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I honor You Lord for there's none like You
Thank You Father for your gift of Love, Peace and grace.
Thank You Lord Jesus for the miracles of sleeping & waking up
i'm thanking u Lord, my GOD, because I know that whatever I go through, the good, the bad I can always trust him to bring me through.
AMEN

Survey on LIPSTICK

What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies.


5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery.

25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removing the Make Up.

15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips.

10% is Dumped in the Garbage as Unused.

5% of the Lipstick is found in the Women s Stomach Due to Newer Flavours & Essences.


And the remaing 40% of the Lipstick I Guarantee you that you will find it in Man's Stomach.

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PRESENT FOR HUSBAND

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.



Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.



The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"



The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left.



Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"



"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.



"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"



"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

that is for you ,they is what we call individual difference

1. Meeting women when they are with their
friends is WAY easier than waiting for when
they are alone!

This is because women with friends feel safe
and relaxed, so their defenses aren't up.

If you wait until she's by herself to meet
her, you're walking into a situation where
she's going to be WAY more defensive than
usual.

2. If you open her with some dumb compliment,
she's going to know you're hitting on her.

Why?

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT EVERY OTHER GUY DOES!

If you want to meet a woman, you need to be
different, and not come across as some lamer.

3. Buying a woman a drink is like pick-up
suicide!

Women will plug you for free drinks all night
long, and never talk to you again.

The purpose of approaching women is to transition
into a DATE.

If you do the "May I buy you a drink" line, you
might as well just say "Hey ladies, I'm a
walking ATM for tonight!"

4. Going for the number is always a bad idea!

You should be going for RAPPORT.

You should be going for CONNECTIONS.

If you can get those, she'll actually OFFER you
her number!

And when that happens, a next meeting is
actually going to happen!

[center]Little Known Truths
About Prostitutes[/center]


You are about to read what God's word has to say about the prostitute. Among other things, you may be surprised who she actually is and what her victims are like. You will also learn the Biblical definition of a prostitute, which is certainly different from what most think:

For these commands are a lamp, this teaching is a light, and the corrections of discipline are the way to life, keeping you from the immoral woman, from the smooth tongue of the wayward wife. Do not lust in your heart after her beauty or let her captivate you with her eyes, for the prostitute reduces you to a loaf of bread, and the adulteress preys upon your very life. Can a man scoop fire into his lap without his clothes being burned? Can a man walk on hot coals without his feet being scorched? So is he who sleeps with another man's wife; no one who touches her will go unpunished. Men do not despise a thief if he steals to satisfy his hunger when he is starving. Yet if he is caught, he must pay sevenfold, though it costs him all the wealth of his house. But a man who commits adultery lacks judgment; whoever does so destroys himself. Blows and disgrace are his lot, and his shame will never be wiped away; for jealousy arouses a husband's fury, and he will show no mercy when he takes revenge. He will not accept any compensation; he will refuse the bribe, however great it is. My son, keep my words and store up my commands within you. Keep my commands and you will live; guard my teachings as the apple of your eye. Bind them on your fingers; write them on the tablet of your heart. Say to wisdom, "You are my sister," and call understanding your kinsman; they will keep you from the adulteress, from the wayward wife with her seductive words. At the window of my house I looked out through the lattice. I saw among the simple, I noticed among the young men, a youth who lacked judgment. He was going down the street near her corner, walking along in the direction of her house at twilight, as the day was fading, as the dark of night set in. Then out came a woman to meet him, dressed like a prostitute and with crafty intent. (She is loud and defiant, her feet never stay at home; now in the street, now in the squares, at every corner she lurks.) She took hold of him and kissed him and with a brazen face she said: "I have fellowship offerings at home; today I fulfilled my vows. So I came out to meet you; I looked for you and have found you! I have covered my bed with colored linens from Egypt. I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon. Come, let's drink deep of love till morning; let's enjoy ourselves with love! My husband is not at home; he has gone on a long journey. He took his purse filled with money and will not be home till full moon." With persuasive words she led him astray; she seduced him with her smooth talk. All at once he followed her like an ox going to the slaughter, like a deer stepping into a noose till an arrow pierces his liver, like a bird darting into a snare, little knowing it will cost him his life. Now then, my sons, listen to me; pay attention to what I say. Do not let your heart turn to her ways or stray into her paths. Many are the victims she has brought down; her slain are a mighty throng. Her house is a highway to the grave, leading down to the chambers of death (Prov. 6:23-7:27).

Fifteen Facts About the Prostitute

We just learned the following:

* she primarily goes hunting at night time.
* she dresses a certain way (to excite the flesh).
* she has a crafty, evil intent.
* she is loud.
* she is defiant.
* she can be beautiful.
* she doesn't stay at home.
* she hangs out in the squares and street corners where there are lots of people.
* she aggressively approaches her potential victim.
* she has a brazen look.
* she is religious.
* she tells her potential victims that they are the ones she has been looking for.
* she is married, but states that her husband is gone for a long time.
* she is persuasive and smooth with her seductive words.
* this kind of prostitute does not ask for money.

The victim of a prostitute:

* lacks judgment.
* is likened unto an ox going to the slaughter as he follows her into sin.
* is likened unto a deer stepping into a noose till an arrow pierces his liver (and dies).
* is likened unto a bird darting into a snare.
* is unaware that sexual sin (adultery) will cost him his life.

Infidelity

Such a wayward, adulterous wife (prostitute) has brought down many victims. Her slain are a mighty throng. "Her house is the way to hell " is the rendering of verse 27 in several translations (KJV, MKJV, NKJV, God'sWord). Many other Scriptures show any kind of sexual sin will send one to the lake of fire (Rev. 21:8; 1 Cor. 6:9,10; Eph. 5:5-7; Mt. 5:28,29; Gal. 5:19-21; Jude 7; etc.).

The prodigal, in Jesus' teaching in Luke 15, sinned with prostitutes but came back to spiritual life, just like all others who are willing to sincerely and humbly repent and return to God to serve him.
Godly Wisdom

Besides all of that, Godly wisdom has multiple sin-preventative benefits, including becoming the victim of a prostitute. Also, let's not forget that the fear of the LORD is the beginning of [Godly] wisdom (Psa. 111:10; Prov. 9:10). Many in our day lack this vital fear and therefore don't have Godly wisdom and its benefits:

Wisdom will save you from the ways of wicked men, from men whose words are perverse, who leave the straight paths to walk in dark ways, who delight in doing wrong and rejoice in the perverseness of evil, whose paths are crooked and who are devious in their ways. It will save you also from the adulteress, from the wayward wife with her seductive words, who has left the partner of her youth and ignored the covenant she made before God. For her house leads down to death and her paths to the spirits of the dead. None who go to her return or attain the paths of life (Prov. 2:12-19).

According to that passage, the adulteress (or prostitute) is a divorcee—one who left the partner of her youth and ignored the covenant she made before God. Such a person will take you to hell with her (unless you turn away from such wickedness and get Biblically forgiven).
An Adulteress = A Prostitute

According to what you have read in these Scriptures, any adulteress is a prostitute, even if she doesn't want money! What a surprise that must be to many who have committed adultery, but would never think of themselves as a prostitute. Nonetheless, this is how God sees them. This truth should help all in this vile sin to recognize how heinous it is and to repent before it is too late and they get thrown into the lake of fire.

We know from other Scriptures that Rahab was a prostitute that got saved (James 2:25). Furthermore, salvation for male prostitutes is shown in the New Testament:

Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexuals nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God (1 Cor. 6:9-11).

Hence, if you have been or still are a prostitute or the victim of a prostitute—repent while you still can. God has forgiven those who repent and will do the same for you.
Bathsheba

Since an adulteress is a prostitute and Bathsheba was an adulteress, then Bathsheba was a prostitute, according to the Bible. Bathesheba was also religious and beautiful yet took a bath where others could view her naked body. Such wickedness led to David sinning with her.

Finally, the Bible also likens a prostitute to a bandit among other things:

For a prostitute is a deep pit and a wayward wife is a narrow well. Like a bandit she lies in wait, and multiplies the unfaithful among men (Prov. 23:27, 28).

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Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than MEN!


Why A Christmas Tree Is
Better Than A MAN!


A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past.

Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction.

A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights on.

A Christmas tree has pretty balls.

A Christmas tree doesn't follow you around begging if you decide to choose a different one.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you sit around in your pajamas and watch soap operas all day.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break its balls.

You can throw a Christmas tree out when it starts to get old and droopy.

You don't have to put up with
a Christmas tree all year!


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Why God Never Received Tenure at the University

1. Because he had only one major publication.
2. And it was in Hebrew.
3. And it had no cited references.
4. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review.
5. And some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he often punished them, or just deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. He had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

Naval Convoy beat-up Married woman in Lagos


On the third of november 2008 on Muhri Okunola Street, victoria Island Lagos, the traffic was chaotic. A young lady (Uzoma Okere) driving home from work didn't move her vehicle out of the way of a millitary convoy on time, resulting severe beatings by armed Nigerian Navy men. The convoy consisted of Rear Admiral Harry Arogundade's personal Navy saloon car and his pilot truck, consisting of 6 armed bodyguards. The body guards in the process physically beat up several Price WaterHouse Coopers staff and destroyed cameras that were filming the event as it unfolded. The video clip was recorded from the PricewaterHouseCoopers office on a personal cam

Please so not get it twisted this are ex-lovers and not siblings Mercy Johnson is from kogi while Benedict is from the eastern part of 9ja; anyway that is not the gist. Tatafos report coming in is that the duo were taken to Europe by director Charlas Inojie but upon their arrival they discovered that the contract was half of what was agreed. "Ok no problem show us the cash" but this never happened, all parties that would help the deal materialised disappeared into thin air. Even Issac Izoya who helped them with their visa and Hotel accomodation was no where to be found when it was time to pay the bills. They had to cough out he dough from their little resources, maybe next time before they jump into any more tours they would collect some of the cash

After his song has been ban from major Radio Station in God's own country Olu Maintain has been ban too from their embassy. Rumor has it that the Yahoozee crooner was sometime earlier in the year denied Visa into the US and he would not be deterred. He went back some month later under another name forgeting that finger prints cannot be substituted, he was practically thrown out and warned never to show his face at the embassy again. Is is song about enjoying gains of fraud working against him

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The Pastor in charge of Salvation Ministries, Pastor David Ibiyeomie is in a battle of will with a Rivers State Television journalist Ibiene Rowland Ogundu. The fur started on 27 September when the said reporter did a special report story tagged "Prosperity Preachers Right here, Right now". the preacher got offended that his church was put on the spotlight and according to the reporter declared war on her. She claims she has gotten over 2000 phone calls and text messages threatening her life. She also said that the man of God declared that she would not see the end of October. the Rivers state police command have been brought into the matter and investigations are being carried out.

source:  City People

Is anything out of bounds?
I have heard women say various acts are out of bounds. There are some things I haven't done yet and some things I can't imagine I would ever do. Is there anything sexually you consider out of bounds?

An American-based Nigerian news blogger, Jonathan Elendu, has been held without charge by the SSS since he was picked up by them in Abuja last Saturday. He runs a "citizen reporting" website about Nigeria and has published a number of controversial stories. An SSS spokesman said he was being investigated for "acts of sedition", but refused to give details. Elendureports.com operates from Lansing in Michigan and publishes often controversial stories about Nigerian politicians, accusing some of them of corruption and other crimes. Their stories are often based on anonymous sources.

The full story is here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7686119.stm

Madness of the spiritual order and Naturally crazy in all sensess 4 a woman to fallen in love with her ony son after the death of her husband. I really wonder what the world is turnin into, how do we describe the unthinkable way, selfish of so called love. A zimbabwean woman and her first and only son have done the unthinkable thing, they have fallen in love with one another. And now they want to marry since the mom, betty Mbereko from Mwenezi in masvingo, is sex months pregnant and expecting her son's child. Mbereko[40], who was widoed 12 years ago, has been cohabiting with her first child, Farai Mbereko [23]. She confirms that she is sex month pregnant and that she has decided it is better to "marry" her son because dose not want to marry her late husband younger brothers, whom she say are coveting her. Betty stunned a villager court last week when she said the affIR WITH HER SON HAD BEGUN THREE YEARS earlier. She said that after spending a lots of money sending her son to school following the death of her husband, she felt she had a right to his money and no other woman was entitled to it. Listing to what she meant. "look, i srove alone to send my son to school and no one helped me. Now you that my son is working and you accuse me of something wrond. "let me enjoy the products of my sweat," she told the village court. what do we call it? madness of the year. I will like to see your takes.

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[quote author=richo link=topic=187707.msg2997020#msg2997020 date=1225044106]
are u tryin to say women don't care how a guy looks? if yes then u be liar!!
[quote][/quote] Yeah let me be a liar
but i tell you is for REAL & for SURE

HERE ARE SOME SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT WOMEN AND DATING
(And Why This May Be The Most Important Letter You've Ever Read!)

1. Women Don't Place As Much Importance On Looks As Men Do.

Women make judgments based more on their emotions than men do. If you know how to properly appeal to a woman's emotions, it doesn't matter WHAT you look like or how old you are!

2. Women Will Not Laugh At You Or Reject You Just Because You Approach Them.

Most guys don't know the right way to meet women, so they tend to get rejected a lot, and think all women will reject them outright. But if you know the secrets to approaching women, you'll be surprized to find that women actually LIKE IT when men walk up and start talking to them!

3. Most Guys Get Stuck In The "Friend" Category Because They Meet Women The WRONG WAY.

In order to not get rejected, many men will hide their true intentions and pretend they want to be "just friends." Then, once they become friends with the girl, they will reveal their true feelings - but by this time, the girl already sees him as a friend! The trick to avoid this is to build sexual tension early, but in a non-threatening way.