SUPPOSING JESUS WAS MARRIED??!!
Knowing how women's minds work, I almost feel sorry for Jesus had he decided to live a normal life and got married, had kids, and the like. I can just see his wife saying.... What do you mean you were wandering in the desert for forty days? Don't give me that fake story about not eating or drinking for forty days and being tempted by Satan. I think you must be havi
ng an affair but you are too dumb to come up with a convincing lie. You mean that other woman was not cooking for you? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The other day I heard that you asked a certain Samarian woman for water. Does it mean that our tap has run dry for you to go begging for water? I figure out that you were not actually after any water... you had your own designs. Why ask her about her husband...... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

And what about that woman who touched your shirt and felt well. Heeh She felt good! Where did she feel good?! Answer me! Where?! How? I also need to feel good....! I swear if I catch you cheating I'm leaving and I'm taking the kids with me. Then eventually you will have to face my father and the whole cabinet of our clan.
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I wish you would just settle down and get a career instead of just hanging out with your band of twelve losers. You used to be a great carpenter. What happened to that? At least you used to be able to put food on the table when you had a job. You need to grow up and take responsibility for your family.
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You have been bragging around that you fed some five thousand people with only some few loaves of bread and two pieces of fish when your family here is suffering from malnutrition. Eti "Magic"!? What magic? Can't you perform that magic in our matrimonial home and give us food enough to eat for a lifetime? Give us a good house, and ornaments; give us riches. Not going around and feeding other people with borrowed or begged food.
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I think that you have been taking me all along for a ride. I don't need a hippie for a husband! You spend all day with those twelve guys and sometimes you are gone for weeks on end. You don't spend enough time with me neither with the kids. I need to feel loved. Where did the romance go? Sometimes I think you put your God and disciples before me. I need to feel like I am number one in your life.
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And by the way, I don't like how one of your buddies look at me. It's your boy Judas. He keeps coming around for apparently no reason. He kept popping in every few days when you were gone for those forty days. He gives me the creeps. You need to check on the homies you move around with...before the snatcher me from you ooo.
Hey why do allow peter to take away all that fish and you come back empty, you are a big fool, you won't eat in this house if you don't go and bring those fishes.
You are also a flirt ,ho oh God punish this Jesus Son of carpenter , look at how beautiful I'm I , he still went after that woman call mary magdalene , that is why she poured that costly perfume on him, yes ,you are in love with that Harlot ..mmm
I will pour her acid, trust me
And as the soldier capture Jesus. And may be they try to take her along, no no no , I'm not his wife oo , he has long abandoned me and my children for Mary Magdalene , the harlot, as the soldier move way, she say , I told you my God will catch you, Oga soldier beat am well well well , yeye man

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I was in a taxi chattingwith my friend on BBM and
suddenly discovered the man sitting beside
me was reading my conversation.
Since i did not want to embarrass the man,
i decided to change the topic of the chat; Abeg
oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that
I only took two of the bombs we just
manufactured for this operation. Let them
know as well that I may find
it difficult to get to the target place before the
bombs explode because there is terrible traffic
jam now but nevertheless,
I am sure casualty figure will be high since
we are five in our taxi and all
the vehicles in the traffic will be affected
too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb
to go off bye bye and take care of my parents
and siblings as agreed.
The Man, without
allowing the taxi to stop quickly[b]
opened the taxi door and jumped out. Lol

LAUGH GOES ON[/b]

I dey vex 4 dis country wey i come frm no be joke oooo!!!

Small thing Ogoni man go jump enter water like fish for days we no go see dem. See olympics nah, go swim,dem dey fear water

Hausa man go enter boat dey shout argungu fishing festival. See rowing 4 olympics, dem no dey

Fulani herdsmen fit shoot arrow from 1km kill anyone wey wan steal dem cow, olympics reach make dem go do archery, dem no sabi shoot again

Igbo man go run from Sokoto to Aba at the slightest provocation by Boko. See marathon 4 olympics, dem no shw face

Agbero for park no mind pursue bus for road. See 100metres race 4 Olympics, dem no sabi run again

Yoruba man go remove clothes, wrist watch and pant to fight 4 Ojuelegba. See boxing 4 olympics,we no see dem

Warri man go say warri no dey carry last..... na wetin Blessing Okagbare, our own warri babe dey do for last 4 women 200metres race8-| abi she think say one person dey her back?

MTN came to Nigeria at a time when nobody wanted
to invest in Nigeria, at a time when Nigerians did not
have phones. Even Zenith Bank refused to loan MTN
cash to operate, UBA rejected MTN’s offer but today
see the difference. At least we all know the story of
the only civilian unelected President in Nigeria - Goodluck Jonathan. We know how the people said he
was not going to be President; they even made him
acting-President. Today the rest is history. What
about Cowbell? When they came to Nigeria, they
made milk in a sachet, Peak was laughing at them-
they said Cowbell was milk for the poor- but they were right! 3-million poor people could afford N10 a day for
a sachet of milk. Oya, do the maths - 3million people
buying milk at N10.00- that was N30million every
single day. In a month they grossed N900million
(almost N1billion). Even Peak had to make sachet
milk in order to survive in the market. So what have people told you? What have they said you cannot do,
or you do not qualify for, or you do not have
experience for? They told Cowbell, they told
Goodluck, they told MTN, but today the story has
changed. I have a feeling dat something is changing
for you today! They will change their strategies just to keep in step with you. Don’t listen to what people are
saying or what life is showing you… YES, YOU CAN !
Do have a Positive Day... Success is not about where
you graduated from, but what graduates out of you.
Keep the spirit. There is a giant in you, sleeping
because you have not woken him up. Don't be discouraged by your qualification, family background,
environment or even our non- performing govt, help
yourself. Stand-up and be what you want 2
be!

BREAKING NEWS: Serious fight has started in Olympics ooh....
as a Brazilian girl found her missing hair on a Nigerian Lady., so to all those that use human hair OYO

BREAKING NEWS:President Goodluck Jonathan to setup a 7-man committee to investigate Goldie's Eviction from the Big Brother House!

BREAKING NEWS:President Goodluck Jonathan to setup a 7-man committee to investigate Goldie's Eviction from the Big Brother House!

good for u lover girl.[b][/b] ;Dall she knows how to do is cry for love. Nigerians don't act like reps us.

happy birthday ma , long life , we wish u many more yrs ahead

For sweet sleep which comes with night,
For the returning morning's light,
For the bright sun that shines on high,
For the stars glittering in the sky,
For these and everything we see,
O Lord, our hearts we lift to thee.
FOR EVERYTHING GIVE THANKS!

na only God go help us

You Know God Is Punishing You when it rains on your wedding day and nobody shows up.

54’ – Match has been suspended
53’ – Temporal hold up as the referee insists on the lights coming on before resuming proceedings.
52’ – It's getting dark and the flood lights are still not on.
51’ – Inkoom dribbles his marker and try to go for the kill but the ball has been blocked.
50’ – Encouraging signals from Lesotho but once again they fluff their lines.
49’ – Dominic Adiyiah (Ghana) scores!
49’ – Adiyiah gets his second on the day for the Black Stars. He stabs the ball into the neat after neat control on his chest. Ghana running riot here.
48’ – The Crocodiles appear very tired which could be attributed to their late arrival for this game.
47’ – The Ghanaians will continue from where they left in the first half.
46’ – Lesotho restart the game.
45 + 1’ – The referee brings the first half to an end.
– Players making their way back onto the pitch ahead of the start of the second half
45’ – One minute of added time to be done at the end of the first 45 minutes.
44’ – Jordan Ayew (Ghana) scores!
44’ – Jordan Ayew scores fantastic goal. He dribbles his marker and turn the goalkeeper inside out to grab Ghana’s third goal.
43’ – A rare Lesotho attack almost saw them break through but Boye and Akaminko are there to stop any danger.
42’ – Kwadwo Asamoah is on the turf following a challenge from Tale. Free kick to the Black Stars.
41’ – Sulley Muntari's cross is easily gathered by Phasumane.
40’ – Harrison Afful has been quiet at the left-full back, he lays a short pass to Asamoah who opts to dance with the ball.
39’ – The only thing missing in the Black Stars’ game is their finishing, they again cut through the Lesotho defence but Jordan decides to dance his way to goal and Lesotho clear to safety.
38’ – Short corner kick is wasted. Ghana takes the initiative with Inkoom on the move.
37’ – Ralekot drives home a shot but no worries for the defence of the Ghanaians.
37’ – Lesotho most skillful player Bereny tries to beat his marker. Corner to the Basothans, their first of the game.
36’ – Kwadwo Asamoah piledriver is way way over the bar. Needs like two of such post for the third goal to be registered.
35’ – The Crocodiles are clearly struggling to contain the rampant Black Stars.
34’ – Playmaker Kwadwo Asamoah lays a neat pass to Derek but Badu's final delivery is poor.
33’ – Inkoom makes another incisive cross but that won't trouble goalkeeper Phasumane.
32’ – Corner kick to Ghana after Mokheme Shephered the ball. He is furious with the linesman's decision.
31’ – An innocuous challenge on Derek Boateng from Ralekoti. That should have been a yellow card.
30’ – An aerial challenge is won by Boateng who finds Akaminko at the heart of defence. Great game by the Black Stars.
29’ – Ghana continue to mount pressure through the left side of the Basothans. But the linesman will raise his flag for offside against Afful.
28’ – Dominic Adiyiah is fouled close to the 18-yard box. Free kick to Ghana.
28’ – Muntari plays the one and two with Badu and fires a bullet which misses the post by an inch. That could have been the third goal.
27’ – Great inter-positional display between Muntari, Boateng and Asamoah.
26’ – Lesotho defence is struggling as Ghana continues to pile pressure after pressure.
25’ – Samuel Inkoom launches and attack but over elaboration on the part of Ayew cost Ghana.
25’ – Dominic Adiyiah (Ghana) scores!
25’ – Dominic Adiyia marks his return the national team with a solo effort. He dummies his marker in-and-out and finishes off to give Ghana the second goal.
24’ – Lesotho seems to be coming into the game. Bereny is on the turf following a challenge. Free kick to Lesotho
23’ – First off-side of the game and it's against Ghana.
22’ – Derek Boateng takes a neat pass from Kwadwo Asamoah as the Ghanaians probe for the second.
20’ – Koetle will launch an attack but that has been foiled by the Ghanaians. The opening goal has settled nerves with the stadium rocking.
19’ – Sulley Muntari (Ghana) scores!
18’ – Excellent cross from Jordan Ayew across the face of goal but Adiyiah fails to make the vital connection with his head.
17’ – Ghana are enjoying more of the ball, but the Basothans can launch a counter attack.
17’ – Ghana are enjoying more of the ball, but the Basothans can launch an attack.
16’ – Goalkeeper Phasumane is a busy man today. He comes up with another save.
15’ – Emmanuel Agyeman-Badu tries one of his trademark thunderbolts, but misses the post by inches.
14’ – Ghana in full control but finding it difficult to carve out spaces.
13’ – An ambitious shot from Man Utd target Kwadwo Asamoah. But the ball deflects off an opponent on its way.
12’ – Sulley Munatri is fouled.
11’ – Jerry Akaminko comes into the picture with a sublime display at the heart of the Ghana defence.
10’ – Long back pass to goalkeeper Adam Kwarasey. Easy one for the Stromogodest glovesman.
9’ – Throw-in to Ghana. Samuel Inkoom tries a long one but the Lesotho defence wither the storm.
8’ – Derek Boateng is on the turf after a strong challenge by an opponent.
6’ – The Crocodiles are chasing shadows at the moment. It's Ghana all the way at this point as Jordan dribbles past two defenders but was stopped in his track.
5’ – Jordan Ayew misses the best chance of the game so far. With only goalkeeper to beat, he fluffed his final shot. It was easier to score than to miss.
4’ – Adiyiah nearly makes it one for Ghana after capitalizing on a defensive blunder between Ntobo and Thabo, corner kick Ghana.
3’ – Neat inter-positional display from the Ghanaians with Derek Boateng the main architect
2’ – The Black Stars win an early corner kick after some good work on the far side by Dominic Adiyiah.
1’ – Ghana gets us underway and are already looking to fetch the game’s opener.
– The teams file out of the tunnel; Ghana will be in an all-white strip while Lesotho donning an all-green apparel.

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome is the owner of Believers Love World Fellowship which metamorphosed into Christ Embassy International Ministries. This Church has a regular membership of over 3 million in Nigeria alone and fans of over ten million people who belong to other denominations but see Pastor Chris as their alternative pastor. Inadvertently Pastor Chris Oyakhilome controls over twelve million people in Nigeria especially the youth and middle aged. His telecast is still the most viewed among Nigerian Christians including Roman Catholics,

Anglicans, Methodists and Pentecostal brethren.

This Pastor recently stirred the hornets’ nest in the month of February 2012 when answering a question on how to overcome masturbation said thus ‘’masturbation in itself is not a sin against God. Satan uses it in oppressing the mind and make them feel ineffective and inefficient in the sight of God. But once you understand that it’s got nothing to do with God, its about you and your own body…’’ When people thought that his position was a slip of tongue, He defended it in another telecast weeks later and called it a habit which has nothing to do with God.

The same pastor weeks later added that alcoholism and smoking is not a sin, rather it is just a habit.

This theory of masturbation not being a sin is not biblical. Masturbation is a besetting sin. A besetting sin is a habit that sticks to someone as though it is normal. A sin that has become a habit is called a besetting sin. Some people call it entangling sin because it entangles a person, thereby making escape difficult. . In Hebrew Chapter 12 verse 1-2 the scripture says that ‘’ wherefore seeing we are also compassed with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and sin which easily besets us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us, looking unto Jesus, the author and finisher of our faith’’ In Nigeria now, corruption has become a besetting sin, our religious leaders encourage it and release anointing for the corrupt Congregationalist to escape the arms of the law. However, this does not remove the fact that corruption is evil in the sight of God.

Smoking of Cigarettes, Indian Hemps, Cocaine, Marijuana or whatever are besetting sins. They are normalised anomalies. Masturbation is one of them. In Nigeria today, fornication has become so rampant that it has a besetting sin. People now discuss their sexual escapades with different people as a status symbol.

The Bible has a standard. In Matthew Chapter 5 verse 8 Jesus Christ said that ‘’ but I tell you that whosoever looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart’’ This implies that sin starts from the heart. Masturbation definitely involves constant lustful imaginations which the victim indulges in as a means of vitiating sexual pressures. Students of demonology have discovered that those sexual images which follow masturbation are actually pictures from the marine world juxtaposed on the persons’ sub-conscious and he begins to imagine some sexy looking man or woman. Some persons get initiated into the company of a spirit husband or wife after orgies of masturbation. In addition, a masturbator will definitely get tired of the self indulgence and would want to experiment with actual sex, leading to fornication or adultery.

Smoking of cigarettes has become a fanciful habit which a lot of persons want to break away from without success. The late minister of health Professor Olukoye Ransome Kuti said that he quit decades of smoking the day he was appointed as Minister of Health by Ibrahim Babangida in 1985. All his previous attempts to quit the bad habit failed until he made a resolution that as the chief health officer of Nigeria he cannot be a bad example, which was how he secured his freedom. If those referred to as unbelievers want to quit smoking, how can a Born Again Christian justify feeding on what pagans, atheists and animists are struggling to quit. The producers and hawkers of cigarettes warn that the substance is dangerous to health.

Alcoholism is an intoxicant which persons use to feel good and fight depression. A lot of sicknesses are directly related to it and the manufacturers will always warn that it is not for those below the age of eighteen. A lot of family breadwinners have expended all their live savings on alcohol while the wife and children are left unattended to.

Therefore for a pastor who directly influences over three million persons in Nigeria and indirectly influences another twelve million fans that belong to other churches to encourage these habits, the end has really come.

The implications of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s open cheque is that many young men and women running into millions will join the league of masturbators, fornicators, adulterers, smokers of cigarettes, Indian hemp, cocaine and consumers of different brands of alcohol; Whisky, Schnapps, ‘Sapele Water’, ‘Kaikai’, Akpuru-achai’ etc. In these trying seasons for Nigeria and Africa, this pastor has led his congregation and that of others astray. Apostle Paul said in Galatians Chapter 1 verse 8-9 says ‘’ but even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s curse ! As we have already said now I say again: if anyone is preaching a gospel other than the one you have accepted, let that one be under God’s curse’’

Influential pastors are now blessing masturbation, drunkenness and smoking. Soon others will bless watching pornographic materials, same-sex marriage and marriage to pythons, cobras, dogs, baboons and horses. Later they will begin to sanction occultism, human sacrifice, flying in the night and astral projections in the church. In the height of it they will remove Christ as the centre piece and replace him with the man of sin, the Antichrist, who will exalt himself as God in the temple of God as illustrated in 2 Thessalonians Chapter 2, Verse 3-8.

This appearance of the man of sin will precede the second coming of Jesus Christ. The level of hero worship that Christian faithful give their leaders is a dress rehearsal of the level of worship the antichrist will receive in the church when he finally arrives. Replacing the views of God as outlined in the scripture with the views of the Senior Pastor or Archbishop who is prone to mistakes and fallibility could lead a sincere faithful to hell fire while the errant pastor might repent at the last moment and escape to heaven.

This constant replacement of scriptural truth with the doctrines of men is as old as Christianity but somehow the Church have always found its way back to the path. The early church was moving in the right direction, preserving the faith the Apostles until Emperor Constantine and Co-Emperor Lucinius passed the Edict of Milan in 313 which proclaimed religious tolerance for all religions in Roman Empire, signaling the end of the era of brutal persecution of the church. Constantine the Great became a Christian and his conversion made Christianity fashionable and a lot of pagan converts clung to all manners of practices and theories which formed part of their former religion.

These paganistic practices quenched the fire of the early church, leading to a lot of schisms, heresies and apostasies and eventually ushered in the period known as the dark ages of the Church.

The situation so much deteriorated that the church had to suppress the growing schisms with ecclesiastical proscriptions, anathema, imprisonment and in few cases execution. This schism was so intense that in 1378 a group of Italian Cardinals elected Urban VI as Pope while later in the same year another group of French Cardinals elected Clement VII as Pope who established his seat of papacy in Avigon, France. The two groups were excommunicating each other from the church.

The Papacy in the aftermath of the Protestant Reformation restored the rights of the laity to possess, read and translate the Bible. Therefore the views of Pastor Chris Oyakhilome are a modern day replica of the gradual introduction of strange ideas in the early church which nearly suffocated the spiritual efficacy of the church.

The silence of the mainstream Pentecostal leadership towards this theory is dangerous. Our Christian leaders have suddenly lost their voices while a false doctrine is circulating among the church. Other matters are currently occupying their attention. Whether these ecclesiastical authorities condemned it or not is immaterial, what matters is the word of God. The Bible says in 1 Corinthians Chapter 6 Verse 19-20 ‘’ do you not know that your body is the temple of the holy spirit who is in you whom you have received from God, you are not your own: you were bought with a price, therefore honour God with your body’’. 1 Corinthians Chapter 6 Verse 18 say’’ flee from sexual immorality.

All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whosoever sins sexually, sins against their own body’’ while ‘’Isaiah Chapter 5 Verse 11 says’’ woe unto them that rise up early in the morning that they may follow strong drink, that continues until night that wine inflames them’’ and verse 22 says ‘’ woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and .men of strength to mingle strong drink’’

Therefore it is obvious that a Christian has a duty to honour God with his body and not to resign himself to habits injurious to the health of man and the laws of God. These habits and besetting sins are part of why Jesus Christ came, to take away sins and give us power to overcome all these desires. Power over self and sinful habits is more important to the Christian than acquisition of all manners of fame, female and finance but modern days Christianity have elevated prosperity to heights inconsistent with the scriptures. If religious faithful cry unto God for deliverance from bad habits the way they fast and pray for political appointments, marital breakthrough and the death of all their enemies, these besetting sins and habits will leave them and get back to where it came from.


http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/17608/56/pastor-chris-oyakhilomes-theory-of-alcoholism-and-.html

55’ – Another Nigerian attack strays away.
54’ – Ezenwaka so stylish and he ends up dribbling himself in the process.
52’ – Foul on Umar, free kick to Nigeria round the centre circle
51’ – Gero is really battling away upfront but he needs more support to be effective.
50’ – GOAL! Nigeria 1 Ghana 1.
49’ – The game has come alive thanks to Agbo's goal.
48’ – Moments after Agbo's goal Ghana get a chance to draw level but again the final efort is off the mark.
47’ – Football can be a cruel game but then you also have to take your chances.
47’ – A ding dong affair so far but encouraging signals from Nigeria now.
47’ – GOAL! Nigeria 1 Ghana 0, Uche Agbo scores with a great header
46’ – The Flying Eagles attack but Ghana keep them out.
46’ – Nigeria restart the game.
1’ – A sweet shot from outside the box by Baba Rahman Abdul restores parity in this derby.
45 + 6’ – It seems we're in for a more exciting second half after those two goals.
– Phew!! Nigeria have survived an onslaught by Ghana, who must be disappointed with their finishing as they ought to have been ahead in this encounter. And so it's Nigeria 0 Ghana 0.
45 + 2’ – The referee brings the first half to an end.
45 + 1’ – Free kick from distance crashes against a Nigerian player and corner for Ghana.
45 + 1’ – There will be additional time of one minute.
45’ – Nothing comes out of that as Nigeria again attack with more confidence.
45’ – Ghana get a corner.
44’ – Good passing by the Flying eagles but the end product by Ezenwaka is way off target as the first half draws to a close.
43’ – It seems the Nigerians have finally got over their stage fright and they are now beginning to string passes among themselves.
42’ – Abonima takes a free kick inside Nigeria territory.
40’ – The determination of the Nigerian has so far seen them still on level terms with their more cohesive opponents.
40’ – A rare Nigerian attack almost saw them take the lead against the run of play but somehow Ghana block.
39’ – Safiu Abdul is exciting player for Ghana and he is again brought down by a struggling Nigerian defence.
39’ – The only thing lacking about the Ghanaians is their finishing, they again cut through the Nigerian defence but the striker opted to dance his way to goal and Nigeria clear to safety somehow.
38’ – The clouds are gathering and it's not looking very bright for the Flying Eagles, who need to step up their game if they are to get anything out of this game.
37’ – Another corner to Ghana as the pressure piles up, the ball crashed against the Flying Eagles post and from the rebound a Ghana striker smashes his shot against the side netting.
36’ – Okani saves Nigeria yet again!....He tips a goal-bound shot by Safiu Abdul for a corner.
35’ – Mumini Abubakar's missile just misses target not by much as Ghana continue to torment Nigeria.
34’ – But Okani comes to the rescue for the Flying Eagles, who are really struggling to contain the more rampant Satellites.
33’ – Very close shave for Nigeria!...It should have been Ghana 1 Nigeria 0 by now.
32’ – Offside against Nigeria, at least the African champions are pushing forward now.
31’ – It appears he is being played out of position.
31’ – Nzube is working his socks off but the Ghanaians are enjoying more of the ball and the Flying Eagles concede yet another unnecessary corner.
31’ – Nigeria survive another Ghana onslaught.
30’ – Aluko is really struggling, a fan tells him 'Wake up man!'
30’ – After half an hour this West African derby has really not got going as Ezenwaka again tries his luck from distance.
29’ – Ghana continue to mount pressure from through the left side of the Flying eagles defence.
29’ – Better effort by Nigeria now but Ezenwaka's shot from distance is way off its target.
26’ – Hustling Gero is proving to be a handful for the Black Satellites but he needs support from the midfield to be effective.
25’ – The Flying Eagles need to settle down or they will regret it sooner rather than later.
24’ – It's really Ghana all the way...
24’ – Gero is stopped in his tracks as Nigeria try to attack their opponents again.
23’ – The Nigerian defence is struggling as Ghana continue to pile pressure after pressure.
22’ – Okani again to the rescue for Nigeria but the ball still rolls out from his grip for a corner.
21’ – Gero's header misses target and is weak and so cannot trouble Annan in the Ghana goal.
20’ – Nigeria are really yet to settle down more than 20 minutes into this clash.
20’ – Okani saves a shot from distance by Safiu Abdul.
19’ – Seidu Salifu fouls Nzube of Nigeria and free kick quickly taken.
18’ – Bassit Abdul is giving Aluko some worry by the left side of Nigerian defence.
16’ – Gero is fould inside his area and free kick to Nigeria.
15’ – Nigeria again under pressure and Kingsley patrick concedes an unnecessary corner.
14’ – Free kick to Ghana around their goal area after uche Agbo handles the ball.
12’ – Ghana are enjoying more of the ball, but Nigeria look dangerous when they attack.
12’ – Rahman Abdul shot from distance easily held by Nigeria's Okani.
10’ – But in the midst of the indifferent start, Gero's shot from top of the box is blocked.
10’ – The Flying Eagles are yet to find their feet...
9’ – Aluko commits another free kick around the Flying Eagles area but again Ghana fail to make the most of it.
8’ – Nigeria launch first attack but goalkeeper Annan dives to hold the shot by Aminu Uma.
7’ – Nigeria's Shehu Abdullahi is down on the turf and free kick to Flying Eagles.
6’ – But Safiu Abdul's free kick is wide off target.
6’ – Foul on Sarfo Gyamfi around Nigeria box, free kick Ghana.
5’ – Goalkeeper Okani of Nigeria makes first save of the game.
4’ – Corner to Ghana after Aluko plays safe.
2’ – The Ghanaians are playing the ball between them but the Flying eagles break the flow now.
1’ – Kick off by Ghana.

http://www.mtnfootball.com/africa/african-tournaments/eight-nation-u20-tournament/matches/play-by-play/ghana-v-nigeria.html

1. Quit procrastinating on your goals.
Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard at it. Action and change are often resisted when they’re needed most. Get a hold of yourself and have discipline. Putting something off instantly makes it harder and scarier. What we don’t start today won’t be finished by tomorrow. And there’s nothing more stressful than the perpetual lingering of an unfinished task.
The secret to getting ahead is simply getting started. Starting, all by itself, is usually sufficient to build enough momentum to keep the ball rolling. So forget about the finish line and just concentrate on taking your first step. Say to yourself, “I choose to start this task with a small, imperfect step.” All those small steps will add up and you’ll actually get to see changes fairly quickly. ReadGetting Things Done.


2. Quit blaming others and making excuses.
Stop blaming others for what you have or don’t have, or for what you feel or don’t feel. When you blame others for what you’re going through, you deny responsibility and perpetuate the problem. Stop giving your power away andstart taking responsibility for your life. Blaming is just another sorry excuse, and making excuses is the first step towards failure; you and only you are responsible for your life choices and decisions.


3. Quit trying to avoid change.
If nothing ever changed there would be no sunrise the next morning. Most of us are comfortable where we are even though the whole universe is constantly changing around us. Learning to accept this is vital to our happiness and general success. Because only when we change, do we grow, and begin to see a world we never knew was possible.
And don’t forget, however good or bad a situation is now, it will change. That’s the one thing you can count on. So embrace it, and realize that change happens for a reason. It won’t always be easy or obvious at first, but in the end it will be worth it.


4. Quit trying to control the uncontrollable.
If you try to control everything, and then worry about the things you can’t control, you are setting yourself up for a lifetime of frustration and misery.
Some forces are out of your control, but you can control how you react to things. Everyone’s life has positive and negative aspects – whether you’re happy or not depends greatly on which aspects you focus on. The best thing you can do is to let go of what you can’t control, and invest your energy in the things you can – like your attitude.


5. Quit talking down to yourself.
Nothing will bring you down quicker than berating yourself. The mind is a superb instrument if used right, but when used incorrectly, it becomes very destructive. Be aware of your mental self-talk. We all talk silently to ourselves in our heads, but we aren’t always conscious of what we’re saying or how it’s affecting us.
As Henry Ford once stated, “Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re right.” One of the major causes of why we fail is due to self-doubt and negative self-talk. The way to overcome negative thoughts and destructive emotions is to develop opposing, positive emotions that are stronger and more powerful. Listen to your self-talk and replace negative thoughts with positive ones, over time you will change the trajectory of your life.


6. Quit criticizing others.
The negativity you bleed out toward others will gradually cripple your own happiness. When you truly feel comfortable with your own imperfections, you won’t feel threatened or offended by the imperfections you see in other people.
So stop worrying about the flaws you see in everyone else, and focus on yourself. Let the constant growth and improvement in your own life keep you so busy that you have no time left to criticize others.


7. Quit running from your problems and fears.
Trust me, if everyone threw their problems in a pile for you to see, you would grab yours back. Tackle your problems and fears swiftly, don’t run away from them. The best solution is to face them head on no matter how powerful they may seem.
Fears, in particularly, stop you from taking chances and making decisions. They keep you confined to just the small space where you feel completely comfortable. But your life’s story is simply the culmination of many small, unique experiences, many of which require you to stretch your comfort zone. Letting your fears and worries control you is not ‘living,’ it’s merely existing.
Bottom line: Either you own your problems and fears, or they will ultimately own you.


8. Quit living in another time and place.
Some people spend their entire lives trying to live in another time and place. They lament about what has been, what they could have done, or what might become. However, the past is gone, and the future doesn’t exist. No matter how much time we spend thinking and lamenting about either, it doesn’t change anything.
One of life’s sharpest paradoxes is that our brightest future hinges on our ability to pay attention to what we’re doing right now, today.
We need to live more in the moment. Living in the moment requires active, open, intentional awareness on the present. Don’t fantasize about being on vacation while at work, and don’t worry about the work piling up on your desk when you’re on vacation. Live for now. Notice the beauty unfolding around you.


9. Quit trying to be someone you’re not.
One of the greatest challenges in life is being yourself in a world that’s trying to make you like everyone else. Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger, but they will never be you. Don’t change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love you, and you’ll love yourself more too.


10. Quit being ungrateful.
Not all the puzzle pieces of life will seem to fit together at first, but in time you’ll realize they do, perfectly. So thank the things that didn’t work out, because they just made room for the things that will. And thank the ones who walked away from you, because they just made room for the ones who won’t.
No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life. Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs. Instead of thinking about what you’re missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.

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After Death Rumour, Mr Latin Welcomes Baby Girl In Dublin

Mr Latin's baby

Few hours after Bolaji Amusan popularly known as Mr Latin was rumoured dead, he has welcome an addition into his family.

The wife of the popular Yoruba comic actor was delivered of a baby girl at the early hours of today in Dublin Ireland.

A family source confirmed the news to Nigeriafilms.com. We also learnt that Mr Latin may be on his way out of the country soon to join his family in Dublin.

http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/17213/13/after-death-rumour-mr-latin-welcomes-baby-girl-in-.html

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Lagos – (NAN) A Federal High Court in Lagos on Monday dismissed the criminal charges filed against the former Managing Director of Intercontinental Bank ( now Access Bank), Dr Erastus Akingbola, for lack of diligent prosecution.

The EFCC had on Dec. 31, 2010 arraigned Akingbola on a 22-count amended charge of misuse of depositors’ fund, abuse of office and money laundering to the tune of N5 billion.

In his ruling, Justice Charles Archibong held that the prosecution counsel, comprising five Senior Advocates of Nigeria, were incompetent in the prosecution of the charges against the accused.

“I direct the Attorney-General of the Federation to disband, sack and de-brief the present prosecuting team and their various respective firms for abuse of court process.

“They are a drain on the public purse,’’ he said.

Archibong said the prosecution had chosen to pursue a campaign to “scandalise’’ the court, saying “this amounts to serious and professional incompetence in prosecuting the accused.

“The counsel shall not be given any further audience in relation to the charges against the accused either by me or any other judge of the Federal High Court.

“I hereby dismiss the charges amended or otherwise on the grounds of incompetence. I discharge the accused person accordingly,’’ he ruled.

Earlier, prosecution counsel, Mr Godwin Obla (SAN), had asked for a short adjournment to enable the lead counsel, Mr Ben Ukala (SAN), to be physically present in court to prosecute the matter.

He told the court that the prosecution also wanted further stay of proceedings to enable them to compile documents at the Appeal Court to challenge the refusal of the judge to disqualify himself from hearing the case.

Counsel to the defendant, Chief Felix Fagbohungbe (SAN), however, objected to an adjournment and urged the court to dismiss the charges against his client. (NAN


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/04/n5bn-fraud-court-dismisses-charges-against-akingbola/

Lagos Okada riders on strike


LAGOS—MEMBERS of National Commercial Motorcycles and Tricycle Owners and Riders Association, Motorcycle Transport Union of Nigeria, All Nigerians Autobike Commercial Owners and Workers Association and Okada Riders Welfare Association have called on their members to stay off the street from 7a.m to 10a.m tomorrow (Monday), to enable them attend a court session.

Chairman of the four associations, Mr. Daramola Williams, said the action was necessary to demonstrate support and solidarity in court following the suit filed on their behalf against the Lagos State Government by their lawyer, Mr. Bamidele Aturu, over the banning of Okada from operating within the Ikeja Business District.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/04/lagos-okada-riders-on-strike/

I Love You Mom

Mom, you are so special
You're an Angel in disguise
You are so warm and loving
For me you are my prize.

You raised me from a baby
Through thick and through thin
You wiped my tears and held my hand
You are my dearest friend.

You are somone I can talk to
Always there for me
Your kindness and your loving ways
Like you I want to be.

If I had just one prayer
I would hope that I could see
How to be the parent
You have been to me...

I love you Mom!!

Happy birthday Daddy GO LLNP IJ

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Happy birthday Daddy GO LLNP IJN

THE REDEEMED CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
COVENANT PRAYER POINTS
FOR FEBRUARY 2012


February is here again and we are grateful to God to be able to participate again in this year corporate prayer and fasting period. The prayer points for this period has been released. It is a guild to enable you pray each day, you are free to supplement these prayer points as you seek the face of the Lord.
Fasting is scheduled each day between sunrice and sundown and you can break each day at 6pm or whatever time is convenient for you. If you are pregnant or a nursing mother, you should not fast for obvious reasons. We shall do the fasting for you, however, you can always pray along with us and be in the Spirit.

You are advised to be in tune with God during this month, talk less, facebook less, cut off all distractions, be in moderation in all things. Expect great testimonies and supper abundance during this waiting period in Jesus name.
"Then Elisha said, Hear ye the word of the Lord; Thus saith the LORD, Tomorrow about this time shall a measure of fine flour be sold for a shekel, and two measures of barley for a shekel, in the gate of Samaria." 2 Kings 7:1

The sounds of abundance of rain were echoed at the very beginning when this year was just about an hour old. These words of gladness, spoken and sent to us from our Father in Heaven through his anointed, daddy E.A. Adeboye, have created a kind of hope for "NEW THINGS" that this very year 2012 is known for. We believe that like the days of Elisha, the prophecies for this year will experience a very rapid fulfillment in Jesus Name.

THE PRAYER POINTS

Prayers of THANKSGIVING will be our focus in the first week this February.

Each day of Second, third and last week would be dedicated to special prayers for Daddy E.A. Adeboye as Daddy clocks 70 in March.

Also in the last three weeks, we shall pray this year's prophecies into fulfillment. Each week contains the one for the week.

As we pray this month, we strongly believe that our God will make us ", to hear joy and gladness, "Psalms 51:8. He would rebuke the wind and there will be", a great calm" Mark4:39

WEEK ONE FEBRAURY 1-5

THANKSGIVING

RCCG
1. Thank God for His mercy on RCCG. Rom. 9: 15-16
2. Thank God for not allowing the enemy to have none of his ways on RCCG Ps. 124
3. Thank God for His awesome moves in RCCG. Ps 136
4. Thank God for what He has done for you and every individual in RCCG. Ps 138
5. Thank God for Daddy and Mummy G.O and for His mercy on them Exod. 33:19.

NIGERIA
1. Let us thank God for what He is doing in Nigeria
2. Let us thank God for not allowing perpetual civil war to exist in Nigeria
3. Let us bless the name of our Lord Jesus Christ for the growth of Christianity in Nigeria
4. Let us thank God for helping Nigeria to remain a United Nation

DADDY G. O
1. Thank God for calling and backing up Daddy and Mummy GO in the ministry.
2. Let us thank God for mercy on the family of Daddy GO.
3. Let us thank God for divine health in the family of Daddy G.O
4. Let us bless the name of the Lord for backing Daddy G. O up in the ministry
5. Let us thank God for all the souls won through Daddy G.O's ministry.

PERSONAL
1. Thank God for not allowing the enemy to cage you and yours.
2. Thank God for providing for you
3. Thank God for you are still alive to praise, His Holy name
4. Bless the name of the Lord for His mercies over your life.

WEEK TWO FEBRUARY 6-12

Year 2012 prophecy for Individuals:

Pray fervently for the fulfillment of these prophecies

1. He said many considered to be absolutely barren will be fruitful.

2. He said family histories will be rewritten, including an end to premature death.

3. He said desperate prayers will get quick reply this year.

4. He said some will experience massive transfer of wealth from the wicked to the just.

PRAYER FOR DADDY G.O
1. Pray for more physical and spiritual strength for Daddy GO as he
clocks 70
2. Let us pray that the hand of the lord will be upon Daddy G.O as he celebrates his 70th birthday.
3. Let us pray that every cloud of darkness that may be gathering around the ministerial assignment of Daddy and Mummy G.O should disappear for the light to prevail.
4. Let us pray that God will surround Daddy G.O with His special grace as mountains surround Jerusalem. Ps.125:2
5. Let's pray that all the great visions and promises from God be fulfilled without delay in daddy G.O's life rime.
6. Pray that God would raise additional great men and women who will continually lift up daddy G.O's hands in every aspect of his ministerial pursuit.
7. Pray for the entire biological family of Daddy for God's special grace upon their lives.

PRAYER FOR NIGERIA

1. Let us ask God to be merciful to us in Nigeria especially the children of God Exod. 20:6
2. Let us ask God to visit Nigeria with mercy Romans 9:16
3. Let us use the blood of Jesus to cancel the covenant of death and destruction of lives in Nigeria.
4. Let us send the spirit of confusion of language into camps of the enemy of the enemies of Nigeria, where intimidations, killings, burning down of churches and destructions of properties that belong to children of God is originating from. Gen.11:1-9
5. Let us decree that every gathering to kill and destroy be frustrated by the Blood of Jesus. Isa. 54:15
6. Let us pray against civil war
7. Let us pray that the terrorists and all other related sect from today should begin to attack and destroy each other continually forever. Isa 49:24-26, Gen.11:1-9

WEEK THREE FEBRUARY 13-19

PRAYER FOR DADDY G.O (see week two)

Make use of these prophecies to pray for Nigeria:

1. God says He has surprises both for His own and for the enemies of the church.

2. He said before this year ends, it will be said of Nigeria; all is well that ends well.

3, He said we are to pray more for prominent Nigerians, so that those who see this year may see the next.


PRAYER FOR THE FORTH COMING SPECIAL HOLY GHOST SERVICE IN MARCH

1. Let us ask God to deliver every captive of the mighty.Isa.49:24-26.
2. Let us pray for full restoration of His people Ps.126:1-6.
3. Let us thank God for all the past Special Holy Ghost Services. Ps. 127:1-3
4. Let us pray that God will confirm the word of Daddy G.O concerning his request for seventy thousand children to mark his 70th birthday this year
5. Let us thank God for all the unusual miracles He is going to do this time around Deut. 11:3; Jn.6:2
6. Let us pray that God will be merciful and remember the barren and those suffering from secondary infertility in this program as Daddy has asked God for seventy thousand children from God. 1Sam. 1:16-20.
7. Let us plead the Blood of Jesus to frustrate every programme of evil causing accidents and traffic jam on Lagos - Ibadan express way and other highways every in Nigeria that weekend.
8. Let us pray that God will use Daddy G.O like never before during the programme, to use the word of God to reshape every altered Destiny in the life of the children of God.
9. Let us pray that God will anoint all the participants to fulfill their destinies.
10. Pray for more strength for Daddy G O and all the Pastors, Ministers and workers, that God will use them mightily during this special Holy Ghost service Deut.33:25; Josh.14:11; 1Chron.29:12; Josh. 14:9.

WEEK FOUR FEBRUARY 20-26

PRAYER FOR DADDY G.O. (see week two and three)

Make use of these prophecies to pray for the world at large

International:
1. Daddy says there will be a lot of power transfer.

2. He said new phenomenon will startle scientists.

3. He said we are to pray against earth quakes of record magnitude, tsunamis of record proportion and massive hurricanes. if we pray they will be subdued.

4. The civil unrest that started last year will begin to end this year.

SOME OTHER STRATEGIC PRAYERS
Pray specially and specifically for theEngineering department, Choir, Ushers, Prayer Warriors and other workers that will work during the special Holy Ghost service.
Pray against terrorists, kidnappers, ritual killers and robbers during the programme. Ps.124:6 Prov. 15:30.

THE LAST THREE DAYS (Feb. 27-28)

PERSONAL RETREAT, WAITING, DEDICATION AND WORSHIP

"He giveth power to the faint; and to them that have no might he increaseth strength. Even the youths shall faint and be weary, and the young men shall utterly fall: But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint." Isa. 40:29-31

1. Confession of sin. Zech.3:1, 3. Ex. 20:1-5
2. Repentance. Zech.3.7
3. Pleading for mercy. Ex. 20:6, Rom. 9:15-16
4. Ask God to rebuke Satan on your behalf. Zech. 3:2.
5. Ask God to remove every filthy garment, you may be wearing. Zech. 3:4
6. Ask God for a new garment. Zech. 3:5


GOD BLESS YOU.

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