₦airaland Forum

dejol88:
Sequel to the just concluded elections , I have decided to get out of this country forever. To be sincere i have raised 6 million naira in cash but dont want to invest it here due to unfavorable climate .

Kindly list out 1st world country i can relocate to and the steps to take to achieve it.

Your kind input would forever be appreciated

With a standard and formal respect to your highness sir! I would suggest you invest the money here because the money was raised here and not in other people's land. Secondly sir, every man has what he likes to be, so invest the money in your lovely profession. Regards sir!

MrJanuzaj:
God bless you

Aameeeen Sir!!! He will rain more bless on you and your entire family. Thanks so much sir, being the first person to pray for me on nairaland.

The youths should emulate this noble leader of a man!!!



Oh Lord! Protect and preserve our noble President of Federal Republic of Nigeria.





Accept my relatively belated congratulations sir!!!

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This boy has really done bad!!!!
But in the other news!! PDP gangantauga and garaga have been killed and buried!!!
Atiku my this,
Akitu my that,
Akitu my these,
Atiku my those,
We have them on Nairaland and Twitter behaving as though they have a credible and viable candidate
Two presidents in Nigeria; one has real and nominal powers while the other has Nairaland and Twitter powers.
According to the wailing wailers;#atikuiswinning#

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The balance to this post will be on the Front Page sooner, allow your brain to comment on this very post and not your keyboards!!! E- nitwit beware!!!

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Your grace Mr President!!! I did a random survey of the coming election from Monday last week through Friday. Sir! The results are what you have exactly pronounced. You are the leading presidential candidate, you need not to rig before you take us to the NEXT LEVEL. Sai papa!!!

Apology ko ideology ni.
With mammoth signs of rigging in the land of okoros

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The newly designed embarrassment had been put in place by that professor of electoral postponement
The most painful aspect of this new date is that my data plan will expire at exactly the time election will commence

madridguy:
INEC chairman should honorably resign.

The man should do the needful as you are accurately and rightly suggested!!! Professor of election postponement

I took my precious time to read the parlance just delivered by Mr. President and I saw a vivid interest of the masses in the just delivered speech. Nairalanders!!! I don't need your likes and mentions, all I need from you is acute and accurate examination of where we are and where we are coming from. Please let's vote for a candidate that takes us to the glorious land.
May God bless our Nation!!!

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I saw the self acclaimed pasito tweets on Saturday asking for Buhari's wive and children. Pasito Reno!! Here are their pictures, give us your newly prepared lies!!!.Thank God Nigerians are blessed with best, good and mature pastors,as for pasito Reno, he is a political pasito

Our prestigious institution of Yahoo plus, YAHOO YAHOO plus and many sophisticated cyber crimes.
The isMummy sounded yahooly

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"Over 15,000 uncollected PVCs were burnt as well as the register containing the number of registered voters".
A vivid sign of reduction in the ipobic votes for their scared candidates. What a sha****!!!

You might not be on the same manuscript of a book with someone which is one of the beautiful aspects of life but to think deathof the person is over evil.




Ta ban ja bi Kaku kooo

Babajide Olusola Sanwo-olu : BOSS of all other mosquito candidates

Chioma, Charity and Credentials. The letter C family

Buhari is a human being like me!!!

Obasanjo needs to see a good and sound doctor, anyone who thinks and says he didn't need to see a doctor will as well need to see a super good and super sound doctor.

FFK!!! A statesman of zero political and economic values

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adedehinbo:
obviously your brain has seized working, where were you when those roads were left unattended to?may your thinking ability be wider than that of your phone battery

Your grace should learn the language of the Whites to understand the simple grammatical structures.

couragemurphy:
Since PDP couldn't do it in 16years, shouldn't another ruling party do it?

I didn't blame the present administration for doing it but as a Nation of 58 years plus, we should have been far above this

Naajjii:
It shows what PDP could not do in it's 16yrs of share the money

Yes!! You are quite correct brother but it shouldn't be seen to us as a dividend. One of the primary functions of government