₦airaland Forum

If u want it tomorrow, Nairaland is ready.
Either u trend for a good reason or very bad way, Are u ready my brother.

On behalf of brotherhood, home and abroad......We disown You, also assure you that Your stupid relationship shall End up B4 new Year january 2026.

Ameen🙏

When you allow a very fragile being to strategised and take away your dear life as a Nigeria Army, Where are the weak other troops claiming they are fighting insurgency.

Rest in peace brother, Rot in jail Sister.

Its Okay.........I Hope is possible we can sold out our weak and bleeding nation, Nigeria. Split the fucking cash equally, Then its Your choice to relocate to a better place or use ammm play 2 odd game.

its better portable is invited, falling currency like naira

Tinubu's political career and leadership should be studied as a subject of interest in political science courses within our universities.

Fubara terms and condition is to deliver rivers state comes 2027, Either free or unfair election.

How dah one take concern me, dangote kor downgote nii

It is disheartening to see Kwara, once known for its peace and harmony, gradually becoming a haven for bandits. A land that stood as a symbol of unity and security is now being threatened by the failures of leadership. May it never be well with those who, out of selfish ambition, politicize the issue of internal security and expose innocent citizens to danger.

Some words Frequently used in Nigeria here but not in our dictionary,NLM are allowed to give more examples here so that we could learn through your contributions.

1. *Installmentally:*
This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in _"instalments"_ or _"by instalments

*2. Plumpy:*
Nigerians use _“plumpy”_ when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is _plump_.

3. *Disvirgin:*
This particular “word” is used severally on a daily basis, especially by Nigerian men when they intend saying that a woman has lost her virginity to a guy. The correct word to use, however, is _"deflower"_, because “disvirgin” is not a word.

4. *Crosscarpeting:*
This is a favourite of Nigerian politicians and political analysts alike. They use it when they want to say that a politician has dumped his political party for another party, usually a rival party. The right terms to use when describing this scenario are _"party switching"_, _"defection"_ and _"crossing the floor"_ and not “cross-carpeting” or “crosscarpeting.”

5. *Go-Slow �
The word go-slow exists, but not in the way Nigerians use it. A “go-slow,” in the peculiarly Nigerian context, is a situation in which road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues. However, go-slow in the English language actually means _"an industrial tactic used by employees whereby they intentionally reduce activity, productivity and efficiency in order to press home some demands"_. When this happens, you say that work in the office, factory or organization is at a go-slow. The correct terms to use when road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues are _"traffic jam"_, _"traffic congestion"_, _"gridlock"_, and (less technically) _"hold-up"_, not “go-slow.”

6. *Cunny:*
“Cunny” is not found in authoritative dictionaries, but it can be found in some slang dictionaries. Over there, it is a slang used to refer to a woman’s private part. The correct term to use is _"cunning"_ (which is used to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty) and not “cunny.”

7. *Opportuned:*
There is nothing like “opportuned” anywhere in the English language, but that has not stopped its blatant use by all and sundry in Nigeria, including journalists and writers. The correct word is _"opportune"_. The word opportune is an adjective; therefore it has no past tense. An adjective has no past tense. However, some verbs can function as adjectives or adverbs in a sentence. These verbs are called participles and they do have past tenses. They are not pure adjectives. Examples of participles are fattened, amused, disgusted, mystified, overwhelmed, upset and bored. Be that as it may, opportune is a pure adjective and not a participle, therefore it has no past tense. Opportune means appropriate or well-timed.

8. *Alright:*
“Alright” is a misspelling of the term _"all right"_. All right is used when you want to say that something is adequate, acceptable, agreeable or suitable. To hardcore English language linguists, “alright” is not a word. However, its usage is gaining traction and it’s increasingly becoming acceptable. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary – which is considered the gold standard among American English speakers – has recently drawn a lot of criticisms for its permissiveness when it began indexing some otherwise colloquial and street language terms, including “alright.” Most linguists disagree with the gradual acceptance of “alright” as a word by the public and even the media, while those in the minority are “alright” with it. �

9. *Wake-Keeping:*
“Wake-keeping” exists only in the imagination of a few English speakers. As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as “wake-keeping.” The correct word is _"wake"_ and not even “wake-keep.” Both “wake-keeping” and “wake-keep” are ungrammatical.

10. *Screentouch:*
This bad grammatical expression gained currency in Nigeria and neighbouring West African countries with the influx of made-in-China stylus pen touchscreen not-so-smart phones in the mid 2000s. It was a novelty then; many in Nigeria had not seen it – or even thought such advanced technology was possible – before. So, they looked for a name to call it and “screentouch” came to mind, after all you just touch the screen and it starts working. In case you’ve still not figured it out yet, the correct thing to say is _"touchscreen"_ and not screentouch.

11. *Trafficator*

There is no word like this. Nigerians use it when driving and want to alert other road users that the driver wants to turn to either left or right. The correct term is _"indicator"_ as a sign to indicate that the driver is either turning right or left.

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Do have a great night of less grammatical blunders.

madmohamed:
what is the benefit of going to Saudi Arabia

If not to teach this donkey from Northern Nigeria how to rape small girls one minister from North is my witness.

The Allaji is very dangerous to the little children

Be careful of a man or woman who speak b4 he thinks,They are Covid19 Omicron.......Omo Esuuuuu

Tomboy wey chop,others na Tom Tom boy

Masha Allah and May Allah reward you abundantly

Wetin kill ammmmm

This women I'm seeing here are ages above 100 abiii na poverty flog dem like this niii

You mean Tinubu destroy Nigeria through the help of buhari,its okay 2023

Person like her is easy to identify as a criminal,3 different sword on her face called tribal Mark signify danger,disunity and witches......ADVICE,Fear dem when u see any

Fear men in black uniform cos anything black symbol represents devil or wahalaa.......Aniiii sirin

Eniiiiiii Kure,I curse IG join

Punishable offenses in a lawless country,Nigeria.
Corruption from our leaders need to be added as death penalties too

Good for the Agbero task force,After getting money forcefully from people na to drink,smoke and carry banny nearby

Hope is loosing hope already,Imo people we urge you to exercise patience while this man finish his hopeless tenure in peace

Useless country Nigeria under Minor General Muhammed Buhari,May ur generations never go unpunish

I know rivers youth to be the most senseless youth in South South Region,Am not surprised they sell available job appointment in replacement of cash.....Eleme,okrika,onne and amadi youth especially

No where is save anymore in Nigeria,UK or Canada pick up the call soon I dey beg

Police is our enemy

Who ur qualifier help,even your victory no go reduce the cost of gas not to talk about iresiiiiii

Lala how far now

Share her number here,I need to talk to her in a language she understand

Extromoneyvert........Money wey loud $500milli ain't enough biko

A day ayuba(Yoruba fuji singer) together with some artists came for a wedding at kwara Hotel.i walked to saraki had a shot with him and some artists,I foor just respect myself comot until my mind tell me to disgrace myself with Ayuba the yeye singer.Nasoo I walk to him,immediately he insulted me to get back or wether I won steal his phone niii.My friends laugh me no b small.
So when I met kelvin ikeduba at okrika portharcourt recently cutting his nails from aboki guy close to eatery where I just finished isewu with garri,I just see ammm look amm like mumu.he fear �,I tell aboki finish this bros own make u come cut mine also with no single greeting.Na from wizkid alone I fit welcome embarrassment

Their problem,my problem.....All I need is Benz and mansion this coming year