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men i need to change my line to any other net work

in the book of judas 70 vs 5

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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend

The night with her for $500. They did their thing,

And, before he left, he told her that he did

Not have any cash with him, but he would have his

Secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling

The payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had

Done, realizing that the whole event had not been

Worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque

For $250 and enclose the following typed note:

'Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your

Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,

Because when I rented the place, I was under the

Impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;

#2 - there was plenty of heat; and

#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that:

#1 - it had been previously occupied,

#2 - there wasn't any heat, and

#3 - it was entirely too large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately

Returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

' Dear Sir:

#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a

Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you

Know how to turn it on.

#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of

Regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture

To fill it, please do not blame the management.

So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced

To contact your present landlady.'

On the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, a pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted ‘something’ from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers, and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the ‘stubborn’ pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car.

A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout ‘stolen vehicle! Sensing trouble, even when he knew he had committed no offence, the clergyman called the OC to say he was a priest, to which the officer replied: “Please, leave that pastor thing…in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it.”

The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: “Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me.”

The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read: “Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.”

The man of God quietly made an ‘offering’ of ‘just’ one N100 to his new found ‘preacher’. End of service! Go in peace and argue no more, said the OC.

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All the Bros them, I dey sqat for una o, abeg e get one thing wey I want make una hellep me with,

As a young boy, I always longed for the so-called beards and would have done anything possible to get them growing on my jaw, but right now, reverse is the case, I'm willing to do anything to make sure no strand of hair grows out of my ( I don belleful ).

Why? you may ask. Well I noticed the kind of bia bia I always wanted is not the type I'm getting so I just want to get rid of the whole thing KpataKpata.

Abeg anybody wey get genuine solution on how to get rid of Bia - Bia should help!

I hail una once more,

mumu ;DHausa man

it's real 911
how do i call them ,i have complain ,i want sent warning to satan

But my own is on 13 can we celebrate together
pls it must be on 13 thanks

byu 9u0

Good job men

Missy B



let me ask u a question did u ever post not reply
i just go through ur profile u never post a topic

una no get work if u think u can make u r right
if u think u can't u r still right
that's d way things r done in my area
well take it that way

What is the difference between white sugar and brown sugar?

do u know if am he or she OR both

Spending the Night with my ex?
We were together for a little over a year and my jealousy pushed him away when i moved to arizona. i couldnt handle him being so close to his ex so we decided to break it off. he got back with is ex shortly after saying that he was doing it to make her realize that they don't work together and back off. He also told me that the way i handled my jealosy was immature and that he is mature and when its our time again i should be ready.

well am going home to visit in a week and we've been talking about hanging out. i figured he could just come stay with me one night and we could talk things out and possibly hook up.

how should i go about this or should i even do this at all?

can you mention your seven [7] generations
let's try
AKPANKPAN
UDOM
UDO MBIAK
UDO IKO
UDO MPA
UDO EDEM
UDOFIA
USEN
USESE
ABASI-IKON
UKPONG

How get an improvement Grin

Lovin'it. Hotlips X Wink

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With the continued rain and him only changing his uniform once a week mine has taken on a green sheen sort of like the Ready Breck ad.
I am now glad that the ac in the car is bust so have the windows down.
How bad is yours?

Tomorrow, go to your secondary school and ask any of the students to help you spell 'raipe'. [color=#990000][/color]
my guy u know say i go night school
so NEPA [PHNC] took light when they were spelling raped
thank u shy

Wat do you do when you get raiped by, ?!?
ha now that i have your attention i would really appreciate if you answer diz and take the time to look at the pictures. =]
thankz, do these two people make a cute couple?

http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k443/,
http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k443/,

THANKZ I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU ANSWER =]

Is it love??
ok so there this guy. We r just friends, but we have gone out about 8 times last school year. he went to the same camp as me over this summer. we had really cute moments, like talks huges and him being a gentalmen. i cryed on the last day of camp soo hard.ive never cryed over a boy before.
hes a flirt but he treats me difrent like a princess. yeah weve had our little fights but we couldnt hate each other and we laugh together alot.
i find my self talking about him alot. he not the tipical dude i would date, but there is just somthing amazing about him.
Hes not going to my school anymore and im sad. I dnt like anyone this much, and i know if i asked him out agian he would say yes (he told me) but i know he would flirt with girls at him new school but hes said he would never cheat on me. I dnt know if this is just a strong like or a love feeling.
i know this is wayyy to far in the future but i could see us getting married. No hes not purrrffiict! but we could fix the things that arnt,

yes after an interview you can sent something like this
Dear

Thank you for the opportunity to visit with you and see your facilities last Wednesday. Both the interview and the tour made for an exciting and complete day.

I was particularly impressed with your warehousing procedures. Mr. Allen was so thorough in explaining your process to me, and I will be corresponding directly with him to express my appreciation. Incidentally, the process you use is quite similar to one I have been researching through an independent study this term. Perhaps I can share my final report with you and Mr. Allen.

The expense report you requested is enclosed.

Again, thank you for your hospitality during my visit and for all your efforts to arrange my visit. Having seen your operation, I am all the more enthused about the career opportunity that Sheldon Computers and Electronics offers. I look forward to your decision.

Sincerely,

"I think the guy needs to go back to his pastor for
deliverance's and concealing.cos I think
sumting is wrong with him spiritually

Ordinarily the birth of a child should stir emotions of joy and excitement but not so with the announcement that yet another mistress had delievered a bouncing baby boy for Tu face Idibia. Another story on ground is that of a pornographic movie featuring Annie Macaulay and Tu baba which is currently making rounds, there they were both kissing and much more. Fans are worried as the development could affect his productivity and affect the musician negatively

my bros help me ask them

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i'll get back 2 u

come no body sabi play game here