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OP your sense is over level 10000>

When we can finally have no prejudice against each other, desist from using religion to gain an unfair advantage to justify your view even when it isnt fair.

We have along way to go and i am definitely going to see those who oppose the OP on some of his points....they are the sheeple

DanTheGeek:
Yeah, ikr... Right now i can't think beyond Servers, Marketing Costs and Labour probably because I'm not much of a business planner... You should try talking to someone that has business experience with softwares or ask on Quora.

Ayt im heading there asap

tollyboy5:
sololearn android app finish d course ofline

Thanks i know of sololearn and im still on it for some courses, the hustle is real man

DanTheGeek:
All you need to build almost any kind of software is
Internet, time and money for servers.

Yeah i know but we just want to look professional and make it formal with a document, can you help me with details of some items i can input into the budget, we all know that labour takes almost 90% of the costs but we dont want to tell the client that right?

Please once again i beseech nairaland to solicit for help from our highly learned gurus


When you have a certain amount of money to create a project but you have no idea if it would be enough, how do you make a budget for a software project. What are the details, resources, materials you will need to develop a software and what percentage would items like labour, consultations and other indirect cost would take.

babyfaceafrica:
introverts are boring?...talk about yourself bro...lots of interesting introverts

I'm sorry let me be more concise, a true introvert can be boring to most women in their prime because who would want to sit at home all day reading a novel, binge watching a series or playing games. Not that we strictly stay indoors and do all that but when we occasionally go out. We just be quiet and observe, no public displays of affection, no gra gra......anyone else is just a conformist poser or extrovert/ambivert.

OP should go and sit down, introverts are one of the most boring people to women. Dont come here to give us hope, we are aware of our strengths and weaknesses and how to deal with it or live with it.

OwenC:
Have u downloaded d book now?

Yes i have

OwenC:
If u r learning java se, den download dis book- INTRODUCTION TO programming USING JAVA BY DAVID ECK.. Its free n d best wt exercises to help u master it at d end of each chapter. Thank me later

I most definitely will

I really appreciate your input, i will go for netbeans and as you said android studio requires internet. It wont be easy but we shall cope.

kingxsamz:
Mr Man, carry your cross.
my hand no dey.

lol..we no send o

If you value your peace of mind dont dare try a long distance relationship.

Just learning java as a newbie and i need to start focusing on a pet project to aid my learning, i am aware of google but i want to hear from people that are actually in my demographic who have done such.

Also ideas for web apps too would be greatly appreciated.

As a guy we discuss about our sexcapades around other guys most times and the usual gist but one thing i noticed is how guys defend each other or turn a blind eye when they discover that their sister is doing runs.

I was hanging around with some homies and one of them mentioned that his sister(who is schooling in another state) was in town and lodged in a hotel, being naive i asked what she was doing lodged in a hotel and he nonchalantly replied " na man she go see na". Suprised at his no give a damn attitude i asked again whether doesnt mind and the other jumped into his defence that what was expected of him to do about it, should he go and drag her out of there and risk being arrested by her visitor or worst be denied by his sister, that the best he can do for her is to pray for her and mind his business or at most give her little advice from time to time telling her to be careful. I wanted to interject and told them that it doesnt have to be that way but they kinda shut me up saying that i shouldnt tempt fate else it could happen to my family too to have my sisters doing runs. I had realized that this argument wasnt going to go my way and gave it up.

There were some observations i made during this conversation and i cant help but to think that many other brothers out there are dealing with the same issue and is more prevalent than we know cos due to the economic climate of this country presently anybody can be tempted to do anything.

1. One of the reasons why people go into runs is due to a lack of home training, parents let their kids to have a free hand and dont reprimand them at an early age, hence all they can be easily lured into wrong vices without having any emotional or moral remorse.

2. Friends and family are hesitant to talk to them because they might be getting some kind of favour from them one way or the other so they turn a blind eye in order to be on their good books. they give one excuse that its their life and thats how they chose to live with it, for God's sake its your own sister doing runs, the least you can do is be diplomatic and approach her in a way that she sees the light and stop.

3. We all know that everyone loves shortcut, right from school you flex life, dont focus on your studies or learn a trade(a legit one tho), you graduate from school without a good result or any meaningful skill to keep yourself productive. hunger wants to kill you hence you start doing illegal stuff.

Its so sad what is going on especially those who have loved ones doing it and are powerless to help, some dont even care about how it makes their parents feel and show no signs of stopping anytime soon.

As you lay your bed so you shall lie on it.

Make hay while the sun shines.

The Nigerian university killed my creativity.

What I am doing now is nothing related to what I studied and my degree didn't get me the job, imagine if I hadn't gone to school and started earlier back then... well that's just wishful thinking.

I was tormented and cheated in the Nigerian university and frustrated beyond tension limit. Hustled for upper class but narrowly missed out ... bureaucracy. It sucks.


When I see my peers rushing to do their masters in a Nigerian university... I just spit and wish them good luck. Cos they would definitely need it more than they think.

As for we guys our acceptance rate is 100%. We dont discriminate or have prejudice against any type of girl

This is an opportunity most of us new into the IT industry pray to get and we aim towards that daily, obviously you have the skill set to get such a job, go for the contract and another job will await you IJN. Have no fear cos skills is what matters.

@ Shugavee are you sure you have a job to do? you have been trolling and replying mentions throughout the whole day. I dont even see this thread as something serious. They all fell for your trolling.

craves:
answers wey full google so.

anyway you can open your .htaccess in the web admin folder and paste the following code

php_value upload_max_filesize 64M
php_value post_max_size 64M
php_value max_execution_time 300
php_value max_input_time 300



you an change the 64 to any figure u want. then save.... i believe this will help

Yeah i have been successfully able to fix it all. Now only problem is the the themes are not what they are as advertised. Most of them are scanty with no features not as the color and picture rich pics i saw before downloading them?

Thanks for the replies, I have uploaded the themes, some didn't install because they were corrupted.

Good morning my able webmasters, I need your help in trying to figure out how to increase my upload limit in offline WordPress.

I have tried some strategies that actually shows the limit size being increased but when I try to upload a theme from local disk it shows me an error message that I have exceeded the max upload limit on my php.ini file.

How can I resolve this and be able to upload my theme?

Outofsync:
You know, this is very true! A glance at other developed societies in the world actually shows that their developments came in times of great tribulations : The Viking invasions was what unified England, World War II brought Human Rights declarations, the Capitalist- Communism war brought China together. It seems as though we need a life or death situation to shake people out of their lethargy and rationalised justification of their daily suffering through religion, and actually demand for the basic things of life. In the peaceful water, bad eggs are floating to the top. we need an overturn, a revolution.





But alas, this is Nigeria, this is Africa. A country where nothing works and we're used to it.

You just said what is on my mind better than i did

Dino should come and buy this also

Adejoncy01:
If you are in Nigeria, A1 english by Dele Ashade will help.

i appreciate it a lot.

We here in Africa are yet to experience a serious enough existential threat. That is the only thing that keeps people together, the fear of being wiped out of existence. The corrupt still hold sway in power and the rich stay richer by feeding off the poor. The government becomes more corrupt and richer at the expense of the people.

They are very comfortable doing so. They can rub it in our faces while we applaud them. It sickens me and it should to any other reasonable thinking African. I am not generalizing because i already know people on this faceless forum would come and still say not everyone is as how i described when they very damn know well where i am headed.

I need to know which textbooks and tip one needs to effectively teach some foreign kids English. They are from the middle east and are yet to be fluent in English.

Stranac:
Pls name some of the profitable it courses?

The important thing is to be very good at what ever course you choose ayt.

You can learn Graphic Design: Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator, Corel Draw and even Paint.

Web development: Backend(PhP, Java, Python) and/or Frontend(Html, Css and Javascript).

Networking: CCNA

Computer repairs and maintenance

2D and 3D modelling.

here are just a few of the skills you can learn in IT and make it.

Choose the one you have affinity and passion for and go for it with all you got.

**Rushes to site to apply before the nepotists claim my potential slot

Learn an IT skill in nigeria basically means go and learn Web design. That field will soon be oversaturated, there are other areas of expertise in IT, why only web design is popular, Networking is there, Android apps are there, so on and so forth.


Or could it be that it is the most easy to learn?

Tallesty1:
No Nigerian will go to hell again because Nigeria is the hell for condemned souls that died in another planet.

MrCuteking:
Lessons leant

1. Every player wants to dribble instead of pass the ball

2. They are completely disorganized

3. They show apathy in dead ball situations

4. Only a few of them played in their respective positions.

5. We have finally been exposed with weak defence, midfield and goal keeper.

6. No team spirit nor team work.

7. We picked the wrong coach.

8. They played like cowards.

9. They lack accuracy

10. They are proud.

11. The man with the ball can’t even locate his nearest teammate.

12. They don’t rely on Moses but he thinks they do.

13. Mikel is confused and playing defensive midfield instead of playing behind the striker.

14. Ighalo is fvcked

15. Shehu is not in his peak at the moment, Ebuehi is more treatning along that flank.

16. Iceland will use this opportunity to beat us with dead balls.

17. No way, we are not ready for the world cup.

Mehn see analogy, we are screwed if we play this way at the world cup. Sha the boys are aware of the online savagery awaiting them if they falter.

bendovex:
Guys please help. After logging on to the portal with the username and password sent to my email, it keeps telling me "access denied, log in to continue application"
How can I resolve this?
Thanks.

i also got the same thing since midnight, thought i was doing something wrong