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PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is 48 Years Old Today: Happy or Sad? by abasifo(m): 7:01am On Oct 01, 2008
Thank you my bross i give GOD all the glory for his might work
Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria
i pary for unity, love ,peace,protection, & good govntment
Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria
Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria
Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria



shocked AMEN cry[/sub][sub][/sub][sub][sup][/sup][img][/img][flash=200,200][/flash][s][/s]
Jokes EtcRe: Mouse For Men by abasifo(m): 10:09pm On Sep 30, 2008
Pls. how do i get this mouse
am in need of it pls
thank
Christianity EtcViews On Jesus by abasifo(op): 9:16pm On Sep 30, 2008
Views On Jesus
My current level of knowledge about Jesus? [1 is lowest, 10 is highest]
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

My current level of respect/appreciation for Jesus? [1 is lowest, 10 is highest]
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

I consider Jesus to be [check those which apply]

Fable
Friend
Forgiver
God
Guide
Historical Person
Liar Lord
Lunatic
Philosopher
Prophet
Son of God
Teacher

Jesus makes me feel [choose those which apply]
Angry Loving
Confused Stable
Argumentative Calm
Confined Free
Resentful Grateful
Sick Healthy
Guilty Forgiven
Unclean Clean
Purposeless Purposeful
Rejected Accepted
Worthless Valuable
Lonely Not alone
Insecure Secure
Foolish Wise
Desparate Peaceful
Defensive Unworthy

Am I a follower of Jesus:
Yes No No Answer

Open-ended questions for followers of Jesus

What is my journey/story with Jesus?


How has Jesus helped me (with self, family, work)?

How has Jesus changed me?

How do I describe "A relationship with Jesus?"


How have I experienced Jesus?


Why and how did I become a follower of Jesus?


Why and how did I become a follower of Jesus?
Jokes EtcRe: Brain Cracking Puzzle by abasifo(m): 8:59am On Sep 25, 2008
[

The 2nd man raped the 1st man's wife and the 3rd man is a witness, and he wants to inform the 1st man.

Please could anyone tell us How?


[quote][/quote] He can informed him through practical  by raping the man's wife again[color=#006600][/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Apartment On Rent by abasifo(op): 1:39pm On Sep 24, 2008
grin cool shocked grin shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Waec by abasifo(m): 1:19pm On Sep 24, 2008
grin shocked Good Work
Jokes EtcRe: Confusing Englishes by abasifo(m): 4:23pm On Sep 23, 2008
Copy & Past
Jokes EtcRe: Free Browsing On Nokia by abasifo(m): 4:20pm On Sep 23, 2008
some mumu like you would try it
because i know u try it b4 it didn't work
Any way i refuse to One of them
Jokes EtcRe: Mad People Doing Crazy Thangs! by abasifo(m): 4:06pm On Sep 23, 2008
May be he one of them shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Vacancy For The Jobless And Good Pay by abasifo(m): 3:10pm On Sep 23, 2008
Mr Ituen Should be the Directo
Jokes EtcRe: All For Love by abasifo(m): 2:33pm On Sep 23, 2008
cool grin shocked
NICE ONE But why was he Fainted
RomanceRe: Please Read And Tell Me The One You Like Most by abasifo(m): 1:37pm On Sep 22, 2008
[color=#990000] :oLOL[/color] shocked embarassed cry cool
Jokes EtcRe: The Trial Of Pastor Enoch by abasifo(op): 6:21pm On Sep 21, 2008
nowahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen And The Shark by abasifo(m): 12:04pm On Sep 21, 2008
;DWtF embarassed tongue shocked cool cheesy
HealthRe: !baby Born With Two Faces In India!- (this Is The Authentic 2face)- by abasifo(m): 11:43pm On Sep 17, 2008
!baby Born With Two Faces In India
so una no no na 2face idiabia now
Jokes EtcRe: Someone Is Cheating! by abasifo(m): 2:58pm On Sep 12, 2008
i
mogentle:
Hey!!!!!!!
Someone is cheating in the Exam.Nobody is above the law,

What is the best judgement for this man,
[color=#990000][/color] I THINK HELL IS OK
Jokes EtcRe: Smart Woman by abasifo(m): 1:55pm On Sep 10, 2008
POsTeD b4 wink shocked huh
Jokes EtcDumb Phone In Nigeria by abasifo(op): 3:03pm On Sep 06, 2008
You are so stupid to read this
ANY way thank you 4 being one of the fool
DUMB PHONE mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jokes EtcRe: Dangerous Virus by abasifo(op): 2:29am On Sep 05, 2008
ogorluv:
So what is it doing on this thread?
Help me ask am
Jokes EtcRe: Four Friends At A Party ! by abasifo(op): 11:21pm On Sep 04, 2008
The Sly:
grin

grin grin

grin grin grin

grin grin grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin
go an find work d do
sly
Jokes EtcRe: Four Friends At A Party ! by abasifo(op): 11:13pm On Sep 04, 2008
Okija_juju:
GADDAMN!!

What a sick joke.

Real nice. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
thank u mannnnnnnnnnn
Jokes EtcRe: Four Friends At A Party ! by abasifo(op): 10:57pm On Sep 04, 2008
Thug Life:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
ARE U OK thug life
EducationRe: U Got Admission Dis Year Sign Here by abasifo(m): 9:11pm On Sep 01, 2008
lasu
bus admi
Jokes EtcRe: Dangerous Virus by abasifo(op): 8:45pm On Sep 01, 2008
infobaba:
Your search - Nipostari - did not match any documents. huh

We did not find any results for Nipostari.
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Jokes EtcBrand Name Condoms by abasifo(op): 5:48pm On Aug 31, 2008
Brand Name Condoms

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.





Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going,

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Jokes EtcRe: Dangerous Virus by abasifo(op): 2:34pm On Aug 26, 2008
9jafirst:
@ abasifo
if realy you're not affected by those two viruses u should be @ the bar, or club not on your computer
i know just because you DON'T have 5 friends, you have already been infected
pls go an treat urself
Jokes EtcRe: Dangerous Virus by abasifo(op): 8:34pm On Aug 24, 2008
sunej:
This guy need medical attention, na so e de start o! grin

HOW r u talking about
:osunej
Jokes EtcRe: Dangerous Virus by abasifo(op): 2:54pm On Aug 24, 2008
Computer Humor: Dangerous Virus
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.


Jokes EtcRe: Black Condom And Panties by abasifo(m): 2:34pm On Aug 24, 2008
grin[b]nice one shocked but u too like sex[/b] shocked
Sports10 Most Violent National Anthems by abasifo(op): 11:45pm On Aug 22, 2008
Pedant found a great cartoon showing a bloke who was sick of hearing the American national anthem and it made me think about how innocuous my own national anthem is.

In contrast, I found this interesting compilation of the 10 most violent national anthems:

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977416776


Eg - Algeria's starts with:

We swear by the lightning that destroys,
By the streams of generous blood being shed,,

No wonder they're winning medals!

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