₦airaland Forum

ManirBK:
Operation fire for fire but wait o nairaland wailers are saying Niger Republic is self-sufficient without Nigeria

They play, what do they have, Cement, sharp sand, Laterite, foodstuff, etc.. are all exported from Nigeria.

Is this possible in this era, I could a teacher do this to this pupil? She must be insane. Kirikiri straight Mad oooo

You will never see new members, better give yourself a brain and tie the knot. Men are scum how many of them can do without men.

Pls, I beg of you don't stop because you are closer to your destiny. Servicing another man's egg 🥚

May Almighty God comfort his family, this is sad 😭😭😭

immortalcrown:
Like say FFK has reputation.

The same set of people complaining that the daughter of Wigwe didn't stand up for Shettima are mocking someone for kneeling for Tinubu.

Nothing could make you satisfy people, they will still have something to say.

Bacteria8:
CEO of Google is indian
CEO of Microsoft is Indian
CEO of Starbucks is Indian
CEO of IBM is Indian
CEO of Adobe Systems is Indian
Prime Minister of Great Britain is Indian

Great Britain colonized Indian same way they colonized Nigeria...

100 years later India is richer than Great Britain, and on their way to become the 4th largest economy in the world...aside their amazing breakthroughs in Tech, Medicine, and Military equipment.

Meanwhile, fellow colony Nigeria is still here collecting food donations from Ukraine

Something is fundamentally wrong with us black people. This is my submission.

Wait, how do you even sleep at night knowing that Nigeria of just 200 million population have more poor and hungry people than India of 1.1 billion population ??
How can you even make sense of this 🤦

India with its large population gives room for innovative ideas that why they advance in technology every day. They patronize made-in-Indian products. TATA produces most of its automobiles. In Nigeria do our government encourage local products? How many people patronize INNOSON? Today many people prefer foreign rice to our local.

Domaining101:
Who knows, this one might be the next to die in helicopter crash like that Wigwe and his wife and son 😂 After all the enjoyment, traveling all over the world, flying jets and helicopter up and down, eating chicken and turkey, drinking juice, shebi e don end? I Heard it was even cardboard they use in bringing their smelling dead bodies back from Ablord 😂 When the fools where alive, you'll never see them doing anything for poor people, there own na to dey send their children go abroad go school, MIT, Cambridge, Oxford, as if na their kind dey go all those kind schools with their empty brain, while our own for here wey sabi book pass them 1000 times dey on strike, let them go and die abeg. How i wish they did open coffin the way they did for tb Joshua, i would have loved to see how their burnt and disfigured bodies would look like, make i laugh small and see weda all the enjoyment and millions go still dey show for their dead body😂 rubbish

How i wish God can take elumelu and that his three daughters next, i go too happy like mad

What is your gain in the downfall of others.

No wonder firefighters were running everywhere today.

This is the result of engaging in unprofessional, the bitterness, and pains you receive last longer than the sweetness you enjoy just for a moment.

It's better to put her where she belongs, such an irresponsible lady will not only corrupt the infant but expose them to dangers 🚸

What would be the fate of his family if he went to confront them? His chance of survival is 0%

This suggestion can only happen in Nollywood.
Because this dream is not realistic 😁😁😁

To some extence I love the bill, imagine my organization bringing Expatriate to site as a storekeeper, yard manager and accountant, who doesn't understand excel formula.

chatinent:
In a typical construction in Nigeria, an engineer in Nigeria is made to work under a white engineer. It could also be that the Nigerian engineer has more paper qualifications than the white but he has to dig while the white seats in the tractor and orders everyone around.

I have them around me the Lebanese and Surian. They are employed as security they don't know anything they earn big. As Nigerian Engr. with over a decade of experience in all the fields of infrastructure, my wages are far less than them.

This man is a builder, a philanthropist, a genius, kind and generous. The sky is your beginning High Chief Dr. Senator Christopher Ndubuisi, Odogwu 1 of Anambra State

Are you kidding me. Even this document was leak to social media again. Dey play 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Goodlady:
I ll blame the north cos all bad things are coming from there. That aside, who's the mofo that's ya state gov?
Aren't you ashamed you are yet to stone ya gov cos he's a failure?
Where's the subsidyomeynhes been getting from June 2023?
You can focus on Tinubu alone but sane people know state govs are to be held by their blokkos!
Meanwhile, wish I knew you and I'll give you a
dirty slap!

Let the northerners hold their goods for a month you will see shege 😂😂😂✨

I don't know the reason why we like to deceive ourselves. The government wants a drop in the price of food, and fertilizer NPK & UREA are still skyrocketing everything. If the farmer sells their farm products at a cheap price. How will they get money to farm again? Most of them are practicing irrigation farming. The price of petrol and gas is another issue. I'm not in support of the high cost of food but let the government do their part.

Is there any legislator today who can testify of not lobbying for any road project for their constituency? Meanwhile, no adequate funding for the existing road project, and the award for now project is going on every day. We are doing ourselves no good if a road is awarded at the initial stage of 5 billion with a duration of 18 months and at the completion stage a total amount of 15 billion has been spent with a duration of 72 months Due to a lack of funds.

Why more states when the one on the ground is malnutrition

TYCO77:
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I came across this write up below in Nairaland, may be it could assist you.



PALM OIL INVESTMENT
Do you know you can start a small oil palm plantation now with even one acre of land with the aim of expanding later.?
With Our 100% guaranteed IMPROVED SEEDLINGS that starts producing from a maximum of 3yrs after planting, you’re fully assured to get the exact estimated returns sited at the end of this post.
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Note: From when it starts producing, Each harvest takes place every 2weeks and the process is continued till the palm tree reaches it maximum lifespan.(minimum 45yrs)
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*Below is an Estimated Analysis to Establish a “10 Acres Oil Palm Plantation”
THE SUM OF N8,525,000 WILL BE REQUIRED.
Estimated as follows:
*Land Acquisition(N600,000 per acre)=N6,000,000
*Land Clearing/smooth Preparation =N600,000
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*Matured Improved Seedlings Procurement🌴
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We have two species of the oil palm seedlings.
1: The “Hybrid Tenera specie” and
2: The “Malaysian supergene specie”.
* Each of our hybrid tenera palms cost 800naira.(it starts producing from 3yrs) with a production of 5-22 bunches per stand, depending on how you maintain them.
* Each of our Malaysian supergene specie cost N2500(starts producing from 2yrs and 6months) with a production of 12-45 bunches per Stand, depending on how you maintain them.
For this analysis, We will be making use of the MALAYSIAN SUPERGENE SPECIE.
Using standard spacing measurement of 9m triangular, each acre contains 60palms.
“60 palms seedlings per acre (600x N2500) =N1,500,000”
*The 10acres will require 5 bundles of wire-collar for protection against animal attacks.
Each bundles cost N25,000 5 bundles =N125,000.
*Professional mapping, protecting with the provided wire-collar, accurate mark-in-outs and planting of the whole 10acres=N300,000
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TOTAL= N8,525,000
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Note: There is room for negotiation and the cost can be greatly reduced if you already have the land to use.
The project scope can be higher or lower depending on your financial strength.
Private or corporate organizations can also set up this project and lease it out to individuals or corporate bodies on maturity. It is a way of diversifying the economy and also to create jobs and income opportunities for Nigerians. It is also one of the strategies for food security in the country and also in line with the transformation agenda of the country.
*🌴INCOME ANALYSIS🌴*
A matured plantation will annually start producing “4 Tonnes” per Hectare of Red Palm oil from the fourth year after planting. 20 Metric Tonnes of Oil can be obtained annually from 4 Hectares(10 Acres) Plantation.
One Tonne of Red Palm Oil=1000 liters.
Therefore, 10 acres= 20,000 litters of oil annually.
The oil is being sold per gallons(25 litters) 20,000/25litters=800 gallons.
Each gallons is sold within the range of 15–25k.
Therefore, N15,000 x 800gallons=N12,000,000
A Gross revenue of N12 million is obtained from Red Palm Oil.
We can also get 2.31 Metric Tonnes of Palm Kernel per Hectare annually.
This gives us 9.24 Tonnes from 10 acres.
This translates to annual income of N5,550,000 million.
Total income realizable is about N17,550,000million while the annual operating expenses From the day of planting till the day of first harvest is put at N12 million.
This leaves us with a Net income of N5,550,000 million for you as the investor for the first year of production and a annual NET INCOME OF N13 Million after expenses for the next 40-50yrs
There are still other sources of income such as palm fronds and palm kernel shells.
Investors are to note that Green Hybrid Empire Ltd is so Affiliated with the buyers of the finished product of Red oil. The market is already eagerly waiting for you to bring in your finished goods regardless of how large the quantity is.
investors are fully welcome to be assisted in the realization of this worthwhile investment.
Address:
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Our cooperate office address is at 05 Stanly Kunu street, beside S&T barrack. Opposite Jonny guest house. off isihor. Benin city.
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Our oil palm nursery is located at plot 56 Evboneka community along Benin akure road. Benin city.
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Our coconut nursery is located at 07 winners street behind oluku market. Along Benin Lagos road. Oluku, Benin city.
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Feel free to send your questions directly to our inbox or call/WhatsApp us via 08141156233. Email:GreenHybridempire@gmail.com

You are on point only those who think ahead will understand this genius advice.

Until we realized that we needed to come together and fight this bandit/kidnapper in respective of ethics, religion, parties, and tribes. It will be getting worse every day.

Try and shave your bear bear to look nice. It's not everyman-like hairy fellow not to talk about female genders.

May Almighty God continue to strengthen him. There is no excuse for those who are committing suicide every day with the state of this man.

Nine stands for delivery let wait for delivery time, and if they refuse we will force CS on them.

Thank for reminding us that we are using generator in Nigeria. They even know how it's sound it's amazing. But we are happy and not lazy, God is blessing us every day. In him we put our trust.

He must have slept with a ghost 👻

A good friend raises his friends to be like him. Good move sky is your beginning. 🌈

Malroux:
Tinubu is a monumental failure.

Did Tinubu plant the explosion? Pls try and borrow sense and grow up. Control your mouth 👄

Malroux:
Tinubu is a monumental failure.

Did Tinubu plant the explosion 💣 Pls borrow sense and grow up.

The earlier we realize our mistakes the better for the future of the country. Nigeria will be tremendous.