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joncom:
Am flexing my 1.15gig for N15 on etisalat.
With 100naira na 5gig.

how? tell us more

And me!

@op Kill ur self.

Following! Whr is my popcorn?

@Op

And you don't want corrupt leaders to enter jailyeye dey smell,

#team buhari

Wow

Nice move

Lose lose

Source

Westin of mb

Ojoro hw about emeka

End of time

personally

cameroun soldiers are better than ours.naija SMH

MrDoGood: [sup][/sup]
we love dem like dat.
i hv lived in abj for more dan 10yrs since 2004 and i love all dem my abj girls

lienus na there they born you.

Mskrisx: So op wats now ya point

exposing your packaging.u dey vex

THINGS ABOUT ABUJA BABES YOU NEED
TO KNOW
If you have lived in Abuja for more than a
year, you should
understand the term “fake Abuja big girl” or
FABB.
These are the girls who are usually very
attractive, own all the
Apple products in this world, live in
N1million flats in Maitama, but
if you check their background, their parents
are struggling in their
various villages.
Enough said, let me educate you.
1. Bleached skin and tattoos:
These days, most girls think they have to
be “white-skinned” to be
beautiful. They go as far as taking
injections to perfect their skin.
They then get tattoos to complete the look.
These girls have to sell
their market. When you check their
background, their families are as
dark-skinned as they come but these girls
look more like Black or
White era Michael Jackson.
2. Fake accent:
This is another common trait. FABBs roll
their tongues like their
lives depend on it. Every vowel, irrespective
of the word, is followed
by an ‘R’: Jos become Jors; Taxi, Tarxi;
Abuja, Abujarrr.
3. Long ‘human’ hair:
If they do not have the Brazilian hair that
reaches their butt, they
haven’t arrived. Picture the combo:
bleached skin, fake accent and
long Brazilian hair. Most of these girls
don’t even have up to N10,
000 in their bank accounts but they have to
impress. All na
packaging!
4. Own the latest android phones:
This draws me back to a Nigerian movie I
watched weeks ago.
Funke Akindele’s character sold her bed
just so she could buy an
Android phone. She preferred to sleep on a
bare mattress on the
floor than use her regular Nokia phone just
so she could impress the
guys and catch “proper fish.” This is
exactly what FABBS do. They
would own the iPhone 5s, S4, iPad. Before
the iPhone6 is out, they
already have it yet they don’t have regular
jobs. So where do they
get all that money from?
5. Don’t invite you to their houses:
FABBs never want you to know where they
live; it would ruin the
illusion of their prosperous lives. Picture
this, as a guy, you meet
this pretty light skinned lady, who owns all
the nicest phone and
tablets, maybe drives a car if the hustle is
tight; long Brazilian hair
and a little cash in their bank account. As
a guy, you believe you
are toasting or dating a girl who has
money. So, why would she
invite you to her “face me I face you” to
spoil her packaging?
Everybody’s hustle is different but that of
the Fake Abuja Big Girl is
the realest; take note pls

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tosscash1: yeye de smell

mumu

i don believe it

yes cos you can,t pound new yam,nd. old yam sweet pass new yam

from cassava city.

jungle don mature

pls help am searching for happiness india doka.ajah pls help me check tnx@ajah

see him nose like Good luck jonathan own

when will exam list. is. out?

JayKayMaybachz: Nice outfit ..... Buh.....

tnx

aminaeke: ur pick is fine but that environment !!!! e spoil the pic wela

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