria's 2011 Elections at Chatham House on June 27, 2011 http://ow.ly/5wLpw

@noblezone,
the bible says a thief comes to steal, kill and destroy. our politicians steal our funds kill us for rituals/to get to power and they destroy our educational system, medical system, roads, destroy our security by sharing guns and arms to us.
what buhari said is far from the reality because these politicians are more dangerous than boko haram and mend multiply by 100.
do u think that boko haram and mend will be in existence if not for our politicians.
were abiola, bola ige, funsho willians and other politicians killed by mend or boko haram.
you mentioned coup, how did ghana get back on their feet? if there is anything nigeria and nigerians need at this moment, it is a coup plotter who will come and kill all these high way robbers turn to politicians.
to me, nigerian politicians are next to devil.
how do u explain a situation where a nigerian goes home with over N15.9 a month and is refusing his fellow nigerian a token of just N18,000?
how do u define a situation where our politicians send their children to schools abroad and allow us to die ignorant here?
how do u explain a situation where i buy a transformer, buy cables, poles and meter, i have a generator and i buy fuel, oil and plug to mention but a few.  no electricity yet a devil thinks it wise to increase the electricity bills?
to me, your position is as a result of ignorance if not, u shld have known before now that boko haram and mend are in existence because we have a useless govt.
a little knowledge of political science will tell you that govt is a group of ppl tasked with the role of making rules and regulations guiding the actions of other citizens. what rules have our govt made to guide the actions of these groups or even u and i?
we are under the rules of devils(politicians) that gives families of dead corpers N5m. have u ever asked yourself, why is non of their children or families one of the benefactors of such goodwill?

To me you have said it all, and it is nothing short of the truth.
I won't be surprised that the government has hired propagandists in this forum to continue keeping people in the dark(Remember the over N800m paid to a PR firm just to tell people that Nigeria is good). And some so called educated ones keep buying into it.
I met one Abubarka recently where I went for inspection in a vessel, he just got a low profile job there, as we saw on TV about the latest menace of Boko Haram, he confessed he was a member until he got a job. I took it upon myself to interview him, he made it clear that the group arose because of continued currption that kept impoverishn the youths. I got an impression of a group that arose out of frustration, instead of Religion, and loosely constituted without much control @ the head. Offcourse it is more convinient for Government to emphasis more on their so called Islamic agenda, to divert attention and  get sympathy. Mind u I don't support violent of any kind against innocent civilians.
onth and is refusing his fellow nigerian a token of just N18,000?
how do u define a situation where our politicians send their children to schools abroad and allow us to die ignorant here?
how do u explain a situation where i buy a transformer, buy cables, poles and meter, i have a generator and i buy fuel, oil and plug to mention but a few.  no electricity yet a devil thinks it wise to increase the electricity bills?
to me, your position is as a result of ignorance if not, u shld have known before now that boko haram and mend are in existence because we have a useless govt.
a little knowledge of political science will tell you that govt is a group of ppl tasked with the role of making rules and regulations guiding the actions of other citizens. what rules have our govt made to guide the actions of these groups or even u and i?
we are under the rules of devils(politicians) that gives families of dead corpers N5m. have u ever asked yourself, why is non of their children or families one of the benefactors of such goodwill?

Thanks for the bolded.

Now we know our problems now, Help beg GEJ to address those!

@All,

Very very reliable and trustworthy.

I bought 2 books already. Easy to cancel order and easy to redeem balances (change).

Am expecting another book this month end.

Nice concept, you pay in Naira.

kodewrita:
Some respondents on this thread are simply using the opportunity to express their envy. @abacus @debrief08 @macjive01

The fact is that Sahara reporters had no right to post his fb profile alongside someone under questioning. I am happy they are being filtered now. about time they stopped getting free traffic from here too (yes, free traffic.

Sahara has more to gain from NL than vice versa. Even if posts from there did not get any credence here, other interesting posts would still grace the main page).

Enough said.

@kodewrita, God knows I don't pray ill against Seun talkless of beefing him. Seun and I are 'Ba'aa wa them them.

As a Nigerian, he's free to support anybody, but the way and how he showed his dislikes for GMB is CRUEL (remember Aisha saga also).

Seun is not happy with SR, he's sad, I visualize GMB felt the same too when Seun and his people posted so many stories on him without proper investigation.

To me, Seun will learn some lessons here.

When they rage, we laugh

Until you know you are our servants and we call the shot

Pastor Bakare Live on AIT

@debrief - I second your post. It serves Seun right. Eni to ba de kun ati ba ni je, ao ba je kan le ni-- simple what goes around comes around.  Now let see who laff last and who cry more!

SR has more story in offing on Seun, NLders expect more.

You are reaping from  all those malicious posts you did on Buhari and Bakare. You never take your time investigate your posts on them, now SR is doing the same on you, your are crying. As for me and my household, we are on SR side.

df2006:
my friend go take your medicine.

Now I know you don't understand what been saying, You are just a m.oron!!!!

Go report yourself at Yaba left,

I bet it's not related to Bankole matter , He should look into all his shoddy activities, Because there is never a case against Bankole .

Almighty God, I today pray for those people still linking Buhari to the post electoral killlings, that in their life henceforth,  Every good intentions/deeds, people will pay them back in wicked ways. Amen.

Lord I pray,  whether they do good or they do bad, God pay them back the way they are paying Buhari. IJN Insha Allah, Ogun God of thunder is listening, Esu, Amadioha are listening, So it shall be Amen.


Our good man need not serve under mediocre. They fail and sink alone.

This Great GMB needs no blemish anymore.

On the matter of national security, The President, like every other Nigerian understands the value of peace, security and the safety of life and property and so he appointed a former Deputy Chief of Defense Intelligence, Former Director of Military Intelligence (DMI), Former General Officer Commanding (GOC) 1st Division, Former Chief of Army Staff, Former Chief of Defense Staff, holder of the Corps Medal of Honor (CMH), Meritorious Service Star, Distinguished Service Star, Grand Service Star and the Recipient of President & Commander-in-Chief’s Merit Award (for best all round performance) of The National War College as well as Recipient of the Commander of the Federal Republic (CFR) national award, General Owoye Andrew Azazi as National Security Adviser.

Quoting GEJ's man George Kerley

Is the security the promise us?

How I wish Afiz Ringim or Azazi is ,

@Evil Brain, mind I ask you a question?

How do you see the man's report?

He never call himself a GOD,

I really see you have an evil brain and that will KILL you.

@Oju, you self, You want make dem they beat am?

In hardship find time to laugh, what if EFCC finds Bankole not guilty of those flimsy 'guguru and epa' charges?

Nigeria is not going any where than where she has already gone, Land of Corruption.

Which report we are to believe?

MTN and NSA said the call log is fake,

[size=18pt]FRESH AIR[/size]

To whom this may concern, Kindly move this to home page. Many Thanks.

RIP Tayo

Did this George Kerley guy in his chicken brain address issues raised by Mallam El-Rufai?

Did GEJ,  His Mumusty! asked this guy to respond on his behalf to Mallam El-Rufai article?

It's unfortunate this puppy brain guy representing our president?
Where are the likes of  Ernest Ndukwe, Ayo 'Crook' Oritsajefor, Asari Dokubo etc,  Those guys can do better,

What did you expect from a mumu president self?

Something tells me that George Kerley guy is our NL Beaf

I like the emergence of Tambuwal as speaker but I hate Tinubu.

Dear all, prepare for the rise and fall of Jagaban of Borgu Kingdom, Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

He hinted that he personally instructed all ACN members to vote for Tambuwal and not to collect a kobo from any other candidate.

Pride goes before fall ,