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apexc7565:
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How much?

omoburuku:
tnx boss, but can u recommend one for me(i.e Tablet)coz it seems d funbacts, skineal and d likes seems no to conquer it.

Go to the hospital n desist from self medication.

crestedaguiyi:
their is one of such places at orowuoroko community in st. johns .

a lot of young guys are chained there on allegation of madness or witchcraft . Africa is just miles away from others

Report to the appropriate authority if its within lagos.ur comment on NL will not set them free.
08023128837 or 08067945296.

Babyforever:
Don't tell me you're cooking for all this broke fustrated and selfless nairaland guys....when their occupation is bash women here like their lives depends on it instead of them to go hustle like their mate's......umu ekwensu

Wetin dey do this fish mouth..

Seun:
Salary earners who have not lost their jobs yet, single people who work online, essential workers, etc, will vote yes. Most others would vote no.

A lockdown is the most brainless way to fight the Coronavirus. Our leaders need to use their wits and imagination to figure out better, smarter ways.

We cannot afford to wreck the economy by locking it down. If we wreck the economy then where will we get the money needed to fight the virus?

Yet, we cannot afford to allow lots of people to get sick and be killed by the virus. The fear of being infected is enough to wreck the economy.

The only way forward is to use face-masks and enforce science-based infection minimization rules to protect lives and also protect the economy.

It is crucial to understand that, as a poor country with a large population, we don’t have the luxury of choosing between saving lives and saving the economy. We must get people back to work, and we must keep them safe.

Ur solutions or idea would've be far better than this national speech.

Football without fans is a crap.

Live wire not dey shake u.

Sarkin:
Haha
Was it not under Jonathan that Chibok girls were kidnapped and they made little to no efforts to rescue them?

They were busy being dysfunctional and siphoning billions of dollars to private and undetectable mediums overseas while Reno acts like a born again Christian.

Reno never hides the chance to express his bigotry. Tell me, has Reno ever advocated for the release of the muslims kidnapped by Boko Haram that he and his boss could have ended and made a thing of the past but they were busy breastfeeding the group and only remembered to hire contractors to decimate the group only to win hearts to win election.

Now he is avoiding Nigeria like a plague and advising others to leave making it sound like this current administration is the cause of all the woes this country is facing.

Even if Reno is employed by Satan he would brand his boss good and the one of the best things that has ever happend. His loyalty would make him call a demon a saint to his gullible fans.

I know he is going to see this. He is a master troll and he's everywhere. He knows how gullible Nigerians can be, but no matter how intelligent and knowledgeable you think you are, you're a novice in the hands of many others!

So what is your point,and wht effort has the present govt done to rescue her,because the kidnap happen in a different govt its not d present govt responsibilityThink deep before u type and stop the hate.

Oyedepo.... u will not kill us!!

Now yrs old

William42:
I was looking for a sugar mummy and Mr. Johnson who stays at Lekki Phase 2 gave me a woman that changed my life. She likes sex so much, but she pays good money. I am giving this testimony to help fellow hustlers who are looking for sugar mummy that will help their lives. Stop having sex for fun sake, make money from having sex.

To contact Mr. Johnson, send a message on WhatsApp on +2348116518849

Hmmm....all those destiny destroyers!!

urchcoded:
I believe you a hundred percent. Back in the days of 2go a girl I met in aba room agreed for hook-up I went to her house and her brother told me he knew what I came for. He told me boldly that if I wanted to have his sister I should Bleep him first. Aaaaaah I just started going the girl came to the gate and told me so I don't love her I said I did, then she said why don't I just do it with her brother so I can have her. ladies and gentlemen, things Dy happen for this life

Dem scam you!
Me go agree on my way buy enof cucumber bleed the living day light out of the brother if that is true..him dey madh nii.

Honeydenz:
I had a three some way back in school after Friday clubbing, I was drunk though.
I sucked two guys dick d same time till both cum in my mouth.

To think that my boyfriend was one of them, and he allowed such to happen, the next morning, he said none of them penetrated me, that they just had me suck thier dicks. Imagine!
FEAR MEN!

No change the story u were not drunk,but u enjoyed it!!

Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

Lie kee u dia!!

Not monthly emolument but basic salary,why not 50% monthly pay.Naija politicians re greedy n insensitive.

Nwanyiogwashi:
Umahi is class after my able working governor okowa

Which able working governor that state is cursed with bad leadership since its creation just like nigeria is cursed with theirs.

seankafor:
Mehn life itself na risk

This wan pass risk na endangerment of life.

Hospital rejection waste the girl life mayb just Mayb d first hospital admitted her it would ave been a different story!!

SLAP44:
I need explanation, are the CBN and bankers committee now doing the work of managing the bank which I thought were business establishments capable of making and enforcing their own decisions as they deem fit in order to remain in business.

Why then are the CBN interfering with the decision, if these banks experience distress because of the insistence the regulatory bodies, who will bear the consequences?

Regulate becus of abusive of privileges like this.

But CBN gave a directives concerning downsizing of staff that re more 5 persons by bank management.

SangoOlukosoOba:
"If"

Nigeria would have been in a confused state.

They would have used the pandemic as an excuse to siphon what's left in our treasury.

GEJ's government was a "looting for all" and lawlessness.

If not not for the intervention of the Almighty God, GEJ and his cronies would have ruined the present and future of Nigeria.

But we still must be grateful to God almighty to have made our years of pains , turn into joy via the emancipation of His Excellence President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)

But the way nigerians cry in pains shows @rtdgeneralMbuhari was never a messiah after all but a nemesis that is hunting our existence,and for looting u re the greatest liar even worst than d previous PDP govt.This govt is not looting yet they keep borrowing from multilateral org. all the crude oil sales from 2015 to date where did they hide the money,only morons buy d crap propaganda APC sold to u pre 2015.

GamalNasser:
People are angry with him for the role he played in using his money to bring the failure called Buhari

Correction lagos state money.

U re talking in da rubbish toto kee u dia..

naijanaso:
This is the real problem we have in this country. Nepotism, ethnicity, religion. What is wrong in exposing wrong doing irrespective of who is doing or committing it? In the first place the poster only lifted it from Sahara Reporters. 17 million monthly is not a small game at all my friend. People will be looting the people's wealth and you'll be defending them.
So because Ihedioha bought a car, this guy should not talk about LASG? Do you know if he resides in Lagos? He might not even be spending up to one month in a whole year in his state but maybe has all his taxes paid to Lagos state, hence qualified to know how his tax is spent. Pls let's stop this sectional life style.

Rightly stated my brother,just the same way d scot,Welsh,judges and english dont like each other,but when u re cut looting public fund irrespective of the tribe they all speak in one voice condemnation of the act.But in nigeria its a difference scenerio just like the d brainless one u re educating spitting trash.

sapientia:
What has Tinubu said?

He alone can decide the man's fate on this.

With people like u nigeria has a long way to go.*spit*

Is lagos money tinubu's money?.

Non of them.A typical nigerian re very corrupt but if am to pick one would be reno omokri.

HRMK:
so,money/properties confiscated and looters jailed are new to u?....hahaha....

Baba who them jail?

wagazala:
We no be celebrity na, we no get credit facility. Na pay as you go..

Celeb finish dat bar with debt.

Neddyogu:
Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard ooo not Delsu or NAU

D koko is he was a drop out.

BOOZELEE:
The Lockdown should continue but they should let children go back to school since the disease hardly kill children.

The dumbest solutions since the beginning of lockdown.

This country is finished and i blame myself and nigerian citizenry.

wagazala:
Chai i miss Swe bar sha. Back in the days, it rocked big time.
Humble beginnings, tow the path and you'll find just what you seek. Wizkid best move was leaving EME.

So una be d people wey chop swe bar to indebtedness.